China Entertainment: I really don’t want to live with the queen.

Chapter 226 The slug laughed at the slug, but I got beaten?

Xu Chen felt warm in his heart.

Who can refuse the majestic and domineering, 174, legs from the neck down, Yu Jie’s preference and pampering? Xu Chen would say that Brigitte Lin’s [Eastern Invincible] is not majestic and domineering enough.

In the ranking list of true royal sisters in the entertainment industry, Feifei deserves to be number one.

In front of the princess, Xu Chen couldn't let go of his little puppy persona, so he let the princess lead her away with an innocent smile on his lips. As a result, he tilted his head...

Comrade Xiao Gao stared at him with his bright eyes, looking very strange.

Comrade Xiao Xu is always a cool guy in front of Comrade Xiao Gao. How come he looks like this in front of Ms. Wang!

The little girl couldn't hide her thoughts, her eyes were suspicious, and she carefully studied Xu Chen's condition.

Xu Chen seamlessly switched to the character of "Aloof Male God" in an instant.

He coughed twice and stared coldly at the little licking dog~

The little girl retracted her gaze, quietly spitting out her sweet tongue, revealing two shallow dimples at the corners of her mouth...

She uncovered Comrade Xu’s big secret!

In the relationship between Gao Yuanyuan and Xu Chen, Xu Chen always PUAed her.

She has a stubborn personality and a spirit of resistance. If she dares to let her mother treat her as her daughter, she dares to let Comrade Xiao Xu lick her.

"What are you two doing?" The princess held hands with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's girlfriend.

He glanced at Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan, snorted slightly, a little willful and cute, and said coldly: "Xu Chen, look at me!"

Sweat~

Xu Chen stared at Fei Bao affectionately again.

The princess was very pleased with the little puppy's [sensibleness]. She gently rubbed the soft flesh of Xu Chen's palm with her fingertips, and smiled with her red lips pouting: "So good~"

"Hum╭(╯^╰)╮" Comrade Xiao Gao hummed heavily through his nose.

As a result, the cinema was filled with smoke. I suddenly choked, my cheeks turned red, and I coughed twice in discomfort.

Throwing away the princess's hand, the little girl jumped up to Xu Chen, with her back pouted and her hands behind her back, imitating an elegant woman's speech: "Xiao Xu, I know all your secrets!"

Xiao Gao! You deserve a beating!

"You are the smartest, filming..."

Xu Chen's [cold male god] was instantly shattered in the little girl's eyes [I had already understood your plot]. It's over. My little licking dog has [PUA resistance].

"I'm filming seriously." The little girl's fair nose nuzzled.

Mrs. Wang can do it, and so can she. She takes the initiative to hold Xu Chen's hand, interlocking with his fingers, and leads Xu Chen forward domineeringly.

Xu Chen's expression was subtle. The little girl was holding him, and he was holding his concubine. This ecological chain was so weird!

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The movie "Titanic" is very popular.

As the most classic work of the world's film master Cameron, as soon as the picture appeared, it instantly captured the eyes of Feifei and Yuanyuan, and the two women, one big and one small, stared at the big movie screen.

After a while, the two women were in the same posture, with their legs curled up in the seats, one on the left and the other on Xu Chen's shoulders, the most classic posture of a boyfriend and girlfriend watching a movie.

Xu Chen has no interest in movies. He has watched this movie dozens of times. At most, he paid attention to the most beautiful man in the world, DiCaprio. Xu Chen has to say that his appearance is not inferior to mine!

The two women were busy watching a movie, and Xu Chen was busy serving them, feeding Concubine some popcorn, and Yuanyuan a mouthful of Arctic Ocean.

Fortunately, the movie soon reached the tragic scene, and Xu Chen was freed. His arms were tightly wrapped around Feifei and Yuanyuan.

Xu Chen was happy and distressed at the same time. After all, his arms felt soft and elastic, and he couldn't suppress the rising corners of his mouth in distress~

[Titanic] A classic love movie, the story of the love between a rich girl and a poor boy named Jack.

The reason why it is called the foreign version [Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian] is because Rou Si has a fiancé, Jack, the kid [the mistress], who stole Rou Si's heart.

