Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world
Chapter 82 Fat beat up stick joke
Chapter 82 Fat beat up stick joke
"Sister-in-law, Xiao Qin, it's me, don't make a sound and open the door quietly." Yi Zhonghai gently knocked on Qin Huairu's door and whispered.
Mrs. Jia Zhang slept like a pig, snoring everywhere, but did not hear Yi Zhonghai's call at all.
Qin Huairu heard it. Qin Huairu didn't want to open the door, but thinking of the "old sister-in-law" that Yi Zhonghai called first, she guessed that Yi Zhonghai must have something to do when she came so late at night, so she woke up Jia Zhang, and then called Yi Zhonghai Open the door to save Mrs. Jia Zhang from looking for trouble and being suspicious of this and that all day long.
"Yi Zhonghai, why did you come to my house so late at night?" Jia Zhang asked angrily after being woken up.Anyone who is woken up in his sleep will not have a good temper.
"Of course there is something important, old sister-in-law, let me ask you, can you swallow the bad breath tonight?" Yi Zhonghai asked in a deep voice.
"Of course I can't swallow it, but what can I do? Even this old man can't do anything. What can I, an old woman, do?" Jia Zhang said still angrily.
"How could I have no choice? He Xu Damao can smash our glass, can't we smash Xu Damao's glass? I'll give you a dollar, wake up BangGeng, let BangGeng smash the glass of Xu Damao's house, and run away after smashing it. , if Xu Damao wants to make trouble, leave the rest to me." Yi Zhonghai said.
Once you say this, I won't feel sleepy anymore.
When Mrs. Jia Zhang heard that she had money to take, her eyes immediately lit up. Now the Jia family is in urgent need of money.
"Two yuan." Jia Zhang said unceremoniously.
Yi Zhonghai was so angry that Jia Zhang took advantage of him, but in order to retaliate against Xu Damao and vent his anger, Yi Zhonghai still gritted his teeth and agreed.
To put it bluntly, Yi Zhonghai just couldn't let go of his body and the dignity to do it himself. Otherwise, he wouldn't have used Bang Gang's help to do such a thing.
"Wait 15 minutes after I leave, and then let Banggeng take action." After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, he threw down the two dollars and left. After Yi Zhonghai returned home, he did not sleep, but turned out the lights and stood up his ears quietly. Waiting.
"Mom, are you really going to let the stick smash the glass of Xu Damao's house? Xu Damao has built a wall. It's not easy to smash it." Qin Huairu said.
"If you don't want to smash it, you have to smash it. If you don't smash it, how can I feel so bad in my heart." Jia Zhang said bitterly.
Among these beasts, who hates Xu Damao the most is definitely Jia Zhang.
Xu Damao kicked Silly Zhu out of the kitchen, which caused Jia Zhang's living standard to plummet, and even ruined all the money Jia Zhang had saved over the years. How could Jia Zhang not hate Xu Damao?
Xu Damao also instigated Liu Haizhong to knock Jia Zhang out, the pain was unforgettable;
What made Ms. Jia Zhang hate her the most was that Xu Damao called her his nemesis, which meant poking Ms. Jia Zhang’s lungs.
Jia Zhang's hatred for Xu Damao is difficult to cleanse even if it is poured out by the water of three rivers.
Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't wait to peel off Xu Damao's skin, convulse him, and cut his body into thousands of pieces. Now that Yi Zhongshang came to the house and paid Bang Gang to smash the glass of Xu Damao's house, Mrs. Jia Zhang of course had to let Bang Gang vent her anger for her.
"Wake up Banggeng later." Jia Zhang said bitterly.
Qin Huairu nodded.
Qin Huairu's hatred for Xu Damao was not much less than that of the Jia Zhang family. Xu Damao alone made Qin Huairu's hard-earned money full in one night. Every time he thought of this, Qin Huairu's heart ached. Many nights, Qin Huairu felt He woke up crying. As soon as Xu Damao was mentioned, Qin Huairu wanted to bite Xu Damao to death.
