Merry God in the city

"However, it is forbidden for customers to bring their own drinks and food, which is clearly prohibited in the national law." Huo Yunshen smiled coldly, "And I haven't seen a sign that prohibits it."

"Oh, idiot, it's because the national law prohibits this, so you can't hang the sign." Mo Xing smiled and said, anyway, that's it, if you want to eat in the bar, you have to buy food from our restaurant. "

"The overlord's clause, you can be regarded as the overlord's clause." Fang Qiuping coughed desperately, rushed to Mo Xing and shouted.Mo Xing slapped him away, and his eyes became crescents again with a smile: "If you don't like it, you can change to another bar. By the way, and this customer doesn't like brushing his teeth, right? It smells great."

Seeing Fang Qiuping who turned over [-] degrees in mid-air and fell heavily in front of Huoyun God with a beautiful arc, Li Ke and everyone in the Secret Service were stunned.Sun Ning gave a thumbs up, and said in a low voice: "The boss is the boss, he will show no mercy, and he doesn't care about the identity and ability of the other party."

Li Ke laughed: "Xiao Ning, of course, I don't think about Mo Xing's strength, so naturally I don't care about a little smell."

Everyone in the secret service agency chuckled a few times, and at the same time took out a high-purity particle vacuum gas mask from the storage ring, and quickly put it on their faces.

Toyama and the others, who already knew Fang Qiuping's horror from the fight last night, collectively changed their expressions, and their buttocks writhed restlessly in their seats.Eyes are aimed at the door from time to time, thinking about how to escape here as quickly as possible if something happens.

Huo Yunshen looked at Mo Xing as if he was looking at an idiot, and watched Fang Chouping slowly get up from the ground, he sneered, and muttered in a low voice: "How dare you provoke a stinky fart like this, you really deserve it! What about the indeterminate guy. Hmph, but that's all for now, once the stinky fart gets mad, even the innate master will die."

Fang Chouping rubbed his jaw, smiled wryly, and slowly took out another can of sweet potatoes.Mo Xing put the can in his hand heavily on the table, and raised his voice: "Hey, didn't I tell you that guests are not allowed to bring their own food. Hey, hey, didn't you hear me?"

"Hmph, I'm just eating here, what can you do?" Fang Qiuping pulled open the can and poured it into his mouth.

"...Wow!" He spit out again, looking at the glass in his hand, he covered his mouth and moaned, "How is that possible?"

"So fast!" This time, not only Huoyunshen, but also the others couldn't help taking a breath.

"Oh, I told you that you are not allowed to bring your own food. Guest, do you want to be kicked out by us?" Mo Xing said with a smile, and there was another can of sweet potatoes on the table.

"How is it possible, how is it possible? Why is this man always obsessed with what other people eat? Could it be that he has already seen the weakness of my ability that can only be activated by eating sweet potatoes? Impossible, impossible...even if the Miwu Mansion Those fellows know this information, but it is absolutely impossible for this fellow to know.” Fang Qiuping looked at Mo Xing in horror, and after a long time he slowly put the glass on the bar counter, and said with a low laugh: “Then the bar owner , How much does it cost to buy that can of food?"

"Not much, not much, such a so-so can cost 50 yuan." Mo Xing did not show any signs of awakening, and still smiled.

"Fifty? I bought it at the supermarket for only ten yuan. It's too dark here." Fang Chouping almost jumped up, "Damn it, I'm going to complain to the Consumer Association."

"Oh my god, don't you know that the price of all consumer goods in the bar will be five times higher?" Mo Xing dug his ear holes and said lazily, "It's your freedom to complain, but don't pay if you don't pay now." I want to eat here."

"Okay, count on you." Fang Qiuping took out a can of canned food again, and said ruthlessly, "Then I'll pay 50 yuan and eat these green beans."

"Uh...Sorry, sweet potatoes are [-] yuan, green beans need to add another [-] yuan." Mo Xing said with a smile.

"Extortion, this is definitely naked + naked blackmail!" Fang Qiuping almost crushed the can in his hand, looked at Mo Xing who was lazily digging his nostrils, and finally took out 60 yuan helplessly The money was left on the bar.

"Then Mr. Bar Owner, can I eat now?" Fang Qiuping sneered.

Mo Xing saw that Si Yi, who was collecting the money, made an expression of correct price, nodded immediately and said: "Then there is no problem, this guest, do you want us to prepare a plate for you?"

"No, thank you for your kindness."

Fang Qiuping slowly opened the can, slowly poured the can into his mouth, and said with a sneer in his heart: "This guy will definitely not let me eat it, hmph, definitely not... At the last critical moment, he will definitely make a move In exchange for it... Hey? Hey? Hey, I seem to have eaten it, yes, it’s real beans... He didn’t make a move! What, what’s going on here?”

The same question also appeared in the minds of Li Ke, Huo Yunshen and others.

Seeing Fang Chouping slowly talking about the whole can, Li Ke suddenly yelled: "This idiot, let him eat it, really let him eat it. God, he wants to What are you doing, do you want to court death?"

Seeing Li Ke rushing over suddenly, Huo Yunshen rushed over with a smirk: "Hmph, although I don't know what's going on, but if this idiot let the stinky ghost eat it, then everything is over. Especially the stinky fart If the ghost eats beans, the power will be even more terrifying."

"Well, I won't let you succeed. You must kill this guy before he transforms!" Li Ke gritted his teeth tightly, and slashed at Fang Qiuping's neck with a long knife in his hand.

"Don't even think about it!" A fire shield suddenly appeared in Huoyunshen's hands, and he slapped Li Ke's face fiercely.

