Merry God in the city

It has to be said that the Chinese people are quite capable of making up stories.Mo Xing kicked the flower bomb and set off a huge firework high in the sky.In less than half an hour, at least ten versions of explanations appeared on the market.

It is also because of the clouds left in midair after the explosion, because they are similar to the gods worshiped by some people.Many old men and women knelt down and muttered something to the sky.

This one is said to be the manifestation of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and the other is to praise the Almighty God. Anyway, they all think that they are all to save themselves from the sea of ​​suffering.Even because of this, two groups of people almost fought.As for the loud noise just now, which knocked down their house, they (they) automatically filtered it out.

A businessman with a keen sense of smell. . .Uh, or the crooks sprang into action immediately.Under the deliberate instigation of some people, rumors spread among the crowd at the speed of changing a version in 10 minutes.An hour later, the spokespersons of countless gods suddenly appeared collectively in the streets, big and small, as if all the gods had discussed it, and today they collectively opened the gates to let the dogs go.

I saw here is a Taoist with a dust whisk in his left hand and a yin and yang mirror in his right. He is dressed in a gossip blue Qiankun robe and claims to be a Taoist priest descended from the 99 Heavens Outer Tiandou Niugong Immortal.Over there is a golden Zen stick in his right hand, a wooden fish the size of a basketball in his left hand, and a fat monk in yellow Buddhist robes with one hundred and eight Buddhist beads hanging around his neck.

This monk, who weighs more than 300 catties, claims to be the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi 38 and [-] times.

Diagonally opposite, there was a bearded, white-haired priest with eyes on the bridge of his nose, dressed in a black robe, and holding a thick Bible in his hand, preaching the benevolence of God.

Of course, in addition to these well-dressed figures who look like decent disciples of famous families, there are also a group of sneaky and mysterious people.

For example, in an alley, there was a beggar dressed in rags and with a big sore on his leg.Don't look at him as inconspicuous, but he is the No. 30 eighth-generation successor of some kind of Lord Wen.

And the man in black, who deliberately hides in the shadow of the obvious corner, hides his face in the cloak, and tells everyone that he is the messenger of Satan from hell.

In short, no matter whether they are decent families or demons and ghosts, in short, these disciples who are the spokesmen and disciples are all working hard to save the hard-working people, traveling thousands of miles, crossing so many layers of space barriers, and violating so many rules and laws.Anyway, the meaning is that even if there is only one person, he will be bombarded by five thunders and die without a place to bury him.

But for the sake of the people of the world, it is right for him to die ten thousand times.But how to save everyone?

The upright disciples of famous families obviously had a lot of ostentation, chanting scriptures for more than an hour, or waving mahogany swords in their hands, jumping up and down hundreds of times on the spot like a great dancer.In short, you must sweat profusely to show how much effort you have put in to help all living beings.

When the audience below was about to fall asleep, I only heard these great gods shout: "Pineapple jackfruit!" Of course, it may also be the infinite Buddha, my God, etc. In short, they all have the same purpose.Inform the people below that this stinky and long ceremony is finally coming to an end.Wake up, everyone, and get ready to pay your bills.

Then the disciples of these great gods will take out all kinds of strange things one after another, including the popular version of the Tao Te Ching, the Diamond Sutra, and the Bible.Small and exquisite mahogany swords, prayer beads, and crosses.

Uh, of course, although these things are said to be sent for free.But we disciples have worked so hard here for a long time, so the judges have to pay for their hard work, don't they?Oh, of course, the money is not for private use, but for repairing the temples with great gods and gods behind it.

Compared with these famous and decent families, the disciples of demons and ghosts are obviously much more relaxed.To put it bluntly, they are deals.Let me tell you first that I came this time to take your life, if you don't want to die.Simple, pay for it.

100 yuan is equivalent to a delay of ten days, and one thousand is one hundred days.Of course, if you are willing to pay five thousand, I can consider arresting other people to offset the debt.

There are even professionals who take out dirty, bloody and dark so-called contracts such as the parchment they carry with them to prove that what they say is true.

So in the bargaining, these people actually earned more than those disciples of the great god who danced to death and were exhausted.

Soon, the officials who were still arguing about the funds for the construction of the city government building also noticed that something was wrong.No way, a certain priest sold Bibles at the door of the tent.As for Liu Chong, who is part-time mayor of Liaocheng City, his ten-year-old son called him and asked for 10 yuan to buy a so-called pure artifact-level flying sword.

Liu Chong slammed his phone down, slapped his desk and yelled, "This is the root of feudal superstition and corrupt society. This phenomenon must be eliminated immediately, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous."

It has to be said that the materialist thinking of these officials and lords is still very firm.Although most people were also frightened by the changes in the sky, their legs were weak, but they still held their noses at these supernatural things.All the police and most of the armed police were mobilized, and anyone who saw people wearing strange costumes and shouting "God God saves the world" would turn them down and throw them into police cars.

A priest brandished a Bible and cursed desperately: "The Almighty Lord is watching us from above. You lost lambs who dare to challenge God's divine power will be condemned by God."

However, it is obvious that the old God may be too busy making man to heed the cries of this faithful servant.An armed police soldier knocked the priest unconscious with a gun butt, then grabbed his hair and dragged him into the police car like a dead dog.

