Merry God in the city
Chapter 82
Covering his chest, only his head was out of the water.Mo Xing yelled sadly: "Monkey, tell me the truth, who stole my clothes?"
The monkey chuckled and said, "Boss, don't wrong the good guy. After the black mist on your body is inhaled into your body, we will discover your perfect body."
Mo Xing gritted his teeth: "Impossible? I remember going out to get dressed in the morning? Did I remember wrongly?"
With a strange smile, Wen Jing said slowly: "Perhaps it was corroded by the black mist on your body. Although the black mist can't hurt you, the clothes on your body can't resist. So unconsciously, the black mist on your body The clothes should have disappeared. And you yourself are shrouded in smoke, so neither you nor I noticed."
Just as Mo Xing was about to nod his head, he suddenly frowned and said, "No, I remember putting the Ye Mingzhu in my clothes pocket. Otherwise, how did I bring the Ye Ming Pearl out of your hands?"
Wen Jing spread her hands: "I don't know. Maybe you gave us the Ye Mingzhu, so the clothes were corroded?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Mo Xing pouted.Looking at the two people who stood on the shore and smiled slyly at him, he said pitifully: "Two heroes, whoever is kind, help me to buy a set of clothes. It doesn't need to be too expensive, as long as you don't show your flesh."
"Not showing the flesh? It's simple." The monkey grabbed a few willow sticks casually, threw them to Mo Xing and said, "Boss, you can use these things to weave a grass skirt, it's definitely not the mainstream route."
"Get out!" Mo Xing looked at Wen Jing, the corners of his mouth almost reaching his ears, and he said with a chuckle, "Wen Jing, good girl. For the sake of the night pearls I brought you, brother, do me a favor." How about it? Go to the nearby supermarket and buy some clothes, even a pair of underwear."
"Ye Mingzhu? This is the life-saving reward I helped you escape just now. As for buying clothes, two words-no way." Wen Jing held Ye Mingzhu in her hand, with a look of success on her face: "I was bullied by you so much. It’s been a long time, this time I finally found a chance for revenge. Tsk tsk, but speaking of it, Boss Mo, you have a great figure. You need muscles and lines. You are definitely suitable for going to the Academy of Fine Arts to be a mannequin. Ah, yes , your capital is not small, and it is more promising to be a bad face."
"Wow, Wen Jing, don't tarnish the image of ten-year-old lolis. Don't forget, this body is not only yours, but also Wen Wen's. Poor Wen Wen is such an obedient little doll, You forced me to ruin you." Mo Xing stretched out his hand and pointed at Wen Jing fiercely, cursing.Suddenly he frowned, looked at the sleeve on his arm, and froze.
Wen Jing and Hou Zi looked at each other and were also stunned.
Mo Xing suddenly withdrew his hand and touched the bottom, and immediately jumped up from the water swiftly.I saw that he was covered in black tights and a pair of nondescript leather shoes on his feet.
Monkey spread his hands and looked at Mo Xing: "Uh, boss. I have to admit that your dress...is very tasteful. But, how did you get this suit?"
Mo Xing scratched his head, and said doubtfully, "I want to know too." He pulled his clothes, frowned, and said, "Although I don't know how it came about, I'm also very grateful for the clothes. The pain of being blackmailed by others has regained my self-esteem as a man. I love him to death."
Hou Zi and Wen Jing got goose bumps at the same time.
Mo Xing clasped his palms together and prayed for a long time, then suddenly frowned and said, "But this outfit is too frustrating, isn't it? It would be nice if it was a suit...for example, my suit that costs more than 5000 yuan."
Before the words fell, Wen Jing and Hou Zi opened their eyes wide at the same time.The clothes on Mo Xing's body gradually spread into a layer of black mist, then squirmed for a while, and finally formed a suit.
Brand new, no wrinkle in the suit.
By the way, it is also equipped with a black shirt, black tie, black belt, and black leather shoes.Everything is available from top to bottom, and everything is missing.
"Fuck!" The three exclaimed at the same time.
Pulling off his shirt, Mo Xing coquettishly stroked his wet hair, posing casually and said, "How about it? Doesn't my body look like 007?"
"It looks like Smith with sunglasses!" The monkey touched the clothes cautiously and exclaimed, "It feels like it's really made of fabric, and it's not poisonous. Wow, boss, you don't need to buy clothes in the future. You can change any brand and style at will. I envy you so much."
Wen Jing also stepped forward, reached out and grabbed the clothes and tore them hard.I saw that the suit was not moving at all, not even a single thread was broken.She nodded and said: "Just now I used [-]% of my strength, and this thing is not hurt. It's a good thing, a good thing." She couldn't help but pouted: "Why did you take all the good things?"
