Love Apartment: Female tenants, please calm down
Chapter 76 75 Be my brother-in-law!
Chapter 76 75. Be my brother-in-law!
It was early this morning.
There was a lot of noise in the apartment.
The sleepy Li Su walked out of his room with a yawn.
I took a piece of bread and a glass of milk from the kitchen, ate while walking, and came to Lin Wanyu's side, "What are these two siblings going on about?"
The noise that woke up Li Su was caused by the siblings Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo.
Lin Wanyu and Li Su started gossiping. To put it simply, during this period, Hu Yifei always beat Lu Xiaozang whenever there was something wrong for some unspeakable reason. Then the clay figurine was also very angry, and Lu Xiaozang also had a temper. Lu Xiaozang He secretly retaliated against Ms. Hu by destroying a set of "Detective Conan" comics that she had just bought and hadn't read yet, and marked the murderer on the first page.
The two siblings were noisy over this, and somehow it turned into a competition of intelligence between the two.
Hu Yifei said that as long as Lu Zhanbo could answer the intellectual questions she asked (brain teasers) correctly, then she would forget the blame; Lu Zhanbo looked like he was ready to come anyway, after all, he was a top student at MIT, and compared with intelligence, Who is he afraid of?
However, Lu Zhanbo is still too young, and his straightforward science and engineering brain cannot defeat the scheming Hu Yifei.
Lu Zhanbo naturally lost.
Hu Yifei smiled triumphantly.
"That's almost it, Ikki."
Lu Xiaozhen's time was so miserable that Li Su could hardly stand it anymore; and Li Su was tired of watching Hu Yifei beat his younger brother while eating and sleeping every day.
"You! He caused me to do that! You! You actually sympathize with him?!"
Hu Yifei was so angry that she hesitated to speak.
Others didn't know the inside story of her beating her brother, but he, Li Su, knew it.
"No, nothing happened."
Moreover, it made you feel good for a while, wasn't it? The sheets were soaked - Li Su added in his mind.
"Okay, you want to stand up for him, right? You also want to challenge me, who is both wise and brave, right?" Hu Yifei asked aggressively.
"I admit that bravery is just as smart as it is." Li Su glanced at Hu Yifei with a slight contempt.
"You!" Ms. Hu waved her fist again.
"That's that~" Li Su pointed at her fist, the meaning was self-evident - if she hit him, it would prove that what he said was right.
So Ms. Hu had to sit back angrily.
"One Hundred Ways to Manage Ms. Hu".
"So, uncle, you want to compete in Zhan Bo's place?"
"That's true..." Before Li Su could finish speaking, Lu Zhanbo slid to his knees and knelt in front of Li Su.
"Brother Su's kindness! My brother will never forget it!"
Got to be put on the shelf.
The match between Li Su and Hu Yifei is about to start.
Miss Lin scrambled to be the referee.
During the preparations for the competition, the movement of 3601 also attracted a group of neighbors on the sixth floor to come and watch - Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Guan Gu Qingqi.
After learning the ins and outs of the matter, the three of them, together with Lu Zhanbo, became Li Su's support group - everyone has a responsibility to resist Ms. Hu's tyranny!
Miss Lin came out in a well-tailored suit, wearing white gloves on her hands. She held a pile of question cards and a scoreboard in her hands. The referee's professional style was very good.
The game starts with a coin toss to determine who starts answering the questions first.
Li Su wanted the words, and Ms. Hu wanted the flowers. Both of them were very decisive.
On the other hand, Lu Ziqiao, who was watching on the sidelines, was struggling very hard. He asked for words and spent money at one moment. Everyone was left speechless by him, but he plausibly said that it was important to get the upper hand.
When a coin falls, it faces up.
Li Su started to answer the questions first.
It was Lu Ziqiao who was chattering next to him again, talking about what topics he wanted to choose, such as "European and American enjoyable" and "Japanese action".
Referee Lin gave him a yellow card.
"Please listen to the question. Hu Yifei suddenly fell from an altitude of 6000 meters to 1000 meters. Why did she still not die?"
Li Su: "Because she is a shareholder of Xia State."
"Correct answer! Next up is Yifei. Please tell me the four most popular lines spoken by Monk Sha in Journey to the West."
Hu Yifei: "First senior brother, the master was captured by the monster; second senior brother, the master was captured by the monster; first senior brother, the second senior brother was captured by the monster; first senior brother, second senior brother and the master were all captured by the monster." " Completely correct!"
