The devil is coming

Chapter 534 Demon King
The missing person is back,
This is a thing to rejoice;
Although he was a proficient craftsman in the Demon King sequence and was perfectly absent from the siege battle,
but,
It's good that people are still there.
There was also a woman who came back with Xue San. The woman had a big braid and was quite fat, but because she was big, she looked well-proportioned to a certain extent.
There was thick rouge on his face and his lips were as red as A Ming who had just sucked blood.
The most obvious thing is her crotch. The crotch is quite big, but it is not cumbersome. It is a bit like the Eastern version of Kardashian.
"Subordinates refer to the Lord!"
Xue San knelt down on one knee to salute Zheng Fan.
It took such a long time for Ru Chu to come back to see each other. San'er really misses everyone. Although the life outside is also very exciting, but how can I put it, if you stay alone for a long time, you will easily become lonely.
It's like a wolf who has been away from the pack for too long. Even though he can hunt and eat by his own strength, he still misses the days when he was in the pack.
"Good Lord, have you eaten yet?"
The woman also knelt down in front of Zheng Fan.
"Come in, someone, prepare the meal."
Xue San led the woman in. The two of them were together, and it felt like an inversion of beauty and the beast. If San'er changed into a set of children's clothes, it would really be a mother and son going shopping.
When the woman came in, the sword master opened his eyes, glanced at the woman, and then closed them again, just his fingertips, gently stroking the scabbard in his hand from time to time.
Uncle Zheng pointed at the woman and said:
"Introduction."
"My lord, her name is Hu Bamei, you can just call her Bamei. When she was in the Liang Kingdom, she saved her subordinate once. At that time, in order to go around with the Chu people, the subordinate accidentally made dumplings by the Chu people. She managed to escape, but He was seriously injured and fell off the cliff..."
Speaking of which,
Xue San shrugged and smiled;
"Next, it's a very cliché development."
Zheng Fan nodded and said:
"So have you gone to bed?"
"Cough cough..."
Xue San coughed continuously.
Hu Bamei put her arms around Xue San's shoulders. Xue San was like a small boat wrapped in huge waves.
The woman spoke:
"He won't obey!"
There was great resentment in his tone.
Soon, the food was served.
Xue San didn't bother to eat, and kept chatting with Uncle Zheng about his affairs in the Liang Kingdom. He had already heard a rough idea of ​​the war here when he met the Xue Haijun Sentry in the periphery.
Hu Bamei, on the other hand, must have been very hungry. She couldn't eat enough. These few dishes were enough for her to eat alone.
Halfway through the conversation, Uncle Zheng ordered the guards at the door to add more dishes.
Xue Sanze said to the eighth sister: "Eat slowly, eat slowly, don't choke. Do you still remember how uncomfortable it was when you choked on a steamed bun by the Wangjiang River last time?"
Hearing this, Hu Bamei nodded, but she did not slow down her eating speed. Instead, she muttered while eating:
“The food here is delicious and fragrant!”
This woman looks a little silly.
It feels like a perfect match for Fan Li, but maybe just because he is like this, he likes to be opposite. For example, Xue San brought this one back, while Fan Li likes to take Sword Maid shopping with him.
"My Lord, you are injured. Go to the back room and I will take a look at it for you."
"it is good."
Uncle Zheng got up and entered the back room.
Xue San got up and followed.
The sword master was still sitting there, eyes half closed.
The eighth sister was still there, devouring it.
Uncle Zheng walked out of the side door of the back room, and Xue San followed him out. The two simply walked to the yard, which was quite far away from the previous reception room.
Uncle Zheng stretched his waist and said:
"Unsteady?"
It’s clear who the unsteady person refers to.
Shagu rescued Xue San and promised to marry him with her body. She followed Xue San from Liang to Eastern Jin Dynasty.
It's a beautiful and clichéd story, but it's a bit too clichéd, so clichéd that it makes people feel a little unreal.
Xue San nodded and shook his head.
"What do you mean?"
"I really didn't know her lifeline, but she did save me."
"researched?"
"When I was in the Liang Kingdom, I specifically asked the Prime Minister of the Liang Kingdom to send someone to check for me. Hefei was so innocent that it was difficult for me not to raise any doubts.
It was said that her family suffered a disaster when she was young, her parents were killed by bandits, and she went crazy. Later, she was adopted as a child bride by another family.
That family originally had three sons, but before they could get married, the three sons died of illness one by one before they came of age. The villagers called her a broomstick and wanted to burn her to death. Finally, she ran to the mountains. He survived.
He is a bit naive, but he has a lot of strength. He built himself a thatched house in the mountains and lived a good life. "
The corner of Uncle Zheng's mouth twitched, "You shouldn't pay attention to this kind of person, because she is unusual in her own right, and she will definitely be a character in future generations of strange novels."
"That's not."
"But you brought her back anyway."
"Because she saved me."
"Life-saving grace can be expressed in many ways, such as giving her a large sum of money."
Xue San remained silent.
"Are you interested in her?"
Xue San gritted his teeth and said: "My lord, I don't know if this is interesting, but I know clearly that her background may be a little complicated, but it is this feeling of being with her that is not simple. Together, it’s exciting.
