enchanting bodyguard

Chapter [-] The battle of Tianyuan is so funny

A half-step Tianyuan was not only slapped in the face by Zhou Dongfei, but also kicked flying.And all of this happened within ten strokes!

Such a battle situation may have exceeded everyone's expectations.

Of course, Long Yin was basically not injured, but his face was burning with pain and his arms were numb.After being kicked six or seven meters away, he never dared to fall down out of thin air.Because there is no point of focus in the air, it is difficult to make any counterattack.Once it falls, Zhou Dongfei will definitely kick him away, which is even worse.

And just when his body was thrown to the highest point and was about to fall, Long Yin found himself quite close to a thick bamboo.Immediately, with a wave of his big sleeve, one hand immediately grasped the top of the bamboo tightly.Although the arm was numb again due to exertion, it still wouldn't fall or slippery.

A piece of bamboo bears the weight of a person, and suddenly bends down in a graceful arc.Fortunately, Long Yin's body was already skinny, so she wasn't worried that the bamboo would break.So, the old monk clung tightly to the bamboo, swaying with the shaking of the bamboo.

Zhou Dongfei looked up, thinking that this old guy is really clever.

Just when Zhou Dongfei was about to smash the bamboo with his hand, Long Yin tapped the bamboo lightly with his foot. With the help of the good elasticity of the bamboo, his whole body was immediately ejected and "flyed" onto another bamboo accurately.That body is like a civet, very light.

want to run?Zhou Dongfei sneered, and immediately rushed out, chasing after the bamboo that Long Yin was clinging to.

Longyin's position changed again, and another bamboo was replaced.

Zhou Dongfei chased after him again, but Longyin moved again.

Zhou Dongfei saw that the old monk was completely reckless, he didn't dare to come down at all, so he just roared and unleashed a strong military fist.At this time, Zhou Dongfei was like a god of war, rampaging in the nearby bamboo forest.Every time I raise my hand or step out, I break the bamboo one by one with a "click click".

Not to mention the fewer and fewer bamboos Long Yin could cling to, and with Zhou Dongfei's blows, the directions of those bamboos changed beyond comprehension.There was even a piece of bamboo that flicked irregularly, almost knocking the moving dragon's voice out of mid-air.

At this time, Master Huijue saw that he was afraid that Longyin would take the opportunity to escape, so he immediately ordered a large number of monks to scatter, and almost everyone grabbed a bamboo, shaking it back and forth .In this way, at least it would be difficult for Long Yin to get out.

Looking at it now, Long Yin looked like a big lithe squirrel, shuttled back and forth two floors above the ground, so handsome and graceful.Zhou Dongfei was like a lumberjack, chopping bamboo back and forth.But in fact, Zhou Dongfei was very excited and never tired of it; while Long Yin was almost crying——

Because Zhou Dongfei kept destroying the bamboo, the bamboo forest gradually became thinner and thinner, and there were fewer and fewer bamboos that Long Yin could choose to jump and move around.However, Long Yin did not dare to jump off.As long as he jumped down, once Zhou Dongfei got close to him before landing, it would be a fatal blow immediately.

Slowly, the bamboo fell to the ground in a mess.Only twos and threes were left standing still, but it was quite difficult for Long Yin to jump over accurately.

Finally, due to the inconvenient jumping of Long Yin, the bamboo she was on was caught by Zhou Dongfei!

"Hahaha!" Zhou Dongfei was overjoyed, raised his head and smiled, "I said Monk Longyin, if you have the guts, just keep jumping up, it was quite fun just now!"

While speaking, Zhou Dongfei shook the bamboo that was as thick as an arm with one arm.How strong is Zhou Dongfei?The bamboo was shaken by him, and it started to shake irregularly.Naturally, the dragon sound clinging to it shook even more violently.Because the shaking range of the top of the tree must be much greater than that of the roots.

The tip of the bamboo shook wildly, Long Yin was completely dumbfounded.Now let alone jumping on the bamboo in the distance, it is almost impossible to jump to the ground smoothly.Because he had completely lost his center of gravity, he couldn't grasp the direction of the jump at all.Moreover, such violent shaking made Long Yin's head very confused, and even a little nauseous like motion sickness.If he jumped down rashly, he might not be able to distinguish east, west, north and south in mid-air, and he would roll off his butt when he landed.In that case, Zhou Dongfei would be at his mercy.

So, the old monk could only hug the bamboo more tightly.

Seeing Long Yin leaning on the tree more "firmly", Zhou Dongfei swayed more joyfully.The strength in the hand fluctuated from big to small, and the direction changed from east to west, so the bamboo shook even more irregularly and violently.

The current Long Yin is almost riding an extremely inferior roller coaster, her head is getting more and more dizzy, her stomach is getting more and more uncomfortable, and she feels nauseous and retching.And the more this happened, the more he dared not jump off.

Everyone present was stunned, watching this unimaginable scene.No one ever thought that a fight between super-top experts would evolve into such a result.

