Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.

Chapter 148 Absolutely not after marriage

"Taoist Master, are you telling the truth?"

Su Han's words instantly stunned Nie Shujiao, who was opposite her just now.

Although she has a fierce personality, she was not polite in what she said just now.

But she also watched Su Han's live broadcast and knew that what Su Han said was never wrong!

Ma Hongyun asked hurriedly: "Taoist Priest, did you just say that the child in my belly will kill us and my wife in the future?"

"Ah."

Su Han nodded and said with a faint smile: "Pindao's Mandarin is very standard, right? He said it so clearly, haven't you heard clearly?"

"impossible!"

Nie Shujiao hurriedly retorted: "Taoist Priest, you can't make such a joke. My cousin got pregnant using this method. My cousin is twenty-seven years old and very filial. How could he kill their parents?" "

Hearing this, Su Han said with a smile: "Your situation is different from others."

"When the old man gave you this packet of medicinal powder, did he tell you that you must go find her if you get pregnant?"

"I have to live with her for half a year."

Nie Shujiao's expression changed, because what Su Han said was accurate.

Only she and her parents knew about this.

The old man indeed warned her, but when she saw that her husband was pregnant, she didn't dare to tell her husband the truth, so she quickly forgot about it.

Didn't take it to heart at all.

Now that Su Han mentioned it, she remembered it.

Su Han spoke again: "And when you took this packet of medicinal powder with her, you told her that you were going to take it yourself."

"It turned out that you gave it to your husband and mixed it with large doses of tadalafil and sildenafil to deceive your husband that it was an ancestral aphrodisiac and kidney medicine."

"Is what Pindao said wrong?"

……

Hearing this, Ma Hongyun's eyes widened and he looked at Nie Shujiao fiercely.

"You've gone too far!"

"Since it's mixed with that kind of stuff, no wonder I feel hard all day long. And if you eat too much of that stuff, you're not afraid that I'll spit it out, are you?"

Ma Hongyun was extremely angry. He always held his wife in the palm of his hand, fearing that she would suffer a little injustice.

The reward in exchange is this.

She was not afraid of the harm these drugs would cause to his body.

It's simply too much!

Seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

[Farmer Bandit]: "Hahaha, I laughed to death. Brother, is it because your usual performance makes your wife dissatisfied? Otherwise, she wouldn't mix these things into you."

[Ma Xiaotiao Bu Tiao]: "Oh no, I thought it was some kind of magic medicine, but it turns out it is this stuff. The side effects are a bit serious, brother. If you use it in large doses, remember to check your heart."

[Cute girl with big dick]: "What are you talking about? What are those things that the Taoist priest just said? Why can't I understand?"

[Sherlock Holmes Conan]: "Baidu is a good thing, but I can answer for him. Those two things have a name that everyone is familiar with, called Wei# brother~"

……

Seeing that the matter was revealed, Nie Shujiao hurriedly waved her hands and explained: "Husband, I have asked the doctor. There is no problem if the dose is higher. It will be fine."

"This is also for us to get along more harmoniously."

"Which doctor are you asking about?"

"My second uncle."

Ma Hongyun suddenly turned pale and roared: "What the hell, isn't your second uncle a veterinarian?"

"You treat me like a beast, right?"

"no."

Nie Shujiao said in a panic: "Veterinarians are also doctors."

For a moment, the fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

Those who didn’t know thought it was a joke!

I didn’t expect it to be so eye-opening now.

Reality is sometimes more outrageous than jokes!

Ma Hongyun sat on the sofa dejectedly, looking so powerless. Seeing him like this, many fans in the live broadcast room felt sympathy.

"This guy is too miserable."

"It's okay, okay, at least they don't have children. If they do have children, it might be even worse. A man in our village has three children who are not his biological children. He almost wanted to commit suicide."

"Damn it. Is there such a outrageous thing?"

"This guy is really miserable. At least he doesn't have green hair on his head."

"Hahaha, how do you know he doesn't have green hair? It's hard to say this kind of thing."

"Veterinarians are also doctors. It's so classic!"

……

"Taoist Priest, I want to ask you, have I ever been cheated on?"

At this moment, Ma Hongyun felt that his wife, who was with him day and night, was so strange.

He also had doubts in his heart.

So I just asked directly.

Nie Shujiao became anxious on the spot. She jumped to her feet and yelled: "What do you mean, Ma? You doubt me!"

"You actually doubted me! Can't you survive this day?!"

Nie Shujiao stretched out her hand on the spot and said: "I, Nie Shujiao, swear to God, after I get married to you, I will never be green on you. If I am, I will be struck by lightning!"

Su Han said: "She did not love you after you got married."

"It's fine if you don't."

The confused Ma Hongyun sighed, feeling more comfortable now.

At least this bottom line of principle has not been broken yet.

It can be considered a blessing among misfortunes.

Hearing Su Han say this, Nie Shujiao also breathed a sigh of relief.

As a result, before she could relax, Su Han added something.

"But I was a little green before marriage."

Su Han comforted him and said, "But that's all in the past. Just be more open-minded."

"what?!"

Ma Hongyun stood up from the sofa on the spot and looked at Nie Shujiao with wide eyes.

"No wonder you were talking about after marriage when you swore just now, but it turned out that you had an affair before marriage. You are so calculating!"

"Me me me"

Nie Shujiao immediately burst into tears and said, "I didn't want to either. After my ex-boyfriend found out about our engagement, he kept saying that he wanted to catch up with me. I thought about finally ending it with him."

"Then you gave it?"

"He insists"

Nie Shujiao hurriedly explained: "And if you wear #, it doesn't count~"

This series of classic speeches silenced the fans in the live broadcast room.

[Long Road]: "Wearing # doesn't mean this is a classic speech. I think what he said makes sense. After all, he did, right? You have to forgive the little fairy."

[I am the craziest in Qingqing Prairie]: "Brother, please look away, a man's life can only go by if his head is a little green ()"

[Grumpy Brother]: "It makes me suffer from high blood pressure! I admit that domestic violence is wrong, but sometimes a little violence is really needed to relieve anger!!"

[Farmer Bandit]: "Brother, if you don't divorce this kind of woman, will you keep her for the New Year?!"

……

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Ma Hongyun burst out laughing, tears streaming down his face.

(End of this chapter)