enchanting bodyguard
Chapter 923 Lighting a Cigarette
Chapter [-] Lighting Cigarettes
Two days later, US Vice President Gordon visited China as scheduled.As the second in command of a superpower, it is inevitable to be valued after coming to China, and a series of state affairs activities are also very busy.His every move has also attracted the attention of major media around the world.But on the second day of his arrival, he told the Chinese government that he wanted to visit the Forbidden City in China for half a day.
It is very common for foreign leaders to visit this place, although a lot of extra security forces need to be deployed every time.Moreover, Gordon is a history enthusiast, and one of the most admired figures is Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty in China.As the former palace residence of Emperor Kangxi, it was only natural for Gordon to want to visit.Therefore, this project was already listed in the schedule provided by Gordon before his visit to China.
But this time, Gordon made it clear that he hoped Zhou Dongfei, a certain general of the Chinese military, would accompany him.
Is something weird?Have a personal relationship?
As a member of the military and a senior general with the rank of lieutenant general, formal meeting with foreign leaders requires approval.Moreover, Zhou Dongfei is the deputy minister of two major ministries in the national government.Therefore, both the government and the military conducted an urgent investigation, and personally questioned Zhou Dongfei, asking why Gordon asked him to accompany him on a tour of the Forbidden City alone.
The conclusions that turned out to be painful and hilarious.Zhou Dongfei just said with a smile: I once made a bet with Gordon, but I lost the bet, so I want to light a cigarette for the vice president...
Just kidding.However, the head of the government and the army also know that Zhou Dongfei can do anything, and some things may seem weird to others, but it is normal to put him on him.In the end, both the top government and military officials approved this small link.
The two sides made an appointment and met directly in front of the Meridian Gate entering the Forbidden City.Because Gordon's schedule is tight, and he doesn't have much time for spanking and chatting.However, Zhou Dongfei knew that the old fox's arrangement must be tricky.
……
On the morning of the meeting, Zhou Dongfei arrived in front of the Meridian Gate of the Forbidden City early in the morning.Be darling, there are so many people, just like going to the market, there are long queues in front of the ticket windows, and the entrance team can't walk.Logically speaking, as long as Gordon insisted on asking, he would definitely be able to go in directly in a special way.However, this old guy really obeyed the rules, and now he treated himself as an ordinary foreign citizen who came to play.And he was accompanied by only his two bodyguards and an interpreter, not even the people from the US embassy in China.
However, the Huaxia police sent a large number of people, for fear that Gordon would have some safety problems.At the same time, Long Ying also mobilized a lot of capable plainclothes to hide among the endless stream of people.As the dual leader of Longying and the Ministry of Public Security, the commander in chief of the security operation is Zhou Dongfei himself.
With such protection and deliberate evacuation, Gordon was not affected by the crowd after his arrival.As long as he arrives at a place, the police will definitely let some ordinary tourists evacuate a little bit and keep a corresponding distance.As a result, more people noticed the different identity of this big-nosed foreign tourist.In the end, it was a few American tourists howling that everyone knew that this casually dressed old man was actually the Vice President of the United States.
In front of the Meridian Gate, Gordon appeared with a smile, and Zhou Dongfei in police uniform walked over immediately.Before Gordon could do anything wrong, Zhou Dongfei took out his lighter and cigarettes, ready to light for Gordon.Back then, Mr. Jinghu got a lighter that almost didn't light, which made Gordon bend over and toss for a long time.With this lesson learned, Zhou Dongfei certainly prepared well in advance.
A group of onlookers were stunned: what the hell is this young man who actually lit a cigarette for Gordon directly!
"Good boy, it seems that Mr. Jinghu told you what happened last time, otherwise you wouldn't have prepared so thoughtfully!" Gordon smiled, and suddenly said, "It's just that smoking is prohibited in this tourist attraction, right? Haha! You are also a senior official of Huaxia, but a general. If someone took a picture of you lighting a fire here, I think it will spread all over the Internet this afternoon. Lighting cigarettes' and other topics. I know that you Huaxia netizens are very powerful, and you don't show mercy when you hurt others."
At the same time, Zhou Dongfei looked around, and sure enough, many people were taking pictures of Zhou Dongfei and Gordon.If Zhou Dongfei had turned on the lighter in his hand, this photo would definitely be posted on the Internet, and he himself would be scolded by netizens.
You are ruthless!No wonder I didn't let Lao Tzu pick you up, but chose to meet here directly.It turned out that the old fox had thought of this move a long time ago.It's just that Zhou Dongfei has been thinking about cigarettes and lighters, but he didn't pay attention to this small link.
At this time, Gordon had already put the cigarette in his mouth, and looked at Zhou Dongfei triumphantly.Anyway, Zhou Dongfei didn't light a cigarette, so he didn't move his body, just kept consuming it.
