Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

Chapter 207 The stick grabs the chicken

"Brother Damao, cut him in the middle!" Liu Guangtian said excitedly from the side, shouting and jumping up and down.

"It's not that easy." Xu Damao said seriously.

Later, Xu Damao waited for Sha Zhu to stand up on crutches, then he flashed his body, cut the middle of Sha Zhu's body, and kicked Sha Zhu's left foot.

Silly Zhu didn't dare to be kicked in the left foot by Xu Damao. His left foot was injured. If he was kicked again, he would definitely get more injured. Silly Zhu immediately put his hands on the crutches and raised his left foot;

Seeing this, Xu Damao took advantage of the situation and kicked Shazhu's right foot. Shazhu quickly raised his right foot, which caused Shazhu's lower three sides to open wide.

Xu Damao kicked Silly Zhu in the middle of his legs.

"Ouch~", Shazhu let out a scream, and his face immediately turned extremely pale.

"Hehehehehe..." Xu Damao let out bursts of laughter.

"Lion's combo." Xu Damao screamed strangely and kicked Shazhu three times in the crotch one after another. The kick made Shazhu blush and his neck was thick, and veins popped out on his face.

"Brother Damao, Shazhu won't be kicked out of his family, right?" Liu Guangtian whispered.

"I don't know about this, but many people in our courtyard hope that Silly Zhu will become extinct." Xu Damao said loudly and deliberately.

"Who is so sinister and expects Silly Zhu to become extinct?" Liu Guangtian asked with admiration.

"First of all, Qin Huairu's family must be looking forward to Shazhu becoming extinct. Think about it, if Shazhu marries a wife and has a child, will Shazhu's wife let Shazhu support their family?" Xu Damao said.

"Definitely not. Shazhu is a fool. Shazhu's wife is not stupid. She will definitely look after her own family first." Liu Guangtian continued to praise.

"So, Qin Huairu's family will definitely try every possible means to prevent Sha Zhu from getting married. Do you really think that I was the one who sabotaged Sha Zhu's previous blind date? You're wrong. You're totally wrong. It was all Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huai. Ru sabotaged it secretly, it's very simple to find out, just spend some money to ask a matchmaker and you'll find out." Xu Damao said.

"Oh, I see. According to Brother Damao, Yi Zhonghai doesn't want Si Zhu to get married." Liu Guangtian said.

"Yes, by the same token, if Silly Zhu gets married and has children, he will definitely take care of his own family first, and will naturally ignore Yi Zhonghai and his wife, and will not even be able to provide for Yi Zhonghai in his old age."

"Of course Yi Zhonghai can't sit back and watch this happen. Moreover, Yi Zhonghai has such a strong desire to control that he cannot allow Si Zhu to escape his control, not even a little bit. Therefore, Yi Zhonghai will also destroy Si Zhu's blind date." Xu Damao said.

"Brother Damao, that's not right. Didn't Yi Zhonghai also lead Silly Zhu?" Liu Guangtian played his role of admiration perfectly and continued to ask.

"The people Yi Zhonghai introduced to Sha Zhu all agreed to provide for Yi Zhonghai in his old age, and Yi Zhonghai introduced them to Sha Zhu, including Zhu Bajie and his second aunt, as Sha Zhu said, so as long as Sha Zhu stays in this yard , As long as you don’t stay away from Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, you will only be a homeless family in this life."

"Only when Sha Zhu is destitute can he provide for Yi Zhonghai with peace of mind and be sucked by Qin Huairu. Unfortunately, Sha Zhu is a big fool and can't see through this at all. He still thinks that a thief is his father. He deserves it! Gah, gah, gah..." Xu Damao laughed strangely. Then he kicked Silly Zhu again.

"Zhuzi, listen to me..." Qin Huairu saw this and quickly opened his mouth to explain.

"Qin Huairu, you don't need to explain, he won't listen if you explain. As long as you cry twice, Silly Zhu will become your family's donkey, howling and helping your family." Xu Damao said.

"Uh..." Qin Huairu suddenly felt like a duck being strangled by the neck, unable to say a word.

