Ming Dynasty: At the beginning of the game, Lao Zhu resigned and retired.

Chapter 89 Dao Yan is stunned!Have you ever played like this?

Chapter 89 Dao Yan was stunned!Have you ever played like this?

Hu Weiyong's whole body was not feeling well at the moment.

After being confused, I became unhappy!

What a bald ass you are!

Sir, my deception of you has just begun, and you want to cut off my path to peace?

I don't think about it!

Although Mr. Hu has double standards, his double standards must be clear!

That is, no matter how hard Mr. Hu and I try to deceive and dig holes, I will never allow anyone to block my way of lying down.

Especially someone like Yao Guangxiao!

This bald donkey!

Not a nice guy!
Others may have good intentions when they block their way to peace.

But only he is not!
This old boy is just afraid of chaos in the world!
He didn't care at all whether Mr. Hu could become prime minister in the end.

What this person cares about is that once Hu Weiyong comes up with this idea under his instigation, he will hide aside and make suggestions while watching Hu Weiyong and Li Shanchang fight to the death and enjoy themselves.

How could Mr. Hu tolerate such a bad taste?
This kind of thing was done by Mr. Hu himself in the past!

I thought it was Mr. Hu who deceived others, but now it's better that he was deceived on his face.

Can this be tolerated?
Seeing the bald donkey across from him with a slightly cocky look on his face, Hu Weiyong became increasingly unhappy.

Damn!

I usually fool others, when will it be someone else's turn to fool me?
With a slight movement in his heart, Hu Weiyong put on a playful smile and said.

"Monk Daoyan, you said you want to come to my palace?"

"Then do you know, in my eyes, what is the happiest thing in your life?"

"In other words, in your eyes, what is the ultimate happiness in this life?"

Dao Yan hesitated slightly, obviously he didn't expect that Hu Weiyong didn't play according to the routine, jumped out of the original rules and attacked him instead.

However, Yao Guangxiao also had real abilities after all, and he was not afraid of Hu Weiyong's "targeting" and said calmly without any hesitation.

"In the eyes of the young monk, only when you have achieved success and put your learning to use can you achieve the ultimate happiness in life!"

"Damn!"

Hu Weiyong shouted directly and sentenced Yao Guangxiao to death for his views.

Without waiting for Yao Guangxiao to speak, he took the initiative.

"The ultimate happiness on earth is to be in bed with a woman!"

"Of course, it would be better if the woman on the bed is young, fair, beautiful and interested!"

When Yao Guangxiao heard this, he was completely stunned on the spot!

What is this!

But once Hu Weiyong made up his mind to speak, he would never give anyone a chance to back down, and he immediately began to be "bewitched" in a steady stream.

"Monk Dao Yan, come on, come on, I'll tell you why I say that what happens between the bed and the bed is the ultimate happiness in the world."

"You have to understand that this person has five senses: sight, hearing, touch, smell!"

"The first thing is this vision, which is seeing!"

"Don't say that the country is beautiful and fragrant, but whenever a beautiful Xiaojiabiyu appears in front of you with a smile, shy and timid, holding a pipa to half-cover her face, and her jade body spread out, you won't notice it. Wearing something eye-catching?”

"Isn't this more interesting than reading scriptures and official documents all day long?" Seeing that Yao Guangxiao seemed to be interrupting his speech, Hu Weiyong didn't give him a chance at all. He raised his hand to stop the other party's speech and hurriedly continued.

"The next thing is to listen!"

"Whether it is Wu Nong's soft words of affection, or the heroic and passionate Northern dialect, or even the exotic Western language, whenever a stunning beauty snuggles in your arms, whispers softly in your ear and I don’t believe you feel uncomfortable when I call you brother, master or even dad!”

"As for smell and taste, beauties are all said to smell good. We don't care whether those beauties have their own body fragrance because of their natural beauty, or whether they have acquired the smell from washing or applying makeup since they were young."

"Just tell me, a beautiful woman who just got out of the bath is nestled in your arms, smelling the fragrance, don't you feel good about it?"

"It feels good just thinking about it!"

"The last thing is to touch it. They say that beauty is like jade. That's because some beauties are really like a piece of warm and crystal jade. They are white, soft, smooth and delicate, and they feel like the finest silk when touched."

"You don't even dare to use too much force, for fear of hurting that delicate skin like a baby."

"You just say that holding someone in your arms is like holding a fragrant and soft warm jade, and she still whispers sweetly in your ears, and plays some little games with you that make you happy and miss you. Can you not do it? happy?"

"Just don't be too happy, okay!"

"This is not bliss on earth, so tell me what is?"

Hu Weiyong's long and vivid words not only confused Yao Guangxiao, but also the clerk on the side turned red at this time, and then looked at Hu Weiyong with a longing face.

This is the boss!

A real boss!
Otherwise, how could you understand so well!

Listen to what I just said, mother, any healthy man will have his breath thickened and his face flushed.

Never expected it!

Mr. Hu was a dignified former prime minister, high-ranking official, and emperor, but he was actually a vulgar person.

However, vulgar people are good!
What we like is the common people!

Anyone who hangs out in the officialdom likes common people, and what they dislike the most are those saints who live in ancient times and have pure six senses.

After all, with such a saint here, isn't this meant to make them vulgar?

We are all common people, and we like wine, sex, wealth, and everything. How wonderful!

Of course, it’s pretty good if someone like Mr. Hu is good at one of them!
Because it seems like everyone has the same hobbies, so let’s communicate more in the future!
The clerk on one side was laughing so happily, while Yao Guangxiao on the other side was feeling bad.

No!

I, Yao Guangxiao, have the Buddhist name Daoyan, and my special mother is a monk who is here to take the exam for a monk’s office!
Although he himself didn't pay much attention to the matter of being a monk, he had sincerely studied the status of a monk and Buddhist scriptures.

But now, you, a high-ranking official of the imperial court, are having sex with a monk like yourself?

Is this reasonable?

No, when did the world become like this?

And looking at the sincere look on Mr. Hu's face across from him, it seemed that he really wanted to discuss with him whether sex in bed was considered the ultimate happiness in the world.

Really, others are stupid!

And Hu Weiyong here is so evil-minded. Seeing Monk Daoyan completely confused, he still didn't forget to hit the target.

"In this way, Monk Daoyan, I think you are a monk, and since you don't understand these things, I will be very compassionate and give you a few beauties so that you can have a good experience. How about it?"

"When the time comes, you will find that what I said is a wise statement!"

Good guy, after saying this, Daoyan couldn't bear it any longer, and he quickly said goodbye and left as his words were a little awkward.

He is afraid!

He was afraid that if he didn't leave, Mr. Hu, who didn't play by the rules, would drag him directly to "actual combat"!
Damn it, the monk was scared to death!
(End of this chapter)