Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

Chapter 147 Why the only way to relieve worries is to beat the birds
As soon as Xu Damao returned to his home from the west door, he saw He Yuyu carrying two hot water bottles and was about to go out.

Xu Damao blinked and understood that He Yuyu was continuing to pour water into Qin Huairu's house.

Xu Damao couldn't help but think to himself: "This Qin Huairu is really evil~ He can make He Yuyu so self-disciplined and persistent to splash water in front of her house every night."

"Brother Damao, where is sister-in-law Xiao'e?" He Yuyu asked calmly.

"She was a little tired, so she went to sleep at her house and didn't come back." Xu Damao said.Until Lou Xiao'e was completely safe, Xu Damao still could not say anything.

"Sister-in-law Xiao'e has been really tired these past few days. It's time to take a good rest." He Yuyu said with a red face, then left with the kettle in hand.

"Haha, this girl actually dares to make fun of herself." Xu Damao chuckled, returned to the west wing and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Xu Damao got up early and went straight to the hospital.

The only way to relieve worries is to beat the birds.

When Lou Xiao'e and his family left, although Xu Damao had no weakness, it also caused Xu Damao's wife and children to be separated. How could Xu Damao not be angry in his heart.

Facing the general trend, Xu Damao had no choice but to stop it. However, Xu Damao was able to capture the beast with ease.

Xu Damao only pursues happiness and revenge in this life. He doesn't care about anything else. He should be happy first.

Xu Damao went straight to the hospital angrily. When he arrived at Sha Zhu's ward, Sha Zhu was drinking porridge.

"Xu Damao, what are you doing here, this thief?" Silly Zhu said.

Silly Zhu still has a bad mouth as always.

This time, Xu Damao did not coddle Sha Zhu. He snatched the porridge from Sha Zhu's hand and poured it directly on Sha Zhu's face.

"Ah! Xu Damao, you are crazy." Silly Zhu shouted loudly.

Xu Damao ignored Sha Zhu's screams, picked up Sha Zhu's hair, threw Sha Zhu directly to the ground, and kicked Sha Zhu hard for a while.

If Silly Zhu hadn't always kicked Xu Damao in the lower third, causing Xu Damao to be sterilized, Xu Damao would have had a child long ago, and the family would be happy.

Later, although Xu Damao traveled through time and cured his body, due to the short time, it was not sure whether Lou Xiao'e was pregnant. This also meant that if Lou Xiao'e was not pregnant, it was still unknown whether they could be together in the future.

Xu Damao became even more angry when he thought of this. While Silly Zhu was holding his head, he kicked Silly Zhu's tailbone with his toes.

"Ouch~" With a sound, Shazhu let out an extremely violent roar, and his whole body no longer curled up, and the lower three roads were wide open.

Xu Damao took this opportunity and kicked Silly Zhu hard in the middle of his legs.

"Ah~" Shazhu once again let out an extremely brutal roar.

Xu Damao knew that Silly Zhu's screams would definitely attract the attention of nurses and doctors, so he turned around and left. However, before leaving, Xu Damao said to Silly Zhu: "If you dare to tell anyone about this, I will find someone to deal with it." Banggeng’s leg is broken, I don’t have anything else, I have plenty of money.”

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he left. Not long after Xu Damao left, a young nurse rushed into Sha Zhu's ward.

"What's going on?" the nurse asked eagerly.

"It's okay, I accidentally fell to the ground." Silly Zhu said subconsciously.

The reason why Sha Zhu said this was not only Xu Damao's intimidation, but also the fact that Sha Zhu had no intention of reporting to the Security Bureau.

Sha Zhu was used to being domineering in the courtyard and the steel rolling mill, and Yi Zhonghai fooled him all the time, so Sha Zhu had no idea of ​​reporting to the security department. Once something went wrong, he would either solve it himself or ask Yi Zhonghai to distract him.

Xu Damao did this just to be on the safe side. After Xu Damao beat Silly Zhu, he ran to Yi Zhonghai's room.Yi Zhonghai was lying on the bed with his eyes closed and resting.

Xu Damao kicked Yi Zhonghai down to the ground with a flying kick, and then kicked Yi Zhonghai hard several times on his head and body.

Silly Zhu caused the original owner to be infertile, and Yi Zhonghai also made great efforts. How could Xu Damao let Yi Zhonghai go.Xu Damao also used the method of annihilating his descendants against Yi Zhonghai.

"Ouch~" Yi Zhonghai was kicked directly by Xu Damao and fainted.

After Xu Damao finished all this, the depression in his heart dissipated a little, and he Shi Shiran returned home.At this time, He Yuyu had already prepared breakfast.

"Yu Yu, where is Yu Li?" Xu Damao asked.

"I didn't sleep well last night. I'm still sleeping." He Yuyu said.

Yu Li waited for Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e to come back last night so that she could continue to eavesdrop on Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e practicing Kun Zi Jue. As a result, Lou Xiao'e did not come back.

Yu Li didn't know. She thought they would practice Kun Zi Jue later. This was enough to wait until dawn before Yu Li fell asleep in a daze.

"Yu Yu, if anyone asks, just say that I didn't go out just now and was at home the whole time." Xu Damao said.

Although Xu Damao was 90.00% sure that Yi Zhonghai would not report it to the police, he still warned He Yuyu in advance.