Li Su and Hu Yifei just took turns answering questions back and forth. The score was very anxious, and the audience on the sidelines watched with excitement. Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to go to the toilet, but now he felt that he could endure it any longer.
There is absolutely no peeing in this game!
The score was finally settled at 15:15
"What does this mean? No one has ever beaten me to a tie." Ms. Hu's fighting spirit has been completely aroused.
Referee Lin Da told contestant Hu Yifei to calm down, "Don't be impatient, I have already prepared for overtime! Both sides have 2 minutes to answer questions. One point will be added for correct answers, one point will be deducted for wrong answers, and no points will be awarded for skipping. ,have you understood?"
If the scene at this time were animated, sparks must have been sparked between Li Su and Hu Yifei.
"Uncle comes first. Just a friendly reminder, the following questions are very wild."
Before Li Su said anything, Zeng Xiaoxian and the others next to him started roaring like evil tigers to exaggerate the atmosphere.
As a result, he got another red card, and the audience immediately became honest.
"Timer starts! What animal can be attached to the wall?"
"seal."
As soon as Li Su finished speaking, Guan Gu magically laughed next to him, "I told Su Jun this. When I first learned Chinese, I couldn't tell the difference between the posters and the seals!"
Next, Li Su answered a series of questions about the turtle building a house and guessing the health products, such as "Gate within the Gai", "New Gai within the Gai", and "Ju Neng Gai (calcium)".
"Next question, Yifei broke something when she was in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break?"
"Wow~ Are you sure you're in high school?" A group of men expressed subtle expressions.
It was unclear whether Li Su was influenced by them or because of Ms. Hu's usually hot and bold dressing style and sexy and coquettish figure, so Li Su whispered the man's unspoken answer to Lin Wanyu.
After hearing this, Judge Lin's face suddenly became extremely red, and he hit Li Su on the head with the question card.
"Of course not! Oh, it's her 800-meter long-distance running record! If you answer the question wrong, one point will be deducted! And, uncle, you received two yellow cards!"
Then Hu Yifei answered the questions. Like Li Su, she only answered five questions, but she skipped one of them, and she answered one wrong, so her final score was 2 points, while Li Su's was 3 point.
Hu Yifei was defeated by Li Su by one point.
The question that Hu Yifei skipped was - Where did the slogan "One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization" come from.
Although she always teases Ms. Hu for being the best between two men, she is not a man and has never been to the men's room, so she naturally doesn't know.
The question that Ms. Hu answered incorrectly was - There is something magical in Guan Gu, which is longer than all the boys here. What is it?
This topic is really wild.
A group of people thought wrong again and were chattering and laughing.
Referee Lin also gave Ms. Hu a reminder: {It is long anyway, and longer than Zhan Bo and Zeng Xiaoxian, and the uncle's is the shortest, you know, you have seen it}.
This reminds me that the more you trace, the more distorted it becomes.
Ms. Hu also wanted to go there.
She hesitated to speak. She originally wanted to pretend to be a lady and reserved, but she was a guy who would do anything to win, so she gritted her teeth and whispered the answer to Lin Wanyu. Then, she also ate two yellow card.
Referee Lin was a little angry for no reason. If the uncle said the shortest words, who would give her future happiness?Bah bah bah!Who wants him to give himself happiness?
"It's a name!"
When the answer was revealed, Hu Yifei was very upset, while the boys cheered loudly.
In fact, it's not to blame that these men and women who eat and drink have dirty minds. Who asked Lin Wanyu, a white-cut and black-faced young lady, to come up with such "wild" topics?
"Okay, I'm willing to admit defeat and show off my skills. You don't have to turn a blind eye when sleeping in the future."
"Woohoo! Big victory!"
Lu Zhanbo was so excited that what he said next came out of his mind, "Sister, didn't you always say that the partner you are looking for is either stronger or smarter than you? Now that Brother Su has defeated you, then Let Brother Su be my brother-in-law!"
As soon as Lu Zhanbo finished speaking, the whole place fell silent.
"This... this doesn't count, brain teasers don't count!" Ms. Hu then said something about scholars who wanted to be upright, but she still refused to accept it.
Ms. Hu fled.
The air in the apartment was filled with cheerfulness.
However, Miss Lin glanced at Lu Zhanbo with a smile, "Zhanbo, I think you still need to keep one eye open when sleeping in the future."