"Still coming down?!" Zhou Dongfei laughed, and swayed suddenly a few times, then changed direction immediately.This guy is getting more and more proficient at playing, the bamboo is like a handy weapon in his hand, like his arms and fingers.

Finally, Long Yin above couldn't hold on anymore.The old monk's eyes had turned black, and his stomach was churning.It's like a guy who was already motion sick got into an old car with bad bumps.

"Ah, ah... vomit..."

Then there was a "crash", and Long Yin vomited!

"I'm stupid!" Zhou Dongfei jumped out of the distance all of a sudden, with lingering fear in his heart.Grandma is a bear, she was almost splashed with dirty water by Long Yin!

But Long Yin didn't have time to take the opportunity to jump down, there was only non-stop "vomit...vomit..."

All the food in his stomach was spat out.In the end, my face turned pale, and almost all the acid in my stomach was vomited out.Moreover, it is two floors above the ground, so when the dirty water hits the ground, the sound is very loud and crisp, like crackling rain.

Long Yin's complexion was extremely bad, and she was almost speechless.Zhou Dongfei asked from a distance: "Hey, are you still vomiting?"

"Uh...don't vomit..."

As soon as Long Yin said those words, she immediately regretted it.Because Zhou Dongfei heard that he couldn't vomit anymore, he simply ran under the bamboo again - keep shaking!

This is a complete tragedy for Long Yin.His stomach was almost empty, his head was swollen, his limbs were weak, and his stomach was cramping... The current him, let alone a fight, might not even be able to stand still.

Long Yin's strength finally disappeared, and her hands holding the bamboo loosened accidentally.Suddenly, the whole body fell down more than one meter with a crash.Long Yin was frightened at this moment, and quickly hugged Zhuzi to death.

"Are you going to get down or not? If you stay on top, I will continue to shake!" Zhou Dongfei raised his head and asked.

Long Yin's face was so pale that stars were shining in his eyes, "Puppy thief...you...ah..."

Before Long Yin could finish cursing angrily, Zhou Dongfei simply continued to shake it—to make you, an old monk, stiff-mouthed!

Loosening his hands again, Long Yin fell down for more than one meter.Today, he is only a house high from the ground.

However, during the slide, his pants were caught by a bamboo knot.So there was a harsh "thud" sound, and the crotch of the trousers was hung.Even the underwear inside was hung up.Long Yin was so dizzy that she couldn't feel the chill on her butt anymore.What's even more tragic is that in the middle of the crotch, some dirty man's objects are exposed, sticking to the bamboo.The breeze blew the tattered clothes, and the dirty things were looming.

All the people stared at this unusual scene with dumbfounded eyes, but Master Huijue snorted lightly and turned his head slightly.Although the eminent monks who have become monks have long seen through the world and have no emotions, Master Huijue still finds it indecent when he sees this "scene" of an old monk.

"Hey, hey! If you don't come down again, I won't just be shaken!" Zhou Dongfei shouted.

It's not that Long Yin doesn't answer now, it's simply that he is unable to answer.But Zhou Dongfei thought that this old man was still stubborn, so he simply stepped back and grabbed a piece of bamboo as thick as an egg from the ground, about five or six meters long.Three times, five times and two times, the branches and leaves were broken off, and it became a faint green bamboo pole.

He picked up one end of the bamboo pole and swung the other end suddenly.

"Crack!" A crisp sound came from Longyin's buttocks.Suddenly, a burning pain spread throughout the body.At the same time, a wave of extreme embarrassment also impacted the only trace of reason left in his brain. "Puppy thief, this... this seat..."

"'This seat' is crazy, I've pissed me off, smashed your ass, and made you miss the seat for the rest of your life!" As he said, the bamboo pole hit like raindrops, making Long Yin's buttocks red and swollen Unbearable.Moreover, even the tattered clothes and pants were beaten even more.A lot of cloth strips were blown away by the wind, and Long Yin's back was already bare, revealing two old, red and swollen "back faces".

Afterwards, Zhou Dongfei made a sudden attack and even slammed Long Yin's arm with the bamboo pole in his hand.

Unable to hold on anymore, Long Yin's hands loosened.Suddenly, the body slid down.At a height of more than three meters, the speed of sliding down is extremely fast.But along with the falling process, Long Yin let out a painful cry, hoarse and heart-piercing!

It turned out that his crotch was completely uncovered now, and the lump of dirty man's stuff was already attached to the bamboo without barriers.Now it slipped down so fast that the object was accidentally hung on the raised bamboo knot!There were still tiny bamboo branches growing from the bamboo joints, it was really cruel!

This time, Long Yin completely lost all combat power.After falling to the ground, he writhed in pain, using all his strength in his hands, tightly covering his crotch.It should be a waste to hold the thing, because the viscous liquid flowing out between the five fingers indicates that "that thing" may be hung up!

The majestic Tianyuan battle against half-step Tianyuan, never expected such a tragic and extremely funny ending.

Zhou Dongfei had originally planned to take advantage of Long Yin's landing and rush over to subdue him.But now it seems that there is no need for that.There was no need for Zhou Dongfei to do it himself, he just shouted: "Tied!"