"Brother Damao, what are you doing?" He Yuyu asked. "I beat up Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai, and Yi Zhonghai fainted after I beat them. If not, Yi Zhonghai is really beat up this time." Xu Damao said with a strange smile.

"Brother Damao, you are so powerful. Call me next time you beat Yi Zhonghai, and I will beat him up too. I can't stand his hypocritical and ugly face. I can't wait to turn his mouth on him." Tear him to pieces." He Yuyu said bitterly.

"Definitely next time. You clean up your house first, and I'll go to my parents' house. When I come back, I'll take you to visit Wangfujing Department Store." Xu Damao said.

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he rode his bicycle and left. When he arrived at the door of Xu's father's house, Xu Damao waved his hand and a large box appeared in his hand.

"Da Mao, why are you here?" Xu's mother was cleaning outside the house. She asked strangely when she saw Xu Damao, and then naturally took the box from Xu Damao's hand.

"Let me take a look, where is my dad?" Xu Damao said naturally, and handed the box to Xu's mother.

"In the house." Xu's mother welcomed Xu Damao into the house.

"Here he comes." Xu's father glanced at Xu Damao and said. Xu's father is now more and more satisfied with Xu Damao. Not to mention anything else, the home heating alone allows Xu's father to earn a lot of face in this courtyard. Of course, Enjoyment is also real.

In the middle of winter, when other people's homes light up stoves, it's not necessarily very hot. But my own home has a heater installed, so it's warm all day long. The only drawback is that it consumes too much coal.

Fortunately, Xu Damao's father also earns a lot, so he can provide more than enough.

After Xu Damao entered the house, he immediately closed the door and said, "Mom, open the box."

Xu's mother placed the box on the Eight Immortals' table in the middle of the room. Although the box was not heavy, it was not small. The entire box occupied almost half of the Eight Immortals' table.

When Xu's mother opened the box, she almost passed it.

"Big, big, big, big...Mao, this, this, this, this, this...where did the money come from?" Xu's father was also trembling with excitement, even stammering when he spoke.

The money inside was not just a drop of money, but bundles of it, covering most of the box, and the rest of the area was filled with all kinds of tickets.

"Calm down, calm down." Xu Damao said calmly, and poured a cup of tea for Xu's father and Xu's mother respectively.

No matter how cunning and cunning Father Xu was, he had never seen so much money. The same was true for Mother Xu. The two of them took over the teapot, still trembling all over.

"This was given by my father-in-law." Xu Damao said.

Xu's father and Xu's mother obviously felt much calmer when they heard what Xu Damao said.Xu's father and Xu's mother were not excited, but more afraid, afraid that Xu Damao would steal public money or embezzle public funds.

Now hearing what Xu Damao said, Xu's father and Xu's mother naturally relaxed.

Xu Damao casually pulled out half of the money and tickets and placed them on the Eight Immortals table, and said: "Dad, Mom, keep these money and tickets. In the future, you can spend as much as you can without getting rich suddenly. You can also exchange them for yellow croakers." , If not, just buy some gold jewelry and the like, and as for antique calligraphy and paintings, don’t touch them if you can.”

It's not that antique calligraphy and paintings will be worthless in the future, but that Xu's father and Xu's mother don't understand them at all, and Xu Damao is afraid that they will be cheated.It is better to secretly replace it with yellow croaker or gold jewelry.

"This... is too much." Xu's mother said.

"Yes, because there are too many, I can't spend them all, so let's spend them together. Okay, that's it. I have something to do later, so I'll leave first." Xu Damao said with a smile.

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he took the box and left. Xu's father and Xu's mother looked at the big black piles on the table for a long time and were speechless.

"What are you looking at? You haven't hidden it yet. We won't eat at home today. Let's go eat Quanjude. Then find me some wine and cigarette tickets. I want to smoke better cigarettes and drink better wine. Damao When we grow up, we have worked hard for most of our lives, and it’s time to enjoy happiness." Father Xu said with joy.

"Okay, okay, I'll hide it now, but where can I hide so much money? It's not safe. Otherwise, let's go to the bank and deposit it." Xu's mother said.

"Idiot, aren't you seeking death by depositing money in the bank? How do you explain when they ask where the money came from? You said Lou Bancheng gave it to you? Isn't this causing trouble for Lou Bancheng?"

"How can Damao get money from Lou Bancheng after offending him? You find a wooden box, wrap the money in cloth and put it in the wooden box. Then I will dig a hole under the bed and we will put it under the bed. "Father Xu said.

Xu Damao doesn't care how Xu's father and Xu's mother hide money. Xu Damao believes that with Xu's father's cleverness, wisdom and cunning, he will not do anything cunning and reveal his wealth.

After Xu Damao returned to the courtyard, he took Yu Li and He Yuyu straight to Wangfujing Building for a shopping spree.

If she is new to the world, take her to see all the prosperity of the world; if her heart has gone through vicissitudes of life, take her to ride the merry-go-round.

He Yuyu and Yu Li obviously have no experience in the world, so Xu Damao naturally wants to show them all the prosperity of the world.

What do you think?Watch with money, of course.

Xu Damao first bought each of them a women's watch.

He Yuyu accepted it with a smile without any politeness; Yu Li wanted it very much and pretended to be polite before accepting the watch.

It's not that Yu Li is vain, but Xu Damao gives too much.

"Brother Damao, what should I do if someone sees me wearing a watch after I go back?" Yu Li asked.

(End of this chapter)