Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.

Chapter 26 I want to count the lottery tickets

"Yes, yes, I will report it to our captain immediately and then call the police!"

Hu Xiaokang said this.

Then I immediately made a phone call and told him about it!

As a result, he was scolded by the other party!

"You must be out of your mind!"

Because the call was put to the security captain, he angrily cursed: "With our security team guarding this community, how could something as outrageous as a murder happen!"

"I told you and your second uncle not to fish and watch ghost movies at work, but you just didn't listen. It's better now. You got scared!"

"Dududu..."

The security captain hung up the phone directly, and the only sound left on the phone was "beep beep beep"!

After hearing the conversation between the two, the fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!

"Brother, are you a tiger? Can't you just call the police yourself?"

"You can fish and watch movies as a security guard? That is an ideal job. I have decided to apply for it!"

"Show the brothers a clear path. If you are as handsome as the Taoist priest, go to Tomson First Grade as a security guard. Maybe you will have the opportunity to cross the class!"

"If I were as handsome as a Taoist priest, would I still need to be a security guard? There would be a lot of rich women taking advantage of me when I walk on the road, okay?"

……

After hanging up the phone!

Hu Xiaokang said helplessly: "Taoist priest, captain, he doesn't believe what I say!"

"If I rashly call the police, the police may not pay attention to me without any evidence!"

"okay!"

Su Han was speechless: "You don't have to do anything, someone will naturally handle this matter tomorrow!"

"Then what to do tonight..."

Hu Xiaokang had a sad face.

"If you're scared, don't sleep tonight!"

Su Han said: "Or just go to a nearby hotel for one night!"

After saying that, Su Han hung up directly with Lian Mai!
Anyway, he has already given the answer to the other party. As for what Hu Xiaokang wants to do, it depends on him!
And even if he does nothing, netizens have already left messages on the official account of the Yangcheng Police Department, attracting the attention of the police. The matter will still be investigated tomorrow!
After hanging up the Lianmai, there is still a place for fortune telling!

There are 10,000+ people in the live broadcast room gearing up!

[affectionate Feiyangyang]: "Please give me Feiyangyang some face, and don't snatch this lucky bag from me!"

[Tsundere and Beautiful Sheep]: "Boiling Sheep, help me grab the lucky bag. If you can't grab it, I will ignore you for the rest of my life!"

[Under Emperor Huang Tian]: "Please give me Emperor Huang Tian some face and give me this lucky bag, otherwise you will be contaminated by the great cause and effect!"

[Tangmen Ah San]: "Dare you grab the lucky bag? You already have a way to die!"

……

Many live treasures in the live broadcast room came out to make jokes!

At this moment, Su Han's lucky bag was handed out!
In a few minutes, more than [-] people clicked on the lucky bags!

A user called God help me grabbed the lucky bag!

“Congratulations to the user named [God help me] for grabbing the lucky bag!”

Su Han said: "Please pay the hexagram fee and then conduct a video link!"

[Heaven help me]: "Can you tell me your fortune first and then give me money after the fortune telling? The fortune tellers I used to find always told me my fortune first and then gave me money!"

Su Han shook his head: "I don't know how other people tell fortunes, but my rule is to pay the fortune first and then tell fortunes!"

"If you can't accept it, then this is a quota and I can only give it to someone else!"

The audience in the live broadcast room complained one after another!
"Taoist priest has this golden signboard right here. Is there any need to hesitate?"

"That's right! We can't even grab it, but you still want to be special!"

"No money means nothing. Get out of here and give up your spot. We are still waiting!"

"Little brother, if you don't have money, you can transfer your quota to me, and I will give you five thousand!"

"Holy shit! I'll give you 20!" "Don't even try to grab it! I'll give you [-]!"

……

When the men saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, they were all rushing to grab this fortune-telling spot!

The asking price even reached 50!
For a moment, he felt like his brain was suffocating!
That's 50 million!

Just when he was about to agree, Su Han poured cold water on him!
"The fortune-telling quota cannot be transferred!"

Su Han shook his head and said: "If you really can't afford the hexagram gold, Pindao will prepare the next lucky bag!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was instantly eager to try it!
The man gritted his teeth and finally brushed a carnival hair!

A video chat was quickly launched!
After Su Han agreed, the other party immediately appeared in the live broadcast!

A thin man with dyed yellow hair appears in the picture. He is sitting on the street with several beer bottles next to him!

"Hello there!"

Su Han asked: "This layman, what do you want to do?"

A trace of greed flashed in Huang Mao's eyes, and he said: "I want to count tomorrow's lottery tickets!"

"This doesn't count!"

Su Han immediately shook his head!

Although it is also feasible to use fortune telling to buy lottery tickets and gamble to get money!

But there are too many causes and effects involved!

After all, if you want to make a fortune, it depends on whether you have the right horoscope!
Although Su Han's horoscope is relatively tough, he won't touch such things!
And even if he can bear it, the person who comes to him to tell fortunes cannot!

What's more, this lottery thing... do you really think you can win by forgetting it?
This thing doesn’t depend on luck!

The audience in the live broadcast room made crazy comments!
"This man is crazy about money. He also wants to count lottery tickets. Why don't you go to heaven?"

"That's right...just get out if you don't want to settle, don't waste the Taoist priest's time!"

"You still want to win the lottery? Young people, stop daydreaming and just move bricks!"

"This Huang Mao looks like a street kid, maybe he's also a gambler!"

……

"Can't you calculate everything?"

Huang Mao was a little reluctant: "I spent 3000 yuan!"

Su Han was almost amused.

He shook his head and said with a smile: "There are three things that don't count!"

"Not counting lottery and gambling!"

"Two are not considered blood relatives!"

"Three counts are not an act of seeking wealth and murder!"

"These three do not count. If you can't accept it, Pindao can return the hexagram gold to you!"

Huang Mao gritted his teeth and asked: "Then do the math, how can I earn 30!"

Su Han smiled lightly and said: "Find a serious job and work hard!"

"Um?!"

Huang Mao said angrily: "Are you entertaining me? I earn 30 by working, and I have to earn it every year and every month!"

"Pindao has no entertainment for you!"

Su Han smiled and shook his head and asked: "If you can't earn 30 by working, can you make it by gambling?"

Huang Mao's expression suddenly changed and he said, "I'm just unlucky for a while, and things are changing. As long as I seize some luck, I will definitely be able to win back my capital with profit!"

Hearing this, the audience in the live broadcast room complained one after another.

[Orange soda]: "As expected, you are really a gambling dog. Master, don't waste your time with a gambling dog. It's useless!"

[Jianghu Passerby]: "If I guess correctly, he must have lost money in gambling and owes 30..."

[Grapes are not sour]: "Master Taoist, respect the fate of others! If you kindly advise him, he will be annoyed by you later!"

(End of this chapter)