Lu Zhanbo will offend people. After offending Ms. Hu, he will offend Miss Lin.
(End of this chapter)
It was early this morning.
There was a lot of noise in the apartment.
The sleepy Li Su walked out of his room with a yawn.
I took a piece of bread and a glass of milk from the kitchen, ate while walking, and came to Lin Wanyu's side, "What are these two siblings going on about?"
The noise that woke up Li Su was caused by the siblings Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo.
Lin Wanyu and Li Su started gossiping. To put it simply, during this period, Hu Yifei always beat Lu Xiaozang whenever there was something wrong for some unspeakable reason. Then the clay figurine was also very angry, and Lu Xiaozang also had a temper. Lu Xiaozang He secretly retaliated against Ms. Hu by destroying a set of "Detective Conan" comics that she had just bought and hadn't read yet, and marked the murderer on the first page.
The two siblings were noisy over this, and somehow it turned into a competition of intelligence between the two.
Hu Yifei said that as long as Lu Zhanbo could answer the intellectual questions she asked (brain teasers) correctly, then she would forget the blame; Lu Zhanbo looked like he was ready to come anyway, after all, he was a top student at MIT, and compared with intelligence, Who is he afraid of?
However, Lu Zhanbo is still too young, and his straightforward science and engineering brain cannot defeat the scheming Hu Yifei.
Lu Zhanbo naturally lost.
Hu Yifei smiled triumphantly.
"That's almost it, Ikki."
Lu Xiaozhen's time was so miserable that Li Su could hardly stand it anymore; and Li Su was tired of watching Hu Yifei beat his younger brother while eating and sleeping every day.
"You! He caused me to do that! You! You actually sympathize with him?!"
Hu Yifei was so angry that she hesitated to speak.
Others didn't know the inside story of her beating her brother, but he, Li Su, knew it.
"No, nothing happened."
Moreover, it made you feel good for a while, wasn't it? The sheets were soaked - Li Su added in his mind.
"Okay, you want to stand up for him, right? You also want to challenge me, who is both wise and brave, right?" Hu Yifei asked aggressively.
"I admit that bravery is just as smart as it is." Li Su glanced at Hu Yifei with a slight contempt.
"You!" Ms. Hu waved her fist again.
"That's that~" Li Su pointed at her fist, the meaning was self-evident - if she hit him, it would prove that what he said was right.
So Ms. Hu had to sit back angrily.
"One Hundred Ways to Manage Ms. Hu".
"So, uncle, you want to compete in Zhan Bo's place?"
"That's true..." Before Li Su could finish speaking, Lu Zhanbo slid to his knees and knelt in front of Li Su.
"Brother Su's kindness! My brother will never forget it!"
Got to be put on the shelf.
The match between Li Su and Hu Yifei is about to start.
Miss Lin scrambled to be the referee.
During the preparations for the competition, the movement of 3601 also attracted a group of neighbors on the sixth floor to come and watch - Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Guan Gu Qingqi.
After learning the ins and outs of the matter, the three of them, together with Lu Zhanbo, became Li Su's support group - everyone has a responsibility to resist Ms. Hu's tyranny!
Miss Lin came out in a well-tailored suit, wearing white gloves on her hands. She held a pile of question cards and a scoreboard in her hands. The referee's professional style was very good.
The game starts with a coin toss to determine who starts answering the questions first.
Li Su wanted the words, and Ms. Hu wanted the flowers. Both of them were very decisive.
On the other hand, Lu Ziqiao, who was watching on the sidelines, was struggling very hard. He asked for words and spent money at one moment. Everyone was left speechless by him, but he plausibly said that it was important to get the upper hand.
When a coin falls, it faces up.
Li Su started to answer the questions first.
It was Lu Ziqiao who was chattering next to him again, talking about what topics he wanted to choose, such as "European and American enjoyable" and "Japanese action".
Referee Lin gave him a yellow card.
"Please listen to the question. Hu Yifei suddenly fell from an altitude of 6000 meters to 1000 meters. Why did she still not die?"
Li Su: "Because she is a shareholder of Xia State."
"Correct answer! Next up is Yifei. Please tell me the four most popular lines spoken by Monk Sha in Journey to the West."
Hu Yifei: "First senior brother, the master was captured by the monster; second senior brother, the master was captured by the monster; first senior brother, the second senior brother was captured by the monster; first senior brother, second senior brother and the master were all captured by the monster." " Completely correct!"
