Merry God in the city

The first update today, the second update at 12 o'clock!

※※※"ah!"

There was a long scream, and a trash can was seen drawing a beautiful parabola in mid-air, and it flew towards the building gently, like a golf ball.

The trash can was full of mountains and seas, and the monkey grabbed the edge of the trash can and shouted: "Little witch, escape quickly. God, you still kicked me... woo woo..." A monkey The garbage bag was directly pasted on his face, almost suffocating him.

Wen Jing yelled desperately, flapping her hands and feet desperately around: "Oh my God, I'm going to die. It's all falling into my clothes, ah, it's slippery and greasy, it's so disgusting..."

"Bang bang bang". . .Her little feet were all on the monkey's face, and all the garbage was thrown on the monkey by her.The rows of puppet soldiers in front of the company building directly pulled out the bazooka this time, aimed at the sudden trash can and shot it out.

There was a loud bang, and plastic bags scattered all over the sky.Wen Jing carried the monkey who had rolled its eyes, and flew out lightly.Just as those puppet soldiers were about to aim and shoot again, they suddenly shot down countless silver lights all over the sky.Hearing a series of icy crisp sounds, those puppet soldiers were all turned into ice cubes in less than ten seconds.

Wen Jing and Hou Zi looked up and saw hundreds of black special soldiers floating in the air, all wearing black armor and holding huge silver-white guns.The aircraft on the back emits a blue light, which looks like fireflies from a distance.

Hao Li and her group flew over from not far away, and they were taken aback when they saw Wen Jing.Just as he was about to speak, everyone was staggered by a strange smell.Taking a few steps back, he said in horror, "What's the matter with you two? Did you fall into the cesspit?"

Look at monkeys with plastic bags stuck to their faces and banana peels, watermelon peels and apple mustaches hanging on top of their heads.Wen Jing shivered in disgust, hurriedly threw the monkey away, patted her clothes and shouted: "It's all the monkey's fault, it's not good to hide anywhere, hide in a place as disgusting as a trash can... Woohoo, really It fell into the clothes."

Seeing Wen Jing's little face about to cry, Ma Qin's hands trembled, and he took a step forward and laughed softly: "Good boy, don't be afraid, uncle will help you..."

Before he could finish speaking, Hao Li punched him flying.The monkey tore off the plastic bag on his face, panting hard: "Help... help, who dragged me out of the trash can..."

Cheng Kai squatted down and laughed, "I never thought that the most powerful thief in the world would end up in a small trash can. If this gets out, I'm afraid all the thieves will laugh their ass off."

The monkey rolled his eyes: "Oh my God, I'd rather go to prison a3 than be in there. It's horrible, and the trash can is horrible."

Hao Li took out a handkerchief and wiped Wen Jing's face, frowned and said, "You two idiots, don't you know how to take out the trash and hide in it?"

Tian Yuan spread his hands: "That's right, there are so many places where people can hide, why do you two have to hide in the trash can?"

Wen Jing and Hou Zi glanced at each other, and said with a bitter face, "It's not that time is urgent, so they just found a place to hide."

The monkey shook his head vigorously, cleaned up the rubbish on his body, looked at the fully armed Cheng Kai and the others, and said, "Oh my God, it's been a long time since your deputy director rushed in, and you just arrived? Is this the efficiency of your public officials? "

"Let's talk nonsense, don't you know that sharpening a knife is not a mistake in cutting firewood?" Cheng Kai said impatiently.Hao Li turned her head to look at the building in front of her, which was tightly wrapped by white clay sculptures, and frowned, "Monkey, there's no movement since Li headed in?"

Sun Ning said from the side: "There is an sss-level object controller inside. Li Tou rushed in and didn't survive a single move, so he just got down on the ground."

"SSS-level object controller?" The monkey trembled all over, grabbed Wen Jing's little hand and turned away: "Wen Jing, let's stop playing with these lunatics, go home and eat lollipops."

"Hey, is your Mo Xing still inside?" Tian Yuan kindly reminded.

"Oh, that big idiot with amnesia. Oh, let's adopt a dog when we go back. We'll name it Mo Xing." The monkey said without turning his head.

At this moment, the clay sculpture on the surface of the building gradually squirmed.After a while, Li Ke and Mo Xing were covered in clay sculptures, with only one head exposed.Seeing Cheng Kai and Hou Zi, he immediately yelled sadly: "Cheng Kai (Monkey), help me."

"These two big idiots!" Hou Zi and Cheng Kai covered their faces weakly at the same time.

Jack and Deidara also emerged, standing on the surface of the clay sculpture, looked at the people below and said with a smile: "Gentlemen and ladies, hello. My name is Jack, Jack of Spades."

"Yes, I see. You have used three chapters of self-introduction." Cheng Kai said impatiently.

Didara looked at the special soldiers floating in mid-air, and sneered, "Light Freeze Gun? Unexpectedly, those old guys actually developed a weapon to restrain me."

Hao Li snapped her fingers lightly, and immediately those special soldiers shot randomly with their guns.Wherever the silver light went, Didara's clay puppets turned into silver ice cubes.

Didara spread his hands to Jack and said, "There's no way, these guys have weapons designed to restrain me. This time, you can only fight alone."