The love experience of the two is exactly the same as that of Xu Chen and the princess.

Xu Chen tilted his head and was addicted to the concubine in the movie.

The heroic eyebrows were slightly furrowed. The mighty and domineering Queen looked like a crab that had shed its hard shell. She looked weak and lacking love. Was her heart as confused and empty as the fleshy flesh~

Li Ao commented on the Princess [Foolish Woman], saying that the reason why she was aloof was because she had no ideas. In fact, the best way to avoid harm is to reject trouble at the root.

If you were not too sensitive, uneasy, and too smart, you would never have thought of this method!

Xu Chen gradually peeled off the onion of the "Princess's Heart". All he could give her was probably unreserved trust and cherishment.

"Look~" The princess often stays in Hong Kong.

When you are in a happy mood, your tone of voice will have a Hong Kong accent.

Feeding Xu Chen popcorn, he curled his legs in front of his chest and rested his head on Xu Chen's shoulder. He muttered in dissatisfaction: "This shredded pork is too stupid. If you like it, just go for it. The worst is to eat chaffy vegetables and starve to death." "

"You have such low requirements, just don't starve to death?" Xu Chen wanted to laugh. Both he and the princess had a very low desire for money.

It gives a very different impression.

"Is it very low?" Queen Qing Leng looked at the little puppy with squinted eyes.

Under the dim light, Xu Chen's side profile was charming. He controlled his desire to ruffle the puppy's hair and narrowed his eyes as he said, "It seems to be very low. I can eat glutinous rice, but you can't!"

Xu Chen thought of San Mao's classic saying and thought about it seriously: "If it's the concubine, I can actually eat very little."

The princess couldn't control herself now, she put her cheek close to Xu Chen's neck and rubbed it intimately, humming and saying: "So good~"

"Humph╭(╯^╰)╮" Gao Yuanyuan almost collapsed, how disgusting!

It's obviously a plot involving three people, but my role is so small!

He glanced at Xu Chen fiercely.

Bei Bingyang was fed to Xu Chen's mouth, and there were two shallow rows of teeth marks on the straw. Xu Chen slurred twice, and the little girl pretended not to notice.

Xu Chen drank the entire bottle and was about to speak.

Raising her head and belching muffledly, Gao Yuanyuan smiled in a cunning manner and muttered: "I told you not to miss me, I told you to only think about Ms. Wang. Oops, if only hiccups and missing me were the same physiological reactions."

"Be good~" Xu Chen kneaded Comrade Xiao Gao's soft palms.

The little girl pouted, a little unhappy, but her body was very honest, clinging to Xu Chen, just like a cold little white cat.

"So good~" Xu Chen lowered his head.

The tip of my nose was caressing the tip of the little girl's nose, and she felt a very strange feeling instantly...

What the hell! This balance is so weird!

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Cameron's movie, like DiCaprio's Oscar road, is bumpy and long.

at last!

When a large ship hits an iceberg, the classic saying goes: "The old and the children go first."

This plot is nonsense. The reality is that the rich people left first, and even the rich people locked the iron door of the cabin passage, in order to prevent the poor people from rushing out to snatch the lifeboat.

In fact, the poor people in the movie are all relatively poor. How can the real poor have the opportunity to board a big cruise ship and travel to the North Pole?

It is worth mentioning that there were eight Chinese people on the cruise ship. One of the Chinese people climbed on the wooden board and was rescued. The scene in the movie where the meat was rescued was based on him.

As a result, they were boycotted by Westerners who refused to allow them to enter the port and slandered and slandered them in newspapers. As a result, domestic newspapers indiscriminately echoed Western reports.

The Chinese people who won the prize were forced to hide their names and hide in Tibet.

Xu Chen watched the movie and was filled with resentment. Sooner or later, he will lead the Chinese music scene to conquer Europe and the United States, sing Chinese songs, and declare to the world: "Hua Liu is the most embarrassing!" 】

Next to him, two voices cried lightly.

The two slugs, the princess and Gao Yuanyuan, were crying profusely.