Mo Xing chuckled, closed his eyes and thought about it.After a while, he opened his eyes and sighed: "This is not a panacea. The color can only be black. I want to change it to white. I can't pretend to be Tom Cruise." He stretched out his hands and rubbed them a few times, rushing Looking at Monkey and Wen Jing, he said, "I'll try other things now, you should look carefully."
He took a deep breath: "Now... is the time to witness a miracle!"
With a bang, two swarthy daggers suddenly appeared in Mo Xing's hands.Mo Xing held it up and waved it a few times in surprise, and then swung it fiercely. The dagger was replaced by a long black sword, and the blade was still emitting a cold air.Then with another wave, two huge black pistols were pointed at Monkey and Wenwen.
"Evil God Sword, Sprite Spear!" Mo Xing lovingly caressed the cold and smooth body of the gun, "Ten years have passed, and you have finally returned to my side."
The monkey closed its wide mouth abruptly, pretending not to care, and said, "Okay, okay, boss. Isn't it just that he can conjure weapons, don't say it so nasty. Like an old lover whom I haven't seen for many years, I feel Got goosebumps."
Mo Xing smiled, played an extremely gorgeous gun flower, and said, "Do you want to play?"
"Okay!" The monkey immediately stretched out his hands, looking pitifully at the gun in Mo Xing's hand, like a puppy.Wen Jing stretched out her hand and said, "I want to see your long sword."
Mo Xing nodded, and reached out to put the two guns in the hands of the monkey.Unexpectedly, as soon as his hands left the gun body, the two guns suddenly turned into a black mist and merged into Mo Xing's body.
The three of them were stunned for a moment, and after a while, Mo Xing came to his senses, and said with a smile: "It seems that as long as these things leave me, they will dissipate automatically." Looking at the disappointed monkey, Mo Xing patted his face. Shoulder comforted: "Okay, okay, don't be so dejected. Isn't it just two guns, you are so rich now, just order two gold AKs and it will be over."
Monkey shook his head regretfully: "That's the legendary sprite gun. I've always only heard of its name, but never seen its real body. It's a pity that I finally got to take a closer look, but I can't play with it myself."
Mo Xing laughed helplessly, made a face at Wen Jing, and said loudly: "We have a bumper harvest tonight, yeah. Buy something and go home, let's celebrate."
Wen Jing yawned, jumped directly onto Mo Xing's back, pressed her small head on Mo Xing's shoulder and lazily said: "Well, I'm so sleepy, I can't move anymore. I just want to sleep now, Mo Xing, put your back on your back." .”
Mo Xing stretched out his hand to support Wen Jing on his back, smiled wryly, and said to the monkey: "Everything is fine, monkey, let's go back."
The monkey looked enviously at Wen Jing who was sleeping on Mo Xing's back, and suddenly stretched out his hands and said, "Boss Mo, give me a hug..."
"Get lost!" Before he finished speaking, Mo Xing kicked him into Dongchang Lake.
I stopped a taxi halfway and rushed to the monkey's hiding place.Although Mo Xing can conjure clothes, he can also conjure banknotes.It's a pity that the money he conjured will disappear if it falls into the hands of others, so the monkey has to pay the money.And the master driver watched the monkey hand him a soaked hundred-dollar bill, looked suspiciously, and turned it over and over under the light.
The monkey yawned lazily, and said through the car window: "Don't worry, I just took it from the ATM. This is just going to Dongchang Lake for a swim, and the wallet fell into the water. It must be fine... Forget it, no need found."
After finally entering the villa, Mo Xing gently placed Wen Jing on the sofa, and he collapsed on the floor powerlessly.But the monkey closed the door blankly, walked into the living room, and then fell down beside Mo Xing, moaning: "I was so excited, I feel so tired now."
"That's right, people shouldn't be too excited. It is said that excessive excitement can cause even more serious damage to the human body." Mo Xing groaned.
"Boss, you are an innate master, so of course you don't have to worry about this kind of problem. Pity me, my abilities are not strong, and my martial arts are not high. You can't be high or low, poor." The monkey sighed deeply.
"By the way, Boss. How are you going to share the matter of Ye Mingzhu?"
"Hey, talk. You don't want five-five, do you? I'm in charge of reselling, so there must be some commission..."
"Hey, can you tell me something. Brothers are brothers, and money is money. You have to make it clear, right?"
"Hoo hoo hoo..."
"Damn, I can fall asleep like this. You really deserve to be an innate master!" The monkey sat up and took a calculator and "beep beep beep" to count the harvest.