Jack shrugged indifferently: "It doesn't matter, those old guys have studied us for decades, how can they have some treasures at the bottom of the box. Sigh, seeing their unscrupulous appearance, I am afraid they have something to deal with me. Hmph, who cares? .”

He smiled slightly, and raised his voice, "Excuse me, everyone, please excuse me. Is this gentleman Mo Xing?" He pointed to Li Ke.

Cheng Kai and the others were stunned, and after a long time hurriedly shouted: "He is not (he is)!"

"..." Cheng Kai gave the monkey a hard look, and then yelled again: "He really isn't (he really is)!"

"..." A cold sweat broke out on Jack's forehead.

"Bastard, do you want to frame our deputy chief?" Cheng Kai pulled out his pistol and pointed at the monkey.Monkey pointed a gun at Cheng Kai's head without showing any weakness: "Damn it, will I frame him if I have nothing to do?"

"Oh, forget it, I'd rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go, just kill it." Jack sighed and said with a smile.

"Hey, hey, you're being merciful. Look, this is the idiot's ID card..." Cheng Kai pulled out Li Ke's ID card and waved it at Jack.

Jack froze for a moment, waved his hand lightly, and the documents flew in front of him out of thin air.Seeing Jack carefully looking at the certificate, Houzi couldn't help but roared in his heart: "It's terrible."

Cheng Kai smiled triumphantly, and Sun Ning poked his head over and said, "It's strange, why is Li Tou's ID in your hand? Could it be that he slept in your room last night? Oh, no wonder I went to the bathroom last night and listened to There is some unusual movement in your room..."

Cheng Kai and Hao Li shot at his eye socket at the same time without looking back.

"Oh, so this is Mrs. Li Ke, Deputy Director of the Secret Service, sorry for your disrespect." Jack patted his ID lightly, looked at Li Ke and smiled.Li Ke nodded embarrassingly, and said: "It's all a false name, it's just a false name. You see, I'm not the person you're looking for, why don't you let me go?"

"Haha, the head of the Deputy Director of the Secret Service is very valuable." Jack said with a strange smile, "Since you fell into my hands, how could I spit you out so easily."

"...Cheng Kai, I'll kill you bastard." After a while, Li Ke turned his head and cursed at Cheng Kai.Cheng Kai's face turned pale in an instant, and after a while, he pointed at Mo Xing sharply and said, "Hey, hey, that guy is the real Mo Xing. Brother, you have a bit of work ethic, okay? You can't do it for a little money. Temptation, have you forgotten your real mission?"

"Oh? This is Mr. Mo Xing?" Jack walked up to Mo Xing very interestingly, and said with a smile, "Unexpectedly, I was really wrong. Mr. Mo Xing, we finally met."

Mo Xing swallowed hard, and said with a dry smile, "No, I'm really not Mo Xing." Jack stretched out his hand to make a silent gesture, and waved it.After a while, Mo Xing's wallet emerged from the clay sculpture.

Jack took it over and rummaged through it, took out his ID card to look at, and nodded in satisfaction: "It seems that I found it right this time." He turned his head and waved at Cheng Kai: "Yes, thank you sir for your help. Ah. If you have any request, I will definitely repay you."

"The big request is nothing, but whether you can let go of irrelevant people. For example, next to you, that idiot who looks like a gorilla. It's useless for you to keep him. Why don't you give it to me? I'll take him to the zoo. .” Cheng Kai smiled distortedly.

"You said this is this?" Jack looked at Li Ke and sighed, "I'm sorry, this is also my third target. Well, I'll give you [-]/[-] of the bonus I got by killing him How about one?"

"..." Everyone turned their heads to stare at Cheng Kai at the same time, "You are the biggest idiot."

Cheng Kai's face flushed instantly, as red as if he had fallen into a dye vat.He pointed at Jack with both guns, and said angrily, "Bastard, don't underestimate us. I'm just afraid to hurt you by accident. Since you want to die, I'll let you go. Sun Ning, come on!"

"Idiot," Sun Ning said lazily, picking his nostrils.

Jack played with Mo Xing's ID card and said: "Guys, I am not a person who kills innocent people indiscriminately. So, please cherish your life and stay away from this place. Don't worry, sir, I will definitely give you the bonus." Said Then, he turned his hands around heavily.

With a "click", Mo Xing's and Li Ke's heads suddenly turned aside, and then drooped down.

"Damn it, you're so quick to strike, you don't even let me say a last word." Cheng Kai Houzi and his group were enraged, and they picked up their weapons and rushed forward.Dida stretched out his hands, and immediately countless puppets appeared, blocking Cheng Kai's path.And the special soldiers floating in mid-air fired freezing rays, turning all the puppets into ice cubes.

Jack smiled and waved lightly.All of a sudden, those special soldiers screamed and were thrown far away.

"Come here to die, then I can't do anything." Jack smiled, and stretched out his hand to Cheng Kai and the others.Suddenly, Mo Xing and Li Ke shook their heads, slowly raised their heads and said, "Fuck, can't you use sharp knives to kill people?"

"..." Jack looked at Mo Xing and Li Ke incredulously, "Sure enough, he is worthy of being an innate master, with a strong neck. So... so what?"

He stretched out his hands and turned them around heavily.There was another "click", and Mo Xing turned his head again.Then he grinned and turned his head, looked at Jack and said, "Brother, I beg you, can you cut it with a knife?"

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