As soon as Zhou Dongfei gritted his teeth - click and click!
Snapped!The lighter rang, and a wisp of green smoke ignited from Gordon's mouth. The old fox was very proud.
snap!snap!snap! ... One by one the cameras rang.Strands of black lines appeared on Zhou Dongfei's head, and someone was very depressed.
Sure enough, in the afternoon, a good netizen posted this photo, saying that a senior police officer was smoking at the entrance of the Forbidden City regardless of his image, which would damage the image of civil servants.
Fortunately, fortunately, I was wearing a police uniform, not a military uniform.If a general did this, it would probably be even more eye-catching.Moreover, this incident really has a bad influence, and it's not all due to the meddling of other netizens.Public places where everyone wants to visit should not break the rules.
The final impact of this incident was that the Ministry of Public Security, under the pressure of public opinion, gave Zhou Dongfei the lowest punishment—a warning.It is unprecedented for a dignified department leader to be punished for such a trivial matter.
However, Zhou Dongfei will not be the one who admits to being at a disadvantage.Similarly, Gordon also encountered trouble.
While Gordon was smoking a cigarette triumphantly, Zhou Dongfei sneaked to the toilet resentfully—in fact, he went to find someone.He arranged for a policeman to find an administrator of the Forbidden City and made some arrangements.Although many management staff can speak some English, Zhou Dongfei still asked to find someone with a relatively better English level.So, a female college student who had just started working was called in.As a result, after hearing Zhou Dongfei's words, the little girl turned pale with fright.
"Leader, this is not good, he... he is the vice president of the United States! Our leader has already explained that we must leave a good impression on the distinguished guests, and we can't do this..." The little girl had only been working for half a year, and unexpectedly Encountered such a terrible thing.
Zhou Dongfei pretended to be angry and said: "Little comrade, why are you so unprincipled? No matter who the other party is or what his identity is, as long as he violates the management regulations, he will be taken care of! Don't worry, I will take care of you if something goes wrong. carry around."
"I don't..." The little girl lowered her head in fright, and almost stepped on her two toes.
"If you don't go, I'll tell your leaders that you don't obey orders and give green light to tourists who violate the rules!" Zhou Dongfei still has a strong ability to scare little loli.
So within 2 minutes, the little girl bit the bullet and came to Gordon.Emboldened, he said, "Mr. Vice President, you...you are not allowed to smoke in tourist areas, we have regulations here."
puff!Although Gordon's official airs are not big, he is the leader of a big country after all, and he has never encountered such a thing.Even if there are any small problems occasionally, the other country will laugh and let it go.It's not like today, to be disciplined by a little girl like this.This kind of thing seems a little embarrassing, uh!
Immediately, the surrounding cameras flickered more intensely, and some digital cameras also began to record the whole process.No way, this kind of thing is too attractive!
Don't!Gordon's face was a little green, and he immediately smiled at the little girl and said, "Okay, I'll kill it right now, right now!"
With that said, Gordon quickly threw half of the cigarette into the trash can.However, the little girl was still relentless—something asked her to be relentless.The little girl was about to cry, but she still bite the bullet and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. President, according to the regulations, you have to... fine..."
puff!Gordon was even more confused now.It's too embarrassing to pay a fine!
What's even more embarrassing is that Gordon, his bodyguards, and translators didn't have Huaxia coins on them.Where do they need to bring Huaxia coins when they go out? !In desperation, Gordon "borrowed" some money from Zhou Dongfei, and then paid the fine.
As a result, Gordon's story spread faster and more violently, because his identity was higher and more sensitive than Zhou Dongfei's.Almost at the same time, the news that "U.S. Vice President Gordon was fined for smoking in the famous Huaxia Forbidden City" seemed to have wings and quickly spread throughout the world!The leader of a big country with some good deeds simply called Gordon and asked with a smile whether the fine was much and whether it was very distressing.
Tat for tat, who told you to toss brother!Zhou Dongfei secretly laughed in his heart.
But as a fine old fox, Gordon will not fail to guess the "black hand" behind it.Just relying on a little girl of the administrator, she would definitely not dare to punish herself.Even if you want to be famous and have the courage, it is impossible to break through the encirclement of the police and plainclothes in Huaxia.Therefore, the guy behind the scenes must be Zhou Dongfei, and it was this kid who did it when he was "going to the bathroom"!
"Boy, you are ruthless! You are more ruthless than your master!" Gordon said in a low voice with black hair, "wait and see, I wanted to tell you some useful news. Now it seems, forget it, huh!"
what news?With Gordon's level and height, his so-called "useful news" must be really useful.Zhou Dongfei felt itchy in his heart, and said with a smile: "You are so old, what are you doing with my knowledge."
"Come on!" Gordon pretended to be angry, but he was also angry, "I really won't tell you! Want to know? When I return to China in a few days, you go there in person and give me a new one." Just light a cigarette!"