Li Su and Hu Yifei just took turns answering questions back and forth. The score was very anxious, and the audience on the sidelines watched with excitement. Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to go to the toilet, but now he felt that he could endure it any longer.
There is absolutely no peeing in this game!
The score was finally settled at 15:15
"What does this mean? No one has ever beaten me to a tie." Ms. Hu's fighting spirit has been completely aroused.
Referee Lin Da told contestant Hu Yifei to calm down, "Don't be impatient, I have already prepared for overtime! Both sides have 2 minutes to answer questions. One point will be added for correct answers, one point will be deducted for wrong answers, and no points will be awarded for skipping. ,have you understood?"
If the scene at this time were animated, sparks must have been sparked between Li Su and Hu Yifei.
"Uncle comes first. Just a friendly reminder, the following questions are very wild."
Before Li Su said anything, Zeng Xiaoxian and the others next to him started roaring like evil tigers to exaggerate the atmosphere.
As a result, he got another red card, and the audience immediately became honest.
"Timer starts! What animal can be attached to the wall?"
"seal."
As soon as Li Su finished speaking, Guan Gu magically laughed next to him, "I told Su Jun this. When I first learned Chinese, I couldn't tell the difference between the posters and the seals!"
Next, Li Su answered a series of questions about the turtle building a house and guessing the health products, such as "Gate within the Gai", "New Gai within the Gai", and "Ju Neng Gai (calcium)".
"Next question, Yifei broke something when she was in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break?"
"Wow~ Are you sure you're in high school?" A group of men expressed subtle expressions.
It was unclear whether Li Su was influenced by them or because of Ms. Hu's usually hot and bold dressing style and sexy and coquettish figure, so Li Su whispered the man's unspoken answer to Lin Wanyu.
After hearing this, Judge Lin's face suddenly became extremely red, and he hit Li Su on the head with the question card.
"Of course not! Oh, it's her 800-meter long-distance running record! If you answer the question wrong, one point will be deducted! And, uncle, you received two yellow cards!"
Then Hu Yifei answered the questions. Like Li Su, she only answered five questions, but she skipped one of them, and she answered one wrong, so her final score was 2 points, while Li Su's was 3 point.
Hu Yifei was defeated by Li Su by one point.
The question that Hu Yifei skipped was - Where did the slogan "One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization" come from.
Although she always teases Ms. Hu for being the best between two men, she is not a man and has never been to the men's room, so she naturally doesn't know.
The question that Ms. Hu answered incorrectly was - There is something magical in Guan Gu, which is longer than all the boys here. What is it?
This topic is really wild.
A group of people thought wrong again and were chattering and laughing.
Referee Lin also gave Ms. Hu a reminder: {It is long anyway, and longer than Zhan Bo and Zeng Xiaoxian, and the uncle's is the shortest, you know, you have seen it}.
This reminds me that the more you trace, the more distorted it becomes.
Ms. Hu also wanted to go there.
She hesitated to speak. She originally wanted to pretend to be a lady and reserved, but she was a guy who would do anything to win, so she gritted her teeth and whispered the answer to Lin Wanyu. Then, she also ate two yellow card.
Referee Lin was a little angry for no reason. If the uncle said the shortest words, who would give her future happiness?Bah bah bah!Who wants him to give himself happiness?
"It's a name!"
When the answer was revealed, Hu Yifei was very upset, while the boys cheered loudly.
In fact, it's not to blame that these men and women who eat and drink have dirty minds. Who asked Lin Wanyu, a white-cut and black-faced young lady, to come up with such "wild" topics?
"Okay, I'm willing to admit defeat and show off my skills. You don't have to turn a blind eye when sleeping in the future."
"Woohoo! Big victory!"
Lu Zhanbo was so excited that what he said next came out of his mind, "Sister, didn't you always say that the partner you are looking for is either stronger or smarter than you? Now that Brother Su has defeated you, then Let Brother Su be my brother-in-law!"
As soon as Lu Zhanbo finished speaking, the whole place fell silent.
"This... this doesn't count, brain teasers don't count!" Ms. Hu then said something about scholars who wanted to be upright, but she still refused to accept it.
Ms. Hu fled.
The air in the apartment was filled with cheerfulness.
However, Miss Lin glanced at Lu Zhanbo with a smile, "Zhanbo, I think you still need to keep one eye open when sleeping in the future."
Lu Zhanbo will offend people. After offending Ms. Hu, he will offend Miss Lin.
(End of this chapter)
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