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Chapter 560: After learning acupuncture for 2 minutes, you dare to do it to yourself?
Just listen to what Mu Yao said.
Chen Mu almost couldn't breathe.
If he didn't have this ability.
Chen Mu wanted to fly to the apartment immediately to see if the patient was still alive.
Look at the roof.
Chen Mu felt that his career had really come to an end this time.
—
"Hiss! Even through the screen, I can feel Dr. Chen's despair at this moment."
"How can I not despair? If someone really dies, Dr. Chen and Chinese medicine and acupuncture will probably have to take the blame for the fragile college student."
"Normally, shouldn't acupuncture be performed by professionals?"
"That's for others. There are indeed many people in the community who do acupuncture and moxibustion on themselves at home, but moxibustion is more common than acupuncture, and the probability of accidents is also lower."
"Those who give themselves acupuncture may not have medical qualifications, but they all know something. They are different from those who dare to give themselves acupuncture just by buying a book!"
"Stop talking, I think Dr. Chen is really going to resign this time..."
"Perhaps it was not Dr. Chen who resigned on his own initiative, but because Dr. Chen promoted acupuncture in the program and he had to resign."
"But if he resigned because of someone else's mistake, wouldn't that be a bit unfair to Dr. Chen?!"
"Tsk! This world is often unfair!"
"..."
—
Seeing Chen Mu’s collapsed expression.
Mu Yao leaned back in the car seat and said in despair, "Doctor Chen, you haven't heard the content of the call for help yet. I just prevented another disaster from happening, hehe..."
Chen Mu turned his head sideways.
You can see Mu Yao, who also has a look of despair on her face.
"What else was said during the call for help?"
Chen Mu couldn't imagine it.
In this situation right now...
Could it be?
Is there anything more unimaginable than a patient giving himself acupuncture and pricking himself into unconsciousness?
The corners of Mu Yao's lips twitched.
Then he said helplessly: "When I received the call for help, the patient's roommate told me that the school hospital was also very busy. We don't need to go to the doctor, we just need to give them some remote guidance."
"Remote instruction?"
Listen to what Mu Yao said.
Some small guesses emerged in Chen Mu's mind.
only……
From Chen Mu's perspective, he was still somewhat unwilling to believe it.
Students in school would say such stupid things when something happens to their classmates.
Under Chen Mu's somewhat unwilling gaze, Mu Yao cruelly said, "That classmate's general meaning is this. In his opinion, his roommate's current unconscious state is basically like a computer crash."
"He often plays games in the dormitory."
"Generally speaking, if your computer freezes, just restart it."
Chen Mu: "..."
Mu Yao: "The classmate who stabbed himself unconscious also left some unused disposable acupuncture needles. He wanted me to tell him where the human body's restart points are, and he would just help with the needles. There's no need for us to make a special trip."
Chen Mu: "..."
—
"I don't know anything about medicine, so I think what this fragile college student said makes sense?!"
"If everyone follows this line of thinking, then we only need to learn how to restart the acupuncture points. When someone around us is in danger of death, we can restart them with one click, and they will be alive again." "Although... restarting a computer is different from restarting a person, right..."
"When a person restarts, he or she may go directly to the reincarnation office and choose a place to be reincarnated, right?"
"Tiger, or a fragile college student Tiger. If I met someone with life-threatening conditions like this, I would probably stay away from him. How dare he give me a needle?!"
"Doctor Mu: If I knew where the restart button was, would it still be your turn?!"
"One sentence made two doctors doubt their lives. This guy is a talent."
"Maybe there are more than two doctors. The people in our department who are on break are having a dinner party. When our director heard what he just said, he started to doubt his life..."
"..."
—
Chen Mu took a deep breath.
Take out your phone.
With trembling hands, he opened his WeChat page and said, "No, I need to contact Secretary Lu."
Mu Yao: "Ah?"
Followed by.
Mu Yao heard Chen Mu's voice, which sounded like he was on the verge of collapse. "Change the school rules! The school rules must be improved!"
"From today on, students of Haicheng University are not allowed to use medical equipment such as acupuncture needles without permission!"
Mu Yao: "..."
*
He raised his hand and pointed at the live camera next to Chen Mu, "Doctor Chen, I'm not only worried about Haicheng University now."
As if he suddenly realized something.
Some of them widened their eyes in disbelief.
Turn around.
He and the live camera next to him looked into each other's eyes.
—
"???"
"No?! What does Mu Yao mean? Could it be that she wants to say that the viewers in the live broadcast room will also imitate acupuncture?"
"You must be joking. The netizens in the live broadcast room are not fools!!!"
"You said you're not stupid, but have you forgotten how many cases of swallowing light bulbs there were after He Congming swallowed the light bulb?!"
"No... there can't be anyone in the live broadcast room who is really learning to do acupuncture on their own, right?!"
“Well… I really bought acupuncture needles… Mainly the acupuncture in the live broadcast room, it looks very simple…”
"There really is a warrior?!"
"No, you only see Chinese medicine using acupuncture to treat diseases. Don't you see that even those who study this method have almost paralyzed themselves?"
"That intern is just too incompetent!"
"No, no matter how bad he is, he is still a graduate student of Haicheng University of Chinese Medicine. He is a serious doctor who has studied systematically. Some people don't think that after watching a few days of live broadcasts, they are better than the interns at Haicheng University of Chinese Medicine, right? No way! No way!!!"
"..."
—
Chen Mu covered his aching head.
Chen Mu: "I'm not in the mood to think about this now. Doctor Mu, please tell reporter Su all your speculations truthfully. She will contact the program team and do some popular science on the Internet."
Mu Yao nervously took out her cell phone.
Send a message to Su Bingbing.
While sending the message, Mu Yao kept muttering: "I hope it's not too late... I hope no patients have started learning fragile college students yet..."
Chen Mu: "..."
I almost couldn't breathe! (End of this chapter)
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