Big Fat Lizi is very worried about you and wants to help you become stronger.

Chapter 262 No cat can escape a slap on the butt

"Don't be careful, because he must be the one running away." After hearing this, Li Li shook his big head and said: "As long as the other party is not a god-transforming demon, this cat may not be afraid of him. Even if he is a god-transforming demon? I can also find someone to deal with him.”

Are you kidding me? He is a majestic super cat. Would he still run away after seeing a little guy like this?
What kind of cat does the ghost lady think he is?

"Really? That Fat Cat, you are really awesome." Upon hearing this, Wu Xiaohui rubbed Li Li's head noncommittally and said, "You have to be more careful or there is nothing wrong."

"Yes, Mimi, although you are very strong, you can't underestimate others, otherwise you will suffer." Liu Yun agreed, although he didn't know where Mimi got her confidence? would say something like this.

But the other guys are not dead, Mimi had better be cautious.

"I know, I must first understand the opponent's strength before taking action." Li Li replied, who cares? When the enemy is discovered, sneak attack first, and then sneak attack again.

What about a guy who can't even deal with a sneak attack? Then you definitely have to shake people up.

"That's right." Wu Xiaohui said with a smile, and suddenly she put her face on Li Li's belly and sniffed: "Xiaoyun, come here and smell it. Is there the smell of rouge and gouache on the fat cat's belly?"

"Oh? It does seem to be a little bit." After hearing this, Liu Yun smelled it and nodded and said: "It has the same rouge smell as last time. It seems that Mimi came from a certain sister who did not want to be named. of."

"Okay, Mimi, if you have figured it out? You can tell your sister at any time, and she will prepare a big cat nest for you." Liu Yun said with a smile.

"Meow meow~"

"I was just wondering why Fatty Cat didn't smell right when he came in. It turned out that he was playing with other young ladies." Wu Xiaohui pinched Li Li's round face and said, "Does Mr. Li know that you are flirting with others like this? ?”

"Oh." When Li Li heard this, he followed Liu Yun to the sofa with small steps.

"This shows that he is still not attentive enough. You should go to sister to take a bath in the future." Liu Yun rubbed Li Li's big head and said, then took out the comb from his pocket: "Let's go! Mimi. Sister will comb your hair. You The hair is all tangled. It’s easy for things to stick when you go out.”

"Yes, you have a point." Liu Yun smiled and patted Li Li's big head and said, "Okay, let me comb your hair. You bad guy, go to Lele's place and hurry up." Go, or it will rain again later."

"I got it, I'm going to leave now. Goodbye, sisters." Li Li got up from the sofa and shook his hair. He jumped out of the window.

"Yes, young lady is really sharp, and you discovered it all at once." Li Li nodded his head and said, "This is washed by another of my meal tickets for me, how about it? Isn’t his craft pretty good, young lady?”

"You can't blame me. I've been very busy lately, okay? And it's holiday soon, so she's also preparing for the exam, right? I don't want to disturb her." Li Li rolled his eyes after hearing this. He said confidently.

Now that I've become a super cat, I can't crawl? Then he has really regressed.

"Of course the poop shoveler knows, but what does this cat do? There is no need to ask for his consent." Li Li, who pried off Wu Xiaohui's hand with his paws, said confidently: "This cat is a cat that yearns for freedom, a cat that is not bound by people. Delusion. Manipulation of this cat will result in consequences.”

"No, this cat is not that fragile. I can still bear this little pain." When asked, Li Li shook his big head. It turned out that he was an ordinary cat who could climb the twelfth floor.

"Hmm, if this cat wants to live here? I'll definitely tell you." Li Li replied, looking at the darkening sky and said: "Has sister combed her hair? I have to go to Lele's place. As I sat down, it seemed like a long time since this cat passed by.”

How cold will it be in winter? I'm afraid that the door will be blocked by snow as soon as I wake up in the morning.

"Do you still know Lele? I thought you had forgotten her." Liu Yun, who was combing Li Li's hair, said angrily: "Other girls have come to look for you several times, but you are not here. You What a heartless person.”

"Okay, okay, it's like we care about you." Liu Yun patted Li Li's butt angrily and said, "You fat guy has taken a shower, right? I remember you weren't like this." "

"That's right, that's right, but why didn't he comb your hair? Your hair is knotted in some places." Liu Yun said as he pulled Li Li's back with his hand.

