Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.
Chapter 90 Young man, you have kidney deficiency
Chapter 90 Young man, you have kidney deficiency
When talking about this kind of topic, the comments in the live broadcast room are always particularly active!
At this time, Su Hanlian said abruptly: "Have you felt a decrease in energy, backache, and knee pain during this period of time?"
Chen Nuo was slightly startled, patted his head and said, "It seems to be true! I feel that my body gets tired very easily recently. I used to run ten kilometers, but now I can't even run five kilometers until I am out of breath. I seem to have a little backache!"
"Taoist Priest, I know that your medical skills are very good. You must have noticed something, right?"
Chen Nuo is a long-time fan of Su Han's live broadcast room. He used Chinese medicine to cure a patient with pancreatic cancer a few days ago. It was a miracle!
He saw this process with his own eyes in the live broadcast room!
And he also knows that Chinese medicine is good at looking, smelling, asking, and understanding. Sometimes, just by looking at your face, you can roughly guess what disease you have!
Chen Nuo asked with some horror: "Taoist Priest, am I suffering from some terminal illness?"
"Don't be afraid, it's not a terminal illness!"
Su Han paused and said, "You just have some kidney deficiency!"
"what?!"
"Taoist Priest, you said I have kidney deficiency?!"
Chen Nuo couldn't accept it for a while!
As a young man, how can he be said to have kidney deficiency?
"how can that be!"
Chen Nuo immediately rolled up his sleeves, pointed to his strong arms and said, "Taoist priest, look at my muscles. I'm so strong, how can I have kidney deficiency!"
Fans in the live broadcast room instantly laughed until their stomachs ached!
[Dundu has a pumpkin]: "Young man! The Taoist priest is more magical than the old Chinese medicine doctor. He said you have kidney deficiency, so you must have kidney deficiency!"
[Fried sesame seeds]: "You are the type who only sees it but doesn't use it. Just like some fitness coaches, you can't stand it after 3 minutes!"
[Is Crayon New?]: "Brother, don't panic. Kidney deficiency is not a terminal disease and can still be cured. Just ask the Taoist Master to prescribe some medicine and give you a tonic and that's it!"
[White peony root and sugar]: "Could it be that this guy keeps having erotic dreams in his dreams and loses too much essence, causing his body to become more and more weak?"
[One Lotus King]: "Don't tell me yet! I think it's really possible!"
……
"Taoist Priest, is it really like what they said, that I suffered from kidney deficiency because of the thing in the dream?"
Chen Nuo asked in disbelief.
"Indeed it is!"
Su Han said with a smile: "It feels good for a while in the dream, but it takes a long time for the body to recover!"
"Taoist Priest, can you prescribe some medicine and give me a supplement?"
Chen Nuo spoke awkwardly.
Kidney deficiency is a big deal, and we cannot ignore it!
Su Han shook his head and smiled: "If you don't control yourself, then no matter how expensive the tonic is, it will be useless!"
"Ahem. Then I'll have to be more restrained in the future!"
Chen Nuo smiled awkwardly.
Fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!
[Tyrannosaurus Warrior]: "It's over, it's over, big brother, the news about your kidney deficiency is now known to the entire Internet!"
[Delicate and Pretty Widow]: "Master Taoist, I also want to ask if there is any good way to replenish the kidneys. I want to give my boyfriend some oyster and pork loin soup, but the effect is not obvious!"
[Sad Pig Intestine]: "Upstairs, didn't you listen to what the Taoist priest said just now? No matter how much you supplement, I can't withstand your consumption like this. I also asked my friend by the way. If there is a good recipe for kidney replenishment, please share it with the Taoist priest. one time!"
[Big Eagle Rider]: "Don't be sorry for those upstairs, all of us in the live broadcast room are our brothers. Your friend is you, right?"
...Noticing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Su Han shook his head and smiled: "Everyone seems to be quite obsessed with replenishing the kidneys!"
"Then I will share with you a small tea recipe. You can make tea and drink it without any problem!"
"10 grams of Cistanche deserticola, 10 grams of Cynomorium cynomorium, 10 grams of Morinda officinalis, 10 grams of wolfberry, and 10 grams of epimedium!"
"You can drink these medicinal materials like making tea, and just treat it as a health regimen!"
Fans outside the screen, especially many male fans, had already picked up their pens and started taking notes.
[Ham under the Moonlight]: "Don't worry, Taoist Master, I will never drink too much of this stuff, just seven or eight kilograms a day!"