The feeling of being stabbed to death by someone around you at any time while sleeping in the middle of the night. No, using a knife is too unsightly. In other ways, she can show other methods.
In short, that sense of excitement and anticipation made me feel fulfilled every day on the road.
Lord, can you understand this feeling? "
Uncle Zheng sighed and said:
"can."
"Long live the understanding."
Xue San made an "innocent" face.
"But you can stimulate her. I don't want to stimulate her along with you, and neither do the others. It's not like you don't know how powerful Qian Guo's silver-armored wife is."
"One thing I can confirm is that she is not a Silver Armored Guard."
"Perhaps Lao Tian also confirmed this before."
"My subordinates feel that it is impossible for Du Juan's identity to be concealed from King Jingnan."
"Okay, she, what kind of eighth sister is this?"
"Hu Bamei."
"How do you plan to resettle him? Will he be resettled back to Snow Customs?"
"I have this idea, but it depends on you, Lord..."
"I won't agree."
"Then, just stay in the army?"
"No way."
"I'll send someone to Yingdu to buy a house and help you settle in it, okay?"
Xue San nodded and said: "Okay, Lord."
It can be seen that Xue San's face is a little reluctant to leave, and he is still unfinished.
But he also knew that it was okay for him to risk his own safety for fun, but it was unreasonable and impossible for the Lord and other demon kings to experience this feeling with him.
"By the way, my lord, on the other side of the Wangjiang River, there are river repair works."
"I know."
"But my subordinates feel that the purpose may not be that simple."
"What did you find?"
"With her around, I didn't dare to check it carefully."
"Fortunately, you haven't had sperm in your brain yet."
"This is necessary, my lord, but one thing can be confirmed. This river engineering project in Wangjiang should be preparation for this attack on Chu."
"Okay, I might as well ask Tian Wujing directly in two days."
"Yes, my lord."
"Okay, go back."
When she returned to the living room, Hu Bamei was already sitting at the dining table, burping. The dishes on the table had been cleared away.
"Delicious, fragrant, really fragrant."
Bamei looked at Xue San who had returned, with a happy smile on her face.
Xue San walked over, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, and gently wiped the oil stains on the corners of her mouth, his doting affection beyond words.
The sword master was still sitting there, not moving.
"Hehehe, I want to eat this every day, eat this every day." Hu Bamei said, pointing to the plate on the table.
"Okay, okay, from now on, someone will do it for you every day." Xue San coaxed.
Like a magic trick, Hu Bamei took out a greasy chicken leg from her clothes and brought it to Xue San's mouth.
whispered:
"Eat, it's specially left for you, it smells good."
Xue San took a bite of the chicken leg.
"Does it smell good?"
"Smells, smells good."
Uncle Zheng looked at this scene and said, "Are you acting out a rural love story?"
Xue San scratched his head shyly, still biting the chicken leg in his mouth.
Immediately, Uncle Zheng looked at the Sword Master, with his back to Hu Bamei, and pointed at her.
The sword master understood, stood up, and walked to the cubicle.
Seeing this, Uncle Zheng had no choice but to follow him.
The sword master walked from the side door of the compartment into the courtyard.
Uncle Zheng had no choice but to follow and come here again.
"Where did this woman come from?" the sword master asked.
"A wild girl in the mountains." Uncle Zheng replied, "But I don't really believe it."
At this time, Xue San came over again, smiled at the Sword Master, and said, "What did you see?"
The sword master shook his head and said: "I didn't notice it, I just felt that this girl was very clean."
"No, I cleaned it myself. It was originally in the mountains, but it was very dirty."
"It's not that clean, it's..."
The sword master gestured with his fingers and said:
"Chuchen."
immediately,
The Sword Master continued: "Those outsiders who are good at cultivating Taoism often give people this feeling. It's a pity that Tian Wujing came here and then left. If he were here now, he might be able to do more than me." See something."
And then,
Outside the living room, a tall figure walked in. He had a white cloth tied around his head, a black gauze on his shoulders, and a mourning robe on his body.
It was Fan Li.
"My lord, see if I look good in this outfit. If it looks good, I will wear it for you and kowtow to you."
Fan Li walked into the living room. In the living room, Hu Bamei was the only one leaning on a chair. She had eaten and drank enough and was already snoring.
Seeing such a big woman lying here snoring, Fan Li was a little confused.
And then,
Hu Bamei seemed to be talking in her sleep, murmuring:
"Grandma...stone tablet...stone tablet...grandma..."
Fan Li scratched his head and looked around, preparing to kowtow to his master.
"The stone tablet...the devil...comes...the devil...seven...seven..."
Fan Li's eyes widened suddenly, and he quickly turned around to look at Hu Bamei, who was still sleeping there.
"Mom, something seems to have happened."
finished,
Fan Li took off the giant ax tied to his back and held it in his hand. The strange woman's sleep talk made Fan Li feel very uncomfortable.
Fan Li's way of dealing with this feeling is often very simple;
"How about cutting it off?"
(End of this chapter)