Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.
Chapter 227 Grandma kills with 5?
Chapter 227 Grandma gets five kills?
Ning Qiqi stretched out her white and tender hands and rubbed the panda's big head with great affection.
The panda was not disgusted by her touch. Instead, it rubbed Ning Qiqi's towering peak.
Seeing this scene, fans in the live broadcast room complained one after another.
[Diesel Head]: "This must be a male bear, and a bit lecherous."
[Black Camel]: "I'm so envious. Let go of that panda. If anything happens, come at me."
[Steel Straight Man]: "Ning Qiqi is my goddess, I really want to hug her."
[Smiling Biscuit]: "I'm not telling you, you guys have really dirty minds. What are you thinking about all day long? I'm so speechless!"
[An Orchid] "I have never hugged a panda in my life. The pandas in the zoo won't let me get close at all~"
……
Ning Qiqi now lives in a Taoist temple and occasionally appears during live broadcasts.
Her skin is like snow, and her figure is just right. There is flesh where it should be, and it is slender where it should be. Plus, her chubby face is really cute.
Now on the Internet, she has been dubbed the goddess of otaku.
The most important thing is that she is bare-faced and never wears makeup.
Although there are many beauties on Douyin, it is unknown what those beauties will look like after leaving behind the two evil Asian magics of beauty and makeup.
Without makeup, Ning Qiqi's appearance is simply impeccable.
Ning Qiqi felt distressed for a moment when she saw the wounds on the panda. She asked curiously: "Taoist Master, what's going on? Why is he injured?"
"Fighting a black bear."
Su Han recounted what had just happened.
Hearing this, Ning Qiqi was very angry.
"This black bear is so disgusting."
She said angrily: "I didn't even look at who was covering this little cutie, but I almost beat him to death."
"I'm going to kill this black bear and use it to make soup!"
Ning Qiqi took out a kitchen knife with her backhand.
It seems that he really has this plan, no joke.
Fans in the live broadcast room joked one after another.
"Young lady, you are so thin-skinned and tender-bodied, but that black guy probably weighs over three hundred kilograms. If I take one paw off of you, you may be dead."
"Hahaha, this young lady is so cute, but don't be impulsive. I conservatively estimate that five grown men can't fuck that big black bear."
"No one would think that someone who can follow the Taoist Master would be a simple person. This young lady looks cute, maybe she is also a practitioner."
……
"No messing around."
Su Han said: "If you have nothing to do, go and chop some bamboo for this panda. He has a big appetite."
"Okay, no problem, I'll take care of it."
Ning Qiqi chuckled, pinched the panda's chubby face and said, "Let me give you a name."
The giant panda nodded ignorantly.
"You look so cute, and you are a male bear. It would be a bit inappropriate to call you Mengmeng, so from now on you can be called Daidai!"
Ning Qiqi is very satisfied with this name~
Fans in the live broadcast room complained one after another.
"Do you think this name is suitable, little sister? It's a good name."
"I think it should be called Black and White. This name would be cooler."
"I think it's good to call me Dudu, it's cute and easy to remember~"
……
After giving the giant panda a name, Ning Qiqi took a kitchen knife and prepared to chop bamboo.
Ning Qiqi left to chop bamboo, and all the fans' attention remained on the giant panda.
After the giant panda acted coquettishly and cutely for a while, Su Han turned off the live broadcast.
In the evening, Ning Qiqi and her two inferi came back dragging a lot of bamboo~
She picked up the kitchen knife and said somewhat depressedly: "Taoist Master, the quality of this kitchen knife is not good. It only cut hundreds of bamboos and then straightened the blade." After the giant panda saw the bamboo, he happily ate it.
In the next few days, the giant panda will recuperate in a Taoist temple.
After recovering from his injury, it's up to him whether to stay or go.
It wasn't until seven o'clock in the evening that Su Han picked up his mobile phone again and prepared to broadcast live.
Three hexagrams every day are a must!
It is very important for him to know the reward after the three hexagrams are calculated.
And every time this point comes, fans are in tacit understanding and stay directly in front of their mobile screens, waiting for Su Han to start broadcasting.
Soon, many fans received a subscription message.
"The anchor you follow, Taoist Master Hanshan, has started broadcasting~"
"The anchor you follow, Taoist Master Hanshan, has started broadcasting~"
"The anchor you follow, Taoist Master Hanshan, has started broadcasting~"
……
The first time they saw this message, everyone clicked in quickly.
Sure enough, he saw the familiar Taoist courtyard and the familiar rocking chair. Su Han was lying on it and rocking comfortably.
Behind the rocking chair, a giant panda is helping Su Han rock the chair.
The picture is quite harmonious.
"666, Daidai has become a working bear~"
"Hahaha, it seems that it is impossible to live and eat in a Taoist temple for free. You still have to work."
"Let the national treasure rock the chair for you. Taoist priest, you really know how to enjoy it!"
……
Noticing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Su Han said with a smile: "This is not forced by the channel."
"It was him who insisted on rocking the chair for me in order to thank Pindao for saving his life."
After saying that, he quickly handed out a lucky bag.
Within a few minutes, more than a million viewers flooded into the live broadcast room.
Not long after this lucky bag came out, more than 100 million people clicked on it.
Ten minutes later, the lucky bag countdown ended and the prize was finally drawn.
The winning user is a person named "user 6008XXX".
Soon, the other party came out with a carnival brush.
[User 6008xxx gave Taoist Carnival X1]
After sending out the carnival, the other party quickly applied for continuous wheat.
Su Han quickly clicked to agree.
Insert another picture into the straight-edge live broadcast room.
An old woman with graying hair appeared in the live broadcast room.
This should be the oldest person among those who grabbed the lucky bag.
"Good guy, there is even an old lady like this in the Taoist Master's live broadcast room."
"This old lady actually knows how to watch the live broadcast, and she can also grab lucky bags and buy gifts. This is amazing."
"Hahaha, don't underestimate the elderly people upstairs. Some elderly people are very good at surfing the Internet."
"That's right, look at Xiucai's live broadcast room, how fiercely those old aunts buy gifts."
"Ever since my family bought a computer, my grandfather has become an old man addicted to the Internet. He especially plays the game forever. Now he plays 6 more games than me."
"Hahaha, don't tell me, one of my classmates' grandma is very good. She can even get five kills when playing King. We often play black together."
……
(End of this chapter)
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