[Delicate and Pretty Widow]: "Thank you Taoist Priest for sharing. I'll go to the drugstore and buy ten pounds of each medicinal material first. With such a caring girlfriend like me, he really has accumulated a lot of virtue in his lifetime!"
[Grumpy Brother]: "Seeing the girl upstairs, I suddenly felt that being single might not be a bad thing."
[Grandpa Niu from Hu Tutu]: “I just want to ask, would it be embarrassing to go to the pharmacy to get these medicines?”
……
The barrage in the live broadcast room is still very active!
At this time, Chen Nuo silently memorized this kidney-tonifying recipe and hurriedly brought the topic back.
"Taoist Priest, you haven't told me what I asked you just now!"
Chen Nuo said: "This girl who appeared in my dream is the other half of my life!"
"Is she a real person in reality? Maybe she is in a certain city, waiting to meet me!"
"There should be such a person in reality!"
Su Han nodded and answered in the affirmative!
Chen Nuo immediately jumped up from his chair with excitement and said with joy on his face: "Great, great! I knew this was not just a dream, she must be the destined match of my life!"
"Don't get excited yet."
Su Han said: "Pindao hasn't finished what he just said. There is such a person in reality, but he should be no longer alive now!"
Hearing this, Chen Nuo's happy expression instantly solidified.
"Taoist Priest, what do you mean by this?"
Chen Nuo swallowed his saliva and asked with some fear.
The audience in the live broadcast room also had speculations in their minds for a while.
Su Han didn't show off, and said straight to the point: "What Pindao means is that the girl you fell in love with in your dream may not be a human, but a ghost!"
"How is this possible?!"
Chen Nuo couldn't accept it for a while.
Co-author: In the past half month, he has been falling in love with a ghost?
"Alas! I thought she and I should be Romeo and Juliet, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai!"
Chen Nuo sighed and said, "I didn't expect that it would be Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian in the end!"
He thought to himself that even though he was a ghost, he was so beautiful, so it would be a good story, right?
At this time, he obviously did not realize the seriousness of the problem.
"Taoist Priest, why did she choose me? Is it because I'm more attractive?"
Chen Nuo asked.
Su Han replied: "This person should know you, maybe he is your former classmate or friend."
"It's impossible. I've never seen anyone so beautiful among my classmates and friends!"
Chen Nuo denied it on the spot: "And I don't know a girl named Jingjing either!"
(End of this chapter)
When talking about this kind of topic, the comments in the live broadcast room are always particularly active!
At this time, Su Hanlian said abruptly: "Have you felt a decrease in energy, backache, and knee pain during this period of time?"
Chen Nuo was slightly startled, patted his head and said, "It seems to be true! I feel that my body gets tired very easily recently. I used to run ten kilometers, but now I can't even run five kilometers until I am out of breath. I seem to have a little backache!"
"Taoist Priest, I know that your medical skills are very good. You must have noticed something, right?"
Chen Nuo is a long-time fan of Su Han's live broadcast room. He used Chinese medicine to cure a patient with pancreatic cancer a few days ago. It was a miracle!
He saw this process with his own eyes in the live broadcast room!
And he also knows that Chinese medicine is good at looking, smelling, asking, and understanding. Sometimes, just by looking at your face, you can roughly guess what disease you have!
Chen Nuo asked with some horror: "Taoist Priest, am I suffering from some terminal illness?"
"Don't be afraid, it's not a terminal illness!"
Su Han paused and said, "You just have some kidney deficiency!"
"what?!"
"Taoist Priest, you said I have kidney deficiency?!"
Chen Nuo couldn't accept it for a while!
As a young man, how can he be said to have kidney deficiency?
"how can that be!"
Chen Nuo immediately rolled up his sleeves, pointed to his strong arms and said, "Taoist priest, look at my muscles. I'm so strong, how can I have kidney deficiency!"
Fans in the live broadcast room instantly laughed until their stomachs ached!
[Dundu has a pumpkin]: "Young man! The Taoist priest is more magical than the old Chinese medicine doctor. He said you have kidney deficiency, so you must have kidney deficiency!"
[Fried sesame seeds]: "You are the type who only sees it but doesn't use it. Just like some fitness coaches, you can't stand it after 3 minutes!"
[Is Crayon New?]: "Brother, don't panic. Kidney deficiency is not a terminal disease and can still be cured. Just ask the Taoist Master to prescribe some medicine and give you a tonic and that's it!"
[White peony root and sugar]: "Could it be that this guy keeps having erotic dreams in his dreams and loses too much essence, causing his body to become more and more weak?"
[One Lotus King]: "Don't tell me yet! I think it's really possible!"