"Hey, hey, I'm having a headache when you do this!" Mo Xing sighed, and said with a smile, "Didn't I say that? Fighting is not allowed here, and who is responsible for breaking the furniture? Both of you... yes Didn't you stop my words in your ears?"

Huo Yunshen and Li Ke blinked, looked at the muzzle of the gun that was suddenly on their throats, the corners of their mouths twitched a few times, and at the same time they laughed dryly: "I'm sorry, I caused you trouble!"

Seeing Li Ke and Huoyunshen separated bitterly, Mo Xing put away the sprite gun, sat back on his seat and smiled, "That's right, I want to fight out. It destroyed public property, anyway, the government paid to repair it." , but if something is broken here, I need to pay for it.”

As he spoke, he casually picked up a can of sweet potatoes on the table and took a bite.

"Hey, don't just eat other people's food without their consent." Fang Qiuping proudly threw away the can in his hand and sneered, "Didn't the bar owner's mother teach you that it is very dangerous to eat other people's food casually?" Possibly poisoned."

"Oh, really?" Mo Xing ate the whole can in one gulp, then wiped his mouth and said, "It's sweet and greasy, and the taste is not bad. But it seems that I'm lucky, and I haven't been poisoned yet." .”

"Hmph, that's right, there is no such thing now, but soon you will taste the power of the invincible poisonous gas." Fang Qiuping grinned grimly in his heart.Suddenly his face changed, he covered his nose, took two steps back in horror, and raised his voice: "Hey, bar owner, what's wrong with you here? Why is it so smelly?"

Mo Xing shrugged his nose, frowned and said, "Really? Why didn't I smell it? Deputy Director Li, did you smell it?" He turned his head to look, and the other people in the bar had disappeared without a trace.

Li Ke poked his head out of the bar door with his gas mask on, and said in a muffled voice, "Fuck me, it smells so bad, and it's not just a normal smell, it doesn't even work for my gas mask. Mo Xing, are there dead mice in your bar?"

"Litou, ordinary people don't think about that at all, do they?" Cheng Kai casually lit a cigarette, inserted it into the vent of the gas mask, and sighed, "It's obvious, someone farted...Damn it Yes, farts can’t be prevented, but the smell of cigarettes is tightly blocked. What kind of shit gas mask is this.”

Huo Yunshen and Fang Chouping rushed out of the bar, lying on the ground, panting heavily.After a long time, Fang Qiuping yelled fiercely: "Damn it, who is so disrespectful of morality and law, farting casually? And without notifying."

"Hey, hey, is that you?" Everyone looked at Fang Qiuping contemptuously at the same time, even Huo Yunshen rolled his eyes and looked at him.

"Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at? It's not me. Well, although I wanted to let it go, I haven't let it go yet." Fang Qiuping roared angrily, "Who am I, Fang Qiuping? I don't want to fart I dare not admit it. It must be someone else, someone must have let it go."

Everyone was stunned, and at the same time turned their heads to look at Mo Xing who was still sitting in the bar.

"Couldn't it be..." Cheng Kai threw the gas mask on the ground and muttered with a cigarette in his mouth, "That fart just now was done by that bastard Mo Xing, right?"

The corners of Mo Xing's eyes twitched a few times, and he laughed loudly: "Are you guys doubting me? Haha, it's really ridiculous. How could I make such horrible farts? Besides, I obviously have nothing Do you smell it? It’s not like you guys teamed up to fool me, right?”

"It's common sense that people who fart don't think their farts stink." Fang Qiuping pointed at Mo Xing fiercely, and shouted, "Even people with bad tastes like to smell their own farts, just like me... .”

"What qualifications do you perverted guy have to say about others!" Mo Xing yelled unceremoniously, "Damn it, I just smelled it now. Uh huh, it really is because of the recent tetanus, the nose is not healed yet, look It looks like I need to go to the hospital."

"A congenital expert still gets tetanus, that's the reason I just made up." Cheng Kai roared angrily, "Besides, why don't you come out as soon as you smell it, do you want to be suffocated to death?"

"You're in a hurry, I've been sitting for a long time, and my thighs are cramping." Mo Xing shrugged his nose again, walked out helplessly, and muttered, "Damn it, I really didn't smell anything. .”

"Ahhh, everyone saw, he still pouted his nose vigorously at the end, obviously he let it go." Fang Chouping clenched his fists fiercely, gnashing his teeth and said, "But the farts that fart can kill me all the time. Smoked out, who the hell are you?"

"Who am I, you ask?" Mo Xing smiled lightly, stretched out his hand to stroke his hair: "I am the famous, handsome, graceful and graceful girl in Yushu Linfeng, who fascinates thousands of beautiful girls..."

"Puff puff puff puff..." A series of abnormal sounds suddenly sounded.

"..." Everyone took two steps back again, then two steps back, and then two more steps. . .After a while, everyone disappeared at the corner of the street more than 100 meters away.

Fang Qiuping roared angrily: "Bastard, you dare to argue, it's obviously your fart. And it's still smelly and loud, directly breaking the truth of 'smelly farts don't make noise'."

"What kind of bullshit truth are you talking about? Even you, a stinky bastard, can't resist?" Huo Yunshen roared with a five-foot-long flame from his nostrils.

Li Ke laughed triumphantly: "Mo Xing, let you foolishly pretend to be cool again, you will make a fool of yourself now. Which book's hero will fart while posing? You are finished, from now on your The image will plummet, and the ranking in the hearts of readers will directly fall behind me!"