Jia Zhangshi, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai were waiting silently. Yi Zhonghai thought he was doing it secretly, but he didn't know that his behavior had already fallen into Liu Guangtian's eyes.
When Liu Haizhong's family moved to the middle courtyard, it was particularly easy to spy on Jia's family and Yi Zhonghai's family. This was one of the reasons why Xu Damao wanted to change houses with Liu Haizhong. Xu Damao certainly took advantage of this innate condition.Xu Damao asked the brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu to work in two shifts and monitor Yi Zhonghai's and Qin Huairu's families at all times. The price Xu Damao paid was only [-] cents per person per day.
For Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, this is just a matter of losing a little sleep. Besides, they take turns and they don't stay up all night. If they miss sleep, they can make up for it during the day. The most important thing is that they can still get [-] cents. Why not?
Xu Damao's original intention was to let Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu keep an eye on Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, and wait for Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu to go to the cellar to catch the rape on the spot. Unexpectedly, Yi Zhonghai was accidentally spied into Jia Zhang's house.
When Liu Guangtian saw Yi Zhonghai sneaking into Jia's house, he also quietly went out. He squatted under the window of Jia's house and listened to the corner, and easily learned Yi Zhonghai's plan.
After Liu Guangtian learned all this, he immediately returned home and woke up Liu Guangfu to continue monitoring the Yi family and the Jia family. After Yi Zhonghai came out of the Jia family, Liu Guangtian went to report to Xu Damao.
Xu Damao's five senses are now extremely sharp. When Liu Guangtian's knocking on the door rang with a specific pattern, Xu Damao woke up, then quietly opened the door and let Liu Guangtian in.
"Brother Damao, Yi Zhonghai just went to Jia's house and paid two yuan to let Banggeng break the glass of your house in 15 minutes." Liu Guangtian said quickly.
"Well done! Call Liu Guangfu here now and help me testify later." Xu Damao patted Liu Guangtian on the shoulder and gave Liu Guangtian [-] cents as a reward for his dedication.
Liu Guangtian was not polite, went home immediately, and quietly called Liu Guangfu.After Xu Damao brought the two people into the courtyard, he kept the door ajar, and then stood in the courtyard waiting for them.
After a while, there was a rustling sound of footsteps.
"Damn Xu Damao, I asked you to beat me in school. I'm here to take revenge." Banggeng muttered as he picked up the brick and smashed it according to the direction of Xu Damao's window in his memory.
It has to be said that Bangge is very talented in stealing chickens and dogs. With just one blow, Bangge accurately hit the glass on the window of Xu Damao's house.
Seeing that Banggeng had succeeded, he turned around and ran away.
Bangge is fast, Xu Damao is even faster.
Bangge had just taken two steps when he felt wind blowing from the back of his head.
With a "Bang~" sound, Xu Damao kicked Banggeng hard on the back with his big foot, until Banggeng was chewed up.
Before Banggeng could cry, Xu Damao shouted: "Catch the thief, there is a thief in the courtyard."
After Xu Damao shouted, he punched and kicked Banggeng. Xu Damao shouted while beating Banggeng, directly suppressing Banggeng's cries.
Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were not idle either. When they saw Xu Damao taking action, they followed suit and kicked the stick that was lying on the ground.
Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai, who were hiding at home and listened to the news, knew something was wrong as soon as they heard the sound coming from the backyard, and immediately ran to the backyard in a hurry.
As soon as the three of them entered the backyard, they saw Chang Wei beating Laifu, no, Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were beating the stick, making the stick cry for father and mother, especially Xu Damao, who kicked the stick in three directions.
"Stop, don't fight anymore." When Qin Huairu saw Banggeng being beaten, she immediately shouted, rushed forward, pushed Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu away, and protected Banggeng behind her.
"If you dare to hit me, Jin Sun, I will fight for you." As Jia Zhang said, she made a savage charge like a wild boar and rushed towards Xu Damao.
