The devil is coming

Chapter 63 The real... strong man
After getting off the carriage, Zheng Fan felt that it was really funny that he had just been fighting with the air there.
Especially the two of them, Xu Wenzu, thought that the sloppy man was the other's. One showed kindness, the other showed caution, but he turned out to be just a passerby who was eating and drinking.
But right away,
Following Zheng Fan’s order,
Five centurions, including Wang Duan, immediately led their men out and began to search the entire camp for the sloppy man.
The search lasted for two hours, but nothing was found. It seemed that the sloppy man just came over and ate half of the roast chicken before evaporating in the camp.
Zheng Fan didn't like the feeling of being out of control when something unexpected happened, because it would make him unsure whether he could take action against Xu Wenzu in the future.
With a touch of uneasiness, Zheng Fan returned to his tent.
As soon as he opened the tent, Zheng Fan was stunned. He saw the sloppy man sitting next to his bed, eating a small hot pot with chopsticks.
Hot pot was prepared by Siniang for herself. The soul of hot pot is chili, Sichuan peppercorns and other spices. Because there are many merchants in the Western Regions here, there is no shortage and the price is not high.
In ancient times, having a spicy hot pot meal was an absolute treat.
But at this moment, someone else was the first to enjoy it.
Zheng Fan's eyes wandered around the tent and saw Siniang standing in the corner, looking wary.
call,
I breathed a long sigh of relief,
Hot Pot,
If someone eats you, just eat it.
As long as Si Niang is fine.
However, judging from Siniang's guarded posture, he didn't make a mistake. This sloppy man was by no means an easy role.
After all, Siniang is one of the Seven Demon Kings, and she eats more salt than she eats rice;
Zheng Fan trusted her judgment.
Even if it were someone slightly stronger than her, Si Niang would still be able to remain calm and composed, even chatting and laughing with her, and she would never be in this state.
come on,
After searching the camp for so long, this man was actually sitting in his tent eating hot pot.
In particular, Siniang watched him eating hot pot but did not intervene.
I began to weigh in my mind;
If I put down the curtain and turn around and run, running with light, can I run to a safe distance?
at least,
Run to the center of the team and ask Wang Duan and his men to come and act as scapegoats to stop him?
Zheng Fan looked at Siniang,
Si Niang shook her head slightly.
hiss……
Does this mean you don’t even have time to run?
Zheng Fan still believed in Siniang's judgment, that is, if the sloppy man in front of him wanted to kill him, he would not be able to escape at this distance.
Then,
There were only two choices left before him.
One is: Hahahaha, I went to the wrong door, brother, keep eating and drinking.
The other is: Since you can’t beat it, then join it and eat together!
Zheng Fan lowered the curtain, walked in openly, and sat down in front of the sloppy man.
The sloppy man raised his head and glanced at Zheng Fan, then continued to use chopsticks to pick out an egg dumpling from the hot pot and put it into his mouth.
It was very hot. He kept mouthing while eating, tilted his neck up, and gurgled for a long time before finally swallowing.
Zheng Fan shook his head and said:
"This is wrong. How can you eat hot pot without dipping sauce?"
With that said, Zheng Fan waved to Siniang and said:
"Si Niang, bring the saucer over here. Eating hot pot without dipping it is simply a blasphemy against hot pot."
The sloppy man suddenly smiled when he heard this.
It seems that he has completely understood Zheng Fan's tricks.
But Zheng Fan is really not afraid of the other party knowing his tricks, because he has many tricks.
From Guo Jing and Huang Rong to Zhang Wuji and Xiao Yan, from the Eighteen Palms of Subduing a Dragon to fighting spirit turning into a horse,
Zheng Fan didn't have too many tricks and routines on how the silly protagonist could win the favor of the big boss.
Life is originally a process of tossing back and forth between routines and anti-routines.
Either, you will get your first opportunity in this world tonight;
Or, next year, the blind men can come here, visit their own graves and pull weeds at the same time.
When Siniang saw that Zheng Fan had calmed down, she naturally did not show any timidity and immediately went to get the dishes and seasonings.
"Come and watch."
Zheng Fan first scooped the minced garlic into a bowl, added a large amount of chopped green onion and coriander, and sprinkled some sesame seeds. Then he picked up the spoon in the hot pot, scooped out the soup base from the hot pot and poured it into the saucepan.
Tsk tsk tsk, done!
Sesame and garlic have only recently been introduced to the East and have not been cultivated on a large scale. However, it is not difficult to get them here in Hutou City due to the favorable geographical location.
The only shortcoming is that Hutou City is too far in the north and inland, so it is a bit unrealistic to cook some oysters and consume a lot of fuel.
Zheng Fan handed the plate of ingredients to the sloppy man in front of him.
The slovenly man was not polite and took the roasted chicken from Xu Wenzu's hand just like before.
"Eat with dipping." Zheng Fan reminded.
The sloppy man picked up a meatball, stirred it in the saucepan, and put it in his mouth.
"How about it, is it delicious?"
The sloppy man nodded, then picked up vegetables and ate them more quickly.