……
"Taoist Priest, is it really like what they said, that I suffered from kidney deficiency because of the thing in the dream?"
Chen Nuo asked in disbelief.
"Indeed it is!"
Su Han said with a smile: "It feels good for a while in the dream, but it takes a long time for the body to recover!"
"Taoist Priest, can you prescribe some medicine and give me a supplement?"
Chen Nuo spoke awkwardly.
Kidney deficiency is a big deal, and we cannot ignore it!
Su Han shook his head and smiled: "If you don't control yourself, then no matter how expensive the tonic is, it will be useless!"
"Ahem. Then I'll have to be more restrained in the future!"
Chen Nuo smiled awkwardly.
Fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!
[Tyrannosaurus Warrior]: "It's over, it's over, big brother, the news about your kidney deficiency is now known to the entire Internet!"
[Delicate and Pretty Widow]: "Master Taoist, I also want to ask if there is any good way to replenish the kidneys. I want to give my boyfriend some oyster and pork loin soup, but the effect is not obvious!"
[Sad Pig Intestine]: "Upstairs, didn't you listen to what the Taoist priest said just now? No matter how much you supplement, I can't withstand your consumption like this. I also asked my friend by the way. If there is a good recipe for kidney replenishment, please share it with the Taoist priest. one time!"
[Big Eagle Rider]: "Don't be sorry for those upstairs, all of us in the live broadcast room are our brothers. Your friend is you, right?"
...Noticing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Su Han shook his head and smiled: "Everyone seems to be quite obsessed with replenishing the kidneys!"
"Then I will share with you a small tea recipe. You can make tea and drink it without any problem!"
"10 grams of Cistanche deserticola, 10 grams of Cynomorium cynomorium, 10 grams of Morinda officinalis, 10 grams of wolfberry, and 10 grams of epimedium!"
"You can drink these medicinal materials like making tea, and just treat it as a health regimen!"
Fans outside the screen, especially many male fans, had already picked up their pens and started taking notes.
[Ham under the Moonlight]: "Don't worry, Taoist Master, I will never drink too much of this stuff, just seven or eight kilograms a day!"
[Delicate and Pretty Widow]: "Thank you Taoist Priest for sharing. I'll go to the drugstore and buy ten pounds of each medicinal material first. With such a caring girlfriend like me, he really has accumulated a lot of virtue in his lifetime!"
[Grumpy Brother]: "Seeing the girl upstairs, I suddenly felt that being single might not be a bad thing."
[Grandpa Niu from Hu Tutu]: “I just want to ask, would it be embarrassing to go to the pharmacy to get these medicines?”
……
The barrage in the live broadcast room is still very active!
At this time, Chen Nuo silently memorized this kidney-tonifying recipe and hurriedly brought the topic back.
"Taoist Priest, you haven't told me what I asked you just now!"
Chen Nuo said: "This girl who appeared in my dream is the other half of my life!"
"Is she a real person in reality? Maybe she is in a certain city, waiting to meet me!"
"There should be such a person in reality!"
Su Han nodded and answered in the affirmative!
Chen Nuo immediately jumped up from his chair with excitement and said with joy on his face: "Great, great! I knew this was not just a dream, she must be the destined match of my life!"
"Don't get excited yet."
Su Han said: "Pindao hasn't finished what he just said. There is such a person in reality, but he should be no longer alive now!"
Hearing this, Chen Nuo's happy expression instantly solidified.
"Taoist Priest, what do you mean by this?"
Chen Nuo swallowed his saliva and asked with some fear.
The audience in the live broadcast room also had speculations in their minds for a while.
Su Han didn't show off, and said straight to the point: "What Pindao means is that the girl you fell in love with in your dream may not be a human, but a ghost!"
"How is this possible?!"
Chen Nuo couldn't accept it for a while.
Co-author: In the past half month, he has been falling in love with a ghost?
"Alas! I thought she and I should be Romeo and Juliet, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai!"
Chen Nuo sighed and said, "I didn't expect that it would be Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian in the end!"
He thought to himself that even though he was a ghost, he was so beautiful, so it would be a good story, right?
At this time, he obviously did not realize the seriousness of the problem.
"Taoist Priest, why did she choose me? Is it because I'm more attractive?"
Chen Nuo asked.
Su Han replied: "This person should know you, maybe he is your former classmate or friend."
"It's impossible. I've never seen anyone so beautiful among my classmates and friends!"
Chen Nuo denied it on the spot: "And I don't know a girl named Jingjing either!"
(End of this chapter)
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