(End of this chapter)
"Sister-in-law, Xiao Qin, it's me, don't make a sound and open the door quietly." Yi Zhonghai gently knocked on Qin Huairu's door and whispered.
Mrs. Jia Zhang slept like a pig, snoring everywhere, but did not hear Yi Zhonghai's call at all.
Qin Huairu heard it. Qin Huairu didn't want to open the door, but thinking of the "old sister-in-law" that Yi Zhonghai called first, she guessed that Yi Zhonghai must have something to do when she came so late at night, so she woke up Jia Zhang, and then called Yi Zhonghai Open the door to save Mrs. Jia Zhang from looking for trouble and being suspicious of this and that all day long.
"Yi Zhonghai, why did you come to my house so late at night?" Jia Zhang asked angrily after being woken up.Anyone who is woken up in his sleep will not have a good temper.
"Of course there is something important, old sister-in-law, let me ask you, can you swallow the bad breath tonight?" Yi Zhonghai asked in a deep voice.
"Of course I can't swallow it, but what can I do? Even this old man can't do anything. What can I, an old woman, do?" Jia Zhang said still angrily.
"How could I have no choice? He Xu Damao can smash our glass, can't we smash Xu Damao's glass? I'll give you a dollar, wake up BangGeng, let BangGeng smash the glass of Xu Damao's house, and run away after smashing it. , if Xu Damao wants to make trouble, leave the rest to me." Yi Zhonghai said.
Once you say this, I won't feel sleepy anymore.
When Mrs. Jia Zhang heard that she had money to take, her eyes immediately lit up. Now the Jia family is in urgent need of money.
"Two yuan." Jia Zhang said unceremoniously.
Yi Zhonghai was so angry that Jia Zhang took advantage of him, but in order to retaliate against Xu Damao and vent his anger, Yi Zhonghai still gritted his teeth and agreed.
To put it bluntly, Yi Zhonghai just couldn't let go of his body and the dignity to do it himself. Otherwise, he wouldn't have used Bang Gang's help to do such a thing.
"Wait 15 minutes after I leave, and then let Banggeng take action." After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, he threw down the two dollars and left. After Yi Zhonghai returned home, he did not sleep, but turned out the lights and stood up his ears quietly. Waiting.
"Mom, are you really going to let the stick smash the glass of Xu Damao's house? Xu Damao has built a wall. It's not easy to smash it." Qin Huairu said.
"If you don't want to smash it, you have to smash it. If you don't smash it, how can I feel so bad in my heart." Jia Zhang said bitterly.
Among these beasts, who hates Xu Damao the most is definitely Jia Zhang.
Xu Damao kicked Silly Zhu out of the kitchen, which caused Jia Zhang's living standard to plummet, and even ruined all the money Jia Zhang had saved over the years. How could Jia Zhang not hate Xu Damao?
Xu Damao also instigated Liu Haizhong to knock Jia Zhang out, the pain was unforgettable;
What made Ms. Jia Zhang hate her the most was that Xu Damao called her his nemesis, which meant poking Ms. Jia Zhang’s lungs.
Jia Zhang's hatred for Xu Damao is difficult to cleanse even if it is poured out by the water of three rivers.
Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't wait to peel off Xu Damao's skin, convulse him, and cut his body into thousands of pieces. Now that Yi Zhongshang came to the house and paid Bang Gang to smash the glass of Xu Damao's house, Mrs. Jia Zhang of course had to let Bang Gang vent her anger for her.
"Wake up Banggeng later." Jia Zhang said bitterly.
Qin Huairu nodded.
Qin Huairu's hatred for Xu Damao was not much less than that of the Jia Zhang family. Xu Damao alone made Qin Huairu's hard-earned money full in one night. Every time he thought of this, Qin Huairu's heart ached. Many nights, Qin Huairu felt He woke up crying. As soon as Xu Damao was mentioned, Qin Huairu wanted to bite Xu Damao to death.