In just half an hour, more than 100 spokespersons of the gods were defeated by ordinary people's guns and fists, and they were collectively stuffed into the detention center of Liaocheng Dongchang Prefecture Bureau, which was still submerged in water.So the remaining spokespersons disappeared without a trace in an instant, and it seemed that the gods were also frightened.

The officials who have just put down the turmoil and are about to breathe a sigh of relief.Suddenly, a large number of big men in black surrounded the tent where he lived, and Li Ke walked into the big tent of the mayor's office with a gloomy face.

And behind him, non-staff expert Tian Yuan, the captain of the five action teams, the head of the logistics department Hao Li, and the head of the intelligence department Chu Xuan followed closely behind.It seems that the Secret Service has come out with all its elite this time, and I don't know why.

After Cheng Kai and the others blocked the tent gate, Sun Ning asked in a low voice, puzzled: "This time, Tou Li brought us here with such great fanfare, what happened?"

Cheng Kai lit a cigarette and said calmly, "Don't you know? The house of Mr. Li's father-in-law was washed away by the flood. He still lives in a tent in the resettlement site in the disaster area. However, the resettlement site lacks food, and the old men and women fell ill collectively. My sister-in-law got angry and ran back yesterday alone."

Sun Ning nodded: "Oh, so that's the case. There is anger in my heart, and I want to vent to the unlucky ghost."

Chu Xuan came over and said calmly: "If it is for this reason, will the director send us all out? No, to be precise, will the director send the deputy director here?"

Tian Yuan Cheng Kai and the others poked their heads over and said in unison: "Then what is it for?"

Chu Xuan glanced at them, and said with a low laugh: "Are you really ignorant, or are you just pretending to be confused? Think about our mission, if you don't know anything, just kill yourself by swallowing a bomb, I won't waste my brain cells with idiots."

"..." Everyone watched Chu Xuan walk slowly into the tent, and were speechless angrily.After a long time, Tian Yuan frowned and said: "What's the matter with this guy? He's in a crazy tone."

Cheng Kai blew out a smoke ring, and said in a low voice: "Brother Tian Yuan, there is an unwritten rule in the Secret Service, do you know what it is?"

"What?" Tian Yuan asked suspiciously.

"I'd rather offend the director than Chu Xuan." Cheng Kai said flatly.

Sun Ning patted Tian Yuan on the shoulder and said, "There is still a famous saying circulating in the Secret Service, do you want to hear it?"

Tian Yuan blinked, and Sun Ning smiled sinisterly: "Cherish life, stay away from Chu Xuan!"

"Damn, is this kid really so powerful?" Tian Yuan said in disbelief.

The five captains nodded at the same time.

Inside the tent, Li Ke was slapping the table and yelling at Liu Chong who was sitting opposite: "The flood has receded for seven days, but you still haven't done anything. Not only did you not start a large-scale inspection of the damage to urban houses, but you didn't plan to resettle them." Disaster victims. If any social security incidents occur, this is your dereliction of duty!"

Looking at the furious Li Ke, Liu Chong almost cried.Is it easy for me? I have finally become a part-time mayor and I am preparing to work hard. Can you remove the word part-time?Unexpectedly, the evil star came to the door. Now it seems that, let alone supporting the righteousness, I am afraid that I will not be able to take the position of the police chief.

But Liu Chong felt very aggrieved. You see that there are cities such as Jinan, Qingdao, Linyi, Tai'an above him, and they also didn't make any movement.But why don't you go to them and come to trouble yourself?

Did I give less gifts to some people?

Looking at the stunned Liu Chong, Li Ke coughed impatiently and said in a deep voice, "How are you preparing for the plan to rebuild Liaocheng?"

Liu Chong opened his mouth, and hastily dug out a bunch of documents from the drawer, handed them to Li Ke, and said, "This is the plan for Xingchen Group to apply for the contract to rebuild Liaocheng City. After reading it, I think it's good. I don't know what your opinion is?"

"Xingchen Group?" Li Ke curled his lips, took the document and opened the first page. After reading the company profile, he snorted and said: "This Xingchen Group is absolutely not good. As the leaders of the city government, how can you even connect with yourself?" There is no plan for how to rebuild the city? Let me tell you clearly that we will be stationed in Liaocheng City in the future. I hope that all leaders can set an example and become a role model for Shandong Province.”

Chu Xuan walked in, looked at the leaders inside who were pale with fear from Li Ke, and said calmly: "Deputy Bureau, everything has been settled."

Li Ke nodded, glanced at Liu Chong, and said coldly: "Then I won't disturb your work, I hope you will work hard. The people and senior leaders of the whole city are all staring at this place."

Seeing Li Ke leave, the people in the tent collectively breathed a sigh of relief.The deputy mayor asked cautiously: "Who was that guy just now? He is so arrogant!"

"They have the capital of arrogance." Liu Chong sighed, "Do you know those people who stare at you every day? Those eyes are arranged by these people."

The faces of the people in the tent changed again. Liu Chong looked at the Xingchen Group information submitted by the monkey on the desktop, frowned in disgust, and said in a deep voice: "Notify all the leadership team to hold an emergency meeting on rebuilding Liaocheng. Tell Those who disobey me will come from above. If I fall down, everyone will have no good fruit to eat. Now only by uniting as one and sharing weal and woe can they each gain their own benefits."

The deputy mayor nodded, and quickly ordered the secretary to notify.

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