"Really? Maybe he didn't pay attention." Li Li curled his lips and said, the guy went to please Xiao Sanhua after taking a bath without combing his hair. He was so disappointed.

"Mimi, winter is coming soon. Do you still plan to go around? Do you want to stay at my sister's place? Otherwise, you will not be able to bear the cold wind howling all day long if you stay in the attic."

What does it mean to have no conscience? He is doing this for the other person's good.

Liu Yun, who was combing Li Li's back with a comb, said. She heard from Sister Xiaohui that Mimi and his shit shovel lived in an attic on the top floor.

"This fat guy is really busy." Wu Xiaohui couldn't help but say after seeing him.

This greedy cat goes to other people's houses every day to get food, no wonder he is busy.

"Yes, that's what he is like." Liu Yun shrugged.

Just be busy, otherwise how would Mimi get so many meal tickets?
"This weather is really weird. It's almost winter, why is it raining so heavily?" Li Li muttered in confusion as he stepped on the wet puddles. In a few steps, he disappeared into the bushes, and when he reappeared, he was at the other end.

The streets on the rainy day were deserted when Li Li arrived at the residential building. I have never seen many people.

So much so that he didn't hide his figure or be blocked.

"Hey! Isn't this our cute big-faced cat? Why are you free to come over and play today? Do you miss your uncle?"

As soon as Li Li pressed the doorbell, a burly body blocked the light. Appeared in Li Li's field of vision, and then the burly figure made a sound of joy.

Li Li was arrested by the other party.

"Honey, the big-faced cat is here. Hurry up and add a steak and two eggs." Brother Qiang hugged Li Li and shouted happily towards the kitchen.

"Oh, the scumbag cat is here? Does this little villain even know he's here? How long has it been since you last seen him?" The woman who was busy in the kitchen heard this and replied angrily.

After this scumbag cat was exposed on the Internet, she hadn't seen him much. She thought that the explosive cat would never come.

"My wife, the big-faced cat you mentioned just wants to eat. How does he know what a scumbag is?" Brother Qiang rubbed Li Li's big head and said, "Isn't that right? Big-faced cat."

What's wrong with the big-faced cat? He just wanted to eat, so what's wrong with that?

"Meow meow~ (Yes, yes, the mother who gave birth to me, the one who knows me? The eldest brother.)" After hearing this, Li Li nodded repeatedly in agreement. Yes, that's what it meant. He just wanted to eat. He never said that he was a stray cat, okay? That's what those guys think.

"Honey, if you see the big-faced cat is nodding, I will say that the big-faced cat is a good and considerate cat." Brother Qiang couldn't help but said happily when he saw this.

"Yes, you are happier to see the cat than your own wife. I see you and I are not that happy." The woman who came out of the kitchen said angrily: "Why don't you go to the refrigerator and take out the steak? Are you going to feed this little scumbag and wait for me to come?"

"That's impossible. I just told my wife." Brother Qiang smiled and put Li Li down and said, "Big-faced cat, wait for me here. I'll defrost the steak and then come back." , remember not to run away, or you won’t have anything to eat later.”

"Meow meow~ (I know this, I will be waiting here. Brother, just go ahead with peace of mind.)" Li Li nodded seriously, then sat down next to the sofa with his paws in his hands.

After Brother Qiang saw it, he felt relieved and went to the refrigerator to get the steak to defrost.

"Little scumbag, where have you been recently? Why have you gained weight again?" Brother Qiang had just left when a woman with a somewhat unforgiving mouth came over.

She looked at Li Li and was stunned for a moment, then confirmed again and again and said.

I haven’t seen this cat for a while. Why has he gained so much weight?
"Meow meow~ (I'm not fat at all, I just took a shower and it looks a little fluffy, okay?)" Li Li said helplessly after hearing this. Sure enough, you can't take a shower randomly. After taking a bath, I was always told that I was fat.

"Honey, don't say he's fat in front of the kitten, otherwise the kitten will be sad when he hears it. Then it will be bad if he doesn't eat." Brother Qiang, who had taken out the steak to defrost, heard this and ran over immediately and said .

He didn't forget to squat down and touch Li Li's big head to comfort him: "Big-faced cat, you are not fat at all, just a little cute."

"You might as well marry this scumbag cat as your wife." The woman couldn't help but said with black lines on her face after seeing it. This guy had never coaxed her so softly.

But now he does this to a cat.