This is indeed the case, this is the virtue of Silly Zhu. In fact, all discerning people in the courtyard knew this, but no one said it openly.

"Xu Damao, you bastard, you can only talk nonsense and slander Sister Qin and my godfather. If you have the ability, wait until I am healed. It will be weird if I don't beat the shit out of you." Silly Zhu roared angrily.

"Hahahaha..." All the beasts in the courtyard burst out laughing in unison, and they all understood that Silly Zhu was hopeless.

At this time, Aunt Ma had stewed the chicken and took it away with the chicken and the pot without even looking at Silly Zhu. Banggeng, however, watched helplessly as the aunt took her sister away.

"Yu Yu, let's go back to the backyard." Xu Damao rolled his eyes and said, then he went straight to the backyard with He Yu Yu.

"Brother Damao, I haven't had enough beatings yet, why did I let Bangge go?" He Yuyu said.

"Let go of Bangge? How is it possible! I'll let you watch a good show later." After Xu Damao finished speaking, he took He Yuyu out of the west door, rode his bicycle and passed Auntie from the side path, blocking Auntie's way to the hospital. On the way.

In the courtyard, after Xu Damao and He Yuyu left, Yu Li also ran back home. Qin Huairu immediately picked up the stick and patted the soil on the stick while checking whether the stick was broken.

As for Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu didn't even look at him. Just like Xu Damao said, Silly Zhu was his own donkey. There was no need to be polite to please him, as long as he gave him a smile or cried twice from time to time.

"Mom, I'm fine, I'm going out to play." After Banggeng finished speaking, he broke away from Qin Huairu's hand, turned around and ran out of the hospital.

Qin Huairu still wanted to stop her, but suddenly she remembered that Banggeng was not playing when she ran out, but to grab the chicken from Auntie.

She knows her son better than her mother, and Banggan's little thoughts cannot be hidden from Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu's expression changed, and she immediately went to help Sha Zhu. She helped Sha Zhu to Yi Zhonghai's house with pear blossoms and rain, and carefully comforted Sha Zhu.

Qin Huairu understood that if she wanted to ensure that Banggen was fine, she had to comfort Shazhu and let him say good things to the deaf old lady. In this way, Yi Zhonghai would have to suffer the loss.

After Bangge ran out of the courtyard, he saw Aunt Ma's back, and then quickly chased after her. After all, the eldest mother was old and her legs were not fast, so she was soon caught up by Bangge.

"Banggen, what do you want to do?" The aunt's face changed drastically.

Auntie didn't expect Banggeng to be so bold. She couldn't get chicken in the courtyard, so she chased him out of the courtyard to grab it.

Aunt Ma was really no match for Banggeng. Banggeng rushed up like a calf, grabbed the handle of the pot and snatched it away. Of course, the aunt couldn't let Banggeng avoid the pot. While holding the handle of the pot tightly, she shouted loudly: "It's robbery, it's robbery!"

At this time, people's consciousness was still quite high. When they heard that there was a robbery, they rushed over immediately. Although Banggeng didn't see anyone, he heard footsteps approaching from far away.

It's impossible to make BangGeng give up.

The word "give up" does not exist in Banggeng's dictionary. A fierce light flashed in Banggang's eyes, and he opened his mouth and bit down on Auntie's hand.

"Ah!" The eldest mother screamed and couldn't help but loosen her hands. Without saying a word, Banggeng immediately opened his mouth and bit the aunt's other hand.

The aunt was in pain and had no choice but to let go of her hand. Banggeng turned around and ran away, but Auntie's grasp failed. She chased forward, but she couldn't catch up with Bangge at all.

In the blink of an eye, the stick ran away without a trace.

"Hahahaha, I asked you not to give me the chicken. If you don't give me the chicken, won't I snatch it? You deserve to be bitten!" Banggian came to an alley and laughed proudly.

Bangge's behavior confirms that sentence, some children are children, and some children are beasts. Obviously, Bangge is a beast.

Unfortunately, Banggeng was happy too early.

(End of this chapter)