Two days later, US Vice President Gordon visited China as scheduled.As the second in command of a superpower, it is inevitable to be valued after coming to China, and a series of state affairs activities are also very busy.His every move has also attracted the attention of major media around the world.But on the second day of his arrival, he told the Chinese government that he wanted to visit the Forbidden City in China for half a day.
It is very common for foreign leaders to visit this place, although a lot of extra security forces need to be deployed every time.Moreover, Gordon is a history enthusiast, and one of the most admired figures is Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty in China.As the former palace residence of Emperor Kangxi, it was only natural for Gordon to want to visit.Therefore, this project was already listed in the schedule provided by Gordon before his visit to China.
But this time, Gordon made it clear that he hoped Zhou Dongfei, a certain general of the Chinese military, would accompany him.
Is something weird?Have a personal relationship?
As a member of the military and a senior general with the rank of lieutenant general, formal meeting with foreign leaders requires approval.Moreover, Zhou Dongfei is the deputy minister of two major ministries in the national government.Therefore, both the government and the military conducted an urgent investigation, and personally questioned Zhou Dongfei, asking why Gordon asked him to accompany him on a tour of the Forbidden City alone.
The conclusions that turned out to be painful and hilarious.Zhou Dongfei just said with a smile: I once made a bet with Gordon, but I lost the bet, so I want to light a cigarette for the vice president...
Just kidding.However, the head of the government and the army also know that Zhou Dongfei can do anything, and some things may seem weird to others, but it is normal to put him on him.In the end, both the top government and military officials approved this small link.
The two sides made an appointment and met directly in front of the Meridian Gate entering the Forbidden City.Because Gordon's schedule is tight, and he doesn't have much time for spanking and chatting.However, Zhou Dongfei knew that the old fox's arrangement must be tricky.
……
On the morning of the meeting, Zhou Dongfei arrived in front of the Meridian Gate of the Forbidden City early in the morning.Be darling, there are so many people, just like going to the market, there are long queues in front of the ticket windows, and the entrance team can't walk.Logically speaking, as long as Gordon insisted on asking, he would definitely be able to go in directly in a special way.However, this old guy really obeyed the rules, and now he treated himself as an ordinary foreign citizen who came to play.And he was accompanied by only his two bodyguards and an interpreter, not even the people from the US embassy in China.
However, the Huaxia police sent a large number of people, for fear that Gordon would have some safety problems.At the same time, Long Ying also mobilized a lot of capable plainclothes to hide among the endless stream of people.As the dual leader of Longying and the Ministry of Public Security, the commander in chief of the security operation is Zhou Dongfei himself.
With such protection and deliberate evacuation, Gordon was not affected by the crowd after his arrival.As long as he arrives at a place, the police will definitely let some ordinary tourists evacuate a little bit and keep a corresponding distance.As a result, more people noticed the different identity of this big-nosed foreign tourist.In the end, it was a few American tourists howling that everyone knew that this casually dressed old man was actually the Vice President of the United States.
In front of the Meridian Gate, Gordon appeared with a smile, and Zhou Dongfei in police uniform walked over immediately.Before Gordon could do anything wrong, Zhou Dongfei took out his lighter and cigarettes, ready to light for Gordon.Back then, Mr. Jinghu got a lighter that almost didn't light, which made Gordon bend over and toss for a long time.With this lesson learned, Zhou Dongfei certainly prepared well in advance.
A group of onlookers were stunned: what the hell is this young man who actually lit a cigarette for Gordon directly!
"Good boy, it seems that Mr. Jinghu told you what happened last time, otherwise you wouldn't have prepared so thoughtfully!" Gordon smiled, and suddenly said, "It's just that smoking is prohibited in this tourist attraction, right? Haha! You are also a senior official of Huaxia, but a general. If someone took a picture of you lighting a fire here, I think it will spread all over the Internet this afternoon. Lighting cigarettes' and other topics. I know that you Huaxia netizens are very powerful, and you don't show mercy when you hurt others."
At the same time, Zhou Dongfei looked around, and sure enough, many people were taking pictures of Zhou Dongfei and Gordon.If Zhou Dongfei had turned on the lighter in his hand, this photo would definitely be posted on the Internet, and he himself would be scolded by netizens.
You are ruthless!No wonder I didn't let Lao Tzu pick you up, but chose to meet here directly.It turned out that the old fox had thought of this move a long time ago.It's just that Zhou Dongfei has been thinking about cigarettes and lighters, but he didn't pay attention to this small link.
At this time, Gordon had already put the cigarette in his mouth, and looked at Zhou Dongfei triumphantly.Anyway, Zhou Dongfei didn't light a cigarette, so he didn't move his body, just kept consuming it.
As soon as Zhou Dongfei gritted his teeth - click and click!