Comrade Xiao Gao raised his head and stared at Xu Chen without crying. Comrade Xiao Gao had always been "submissive". Lifting Xu Chen's arm, he bit down hard and hard, leaving two rows of clear teeth marks on Xu Chen's arm. He cried and said, "Xu Chen, hiccup~ will you save me?"

Before Xu Chen could answer, Gao Yuanyuan pouted her back and covered Xu Chen's lips with her soft palms.

With bright eyes, the little girl said very seriously: "I don't want you to save me, Comrade Xiao Xu, you have to live well and help me take care of my father and mother."

Xu Chen wanted to laugh but had to suppress it. If he dared to laugh at this time, the little girl would bite him to death. He nodded solemnly.

It can only be said that Comrade Xiao Gao has made progress, but not too much. Poetry is always on the girl's mind. Sometimes the oath of eternal love is more important than anything else.

Xu Chen nodded, and the little girl had tears in her eyes. She sat down for two seconds, pouted, and muttered pitifully and aggrievedly: "Comrade Xiao Xu, if I die, you and Ms. Wang should live a good life and don't miss me."

Before Xu Chen could say anything, the little girl cried harder and fell softly, her soul gone: "It's over, you want to have a good life with Ms. Wang..."

"puff!"

Xu Chen couldn't hold it back, Gao Yuanyuan cried too much, and accidentally, a slug appeared on the tip of her nose. She was instantly shocked, her face flushed, and her bright eyes widened.

Embarrassed!

And in front of Ms. Wang! The little girl's brain was shut down, and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, and her toes were pulled out of the three rooms and one living room.

"It's okay, it's okay~" Xu Chen suppressed a smile and helped the little girl wipe away the slugs.

He touched the little girl's head and said comfortingly: "What a big deal. Sister Fei and I are not strangers. How could we laugh at you? Right, Sister Fei, you wouldn't laugh at her, would you?"

Comrade Xiao Gao wants to beat Comrade Xiao Xu for the first time. If you don't do it, you will die!

I can't have this boyfriend anymore, but at this time, Comrade Xiao Gao is most concerned about whether his image in front of his love rival is... shattered!

Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan had a tacit understanding and stared at the princess.

The princess's unscrupulousness is in line with Xu Chen's.

He didn't give up any opportunity to bully the little girl. Even though he was crying, he still maintained his coolness and arrogance. He said in a mean tone: "How old are you? You still have a runny nose. It's not easy to control the runny nose..."

"Pfft~" Xu Chen chuckled.

What a tragedy. This woman's IQ has been reduced. She is so childish!

The princess insisted on laughing at Gao Yuanyuan and imitating her childishly, but now it was better, the slugs popped out from the tip of her nose.

Queen Qing Leng's body stiffened, and she was stunned for a moment. Then her cheeks were like a piece of white paper filtered twice from a crimson dye vat, and the tips of her fair ears were all crimson.

"Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮, how old are you and you still have a runny nose~"

Gao Yuanyuan cried and laughed, humming and imitating the accent of the princess, and chatting over tea: "It's not easy to control the runny nose~Ms. Wang, are you okay~"

Xu Chen could only hold a tissue and help his eldest girlfriend wipe it clean. He felt very heavy. The two fools sighed: "It's better now, fair, hey, concubine..."

"You are not allowed to speak!" The princess and Gao Yuanyuan stopped Xu Chen at the same time.

It's all your fault!

If you hadn't taken us to watch the movie, we wouldn't have cried. If we didn't cry, we wouldn't have... How could a beautiful woman have a runny nose!

This kind of logic that slides from the plane of the brain is something that both the princess and Gao Yuanyuan have learned by themselves.

Their eyes met, and for the first time there was a tacit understanding of sympathy for each other. They punched Xu Chen like raindrops, threatening and coquettishly, warning him not to tell anything.

Xu Chen solemnly swore twice. In order to ensure the importance of the oath, he staked Zhang Yadong's marriage and Leslie Cheung's happiness.

The two reluctant women finally let him go. Xu Chen slandered and complained: "29-year-old and 18-year-old women are both the same!"

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Xu Chen took the princess and Gao Yuanyuan on a trip.

The movie theater reporters were so dumbfounded that they were as stiff as lightning.

From the movie theater, the princess held Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan's hands in a powerful and domineering manner.

