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Chapter 25 Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake friends

Chapter 25: Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake friends~
Brother Fat and Brother Bin were both overjoyed, thinking that Ye Zi was indeed a graduate of Shuchuan Conservatory of Music and indeed had two skills.

This song "The New Drunk Concubine" not only reversed the criticism of the live broadcast room, but also received a lot of gifts and rewards. This wave alone earned at least several thousand yuan.

This made Brother Fat and Brother Bin admire Ye Lin's ability even more.

At the same time, a large number of viewers came into the live broadcast room while Ye Lin was singing, and the number of people online has exceeded [-].

"Brother Sweeper, I've finished singing "The New Drunken Concubine" you ordered. Are you satisfied?"

Ye Lin faced the camera and asked with a smile. He was clearly asking how he was doing. I said I sang very well. Do you believe it now?
Someone posted a barrage saying they were dissatisfied and asked the host to return double the gift!The singing is not good at all!
But this was obviously a joke.

There are tens of thousands of viewers watching in the live broadcast room, and everyone knows whether the anchor is singing well or not. If you insist on saying that you are not satisfied and think that he is not singing well, those tens of thousands of viewers may think that you are deliberately causing trouble.

The shopkeeper also knows this very well, so he can only type on the public screen and say: "Satisfied, I'm convinced, anchor, you really have something, I was careless!"

Ye Lin smiled, OK, the first song request business was successfully completed, and he successfully saved 600 yuan.

At this time, many comments expressed that they wanted to request songs. The anchor's singing was so beautiful that it was worth sending them on a plane to request songs.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, let's do it one by one. There were a lot of people who checked out the plane just now and didn't order any songs. Let's finish their orders first and then we can order some more, okay?"

The audience was so enthusiastic that Ye Lin couldn't handle it. After all, among the 6 or [-] people, it was normal for some to be rich.

But he couldn't break the rules. There were still many people queuing in front of him, so it was impossible to let someone else's plane go to waste, right?

"Fat brother, take a look, who is in second place? Grandpa Niu from Tipping Bucket Garden, right... OK, Grandpa Niu, if you want to order any song, please put it on the public screen!"

Ye Lin quickly started his second business. The audience was so enthusiastic that he couldn't rest.

"I want to ask for a folk song from Yun Province called "Pinch Your Big Hip". Hey hey hey, if you can't sing it then give me back double the gift!"

Grandpa Niu of the Tipping Bucket Garden is typing, and this guy’s abacus is louder than the one he was scanning in the supermarket just now.

When I was scanning goods in the supermarket, I just ordered a difficult song called "The Drunken Concubine." But Grandpa Niu directly composed a folk song with regional characteristics. Good guy, I was thinking about Ye Lin's 600 yuan.

Immediately, many viewers posted comments saying what kind of song it was. I had never heard of it. It was so unpopular!
Some viewers couldn't stand it any longer, so they spoke up for Ye Lin and said, "Brother, you are too unscrupulous for 600 yuan. At least you can order a well-known pop song. If you order a folk song, who can sing it?"
"Hey hey hey, I don't care, it's the anchor who said it was casual. Who made him sound so crazy? If he can't sing, he'll get double the gift back!"

This netizen named Grandpa Niu from the Dou Dou Garden is obviously here to gather the wool. He deliberately found some songs that others have never heard of, or can’t sing even if they have heard of them.

An audience member persuaded him to order a new song, but he refused to accept it, so he ordered the song "Pinch Your Big Hip."

A viewer named "Han Youhe" was angry when he saw it. He proudly said that for the 600 yuan he had broadcast for the host, he would immediately buy a [Douyin No. 1] gift.

Ye Lin stopped him in time. Ye Lin made it clear that he would not return double the gifts to this audience, so there was no need for everyone to give him gifts to raise money.

"No, what do you mean? You have set your own rules. If you can't sing or can't sing well, you will get double the gift. Why, are you going to break the rules at the beginning?"

Grandpa Niu from Tipping Garden immediately sent a barrage questioning Ye Lin.

After all, there are 60 million fans, and there are 6 or [-] people watching in the live broadcast room. Are you embarrassed to break your own rules?
Ye Lin smiled slightly and said: "Who told you that I can't sing "Pinch Your Big Hip"?"

"Brother, do you know where I am from? I am from Sichuan Province, and I am related to Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan. Do you think I have never heard the folk songs of Yun Province?"

A family member from Yunnan, Guizhou, and Sichuan, Ye Lin was born in 93. In the early 21s, color TVs and VCDs began to become popular in rural towns. Among the many pirated CDs, folk songs from Yun Province had a place.

For example, "Take Me Old Driver" and "Pinch Your Big Hip" are relatively popular songs among the people, and Ye Lin happened to listen to them a lot when he was a child.

"Fat brother, play the accompaniment of "Pinch Your Big Hip"!"

Ye Lin said loudly, "Haha, you want to take advantage of me, it doesn't exist. Today I will let you see why I dare to let you order songs at will!"

Soon, Fat Brother played the accompaniment music of "Pinch Your Big Hip".

Most folk songs in Yun Province are duets between men and women, and this song "Pinch Your Big Hip" is no exception. Ye Lin sings the male part first:
[Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake friends~]

【Fake love, fake kindness, fake tenderness~】

【Coax me to your house,】

[You drive me away at midnight~]

"it is good!"

"Good good!"

The scene rang out with even warmer applause and cheers than the "New Drunken Concubine" just now.

Especially some middle-aged uncles. They have heard "Pinch Your Big Hip" before. Many years have passed, but they didn't expect that young guys today can also sing it. They are really excited and moved in their hearts.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Lin switched to a female voice:
[It’s not that I want to drive you away, I drive you away~] [My husband will do it when he sees it~]

[You are small and he is big,]

【Hitting you is like beating a dog~】

This time he imitated a female voice, not in a dramatic way, but in a way that really sounded like a young woman's voice, which attracted everyone's attention.

If you hadn't heard him sing with a boy's voice, just listening to these few female vocals, everyone might have doubted his true gender.

male voice:
【Since I dare to come to your home, come to your home~】

【I am not afraid of your husband~】

[Before he takes action first,]

【I will fuck his mouth a few times~】

Female voice:

[I think you are a little stupid, a little silly~]

[I came to my door in the middle of the night to ask for a beating~]

[My husband is very powerful,]

[Pinch your big crotch~]

Ye Lin's ability to switch between male and female voices with ease stunned everyone.

In the live broadcast room, some netizens who had never heard the song "Pinch Your Big Hip" said something was wrong. Damn it, there is something about the lyrics...

male voice:
[Don’t dislike me, dislike me~]

【I have been studying martial arts for several years~】

[Your husband can chop bricks,]

[My little brother knows how to do Tai Chi~]

Female voice:

[My husband is a little gangster, a little gangster~]

[Can use swords, guns and swords and sticks~]

[Knock you down in three or two strokes,]

【Take care of you~】

male voice:

【One on one, fight alone, fight alone~】

[He started crying as soon as I started doing it~]

[Took his hair with his left hand,]

[Kick him in the ribs with your right foot~]

Female voice:

[If you want to have sex with my husband, do it with my husband~]

【I'll be the referee next to you~】

【I will follow whichever one wins,】

[Lost that urine pot~]

One person played the role of two male and female voices, singing duet with himself, with both voice and emotion, and perfectly performed the Yunnan folk song "Pinch Your Big Hip".

"Thank you, thank you everyone!"

(End of this chapter)

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