Snapped!The lighter rang, and a wisp of green smoke ignited from Gordon's mouth. The old fox was very proud.
snap!snap!snap! ... One by one the cameras rang.Strands of black lines appeared on Zhou Dongfei's head, and someone was very depressed.
Sure enough, in the afternoon, a good netizen posted this photo, saying that a senior police officer was smoking at the entrance of the Forbidden City regardless of his image, which would damage the image of civil servants.
Fortunately, fortunately, I was wearing a police uniform, not a military uniform.If a general did this, it would probably be even more eye-catching.Moreover, this incident really has a bad influence, and it's not all due to the meddling of other netizens.Public places where everyone wants to visit should not break the rules.
The final impact of this incident was that the Ministry of Public Security, under the pressure of public opinion, gave Zhou Dongfei the lowest punishment—a warning.It is unprecedented for a dignified department leader to be punished for such a trivial matter.
However, Zhou Dongfei will not be the one who admits to being at a disadvantage.Similarly, Gordon also encountered trouble.
While Gordon was smoking a cigarette triumphantly, Zhou Dongfei sneaked to the toilet resentfully—in fact, he went to find someone.He arranged for a policeman to find an administrator of the Forbidden City and made some arrangements.Although many management staff can speak some English, Zhou Dongfei still asked to find someone with a relatively better English level.So, a female college student who had just started working was called in.As a result, after hearing Zhou Dongfei's words, the little girl turned pale with fright.
"Leader, this is not good, he... he is the vice president of the United States! Our leader has already explained that we must leave a good impression on the distinguished guests, and we can't do this..." The little girl had only been working for half a year, and unexpectedly Encountered such a terrible thing.
Zhou Dongfei pretended to be angry and said: "Little comrade, why are you so unprincipled? No matter who the other party is or what his identity is, as long as he violates the management regulations, he will be taken care of! Don't worry, I will take care of you if something goes wrong. carry around."
"I don't..." The little girl lowered her head in fright, and almost stepped on her two toes.
"If you don't go, I'll tell your leaders that you don't obey orders and give green light to tourists who violate the rules!" Zhou Dongfei still has a strong ability to scare little loli.
So within 2 minutes, the little girl bit the bullet and came to Gordon.Emboldened, he said, "Mr. Vice President, you...you are not allowed to smoke in tourist areas, we have regulations here."
puff!Although Gordon's official airs are not big, he is the leader of a big country after all, and he has never encountered such a thing.Even if there are any small problems occasionally, the other country will laugh and let it go.It's not like today, to be disciplined by a little girl like this.This kind of thing seems a little embarrassing, uh!
Immediately, the surrounding cameras flickered more intensely, and some digital cameras also began to record the whole process.No way, this kind of thing is too attractive!
Don't!Gordon's face was a little green, and he immediately smiled at the little girl and said, "Okay, I'll kill it right now, right now!"
With that said, Gordon quickly threw half of the cigarette into the trash can.However, the little girl was still relentless—something asked her to be relentless.The little girl was about to cry, but she still bite the bullet and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. President, according to the regulations, you have to... fine..."
puff!Gordon was even more confused now.It's too embarrassing to pay a fine!
What's even more embarrassing is that Gordon, his bodyguards, and translators didn't have Huaxia coins on them.Where do they need to bring Huaxia coins when they go out? !In desperation, Gordon "borrowed" some money from Zhou Dongfei, and then paid the fine.
As a result, Gordon's story spread faster and more violently, because his identity was higher and more sensitive than Zhou Dongfei's.Almost at the same time, the news that "U.S. Vice President Gordon was fined for smoking in the famous Huaxia Forbidden City" seemed to have wings and quickly spread throughout the world!The leader of a big country with some good deeds simply called Gordon and asked with a smile whether the fine was much and whether it was very distressing.
Tat for tat, who told you to toss brother!Zhou Dongfei secretly laughed in his heart.
But as a fine old fox, Gordon will not fail to guess the "black hand" behind it.Just relying on a little girl of the administrator, she would definitely not dare to punish herself.Even if you want to be famous and have the courage, it is impossible to break through the encirclement of the police and plainclothes in Huaxia.Therefore, the guy behind the scenes must be Zhou Dongfei, and it was this kid who did it when he was "going to the bathroom"!
"Boy, you are ruthless! You are more ruthless than your master!" Gordon said in a low voice with black hair, "wait and see, I wanted to tell you some useful news. Now it seems, forget it, huh!"
what news?With Gordon's level and height, his so-called "useful news" must be really useful.Zhou Dongfei felt itchy in his heart, and said with a smile: "You are so old, what are you doing with my knowledge."
"Come on!" Gordon pretended to be angry, but he was also angry, "I really won't tell you! Want to know? When I return to China in a few days, you go there in person and give me a new one." Just light a cigarette!"
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