Chapter 264 This cat will stare at you
"Lili, why are you here?" Li Hao said in shock when he came back to his senses.

"When I was passing by, I happened to see a familiar car parked here, so I came over to take a look." Li Li, who had his face pressed against the window, said, looking at the car and said, "You heartless man, aren't you?" Are you betraying the ghost girl? Why are you alone and alone?"

In the past, the single person who shoveled shit was just single, and he was too lazy to care about the other person, but it was different now. He introduced the other person to a marriage.

The other party can't mess around with others outside.

"Li Li, what nonsense are you talking about? Am I such a person?" Li Hao said with black lines on his head after hearing this.

Does he look so much like a scumbag? Those who didn’t know better thought he was riding on several boats.

"What's wrong with Hao? Who are you talking to?" Sister Li on the side asked in confusion after seeing it.

"Oh? I'm talking to Li Li." Li Hao, who was asked, rolled up the car window, revealing Li Li lying on the window and said, "He came to pick me up."

"Really? Then he is so smart." Seeing this scene, Sister Li smiled and stretched out her hand towards Li Li: "Can you give him a hug? I heard good things about him on the Internet. Soft and well-behaved.”

This fat raccoon boy is a big internet celebrity. Many people who have hugged him say that he feels extremely soft to the touch.

"No problem, I'll just hold him for a moment and promise to let go later." After hearing this, Sister Li nodded and took Li Li. Suddenly his arms sank, and a labored expression appeared on his face: "What does Ah Hao give him to eat every day? Why is he so heavy? Oh my god."

"That's what they say on the Internet. Ah Hao, you can see the interviewee in the online interview video," Sister Li replied.

"Okay. It looks like Fat Li Zi absorbed it very well." Sister Li felt dumbfounded when she heard this, and touched Li Li's big head: "But don't tell me, Fat Li Zi's body is really soft."

Although he once thought that the other party could save the shit shovel from struggling for thirty years, it was not the past after all. After all, we can't go back to the past, so we can't be so intimate with each other.

"We have to see if Lili is willing to do this? If he is not willing, I can't do anything." After hearing this, Li Hao raised Lili and said, "What did Lili say? Sister Li wants to give you a hug. , will you give me a hug?"

"Um, Sister Li, where did you hear this?" Li Hao, who took Li Li, said he was a little confused. Where did you hear the gossip?
"That's right, you can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. Don't spread rumors like this, or I will sue you at the Animal Protection Association." Li Li, who was being held by Li Hao, also agreed.

"Well, I just ate some canned cat food and nothing else." After hearing this, Li Hao looked at Li Li and replied.

Last time, Fat Li Zi had not yet become famous. She didn't touch it and regretted it for a long time. Now that she happened to meet it, she couldn't miss this opportunity.

"Speaking of Li Li, why are you still hanging out on a rainy day? Shouldn't you have come home earlier?" Li Hao, who was walking upstairs with Li Li in his arms, asked, somewhat confused.

"Okay, okay." Li Hao replied and handed Li Li to Sister Li: "Sister Li, Li Li promised to hug you, but you can only hold him for a while. Don't hold him for too long. "

"Yeah." Sister Li nodded after hearing this. Looking at Li Li who was taken away by Li Hao, she couldn't help but smile: "What a cute big fat cat. No wonder Ahao goes home on time every day." Hurry.”

"Slander, this is a rumor. This has had a serious impact on this cat's reputation. Which bastard said this?" Li Li couldn't help but curse after hearing this.

In order to avoid misunderstanding from other ladies who specially brought food.

"Yes." Li Hao nodded and replied, and saw that Li Li was a little impatient as he was being jerked off:
"Okay, you've been holding me for so long, isn't it time to let go?"

He really feeds these all day long and nothing else? As for what Lili ate outside, he didn't know much about it.

She had thought that a cat might weigh more than ten kilograms, and she also thought that it might weigh more than twenty kilograms, but she never expected that it would be so heavy to hold.

Is he so realistic? Who is smearing his reputation behind his back?
"Calm down Li Li, let's talk about it after we go back, okay?" Seeing Li Li dancing around with anger, Li Hao quickly comforted him. By the way, he said goodbye to Sister Li: "Sister Li, I'm leaving first. You also saw that Lili is a little angry now."

"I know, what this bad guy likes most is for others to bring him food, right? If there is no food, he is very realistic." Sister Li heard this and handed Li Li to Li Hao with a smile.

"Sister Li, you think it's almost done. Can you give me Lili? He doesn't like to be in other people's arms." After hearing this, Li Hao tried to ask.

He is a principled cat, and he would not hug the other person if it were not because he and the shit-sweeper were superiors and subordinates.

"Just give her a hug, but only for a while. We have to go back after the hug. This cat has something important to tell you, so we can't linger here any longer." Li Li, who was being lifted up, said.

"Of course I'm going to do something very important. Otherwise, do you think this cat is willing to run around on a rainy day?" Li Li, who was being hugged, said angrily: "I'm really worried about this matter. Do you think it's the same as you?" Don’t you have to do anything?”