Jia Zhangshi, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai were waiting silently. Yi Zhonghai thought he was doing it secretly, but he didn't know that his behavior had already fallen into Liu Guangtian's eyes.
When Liu Haizhong's family moved to the middle courtyard, it was particularly easy to spy on Jia's family and Yi Zhonghai's family. This was one of the reasons why Xu Damao wanted to change houses with Liu Haizhong. Xu Damao certainly took advantage of this innate condition.Xu Damao asked the brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu to work in two shifts and monitor Yi Zhonghai's and Qin Huairu's families at all times. The price Xu Damao paid was only [-] cents per person per day.
For Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, this is just a matter of losing a little sleep. Besides, they take turns and they don't stay up all night. If they miss sleep, they can make up for it during the day. The most important thing is that they can still get [-] cents. Why not?
Xu Damao's original intention was to let Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu keep an eye on Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, and wait for Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu to go to the cellar to catch the rape on the spot. Unexpectedly, Yi Zhonghai was accidentally spied into Jia Zhang's house.
When Liu Guangtian saw Yi Zhonghai sneaking into Jia's house, he also quietly went out. He squatted under the window of Jia's house and listened to the corner, and easily learned Yi Zhonghai's plan.
After Liu Guangtian learned all this, he immediately returned home and woke up Liu Guangfu to continue monitoring the Yi family and the Jia family. After Yi Zhonghai came out of the Jia family, Liu Guangtian went to report to Xu Damao.
Xu Damao's five senses are now extremely sharp. When Liu Guangtian's knocking on the door rang with a specific pattern, Xu Damao woke up, then quietly opened the door and let Liu Guangtian in.
"Brother Damao, Yi Zhonghai just went to Jia's house and paid two yuan to let Banggeng break the glass of your house in 15 minutes." Liu Guangtian said quickly.
"Well done! Call Liu Guangfu here now and help me testify later." Xu Damao patted Liu Guangtian on the shoulder and gave Liu Guangtian [-] cents as a reward for his dedication.
Liu Guangtian was not polite, went home immediately, and quietly called Liu Guangfu.After Xu Damao brought the two people into the courtyard, he kept the door ajar, and then stood in the courtyard waiting for them.
After a while, there was a rustling sound of footsteps.
"Damn Xu Damao, I asked you to beat me in school. I'm here to take revenge." Banggeng muttered as he picked up the brick and smashed it according to the direction of Xu Damao's window in his memory.
It has to be said that Bangge is very talented in stealing chickens and dogs. With just one blow, Bangge accurately hit the glass on the window of Xu Damao's house.
Seeing that Banggeng had succeeded, he turned around and ran away.
Bangge is fast, Xu Damao is even faster.
Bangge had just taken two steps when he felt wind blowing from the back of his head.
With a "Bang~" sound, Xu Damao kicked Banggeng hard on the back with his big foot, until Banggeng was chewed up.
Before Banggeng could cry, Xu Damao shouted: "Catch the thief, there is a thief in the courtyard."
After Xu Damao shouted, he punched and kicked Banggeng. Xu Damao shouted while beating Banggeng, directly suppressing Banggeng's cries.
Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were not idle either. When they saw Xu Damao taking action, they followed suit and kicked the stick that was lying on the ground.
Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai, who were hiding at home and listened to the news, knew something was wrong as soon as they heard the sound coming from the backyard, and immediately ran to the backyard in a hurry.
As soon as the three of them entered the backyard, they saw Chang Wei beating Laifu, no, Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were beating the stick, making the stick cry for father and mother, especially Xu Damao, who kicked the stick in three directions.
"Stop, don't fight anymore." When Qin Huairu saw Banggeng being beaten, she immediately shouted, rushed forward, pushed Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu away, and protected Banggeng behind her.
"If you dare to hit me, Jin Sun, I will fight for you." As Jia Zhang said, she made a savage charge like a wild boar and rushed towards Xu Damao.
(End of this chapter)
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