Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.
Chapter 151 It’s others who are embarrassed
Chapter 151 It’s others who are embarrassed
Facing Ma Hongyun's sincere thanks, Su Han waved his hand and said with a smile, "I'm just taking people's money to eliminate disasters for them."
"Pindao just did what he had to do."
Ma Hongyun nodded, looked down at his slightly bulging belly, and asked with a frown: "Taoist Master, what should I do with my belly?"
"Is it okay to just go to the hospital and have it aborted?"
When I think about going to the hospital, I will probably have to face the shocked eyes of those doctors. Although the eyes are not malicious, they are really very social!
"What's going on?"
Ma Hongyun complained: "The doctor will say later that after being a gynecologist for so many years, this is the first time he has given an injection to a man."
Seeing Ma Hongyun's appearance, Su Han comforted him: "The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain. It may be embarrassing for a while, but it will pass soon."
"Everyone will soon forget about this."
Ma Hongyun could only nod decadently.
Fans in the live broadcast room poured cold water on it at this time.
[Drinking Sanlu since childhood]: "Taoist Priest, please stop comforting her. I think everyone will never forget such a funny and outrageous thing."
[Green Plum Boiled Wine]: "Hahaha, this will definitely become everyone's drunken chat."
[Stir-fried Beef with Strawberries]: "It would be okay if you didn't come to the live broadcast room to tell fortunes. Now hundreds of thousands of people know about it. This would be very embarrassing, hahaha."
[Practice for two and a half years]: "If nothing else happens, this matter will probably be on the hot search tonight. Let's observe three seconds of silence for this brother."
……
Seeing these barrage of cold water, Ma Hongyun really wanted to die.
"Ugh!"
He sighed and said, "It doesn't matter, as long as I'm not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed."
"It doesn't matter what they are discussing behind their backs. As the Taoist priest said before, there will be gossip all day long. If you don't listen, there will be nothing."
Anyway, now that society is dead, Ma Hongyun simply thinks about it.
"That's good if you think so."
Su Han nodded, and then said: "The child in your belly is quite resentful. If you abort it directly, it will have a strong backlash against you."
"It can range from serious damage to vitality to even death."
This is not meant to scare people.
When the line was connected, Su Han found that there was a ball of resentment in his stomach.
"what?"
Ma Hongyun suddenly panicked: "Taoist Priest, what should I do? I don't want to die."
"It doesn't matter."
Su Han said nonchalantly: "Pindao gives you two talismans, a peace talisman and a grudge-removing talisman."
"I will send you a courier. After you receive the courier, burn this talisman to ashes, mix it into water, and take it with the water."
"I put another peace charm on myself."
"This way, double insurance will keep you safe."
The fetus in Ma Hongyun's belly was indeed very resentful, and forcibly aborting it might lead to death.
But that's only for ordinary people. For Su Han, two talismans are enough.
"Taoist Master, is this really reliable?"
Ma Hongyun said with some fear: "It's not that I don't believe you, Taoist Master. The key is that this is a matter related to my life. I can't be negligent..."
Before Su Han could speak, the fans in the live broadcast room were unhappy.
[Long raised his head]: "You are a little ungrateful. Since the Taoist Master said he could help you solve it, then he can definitely do it."
【Destiny Return】: "Yes, when did the Taoist Master turn over his car? If you don't even believe the Taoist Master, who else can you trust?"
[Grumpy old brother]: "You dare to doubt the Taoist priest's ability? Let's see if I don't give you two fists!" [Gentle Wind]: "Hahaha, please understand, after all, fear of death is a normal psychology for humans. .”
……
Noticing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ma Hongyun also apologized hastily: "I'm sorry, Taoist priest, I shouldn't have asked more."
As the saying goes, don't use people who are suspicious of you.
Since you choose to trust the Taoist 100%, then just do what he says.
If you ask too much, if the Taoist master really doesn't care about him later, then he will really be in trouble every day.
"It doesn't matter."
Su Han waved his hand and said, "Do as Pindao said, and you will be fine."
"Thank you, Taoist Master."
Ma Hongyun was very grateful, but couldn't help but asked curiously: "Taoist priest, you just said that this child is very resentful, and you also said that if he is born, he will kill my wife and my ex-wife."
"why is that?"
Fans in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.
Even before the divorce, my ex-wife called me.
"Although Pindao doesn't have much exposure to Miao's Gu arts."
Su Han paused and then said: "But if Pindao's guess is correct, the so-called pregnancy Gu should be to collect the souls of some children who died young and use some special means to make people pregnant directly."
"The child in my belly must have some resentment because he died young."
"After the pregnancy is confirmed, the Gu Master must stay by his side to eliminate the grievances of the fetus. This process may take several months or even half a year to eliminate all grievances. The child born in this way will be a normal child."
"Using this kind of pregnancy poison is not 100% successful in getting pregnant. If the host is a man, the success rate is even lower."
Su Han said with a smile: "So you were able to get pregnant successfully. I don't know whether I should say you are lucky or unlucky."
"Taoist Master, please stop teasing me."
Ma Hongyun sighed, feeling very tired.
Su Han said with a smile: "Don't be sad, the days will get better and better, and the good days are still waiting for you behind."
Judging from his appearance, although Ma Hongyun is not very rich, he is definitely destined to be wealthy.
At least a net worth of tens of millions should be no problem.
The main reason why I haven't gotten rich yet is because I married Nie Shujiao.
This person has some of the attributes of a coffin.
"Send your mobile phone number and address to Pindao in a private message later, and Pindao will mail two talismans to you."
Su Han said: "Follow Pindao's instructions and abort the fetus, then there will be no worries."
"I'm sorry, Chief Taoist."
Ma Hongyun said solemnly at this time: "Brothers in the live broadcast room, you must keep your eyes open when you marry a wife in the future. Don't be like me and end up hurting yourself."
"One more thing, you must not be a licker. When you first start dating, you must treat them equally and never lose your own principles."
……
Ma Hong used his own blood experience and lessons to warn the fans in the live broadcast room.
Then, he hung up on Lian Mai.
Fans in the live broadcast room were talking a lot at the moment.
"After watching Taoist Master's live broadcast, tonight is another day of fear of marriage."
"Hahaha, don't say it yet, it's really like that."
"Thank you to Daozhang's live broadcast room for making another contribution to reducing the fertility rate."
……
(End of this chapter)
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