Suddenly, the light in the living room went out, and the whole villa was plunged into darkness.The monkey stood up abruptly, kicked Mo Xing, and said in a low voice, "Boss Mo, there seems to be something wrong?"
Mo Xing stood up and said in a deep voice: "Wen Jing has consumed too much mental power this time, I'm afraid she will wake up in a while. You stay here to watch her, and I will go out to meet them."
The monkey nodded, frowned and said, "Could it be the men of the evil dragon?"
"It's possible. But Liu Fenggang suffered a big loss in my hands. Logically speaking, they won't come to provoke us until they are very sure." Mo Xing said, "This is why I am so relieved to take a taxi back. But at the moment, it seems that I am too confident."
The monkey stuck out its tongue: "Then what should we do now?"
"You carry Wenwen up to the top. Although Siyi and the others have lost a lot of their skills, they still barely have the ability to protect themselves. I am most worried about the two aunts, Lin Yun and Xiao Min." Mo Xing glanced at the monkey , said, "But you don't have to worry too much, they should be coming for me. If I win, we will be safe. If I lose, they shouldn't make it too difficult for you."
The monkey's expression changed, and he laughed and cursed: "Boss, don't scare me. There is no one who will explain the funeral before the war begins."
"Nonsense, of course we have to talk about the funeral in advance, and it's a fart after death." Mo Xing looked at the door, took a breath, and murmured: "I don't know why, but I suddenly have an ominous premonition."
"Unknown fart." Monkey picked up the sleeping Wenwen and walked towards the stairs, "Boss, you just got a treasure, and now you're talking nonsense. Hurry up and come back, I'm going to find you to divide the spoils. "
Mo Xing smiled slightly, and strode out of the room.
Outside the villa, a black shadow stood quietly not far away.Judging by the slim figure, it should be a woman.
Mo Xing took a few steps forward and said with a smile: "Beauty, what advice do you have for visiting late at night? Oh, you are all wrapped in black cloth, don't you think it's too hot? Hehe, there is a big comfortable bed in my room. We Why don't you two go into the room, lie on the bed, take off these miscellaneous things on your body, pour a glass of fine wine, and discuss life and ideals?"
The woman sighed faintly, and slowly said: "Xing, I haven't seen you in ten years, you have changed a lot."
(Please collect Huahuapiaopiao, please support the glasses ^_^)
The monkey chuckled and said, "Boss, don't wrong the good guy. After the black mist on your body is inhaled into your body, we will discover your perfect body."
Mo Xing gritted his teeth: "Impossible? I remember going out to get dressed in the morning? Did I remember wrongly?"
With a strange smile, Wen Jing said slowly: "Perhaps it was corroded by the black mist on your body. Although the black mist can't hurt you, the clothes on your body can't resist. So unconsciously, the black mist on your body The clothes should have disappeared. And you yourself are shrouded in smoke, so neither you nor I noticed."
Just as Mo Xing was about to nod his head, he suddenly frowned and said, "No, I remember putting the Ye Mingzhu in my clothes pocket. Otherwise, how did I bring the Ye Ming Pearl out of your hands?"
Wen Jing spread her hands: "I don't know. Maybe you gave us the Ye Mingzhu, so the clothes were corroded?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Mo Xing pouted.Looking at the two people who stood on the shore and smiled slyly at him, he said pitifully: "Two heroes, whoever is kind, help me to buy a set of clothes. It doesn't need to be too expensive, as long as you don't show your flesh."
"Not showing the flesh? It's simple." The monkey grabbed a few willow sticks casually, threw them to Mo Xing and said, "Boss, you can use these things to weave a grass skirt, it's definitely not the mainstream route."
"Get out!" Mo Xing looked at Wen Jing, the corners of his mouth almost reaching his ears, and he said with a chuckle, "Wen Jing, good girl. For the sake of the night pearls I brought you, brother, do me a favor." How about it? Go to the nearby supermarket and buy some clothes, even a pair of underwear."
"Ye Mingzhu? This is the life-saving reward I helped you escape just now. As for buying clothes, two words-no way." Wen Jing held Ye Mingzhu in her hand, with a look of success on her face: "I was bullied by you so much. It’s been a long time, this time I finally found a chance for revenge. Tsk tsk, but speaking of it, Boss Mo, you have a great figure. You need muscles and lines. You are definitely suitable for going to the Academy of Fine Arts to be a mannequin. Ah, yes , your capital is not small, and it is more promising to be a bad face."