"What on earth is that?" Li Hao was stunned when he heard this.

He has listened to Lili talking for so long, but he still hasn't figured out what is going on?
"Do you know about the plane invasion? Our world is about to encounter a plane invasion. This cat is busy with this matter now." Li Li said, jumping from Li Hao's arms to his shoulders.

"Plane invasion? Lili, are you kidding me? Today is not April Fool's Day." After hearing this, Li Hao subconsciously felt that it was impossible.

What plane invades? This must be Lili playing a joke on him, right?
"Do you think I'm joking with you? And I'm teasing you about this kind of thing. Do you think this cat is so boring and childish?" Li Li rolled his eyes after hearing this and said, "Actually, it's not really true. Plane invasion, because our world was originally connected to the other world, but it was sealed. Now that the seal is about to dissipate, guys from the other world will come to our world. "

"Then...what do I need to do? For example, go home right away." Li Hao was so anxious that he stuttered after hearing this. Plane invasion is not a good thing.

He has to go back to his hometown right away, right? Otherwise, when chaos breaks out, who will protect his family?
"What can you do when you go back to your hometown? You can't do anything back home. It's better to improve your strength with peace of mind. This way, you can still cope with danger when it arrives." Li Li patted Li Li who reacted a little too much. Hao said: "In order to give you the ability to cope with this incident, this cat decided to take out the evolutionary original solution that I have treasured for a long time and give it to you."

"In this way, you can quickly improve your strength. Even if you encounter a demon, you will still be able to fight, at least you will not be killed directly."

"Evolution liquid?" Li Hao was stunned after hearing this: "This name seems familiar. Have I drank it before?"

"Of course, because what you drank originally was the evolution potion, which is the diluted evolution potion." Li Li nodded and said, "The reason why I didn't give you the evolution potion at the beginning was because I was worried that you wouldn't be able to handle it. After all, the evolution potion After you drink it, it almost hurts you to death."

"Indeed." Li Hao agreed, and then said with some fear: "Then it won't hurt as much as last time, right?"

Speaking of the last time, he was still a little shadowed, and the huge pain seemed to tear him in half.

"No, you are not as weak as last time. This time it will only hurt slightly, but it won't kill you like last time."

"Who made you so weak? If you want to become stronger, of course you have to suffer a little." Li Li said.

The medicinal power of the evolution liquid is very barbaric. What if your physical fitness is not very good? It is normal to feel severe pain after drinking it.

"Well, I hope you didn't lie to me, Li Li." Li Hao muttered quietly, half-believing what Li Li said.

The other person said it hurt a little, which made him panic a little. But in order to have the power to protect his family, he decided to take the risk.

"I have nothing to do with lying to you. It's not fun to lie to you." Li Li heard this, patted Li Hao on the shoulder and said: "By the way, I forgot to tell you that the invaders this time are demons. They look like They are almost the same as humans, but they have a pair of horns, and some are covered with long hair, and some are covered with scales.”

"The stronger the guy in their clan, the bigger the horns. You have to pay attention when the time comes."

"Demons? Isn't this only found in games and novels? How come there really is such a thing?" Li Hao was a little surprised after hearing this.

"Isn't this normal? Everything has a prototype. Since it can be passed down? It proves that it existed." Li Li said, patting Li Hao with his paws and urging: "Okay, don't worry about these things. Go upstairs quickly. , I will give you the evolution liquid, you can take it yourself." "Oh." Li Hao nodded and couldn't help but speed up the stairs. Soon he came upstairs and opened the door.

"Xiao Li is coming back so early today?" Mother Yuan, who was watching TV in the living room, said hello after seeing her.

"Yes, it rained today. A colleague sent me back, auntie." Li Hao replied with a smile.

"That's good. You'll save yourself from the rain. Come up quickly." Mother Yuan looked at Li Hao who was holding the bag and said.

"Okay." Li Hao nodded and walked upstairs.

"Auntie is a little strange today. She didn't let you sit for a while." Li Li, who was lying on Li Hao's shoulder, suddenly said.

Not sure if it was his imagination, but he felt that Mother Yuan was a little weird today. The other party used to be quite enthusiastic about shoveling shit, but why does it seem to have subsided a lot today?
"Maybe you are concentrating on watching TV." After hearing this, Li Hao said casually and opened the door: "Lili, you can give me the evolution liquid now. I am ready to receive this A force.”

"When you're ready, you're ready. Why are you making such a loud noise? I don't want you to swear anything." After hearing Li Hao's words, Li Li muttered angrily, then took out the evolution liquid and handed it to Li Hao: "Remember to drop by drop. Drink, don’t drink too much, or if something happens, don’t blame me for not warning you.”

"I will, Lili." Li Hao said seriously after taking the evolution liquid.

"That's good, you can take it slowly while you're on it. I'll go down and eat something first," said Li Li, who let go of his tail and jumped down from Li Hao's shoulder.

