american tax collector

Chapter 296 200 billion arrives

"Director, from the looks of those people from the Illuminati, they don't look like they are going to give up."

After returning to a lounge on the aircraft carrier, Bucky said slightly worriedly.

It's strange that they can be convinced after being "blackmailed" by us, but now that they know who they are, there's no need to be too afraid of them! "

To be honest, he was still a little afraid of the Illuminati before.

Because this organization is too mysterious, and mysterious things often make people feel awe.

But now that he came to the island, saw who their members were, and found out the details, David was not so embarrassed about them.

It would be better if these people just accept it obediently. If he dares to do anything bad, he will let these people know why the flowers are so red!

"It's rare to have such a day, don't think too much, just relax for these two days."

……

Of course, the more than 200 billion they collect now is just an appetizer, because Bitcoin has been included in the tax system by the IRS, and they will need to pay a tax amount to them every month in the future. This is the real big deal!

After learning that David was back, a group of senior officials from the bureau immediately came to find him and asked him about the progress of the matter. However, he did not hide it and directly told everyone that the trip went smoothly. , as long as the data about Satoshi Nakamoto is collected and sent to the Illuminati, the tax should be received smoothly.

"Crazy, Director David is now the face of the IRS. Anyone who dares to touch him is seeking death!"

The reason is very simple, because David has not been seen for several days, which has led to a lot of gossip and rumors. Some people say that David was killed because of the pursuit of Satoshi Nakamoto, and some people say that he was injured. In short, there are different opinions, but But there is no result.

After hearing this, the senior executives were naturally very happy, and then they summoned their respective departments and quickly started counting.

Calculated based on the more than 110 million Bitcoins controlled by Satoshi Nakamoto, a capital gains tax of 123.6 billion needs to be paid to their Internal Revenue Service. Adding in the tax amount suspected of criminals using Tbit transactions, the total is 201.6 billion.

"201.6 billion? Are you kidding? Even if you calculate based on the Bitcoin owned by Satoshi Nakamoto, you won't have to pay so much, right?"

David picked up his cell phone, dialed Augustine's number and said, "Archbishop Augustine, we have already calculated it. The amount of tax you need to pay us is US$201.6 billion."

Today, a large number of media also arrived here early and were stationed there, wanting to see if there was any progress regarding David's 'disappearance'.

As for the Los Angeles Internal Revenue Service, no matter how much the media inquired about the information, the top management here did not reveal anything, which aroused the unlimited imagination of the people.

At this moment, the Chevrolet driven by David and others arrived at the door. When they saw the door open and the four of them getting out, the scene instantly went into uproar.

"Director David, that's Director David, he finally showed up!"

"What are you talking about, the tax amount generated by criminals using Bitcoin transactions? Then you go and collect it from them. Why should you collect it from us?"

More than 200 billion seems like a sky-high tax amount, but you must know that the current market value of Bitcoin is nearly one trillion, so in comparison, this more than 200 billion is nothing.

During the flight back from Washington, there was an explosion in Los Angeles.

At noon, Keppel sent him a piece of data.

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you. The amount of tax that Satoshi Nakamoto needs to pay is 123.6 billion. As for the extra part, it is the amount of tax generated by our supervision when criminals use your Bitcoin transactions."

"Director David was killed and injured because of his investigation into Satoshi Nakamoto. Now it can be confirmed that this is a complete rumor!"

Los Angeles IRS.

In short, many people breathed a sigh of relief when they saw David appear intact.

On July 7, as the Washington sailed into the Port of Los Angeles, David and his party bid farewell to Lyndon and other naval officers and soldiers one by one, and then returned to the City Bureau in a vehicle.

"This is the platform you built, and you guys seem to have collected a lot of supervision fees on it. I can only ask you for the money. You can ask these people for it then."

First of all, Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency, and they can only find some rough transaction data. As for who the transaction party is, there is no detailed information.

Secondly, there are so many people using Bitcoin in the world now, so he can’t possibly go to these people one by one to collect them, right?
So the best result is to collect the money from the controller of Bitcoin. As for how they communicate with the criminals, that is their business.

I believe that the Illuminati themselves must have a solution.

On the Vatican side, Augustine was so angry that he felt as if he had eaten shit when David forced him to hand over some of his interests in Satoshi Nakamoto.

But now, even those lawless elements have to be blamed on them. This is simply too much!

Just when Augustine was about to have a fit, Sandy on the side grabbed his arm, then took the phone and replied: "Okay, we will transfer this money to your IRS account before three o'clock in the afternoon. ”

"Archbishop Sandy, I'm grateful for that..."

After ending the call, Augustine immediately glared at Sandy and asked, "Sandy, why did you agree to his rude request?"

"The situation is not good for us now, and a little impatience will ruin the big plan. Let's agree to him first."

Augustine was silent for a while, then seemed to remember something and asked: "Is there no news from Edgar yet?"

"I just had a phone call with him today. He said that the Freemasonry seems to be busy running something, and there is no chance to meet for the time being."

"Damn..."

……

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Hoya, who was in charge of the treasury department, knocked on the door and walked in. He said with a face of ecstasy: "Director, 201.6 billion funds have arrived."

"very good."

David picked up the phone on the table and ordered: "Arrange a media conference for me. The time is half an hour later. Oh, by the way, a reporter will be arranged to ask questions later..."

The reason why I want to hold a media conference is mainly to tell the managers of cryptocurrencies such as Ethereum and USDT. Now even Satoshi Nakamoto has been taken care of by me. If you are sensible, just pay the tax yourself. Don't Let me find you personally!
Soon after, when they received the notice that David was going to hold a press conference, all the media became excited.