"Wow, Wen Jing, don't tarnish the image of ten-year-old lolis. Don't forget, this body is not only yours, but also Wen Wen's. Poor Wen Wen is such an obedient little doll, You forced me to ruin you." Mo Xing stretched out his hand and pointed at Wen Jing fiercely, cursing.Suddenly he frowned, looked at the sleeve on his arm, and froze.
Wen Jing and Hou Zi looked at each other and were also stunned.
Mo Xing suddenly withdrew his hand and touched the bottom, and immediately jumped up from the water swiftly.I saw that he was covered in black tights and a pair of nondescript leather shoes on his feet.
Monkey spread his hands and looked at Mo Xing: "Uh, boss. I have to admit that your dress...is very tasteful. But, how did you get this suit?"
Mo Xing scratched his head, and said doubtfully, "I want to know too." He pulled his clothes, frowned, and said, "Although I don't know how it came about, I'm also very grateful for the clothes. The pain of being blackmailed by others has regained my self-esteem as a man. I love him to death."
Hou Zi and Wen Jing got goose bumps at the same time.
Mo Xing clasped his palms together and prayed for a long time, then suddenly frowned and said, "But this outfit is too frustrating, isn't it? It would be nice if it was a suit...for example, my suit that costs more than 5000 yuan."
Before the words fell, Wen Jing and Hou Zi opened their eyes wide at the same time.The clothes on Mo Xing's body gradually spread into a layer of black mist, then squirmed for a while, and finally formed a suit.
Brand new, no wrinkle in the suit.
By the way, it is also equipped with a black shirt, black tie, black belt, and black leather shoes.Everything is available from top to bottom, and everything is missing.
"Fuck!" The three exclaimed at the same time.
Pulling off his shirt, Mo Xing coquettishly stroked his wet hair, posing casually and said, "How about it? Doesn't my body look like 007?"
"It looks like Smith with sunglasses!" The monkey touched the clothes cautiously and exclaimed, "It feels like it's really made of fabric, and it's not poisonous. Wow, boss, you don't need to buy clothes in the future. You can change any brand and style at will. I envy you so much."
Wen Jing also stepped forward, reached out and grabbed the clothes and tore them hard.I saw that the suit was not moving at all, not even a single thread was broken.She nodded and said: "Just now I used [-]% of my strength, and this thing is not hurt. It's a good thing, a good thing." She couldn't help but pouted: "Why did you take all the good things?"
Mo Xing chuckled, closed his eyes and thought about it.After a while, he opened his eyes and sighed: "This is not a panacea. The color can only be black. I want to change it to white. I can't pretend to be Tom Cruise." He stretched out his hands and rubbed them a few times, rushing Looking at Monkey and Wen Jing, he said, "I'll try other things now, you should look carefully."
He took a deep breath: "Now... is the time to witness a miracle!"
With a bang, two swarthy daggers suddenly appeared in Mo Xing's hands.Mo Xing held it up and waved it a few times in surprise, and then swung it fiercely. The dagger was replaced by a long black sword, and the blade was still emitting a cold air.Then with another wave, two huge black pistols were pointed at Monkey and Wenwen.
"Evil God Sword, Sprite Spear!" Mo Xing lovingly caressed the cold and smooth body of the gun, "Ten years have passed, and you have finally returned to my side."
The monkey closed its wide mouth abruptly, pretending not to care, and said, "Okay, okay, boss. Isn't it just that he can conjure weapons, don't say it so nasty. Like an old lover whom I haven't seen for many years, I feel Got goosebumps."
Mo Xing smiled, played an extremely gorgeous gun flower, and said, "Do you want to play?"
"Okay!" The monkey immediately stretched out his hands, looking pitifully at the gun in Mo Xing's hand, like a puppy.Wen Jing stretched out her hand and said, "I want to see your long sword."
Mo Xing nodded, and reached out to put the two guns in the hands of the monkey.Unexpectedly, as soon as his hands left the gun body, the two guns suddenly turned into a black mist and merged into Mo Xing's body.
The three of them were stunned for a moment, and after a while, Mo Xing came to his senses, and said with a smile: "It seems that as long as these things leave me, they will dissipate automatically." Looking at the disappointed monkey, Mo Xing patted his face. Shoulder comforted: "Okay, okay, don't be so dejected. Isn't it just two guns, you are so rich now, just order two gold AKs and it will be over."
Monkey shook his head regretfully: "That's the legendary sprite gun. I've always only heard of its name, but never seen its real body. It's a pity that I finally got to take a closer look, but I can't play with it myself."
Mo Xing laughed helplessly, made a face at Wen Jing, and said loudly: "We have a bumper harvest tonight, yeah. Buy something and go home, let's celebrate."