"Um, where are you going, little sister?" Li Hao, who was holding the evolution liquid, couldn't help but be stunned.

"Yes, where else would we go? See how nice this cat is to you? Knowing that my family is poor, he would go to someone else's house to eat and then come back."

"With your meager income? One of us is destined to starve to death. So you have to work hard, you know?" Li Li, who was floating up, patted Li Hao on the shoulder and encouraged him.

"Yeah." Li Hao was very moved when he heard this. He subconsciously nodded his head, but then he felt something was wrong: "Liuli, are you just greedy? And it's not like I can't support you with my salary. The two of us simply can't support you, right?"

With that said, Li Hao raised his head. Then he discovered that Li Li had run away.

He couldn't help but sigh, this bad cat Lili had deceived him into not wanting anything he didn't want.

"By the way, did our live broadcast style change when the anchor was here?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be stunned when they saw Yuan Ni's afterimage with a palm.

And he was not the first one to be shocked. The water friends who came in earlier than him spoke one after another:
"I don't know. Maybe our anchor wants to do some extra work? But don't tell me that the anchor is usually weak and weak, but I didn't expect that he is also a practitioner."

"Who says it's not the case? I always thought that the anchor couldn't even unscrew the bottle cap. Now that I look at it, not only can he unscrew the bottle cap, but he can probably even unscrew the cap on my head."

"That's right, the anchor is awesome. I just don't know if the anchor will accept disciples. I think I can learn a few tricks to defend myself."

"+1"

"+1"

Other water friends in the live broadcast room agreed and followed suit.

"Huh! Isn't this practice as tiring as you imagined? It seems that I still have some talent." While the water friends were talking, Yuan Ni let out a long breath of white air after finishing the exercise.

She thought that practicing "Prajna Palm" would be difficult, but after practicing it, she found that it was just like that.

In this way, she will become a martial arts master in a few days.

"Well, this has nothing to do with talent. The main thing is that the content is imprinted in the mind. If you still can't practice it? There is something wrong with your brain." After hearing this, Li Li, who came in, couldn't help but said in a daze.

Yuan Ni, who has absorbed the light group, is like a person who knows the answer to the test. If he can't practice it, he really doesn't know how to teach it.

"Ah? Maomao, when did you come in?" Yuan Ni was startled when he suddenly heard Li Li's voice.

"Right now, didn't you hear the sound of my cat pushing the door open?" Li Li said as he walked in, and ran to the box to rummage through the cans.

"No, I was practicing and didn't hear any movement at all." Yuan Ni walked up to Li Li, took the can, and opened it.

She practices very attentively, okay? He didn't care about the surrounding area at all.

"Like this? That's a good thing. It shows that you are very dedicated in practicing. Keep working hard." Li Li nodded and looked at Yuan Ni who put down the can. Then he looked at the barrage flying all over the screen and said, "By the way, are you planning to live broadcast your practice? Will anyone watch this?"

Practicing live broadcasts is a novelty, but the question is, will my water friends be willing to watch it?

"I don't know, it's just water anyway. If they are willing to watch and learn? I can also teach them, but I can only teach them the tricks. I can't teach the method of vomiting and breathing, don't worry Maomao. " Yuan Ni, who was asked, walked back to the computer and found that the number of people in the live broadcast room did not increase but decreased.

They were all here for her to practice kung fu, and all of them were labeled "apprenticeship".

"It seems that the effect of your live broadcast of your practice is good, little sister." Li Li, who jumped on the chair with a can in his mouth, said after seeing it.

"It's not bad, but I guess it's just a novelty." Yuan Ni looked at the barrage and muttered, how could there be so many people who like to learn martial arts? Most of them just come here to join in the fun.

If not? If she practices a few more times, she will probably be able to run almost as fast as she can.

"We don't rule out this possibility. So, little sister, what will you say next? Should you continue practicing or live broadcast some normal content?" Li Li asked.

"Of course I continue to practice, knowing that there will be an invasion of the plane soon. How can I have free time to broadcast anything else?" Yuan Ni said, picking up the microphone: "Good evening everyone, welcome to the live broadcast room, but We won’t play mini games tonight.”

"The anchor wants to practice Qigong. If everyone is interested? You can follow him and learn from it. Not to mention picking flowers and flying leaves like those on TV can hurt people. But there is still no problem in keeping fit."

"Learn, learn, learn. I like learning martial arts the most."

"Yes, yes, host, please hurry up and teach me? I can't wait any longer."

"That's right, what does the anchor teach? What do we learn?" After hearing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room posted comments one by one.

"Are these guys trying to learn martial arts? Bah! A bunch of old perverts." Li Li rolled his eyes after seeing them. She said to Yuan Ni, who looked slim in tight clothes: "Sister, you'd better wear long-sleeved sportswear when practicing martial arts, so as not to catch a cold after finishing the exercise."

"Really? Then I'm going to change clothes." After hearing this, Yuan Ni immediately went to get the spring sports suit.

(End of this chapter)

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