Until now, reporters are everywhere in the screening room.

Of course, photography and video recording are prohibited in the screening hall, especially for popular movies like "Titanic", which is strictly prohibited.

Therefore, reporters can only witness it with their own eyes.

Xu Chen and his two girls were flirting and having an intimate threesome. The reporter was in a thunderous state and his internal organs were dripping with "f*ck". The thunder was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Polygamy is illegal in our country, and traditional moral concepts make it difficult to accept the establishment of an intimate relationship between three or more people.

The newspaper criticized Xu Chen for treading two different lines. In addition to criticizing Xu Chen for his moral corruption, the most distressed ones were the princess and Gao Yuanyuan, who were deceived by Xu Chen.

According to normal logic, when a person has two girlfriends, he should hide them to avoid the two girls from bumping into each other. Normally, if they bump into each other, it will be like sparks hitting the earth.

result……

You damn Xu Chen! Lawless, unscrupulous, lawless maniac, it’s you!

The most bizarre thing is that both the princess and Gao Yuanyuan acquiesce in each other's existence!

The reporters were stunned. They never expected that the truth about [Xiao Sanmen] was so outrageous!

The movie isn't over yet.

Xu Chen was afraid of causing a disturbance, so he evacuated with the princess and Gao Yuanyuan midway. In the evening, he arranged a candlelight dinner for three people in the restaurant.

That's the standard. Xu Chen didn't dare to go too far. Intimate behavior was impossible for threesomes!

"Xu Chen, are you really in two different situations? What relationship do you have with the princess and Gao Yuanyuan?"

"Princess, what do you say to Xu Chen being in love with Gao Yuanyuan besides you? Can you accept the love of three people?"

"Gao Yuanyuan, what do you think of mistresses? Do you think that being together with Xu Chen constitutes mistress behavior?"

As soon as a few people arrived at the entrance of the cinema, a few scattered reporters rushed in front of them.

The sky is filled with scattered lights.

At this time, of course it was impossible for Xu Chen to hold hands with Gao Yuanyuan and the princess. Faced with the reporter's interview, he frowned and said: "Sister Fei and Yuanyuan are both the heroines of the new album MV. This time we went out to watch the movie as friends reminiscing about old times. My Love issues..."

Xu Chentian is shameless: "I focus on my career now!"

The reporter really wanted to give Xu Chen a slap in the face. You put your career first. You have two girlfriends. What a shameless thing!

There were few reporters at the entrance of the cinema and time was limited. Xu Chen kept his mouth tight and immediately targeted the princess.

"Well, I have a role in Xu Chen's album MV." The princess said calmly with a calm expression.

"Then... what do you think of the relationship between Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan?" The reporter was frightened, and the princess's face was expressionless and a bit fierce.

"...I'll just look at it this way." Princess Zhen turned around and looked at Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan.

Putting his hands in his pockets: "I see the same thing as you."

The reporter is like a stick in the throat. The princess and Xu Chen are both useless, leaving the youngest, ignorant Gao Yuanyuan, who must be easy to bully.

The reporter turned his gun and pointed it at Gao Yuanyuan.

Just when she was about to ask, Gao Yuanyuan blinked her eyes and said innocently: "I just turned 18 and my mother doesn't allow me to fall in love, and neither does Xu Chen."

What a fool, when you and Xu Chen were having sex with each other in the movie theater, why didn't you say that your mother didn't agree?

The reporter felt aggrieved for a moment. He was just fooling them, but the most important evidence was not taken.

Xu Chen didn't stay too long. He took the princess and Gao Yuanyuan to shoot the album MV tomorrow.

Several reporters looked at each other, and one of them punched the tree fiercely, feeling angry, annoyed and depressed: "Xu Chen must be in love with the princess and Gao Yuanyuan. It's such a big news, but no evidence was found. It's a pity that ”

"Although there is no substantial evidence, the photo of the princess holding Xu Chen and Gao Yuanyuan is enough." The reporter looked at Xu Chen's back with envy and jealousy. He is a role model for us!

Several reporters rushed away, and the [evidence] they took alone was enough for Xu Chen to drink!

(End of this chapter)