Wen Jing yawned, jumped directly onto Mo Xing's back, pressed her small head on Mo Xing's shoulder and lazily said: "Well, I'm so sleepy, I can't move anymore. I just want to sleep now, Mo Xing, put your back on your back." .”
Mo Xing stretched out his hand to support Wen Jing on his back, smiled wryly, and said to the monkey: "Everything is fine, monkey, let's go back."
The monkey looked enviously at Wen Jing who was sleeping on Mo Xing's back, and suddenly stretched out his hands and said, "Boss Mo, give me a hug..."
"Get lost!" Before he finished speaking, Mo Xing kicked him into Dongchang Lake.
I stopped a taxi halfway and rushed to the monkey's hiding place.Although Mo Xing can conjure clothes, he can also conjure banknotes.It's a pity that the money he conjured will disappear if it falls into the hands of others, so the monkey has to pay the money.And the master driver watched the monkey hand him a soaked hundred-dollar bill, looked suspiciously, and turned it over and over under the light.
The monkey yawned lazily, and said through the car window: "Don't worry, I just took it from the ATM. This is just going to Dongchang Lake for a swim, and the wallet fell into the water. It must be fine... Forget it, no need found."
After finally entering the villa, Mo Xing gently placed Wen Jing on the sofa, and he collapsed on the floor powerlessly.But the monkey closed the door blankly, walked into the living room, and then fell down beside Mo Xing, moaning: "I was so excited, I feel so tired now."
"That's right, people shouldn't be too excited. It is said that excessive excitement can cause even more serious damage to the human body." Mo Xing groaned.
"Boss, you are an innate master, so of course you don't have to worry about this kind of problem. Pity me, my abilities are not strong, and my martial arts are not high. You can't be high or low, poor." The monkey sighed deeply.
"By the way, Boss. How are you going to share the matter of Ye Mingzhu?"
"Hey, talk. You don't want five-five, do you? I'm in charge of reselling, so there must be some commission..."
"Hey, can you tell me something. Brothers are brothers, and money is money. You have to make it clear, right?"
"Hoo hoo hoo..."
"Damn, I can fall asleep like this. You really deserve to be an innate master!" The monkey sat up and took a calculator and "beep beep beep" to count the harvest.
Suddenly, the light in the living room went out, and the whole villa was plunged into darkness.The monkey stood up abruptly, kicked Mo Xing, and said in a low voice, "Boss Mo, there seems to be something wrong?"
Mo Xing stood up and said in a deep voice: "Wen Jing has consumed too much mental power this time, I'm afraid she will wake up in a while. You stay here to watch her, and I will go out to meet them."
The monkey nodded, frowned and said, "Could it be the men of the evil dragon?"
"It's possible. But Liu Fenggang suffered a big loss in my hands. Logically speaking, they won't come to provoke us until they are very sure." Mo Xing said, "This is why I am so relieved to take a taxi back. But at the moment, it seems that I am too confident."
The monkey stuck out its tongue: "Then what should we do now?"
"You carry Wenwen up to the top. Although Siyi and the others have lost a lot of their skills, they still barely have the ability to protect themselves. I am most worried about the two aunts, Lin Yun and Xiao Min." Mo Xing glanced at the monkey , said, "But you don't have to worry too much, they should be coming for me. If I win, we will be safe. If I lose, they shouldn't make it too difficult for you."
The monkey's expression changed, and he laughed and cursed: "Boss, don't scare me. There is no one who will explain the funeral before the war begins."
"Nonsense, of course we have to talk about the funeral in advance, and it's a fart after death." Mo Xing looked at the door, took a breath, and murmured: "I don't know why, but I suddenly have an ominous premonition."
"Unknown fart." Monkey picked up the sleeping Wenwen and walked towards the stairs, "Boss, you just got a treasure, and now you're talking nonsense. Hurry up and come back, I'm going to find you to divide the spoils. "
Mo Xing smiled slightly, and strode out of the room.
Outside the villa, a black shadow stood quietly not far away.Judging by the slim figure, it should be a woman.
Mo Xing took a few steps forward and said with a smile: "Beauty, what advice do you have for visiting late at night? Oh, you are all wrapped in black cloth, don't you think it's too hot? Hehe, there is a big comfortable bed in my room. We Why don't you two go into the room, lie on the bed, take off these miscellaneous things on your body, pour a glass of fine wine, and discuss life and ideals?"
The woman sighed faintly, and slowly said: "Xing, I haven't seen you in ten years, you have changed a lot."
(Please collect Huahuapiaopiao, please support the glasses ^_^)
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