"You can't say that. Wife, why are you jealous of the big-faced cat? The big-faced cat is just a child. Why do you care about the child?" Hearing this, Brother Qiang quickly stood up and coaxed: "Look at the big-faced cat. How cute is the cat? Just like a fat guy, I treat him like a child."

"Wife, of course your status in my heart is higher than his."

"So how tall is it?" the woman asked with her hands on her hips.

"So much taller." Brother Qiang said and stretched out his hand to indicate the heights of Li Li and his wife.

"Are you just trying to measure your height?" Seeing this, the woman said angrily.

Comparing her height with a cat, the other person is really good at comparing her height.

"Isn't it difficult to make a comparison? It can only be a rough comparison?" Brother Qiang scratched his head and said awkwardly: "After all, you also know that I have a stupid mouth and can't speak."

"You have a stupid mouth. You are not stupid at all. When you coax me, you do the same thing. You never coaxed me like this when we were together." The woman sneered.

Look, what did you just say to Scumbag Cat? Are you stupid?

"Uh..." Brother Qiang couldn't help but break into a cold sweat after hearing this. When he was thinking about how to quibble?
Suddenly, the sound of a key being pushed into the keyhole came from the closed door. An idea flashed through his head and he said, "Lele is back. I'll open the door for her."

"Open the door, my daughter has the key. You always pretend to be deaf and dumb when I ask you." The woman said angrily, and Brother Qiang hurriedly opened the door after hearing this.

"Huh? Dad, are you coming back so early today?" Lele, who opened the door, was stunned when he saw the burly figure in front of him.

Dad usually comes home very late, why come back so early today?
"Yes, and not only am I back. The big-faced cat is also here today." Brother Qiang nodded and said.

Lele's face showed a look of joy: "What! Did the big-faced cat come to find me? Where is he now?"

"Sit in the living room, your mother is with him." Brother Qiang pointed behind him and said.

"That's great." Lele said, throwing off her shoes and heading straight to the living room: "Big-faced cat, I'm back. You're not in a hurry, are you?"

"This scumbag cat has just arrived, and he didn't wait long." The woman who was squeezing Li Li's fat face said, "You put your schoolbag in first, change your clothes, and then look at this scumbag cat. He has been waiting for a while to eat. He won’t run away for a while.”

"Oh." The excited Lele nodded when he heard the words, and waved to Li Li: "Big-faced cat, I'm going to put down my schoolbag and change clothes before I come to play with you. You wait here first. Me for a moment."

"Meow meow~ (Oh, go ahead. Go ahead.)" Li Li nodded his big head, and Lele walked away with broken steps.

"Okay, you fat guy, just stay here. I'm going to continue cooking." Le Mu said after seeing it, and she took her hand back.

Don't tell me that this fat guy feels really good, but he's just too scumbag. Otherwise, it's a really good cat.

"Meow meow~ (Go ahead, go ahead, this cat will take care of itself and won't let itself get hungry.)" Li Li muttered as he looked at Lele's mother leaving, then took small steps to Lele's room. He stretched out his paw and patted it, and Lele's voice came from inside:
"What's wrong? Mom. Is it you knocking on my door? I'm still changing my clothes. I won't come out so soon. You can take care of the big-faced cat first."

"Meow meow~ (It's so slow.)" Li Li rolled his eyes when he heard this, and sat down at the door to wait for the other party to come out.

Although he is a cat now, the other person is still a human after all. And she's still a girl.

"What are you doing here, big-faced cat? Lele will be out soon. Come and sit here. Don't stay at the door." As soon as Li Li finished muttering, Brother Qiang came over. She carried him to the sofa and patted Li Li's lower body rhythmically with both hands: "How are you? Big-faced cat. Are you comfortable? I've seen other cats always like this."

"Meow meow~ (It's comfortable, but a little weird.)" Li Li, who was being photographed, muttered. There was indeed something in the picture. But the posture seems a bit inelegant. What if I change the posture? I believe it will be much better.

"Dad, what are you filming? Why is the sound so loud?" After a few minutes of filming, Lele's door opened. Lele, who came out, looked at the living room and asked curiously.

"I'm patting the big-faced cat's butt. He really likes it. You can hear him snoring." Brother Qiang said with a smile as he stroked down Li Li's back.

This trick works well for kittens. These kittens love having their butts patted. Some even slap their buttocks, the higher they stick out.

"I heard it, but Dad, are your hands too heavy?" Lele listened and found a sound like a motorcycle engine. But is it really okay if dad shoots it really hard?
(End of this chapter)