Because they have already guessed that there will definitely be something big to announce next. And David is currently tracking down Satoshi Nakamoto, which means that this press conference is likely to be related to this matter.

Could it be that... Satoshi Nakamoto was really dug out?
With a thirst for knowledge, the major media soon arrived at the lobby on the first floor of the Los Angeles Internal Revenue Service, and set up cameras to prepare for the upcoming press conference.

Under the spotlight, David appeared surrounded by a crowd. He walked into the spotlight and motioned for everyone to quiet down before speaking: "Hello friends from the media, I know that since our Los Angeles Internal Revenue Service announced the investigation, After Satoshi Nakamoto, everyone has paid a lot of attention to this, but today I can announce to everyone that this case is closed. "

As soon as he finished speaking, the minds of the media at the scene went blank.

Case closed?
According to David's statement, does that mean Satoshi Nakamoto has really been dug out?

This so-called most mysterious and huge cryptocurrency founder in the world was really found by David and received a 'protection fee'?
"My hair, this is unbelievable!"

"He is said to be harder to find than Bin Laden, but was he really found by Director David?"

"Wait... What I want to know most now is, who is Satoshi Nakamoto?"

"Yeah, who is Satoshi Nakamoto? Director David, please tell me quickly, I'm so worried!"

People who watched this scene through the live broadcast also said they couldn't believe it, but soon these people focused on the identity of Satoshi Nakamoto.

At this time, the media at the scene also came to their senses, and a reporter even asked first: "Excuse me, Director David, what is the origin of the so-called Satoshi Nakamoto?"

David smiled slightly and replied: "I believe everyone knows that our IRS has confidentiality clauses, and since Satoshi Nakamoto is willing to pay taxes to our IRS, we have the responsibility to keep their identities confidential, so it is very Sorry……"

After hearing this, both the media and the people watching were instantly disappointed.

This feeling is like a delicate and beautiful woman standing in front of you, but you suddenly become impotent, feeling itchy but helpless.

"Director David, may I ask if Satoshi Nakamoto represents a certain organization as legendary?"

"Sorry, again, this involves confidentiality clauses, no comment."

"..."

In the following time, the reporters at the scene still refused to give up and kept asking for some information. However, no matter how they asked, David kept his mouth shut.

In the end, the helpless reporter could only change the topic and said: "Director David, how much tax money did Satoshi Nakamoto receive?"

"The total amount is 201.6 billion, which has now been entered into the tax treasury of our Internal Revenue Service."

There is nothing to hide on this issue.

"Oh, buy it, more than 200 billion, this is another huge sum of money..."

“It would be great if this money could be used in areas like our education and medical care, but it’s a pity that it has to be used on the damn aid bill.”

"Protest against the W aid bill..."

When they heard that more than 200 billion had been received this time, some people were very happy at first. However, when they thought that the money would be used for the damn war, they couldn't help but cursed.

Of course, as the saying goes, some people are happy and some are sad.

At this moment, the five major military-industrial complexes headed by Lockheed and the Angsa Group were overjoyed after hearing the payment.

The preliminary amount of the W aid bill is 1000 billion. If the more than 200 billion is added to the more than 500 billion lying in the tax treasury of the IRS, it will be more than 700 billion.

They are getting closer and closer to getting the money!
"Director David, the reason why Bitcoin is successful is that it is not subject to any official or private supervision. Now that you have locked Satoshi Nakamoto, will it have any impact on this currency?" Woolen cloth?"

At the media conference, a reporter raised this question.

The popularity of Bitcoin is currently comparable to that of real estate speculation, stock speculation, and gold speculation.

If this currency collapses, at best it will cause countless people to lose their money, at worst it may even cause economic turmoil in the country.

The rest of the people at the scene and many people on the Internet also realized the seriousness of this problem, and they all held their breath to hear David's answer.

In fact, this reporter and the question raised were arranged by David before.

As the reporter said, the intention of Bitcoin is not to be subject to any supervision, but now the IRS has clearly begun to regulate it.

Therefore, he must make some commitments and guarantees to maintain market confidence in the currency.

Otherwise, once this currency collapses, their IRS will naturally not be able to collect this tax in the future.

"This is a good question, but I want to clarify here that we only reached an agreement with Satoshi Nakamoto, and it does not mean that we will regulate this currency."

"As we all know, after the introduction of the Black Tax Act, we will target thieves, swindlers, and drug dealers as long as they pay us the tax amount, then we will respect their freedom and will never cross the line. The same is true for this currency now. ”

"We will never interfere in any matters related to Bitcoin or make any changes. You can rest assured of this!"

It has to be said that as soon as David's words of assurance came out, the people who were originally panicking because of this calmed down a lot.

Since the introduction of the Black Tax Act, no matter who has engaged in any illegal activities, as long as they have paid the tax amount to the IRS, there has never been a case where the identity of the person was exposed due to the IRS.

From this point we can see that the credibility of the IRS is still guaranteed.

Now that Satoshi Nakamoto has paid taxes to the IRS, and the IRS has made a guarantee in front of the world, it will definitely not intervene in this currency.

Seeing that the market confidence in Bitcoin was stabilized, David spoke again: "Everyone has now seen that Bitcoin has set a good example for virtual currencies. I hope that in the future, USDT, Ethereum, and... …These virtual currencies can also come to our Los Angeles Internal Revenue Service to file a declaration on their own initiative.”

"If you take the initiative and you really have tax problems, then I can give you a 3% tax discount. If you have tax problems and don't come to declare, then I will investigate, but then it will not be a tax deduction. But it’s a punishment!”

The director of the Internal Revenue Service in each region has certain authority to adjust tax rates, and as the boss of the Los Angeles Internal Revenue Service, he naturally has the power to reduce or reduce tax rates for tax payers.

(End of this chapter)