Ming Dynasty: At the beginning of the game, Lao Zhu resigned and retired.
Chapter 340 Who is the fool?
Chapter 340 Who is the fool?
Chapter 340: Who is the fool?
Although humans are not machines, they are similar to machines.
If we use an analogy, then a person is like a precision machine that needs careful service.
In the process of constant use, it will continue to wear out, not to mention various accidents.
Especially people like Mr. Hu, who have bad habits like drinking, sex, staying up late, drinking, and sleeping with each other.
The wear and tear far exceeds that of others.
Originally, Mr. Hu thought he would have to wait until he was seventy or eighty years old before he would have the chance to get this disguised life extension.
As a result, I never thought that life is full of surprises.
Look, this is a benefit inadvertently.
Feeling the warmth all over his body, as if he had been relieved of heavy shackles, Mr. Hu shamelessly groaned on the spot.
So much so that the little oiran who was gently squeezing the head of Mr. Hu behind Mr. Hu looked at his hands in confusion.
Is it so comfortable?
When did you become so powerful?
The next day, the official recruitment exam that ended completely became a hot topic among everyone.
Whoever performed well made the examiner applaud on the spot;
During the interview, so-and-so was so scared that he couldn’t speak;
So-and-so made a big joke during the interview!
It can be said that Mr. Hu's new tricks in the official recruitment have completely detonated the entire public opinion field.
Whether it's on the streets or inside the yamen, these topics are all being discussed.
Because of this, it was inevitable that the news that only three people applied for the Ministry of Etiquette eventually spread unconsciously.
As soon as the news came out, it immediately aroused everyone's curiosity.
Hey guys, only three people?
Is it possible that the Ministry of Rites cannot recruit people?
People simply shouldn't be too curious.
But when asked again, all the students smiled meaningfully.
In the end, some students couldn't help but told the final reason for the incident.
"You guys are overcomplicating things."
"I just heard what the uncle said, good guy, he almost pulled out a lot of conspiracies."
"Actually, there aren't that many twists and turns at all!"
"The reason why students like me don't apply for the Ministry of Etiquette is because we are just going around Hu Xiang!"
"There's nothing we can do. Mr. Hu is so famous that we can't handle it, so just hide away and go to the head office!"
"Haha, it seems now that although we don't communicate with each other, everyone actually has similar ideas!"
When the student explained this, the people surrounding him became even more confused.
"Master Hu is that scary?"
The student smiled bitterly and nodded.
"I'm not afraid of your jokes. I still feel cold all over when I hear Mr. Hu's name!"
"I participated in Enke hosted by Hu Xiang last year, and I still tremble when I think about that experience!"
"I consider myself to be a great person in terms of knowledge, not to mention talent, but I definitely put in the hard work."
"And my mentor also said that it may depend on luck, but it is absolutely no problem to get the top three at least." "But the result is that I was tortured by Hu Xiang for several consecutive exams, and I couldn't even take the examination. No more qualifications!”
"Everyone, if you were me, would you be afraid?"
"And I'm not the only one who has experienced this kind of experience. Many of the senior brothers I met this time have gone through this!"
After everyone heard this, they finally understood how powerful the word "Hu Weiyong" was among the candidates.
But there was still someone who was smart enough to argue: "Then you guys don't have to go around Mr. Hu, do you?"
"It's difficult for everyone, and you're not the only one who suffers. Maybe the fewer people signing up for the Etiquette Department is a good opportunity?!"
The student was not angry when he heard this. After all, he was a fellow villager and even a neighbor who had watched him grow up.
If he really fell out on the spot, his family's reputation here would be bad in the future.
Therefore, he had to explain it honestly.
"You have never taken the test questions created by Hu Xiang, so you don't know how sad we and other students are."
"Even if we fail to pass the test on other people's questions, it doesn't matter. We will only feel that we have not learned enough, and then we will just study hard for three years and then fight again."
"But for Hu Xiang's questions, after you finish the exam, you will find that it's not you who can't learn it, but your brain."
"That really makes me wonder if I am an idiot!"
"Therefore, anyone who wants to be on the safe side will never rush to the Ministry of Rites to confront Prime Minister Hu!"
"We would rather fight with everyone than face Hu Xiang and make ourselves doubt our lives!"
"That's not an exam, it's a torture!"
Got it!
Speaking of which, everyone finally understood why this exam turned out to be such a joke.
However, without being a person involved, it may be difficult to accurately describe the fear and resentment of the candidates when facing Mr. Hu.
That was pure torture and torment.
It’s still the kind that repeatedly tosses you left, right, and right from all angles, making you doubt your life.
So, instead of being tortured by Mr. Hu here and just turning around to deal with other examiners, wouldn't it be okay to give it a try?
At the same time, a group of students themselves were discussing the "Three Warriors of the Ministry of Rites"!
In other words, they are more accustomed to calling those three people the "Three Idiots of the Ministry of Rites"!
They really couldn't understand, what on earth were these three people thinking?
Is it possible that there is something wrong with your brain?
Otherwise, where did these three people get the courage to apply for the Ministry of Etiquette?
That inappropriate Mr. Hu's base camp was staffed by his people from top to bottom. I'm afraid even if he wasn't present during the exam, everything would have been arranged.
Doesn't that mean that these candidates are wrestling with Mr. Hu from afar, and are being tortured by Mr. Hu in various ways?
This is not a proper way to die.
Therefore, Fang Xiaoru and the other three have completely become a joke in the eyes of everyone and representatives of bad brains.
However, it didn't take long for all the candidates to stop laughing.
Because as the results of this official selection examination were announced, everyone was surprised to find out.
The "Three Idiots of the Ministry of Etiquette" who they regarded as stubborn, stupid, and unable to distinguish pros and cons actually got them all!
These three people were actually hired by the Ministry of Rites!
Hey guys, it’s fun now!
The "Three Idiots of the Ministry of Rites" whom they didn't take seriously at all turned out to be noble officials of the Ministry of Rites.
What about those who went to work as minor officials in the Ministry of Industry, the Ministry of Punishment, Dali Temple, and the Ministry of Household Affairs to do errands, and those who simply failed the job?
The "Three Idiots from the Ministry of Rites" they joke about are all on the list. Those who are not on the list, according to this logic, are they not even worse than fools?
For a moment, the candidates who were laughing loudly were confused!
(End of this chapter)
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