Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.

Chapter 145 Ancient Witchcraft

"Taoist Master, tell me, why did such an outrageous thing happen to me?"

Ma Hongyun burst into tears and said, "I usually don't do anything bad. How could this happen?"

For a man to be pregnant, this kind of thing is really ridiculous.

But if this appeared in Su Han's live broadcast room, fans actually thought it was quite reasonable.

Whoever grabbed the lucky bag didn't encounter something very ridiculous?

Otherwise, I won’t appear in the live broadcast room.

[White Rabbit Milk Candy]: "Brother, you are really unlucky. I finally know. I couldn't grab the Taoist Master's lucky bag, probably because I am not unlucky enough."

[Soaking wolfberries in boiling water]: "I suspect that the Taoist priest did this on purpose. The more unlucky and outrageous things happen, the more likely he is to grab the lucky bag."

[Blue Cursor]: "As expected of a man who was able to grab a lucky bag. He is really extraordinary. He can even give birth to a child. I really admire him."

[Oysters stuffed with chives]: "Don't make jokes like this. This guy is unlucky enough. Let's be more serious. I suspect that he has a ghost fetus in his belly."

……

Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ma Hongyun felt so miserable that he couldn't express his feelings.

The main thing is that this thing is not only ridiculous, but also embarrassing.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have put on a mask and sunglasses and covered himself so tightly.

Because he knew that many of his relatives and friends watched Su Han's live broadcast.

If this was recognized, it would be social death.

"Master Taoist, am I in the same situation as that female star?"

Ma Hongyun said bitterly: "But the key point is that I don't raise that Gumantong."

"Different."

Su Han said calmly: "Wu Xiaoxi's belly is indeed a ghost fetus, but your situation is different from his. You are really pregnant."

"what?"

Ma Hongyun was stunned.

"But I'm a man."

The fan in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Outrageous, really outrageous."

"Sure enough, you can learn a lot in Taoist Master's live broadcast room!"

"It's eye-opening hahaha. I said brother, why don't you just give birth to this child? After all, I was pregnant in ten months."

……

Ma Hongyun grabbed his hair in distress and said, "This is definitely not normal. Because of this, I went to the hospital to have my chromosome checked. I am indeed a boy!!"

"The key is that I had physical examinations every year and did color ultrasound. I never had a uterus before. How could I suddenly become pregnant!!"

Ma Hong Yunchou's hair was about to fall out. He was about to collapse when such an outrageous thing happened to him.

He is a pure man, a very pure, very pure man!

How could he bear this kind of thing happening to him?

"It's just a small scene, don't panic."

Su Han comforted him and then said, "You are a pure man. Of course, it is impossible for you to get pregnant under normal circumstances."

"Unless someone tampered with it, do you understand what I mean?"

As soon as these words came out, Ma Hongyun on the opposite side was stunned, and then yelled: "Who is it? Who is so wicked!!"

"Even if you have a grudge against me, you can just chop me with a knife. It's so disgusting to use such an immoral method!"

[Holmock Conan]: "Oh my God! Is there such an outrageous method? If there is such a method, those hospitals that treat infertility will probably close down!"

[Jianghu Night Talk]: "Yes, there are a lot of people who want to get pregnant but can't get pregnant now. What kind of magical method is this? If it is used on those who want to have children, it will be a great merit."

[Sad Carrot]: "What a powerful method. Please help me ask if there is any way to get a girl pregnant. I have been abandoned by a scumbag. I have been afraid of men all my life. I don't want to get married, so I just want to have a baby." A child is born but his life is lost."

[Popeye]: "This is a good thing. My wife and I have been married for three years and still have no children. What kind of method is this? I am willing to spend a lot of money to buy it."     …

Some fans in the live broadcast room who wanted to have children but couldn't get pregnant suddenly became interested.

"This person must have a grudge against me."

Ma Hongyun said angrily: "It's okay for him to get my wife pregnant, but what the hell is he doing to get me pregnant?"

"I really want to give birth to this child, so how can I go out to meet people in the future?"

"Taoist Priest, who is setting me up? I don't remember who I have a grudge against."

Ma Hongyun immediately put all his hopes on Su Han.

At this point, only the Taoist priest can help him.

Su Han smiled and said, "The person who got you pregnant does not necessarily have a grudge against you, but should be the person closest to you."

"what?"

"This is impossible!"

Ma Hongyun said in confusion.

"If you think about it carefully, you have not had a child for three years since your marriage. Who wants you to have a child most?"

"Those must be my parents"

Ma Hongyun immediately shook his head and denied: "This is impossible. It is impossible for my parents to get me pregnant. If they do, they will also make my wife pregnant."

"Could it be my father-in-law and mother-in-law?"

Ma Hongyun showed an expression of disbelief.

Su Han smiled and said, "Your father-in-law and mother-in-law should also be involved, but the mastermind of this matter should be your wife."

"This is impossible!"

Ma Hongyun shook his head and said: "My wife and I agreed before we got married that we wanted to be DINK and not raise children."

"I don't know what this poor person is."

Su Han asked with a smile: "If you think back to the month before you were pregnant, did your wife do anything unusual?"

Ma Hongyun recalled it carefully and quickly patted his head.

"It really does!"

He said: "My wife said she wanted to go back to her parents' home, and she came back about three or four days later. When she came back, she brought a big bag of black powder."

"Then he would brew it for me to drink every morning. I was very resistant because it tasted terrible."

Ma Hongyun continued: "But my wife said that these dark powders were prepared by an old traditional Chinese medicine practitioner in their village and can strengthen yang and nourish the kidneys."

"Taoist Priest, you know that we men will definitely be interested when we hear that it can nourish the kidneys, so I still gritted my teeth and ate those powders, but one thing I have said is that those powders seem to be really effective."

"In the month after I took it, I felt much better, and my waist became stronger. I felt as if I was more than ten years younger. Like a cow that would never tire of plowing the fields."

……

Listening to Ma Hongyun's story, Su Han suddenly asked: "Where is your wife from?"

"My wife's hometown is Leishan County on the Miao border in southeastern Guizhou. She is a native of the Miao family."

Ma Hongyun answered truthfully.

"That should be correct. This is probably an ancient witchcraft."

(End of this chapter)