Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.

Chapter 254 Special Subsidy for Graduate Students

Chapter 254 Special Subsidy for Graduate Students

Hearing this, Zhang Yapeng could only reply awkwardly: "I have never started a business."

“But you’ve never eaten pork, and haven’t you seen a pig running?”

"And I found that this kind of live broadcast is very popular, there are quite a lot of viewers, and there are also people buying gifts."

"There are many fans who buy gifts specifically and want me to give them advice on starting a business."

……

After Brother Lu Dan finished speaking, the fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"What kind of talent is he? Do you really ask him about starting a business? He knows nothing about starting a business!"

"Hahaha, he got all his money from giao, and someone actually gave him a gift to teach him how to start a business. This society is so magical."

"There is no way, there are too many talents on the Internet, and there are too many leeks."

"Brother Lu Dan said, I didn't expect that if I dared to speak, someone would actually dare to listen."

……

Fans in the live broadcast room complained one after another.

"I have heard a little about your deeds."

Su Han smiled and said.

Although Baiyun Temple is located deep in the mountains and old forests, Su Han is not a person who is ignorant of what is happening outside the window.

He even likes to use Douyin to watch videos when he is bored.

I have seen the video and live broadcast of this Internet celebrity Braised Egg Brother before.

"I didn't expect that I could attract the Taoist Priest's attention."

Brother Lu Dan felt flattered for a moment.

If you want to know who the Taoist Master is, he is a god-like figure.

Su Han said with a smile: "If I guess correctly, your distress is because of this matter, right?"

"That's right!"

Zhang Yapeng almost cried again. He said with a depressed look on his face: "Aren't I a business mentor? I just brag in the live broadcast room."

"I was discussing the importance of academic qualifications that day. I said that if the salary of those with a graduate degree is less than 20,000, I will directly make up for it."

Before he finished speaking, the fans in the live broadcast room were already bursting into laughter.

What he said at that time became popular on Douyin for a while and became a quite popular meme.

It has also been jokingly called the “special subsidy for graduate students” by netizens.

Later, a large number of graduate students with a salary of less than 20,000 went to Brother Lu Dan's live broadcast room, hoping to get this subsidy.

Braised egg brother went crazy on the spot, I'll give you an egg!

As a result, the graduate students in his live broadcast room suddenly became happy and asked Brother Ludan to refill an egg for them.
Brother Ludan is so picky and swishy, ​​let alone an egg per person, don’t even think about patching up a chicken feather!

So Brother Ludan angrily criticized these postgraduate netizens
In the live broadcast room, Brother Ludan said with a sad face: "I just said it casually, just as a joke."

"I thought this matter was over."

"But until a month ago, something was getting worse and worse. Every night when I went to bed, a vague figure would come to my dream and tell me that he wanted to receive a special subsidy for graduate students and asked me to pay him 1,200 yuan. ."

"It doesn't matter if it's just a dream. The key is that as soon as I fall asleep, I will dream about him immediately, and then I will wake up with a fright."

Brother Ludan cried as he spoke: "Not only can I do it in my dreams, but even in broad daylight, I can often hear him talking in my ear and asking me to give him extra money!" "And I often can. I will see a vague figure walking back and forth in front of me."

"I thought I had a mental problem. I went to the hospital for a check-up and the doctor prescribed some psychotropic drugs for me. But after I took the medicine, I still felt the same!"

"When I went to see the doctor again, the doctor said that I could try electroshock therapy. I was so scared that I peed."

Zhang Yapeng said with tears streaming down his face: "In the past month, I have barely slept and I can't eat. My body is getting weaker and weaker and I have lost 30 pounds in a month!"

"If this continues, I'm really going to die!"

……

Fans in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back for a moment when they heard Brother Lu Dan's narration, and they laughed out loud through the screen.

[A Pistol]: "Hahaha, I laughed to death. Is this true or false? Or did Brother Ludan deliberately make it up in the Taoist broadcast room just to gain popularity."

[The most handsome guy in the Northeast]: "Don't mention it yet, I think it's really possible. Internet celebrities like him will do anything for the sake of popularity."

[Loneliness Does Not Know Love]: "I don't think it's fake. I can see that he has indeed lost a lot of weight, and his face looks as ugly as someone who has been seriously ill all year round."

[I don’t believe in garlic anymore]: “This is too weird, can such a thing happen?”

……

Fans in the live broadcast room were talking a lot.

After all, netizens did not take what Zhang Yapeng said seriously, and only regarded him as bragging.

Later, netizens who were graduate students really went to him to ask for it, but they just saw him talking nonsense in the live broadcast room even though he knew nothing.
Who knew that he would be tortured like this because of this matter.

"Taoist Priest, what on earth is going on with me?"

At this moment, Su Han was Zhang Yapeng's life-saving straw, he asked anxiously.

"Someone must have put a curse on you."

Su Han said with a smile: "This [Special Subsidy for Graduate Students] meme is quite popular, and a lot of people should know about it online."

"Maybe someone noticed this joke, or maybe this person is a fan of yours and doesn't like you. He happens to know some spells, so he deliberately messed with you."

Clerk Zhang Yapeng was furious: "Who is this person? This is too bad!!"

"This is obviously going to kill me!"

Su Han smiled and said, "Since he wants you to make up the money for him, then just give him the money and won't this matter be solved?"

"I do think so!"

Zhang Yapeng said with runny nose and tears: "I said I would give him compensation, let alone 12,000, even if it is 1.2 million, as long as he can let me go and stop torturing me, I will give him the money." Willing to pay."

"But he went too far. He asked me to fulfill my promise during the live broadcast and asked me to supplement the salary of every graduate student who came to collect money."

Zhang Yapeng said with tears streaming down his face: "How is this possible? How much money do I make from doing the Internet? How can I pay for so many people? He is trying to push me to death!"

Fans in the live broadcast room got excited after hearing this.

"Who is this guy? It's so interesting that we netizens haven't forgotten it."

"Hahaha, I am a graduate student and I only earn 10,000 yuan a month. Brother Ludan, you have to make up 10,000 yuan for me!"

"The guy who put the curse on the little braised egg has a heart for the world. I really admire him. If I meet him, I will definitely treat him to a drink!"

"Brother Lu Dan, this is the promise you made personally. A gentleman's words are hard to keep, so you must keep your words."

……

(End of this chapter)

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