Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.
Chapter 250 You should take care of your sister-in-law
Chapter 250 You should take care of your sister-in-law
"It's just a joke, please don't take it seriously."
Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Su Han couldn't laugh or cry for a moment.
It can be seen that there are quite a lot of migrant workers who are overwhelmed by work.
The pressure of modern people is evident~
After a while, Su Han hung up the phone call with Professor Guo.
With the fans in the live broadcast room, he gnawed bamboo for a while.
At this moment, Daidai's injuries had healed a lot and he became full of vitality.
After the live broadcast for a while, the panda was stunned, and then Su Han hung up the live broadcast.
It didn't start airing again until 7 p.m.
At this point in time, it was Su Han's fortune-telling time, and countless fans were already squatting on Douyin.
As soon as it started airing, hundreds of thousands of people flocked to the show.
If it weren't for the awesomeness of the server, I'm afraid it would have collapsed by now.
Su Han didn't waste any time and quickly sent out the first lucky bag of the day.
As expected, millions of people clicked on the first lucky bag.
After the ten-minute countdown ended, the lucky bag was finally drawn.
The winning user is called "End the Love xx"!
The other party quickly sent out a carnival.
【End of Love xx is given to the anchor carnival X1! 】
After the other party sent a carnival, he quickly applied for video connection.
After agreeing, another screen appeared in the live broadcast room.
A man with dyed yellow hair and an extremely thin body appeared in the live broadcast room.
And look at what he’s wearing, tight pants and tights look quite cool~
Fans in the live broadcast room joked one after another.
"This guy looks a bit like General Yu!"
"Every energetic guy can grab a lucky bag, why can't I grab it?"
"Hahaha, this guy's outfit is really unique, but don't look at people through colored glasses~"
"You singles, don't laugh. If you laugh at other people's yellow-haired and spirited boys, they will laugh at you for not having a girl~"
……
Noticed the barrage in the live broadcast room.
The yellow-haired boy said unhappily: "What do you mean, are you jealous of my handsomeness?"
"Thankfully, it's on the Internet. If this were in reality, I would have to be real to you."
Huang Mao said two harsh words aggressively.
Fans in the live broadcast room laughed even more.
Su Han asked with a smile at this time: "This layman, what do you want to do?"
Huang Mao said hurriedly: "Taoist Master, my name is Liu Zhiyu."
"I must have been haunted by a ghost recently, and this ghost is my sworn brother!"
Liu Zhiyu burst into tears and said, "I really don't know what to do. He just wants to kill me."
"Yesterday I went out and passed by a traffic light intersection. I mistook the red light for green and the green for red. I was almost killed by a truck. The key is that I have never been color blind!"
"This must be his fault!"
"I just went downstairs to take out the trash, and a flowerpot hit me right in front of me. If I took another step forward, I would be hit to death."
Liu Zhiyu said with a look of horror: "In addition to these things, there are many, many unlucky things, and they almost killed me every time."
"And every night I go to bed with ghosts. Sometimes when I open my eyes, I can see his ghostly face in front of me. If I hadn't been brave since I was a kid, I would have been scared to death."
"Taoist Priest, you must save me. If you continue like this, I will definitely be killed by him."...
After listening to Liu Zhiyu's story, Su Han asked with a smile: "Since he is your sworn brother, why does he want to harm you?"
Liu Zhiyu said with a look of despair: "We have known each other for more than a year and became sworn friends half a year ago. It was his birthday at that time. I went over to celebrate him and got drunk at a food stall."
"Because we were having such a lively chat at the time, he suggested that we two become brothers of the opposite sex, and I readily agreed."
"I borrowed a bowl and a knife from the food stall owner. I originally wanted to cut my finger and make it bleed. But after thinking about it, it hurt a little, so we went to the market and bought a chicken and killed it and made it bleed."
"Then we drank the blood water and became sworn brothers."
Fans in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded when they heard this.
[Wearing overalls]: "Brother Ji said, OK, OK, let's play like this!"
[Chicken Feet]: "Hahaha, why are you targeting my chicken brother? My chicken brother is innocent."
[Lychee flavored soda]: "Brother Chicken: If I had known this way of death, it would be better to rot in an egg."
[Ox Warrior]: "I'm afraid of cutting my fingers, so you two should become sworn friends and join the society!"
……
Liu Zhiyu said with a horrified look on his face: "This is not the point. The point is that when we became sworn brothers, we did not wish to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we wish to die in the same year, the same month and the same day."
"But who knew he died in a car accident a month ago, and then he has been pestering me this month."
"I was wronged. I became sworn friends just because I was drunk for a while. Who knew he was really playing tricks on me?"
"And he didn't even worship Guan Gong at that time. How can this be taken seriously!"
Liu Zhiyu looked troubled.
Fans in the live broadcast room laughed until their stomachs ached.
"Hahaha, is this even okay? Since your good brother misses you so much, just go down and stay with her."
"Damn it! I remember forming a Black Dragon Gang when I was in primary school. At that time, several of our brothers became sworn sworn friends and said these words. I wonder if they will drag me into trouble when they die. I suddenly felt a little scared!"
"Now that Weirdness has revived, it seems that we can't swear randomly in the future, nor can we make random sworn vows!"
……
"It doesn't matter whether you take it seriously or not. What matters is that he takes it seriously."
Su Han smiled and said, "You are lucky, you got the lucky bag tonight."
"I see that the yin energy in your body has accumulated quite a lot. In less than a month, I will probably go down to accompany you, my dear brother."
Hearing this, Liu Zhiyu was so frightened that his legs trembled.
"Taoist Master, this is not possible, you must save me!"
Liu Zhiyu said with a sad face: "How can these be good brothers? This is simply my enemy!"
"Besides, he died in a car accident. It wasn't me who killed him with my car. If he was looking for him, he was looking for the person who was driving the car. Why are he looking for me?"
Liu Zhiyu felt that he was extremely unlucky.
It’s so bad!
Su Han couldn't help but smile when he heard this.
He opened his mouth and said, "They say you shouldn't bully your friends' wives. You dare to touch any woman who is a good brother."
"Do you still feel you were wronged?"
……
Liu Zhiyu couldn't help but panic when he heard this.
He rolled his eyes and said defensively: "I saw that he died in a car accident, and my sister-in-law was all alone with no one to take care of her. I thought that as a younger brother, I should help."
"My good brother has just left. I feel like I should take care of my sister-in-law more."
(End of this chapter)
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