Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.

Chapter 199 Marriage Proposal in the Live Broadcast Room

The fans in the live broadcast room could only burst into laughter.

The uncle in front of me is really a die-hard fan.

And as the name suggests, he is very patriotic.

Patriotism is good, but he supports the national football team.

Moreover, buying the national football team to win every game is such an operation. Even if the gods come, they will lose and lose all their pants.

[Lizhi Xiaoheizi]: "Hahaha, uncle, do you think your family has too much money, so you want to spend money? They say that the Chinese stock market is a scam, but there is still hope of making money, you buy the national football team If you win, wouldn’t that be a waste of money?”

[Handsome Uncle Wang next door]: "I heard there is a statistic. Since more than 20 years ago, every time I bought the national football team, I lost. One hundred yuan can be turned into millions, hahaha."

[Iron-made rivets]: "To be honest, the national football team is really not up to par. Some of the players from Yueguo are teachers and some are fish sellers. The team was put together like this and completely destroyed the national football team. Can you imagine? "

[Strawberry Sweet Jam]: "Although I don't like watching football, my dad does, and he loves watching the national football games. I remember that since I can remember, there have been more than a dozen TVs at home, and they are all used by me. Dad broke it."

……

Today's national football team has become notorious.

Not to mention the fan in the live broadcast room, even the dog on the roadside wanted to kick him when he saw it.

Facing his wife's scolding, the uncle said with a look of despair: "In addition to buying the national football team to support China Football, the odds of the national football team are also high. As long as I win, the odds are more than ten times."

"But I never imagined that he could lose every game."

"A country with a population of more than one billion cannot even put together a football team that can make it out of the Asian Cup."

Speaking of this, Li Aiguo, a die-hard fan, looked very heartbroken.

Countries in the live broadcast room actually made fun of him.

[Stir-fried Pork Intestines]: “The national football team said: I know it is Asanguo who is scolding, and it is definitely not me.”

[Cute girl with a big dick]: "I'm laughing so hard, please don't target A Sanguo, hahaha."

[Novice who loves to play football]: "There is a little trivia: As a country with a population of more than one billion, the football team of Asan is ranked lower than China."

[Jiangbian Bridge]: “After reading your comments, the national football team said that if necessary, my ranking can continue to drop.”

……

The national football team can be said to have its own traffic, because it has become notorious over the years.

Fans in the live broadcast room were discussing it happily.

"Let's get down to business."

Su Han said: "When will the national football team win the World Cup? This poor guy doesn't know, and he doesn't bother to calculate it. But he knows without calculating that the probability is far away."

"You can do something else, or I can refund the three thousand yuan to you."

Li Aiguo's wife Zhang Xiumei became anxious when she heard that she wanted to refund the money.

How can I get a refund for the lucky bag I finally grabbed?

Zhang Xiumei said hurriedly: "Taoist priest, we will not refund the money. We have something very important to settle."

"Then tell me."

"He's my son. He doesn't even have a girlfriend now. We, the old couple, are really worried."

Zhang Xiumei said: "Master Taoist, please help my son calculate when he can get married. Is there any way to help him get married in the past two years." Su Han counted with his fingers, raised his eyebrows, and spoke calmly. Said: "Isn't your son only twenty-five? He just passed his zodiac year last year. Is it necessary to be so anxious?"

"Oh, I'm twenty-five years old, I'm already twenty-six years old, and I'm already thirty years old!"

Zhang Xiumei said anxiously: "We, an old couple, have given birth to such a son. Even if we don't get married now, we have to find a partner quickly, otherwise we will have to wait until how long."

Fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help being dumbfounded when they heard this.

"I said, Auntie, how can anyone have an algorithm like yours? How can you round up your age?"

"It's so funny that I'm thirty years old and I still haven't found a partner yet. My family is not in a hurry. Auntie, why are you so anxious?"

"Good guy, Auntie, you are even more outrageous than my mother. You started urging marriage at the age of twenty-five, right?"

"Who dares to think? I am going to college this year and I am only twenty years old. My family has already arranged a blind date for me!"

"The Chinese New Year is coming soon. Being single at the age of thirty-two, I really don't dare to go back to the village."

"It's like this in rural areas. There is no other topic to talk about. As long as you are over twenty-four years old, you are basically in the ranks of being urged to get married, and then a blind date is arranged."

……

Many fans in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded and a little helpless.

Because many of them are in their twenties, they are urged to get married by relatives and friends every time they go home. That is a basic operation!

Su Han shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Jushi Zhang, you shouldn't be anxious at this age. It won't be too late to worry when you are thirty."

"That's not possible, Taoist priest!"

Zhang Xiumei's voice rose a few notches and she said, "Other people have two or three babies at the age of thirty. If my son is not married at the age of thirty, then I will be angry to death."

Fans in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

Because they saw the shadow of their mother in Zhang Xiumei.

Exactly the same.

"I say your parents are going too far in urging marriage. They only want their children to get married early, but what if the person they meet is unreliable? That will be a lifetime of happiness!"

"Yes, I tell you not to push too hard, otherwise you can find someone to marry later. Who will be responsible if you are not happy after the marriage?"

"I am twenty-eight this year, probably because I can't make any money, but the matchmaker in the village actually introduced me to a second marriage with a child, and even asked for a bride price. I was so angry that my neck was twisted!!"

……

Zhang Xiumei said: "And my son is not bad looking. He is 1 meters tall and weighs 72 pounds. He earns 120 yuan a month as a programmer. Our family still has a house and a car in the city."

"We, the old couple, will have retirement pay when we retire, and we won't have to support them."

Zhang Xiumei rubbed her hands and said with a smile: "I see there are a lot of girls in the live broadcast room. You can take a look at my son's conditions. If you feel satisfied, you can send me a private message and I will send you photos."

"As for the bride price, my family is willing to pay. Twenty or thirty thousand is nothing."

Taking this opportunity, Zhang Xiumei even put up a marriage advertisement in the live broadcast room...

It shows how anxious he is.

"Jushi Zhang, calm down first!"

Su Han said hurriedly: "Pindao can't guarantee that every girl in my live broadcast room is a good girl. If you do this, it will be a tragedy if you encounter someone who cheats you of the bride price."

(End of this chapter)