“Actually, there is sesame sauce, but I can’t get used to it, so I didn’t make it.
By the way, Siniang, bring out the wine made by A Ming. "
Drinking is not allowed in the military, but now, why do you care about discipline?
Siniang brought the wine over, poured two glasses of it herself, then stepped back and stood.
"Come on, let's go one?"
Zheng Fan handed a wine glass to the sloppy man.
The sloppy man took the wine glass, seemed to hesitate for a moment, and left with Zheng Fan.
The scene was a bit heartwarming, but only the person involved knew how panicked he was.
Finally, the hot pot was finished.
The hot-pot dishes were all gone. This was Zheng Fan’s food for two days on the road. This guy ate them all in one meal. He seemed a little unsatisfied. He even picked up the pot and drank all the soup.
after eating,
The sloppy man was very satisfied. He touched his belly with one hand and started...picking his feet with the other hand.
"Sixth Mother, bring me my Dafu."
"Ok."
Si Niang brought the snacks over.
Zheng Fan stretched out his hand and gestured:
"Snack after dinner."
The sloppy man picked up a big fortune with his clawed hands and put it into his mouth. He seemed to be very satisfied with the soft and glutinous texture and ate it up like a breeze.
"Brother, it's a pity. I'm on the road now and I don't have much prepared. Otherwise, when I finish my work, you can follow me back. I promise to provide you with good food and drink every day, all year round. With a heavy look.”
If it were anyone else, if they met such an unfathomable person, they would want to stay away from him as soon as possible, but Zheng Fan did the opposite and wanted to take him home directly.
This is the fortune-making experience of the protagonists in many scripts!
"Hehehehe, hehehehe..."
The sloppy man put his fingers under his nose, sniffed hard, and then laughed.
"Ha ha ha ha…………"
Although he didn't know what he was laughing about, Zheng Fan also laughed.
"Promise me everything?" the sloppy man asked.
"As long as I have it." Zheng Fan answered simply.
The sloppy man stretched out his hand and pointed at Si Niang, who was standing next to her disguised as a man.
"She is very nice."
Siniang's disguise could deceive ordinary people, but she certainly couldn't deceive his eyes.
Zheng Fan heard this,
Laughed,
"Then draw your sword."
There is no need to talk about this.
People who have committed suicide have their first goal in this world, which is to cause trouble.
You have to sacrifice your own woman to compromise. What do you want?
Zheng Fan is very open to this point.
Siniang came over, opened her hands, and the threads began to stretch out.
The sloppy man showed no reaction, but said calmly:
"She is very nice."
"I know."
Then,
The sloppy man pointed at Zheng Fan again and said:
"He is also very good."
Obviously, the sloppy man was not referring to Zheng Fan.
Zheng Fan also immediately understood that the other party was referring to the magic pill!
He can even see the existence of magic pills!
next moment,
A cold feeling began to hit Zheng Fan's whole body.
violent,
curse,
disaster,
All kinds of negative atmosphere began to be vented.
The sloppy man's hand was placed on the small table.
whispered:
"Barbarian God, on top."
"boom!"
Zheng Fan only felt that his ears started to roar,
next moment,
All the threads in Siniang's hands were broken, and the negative aura that had just risen from Zheng Fan's body was forcibly suppressed in an instant!
Zheng Fan's eyes widened and he looked at the sloppy man in front of him.
Oh shit,
These are barbarians!
This barbarian is so strong!
What grade is he?
Eighth grade?No, the eighth grade can't be so strong, the seventh grade?Sixth grade?Or even...further forward?
"Your food is delicious."
The sloppy man waved his hand, and the momentum he had just dissipated instantly.
Siniang knelt on the ground on one knee, breathing heavily, her chest rising and falling.
"I also understand what you are thinking."
The sloppy man leaned back slightly and said helplessly:
"It's a pity. In the past, I would have really been willing to go to your house. Maybe I would really give you what you want."
"Now, can't you?"
Zheng Fan asked.
The sloppy man shook his head.
Road:
"My time is running out."
"I have a doctor at home who can treat illnesses." Zheng Fan said immediately.
"I'm not sick."
There was a hint of amusement in the sloppy man's eyes.
Pointing at Zheng Fan again,
Road:
"Both of them are very good. You were also very good originally, but compared with the two of them, you are... a bit unworthy."
"..." Zheng Fan.
This is not what I want to hear!
"It's a pity that you are not a barbarian, otherwise I could recommend you to the sacrificial hall."
Zheng Fan immediately said seriously: "Yes, I have always regretted this matter. In the past, I thought the barbarians were terrible and barbaric, but it was not until I came into contact with them that I discovered their cuteness and their ability to sing well." Wu, they are warm and hospitable..."
The sloppy man raised his hand towards Zheng Fan.
Zheng Fan blinked and asked:
"what happened?"
"Don't stop, keep talking nonsense."
"..." Zheng Fan.
"I have troubled you to cook this whole journey. In return, I will not kill you."
This reward is so rich.
It seems that the sloppy man himself felt that it was a bit too shameless, so he added another line, saying:
"I can also help you kill the fat man in the carriage before I die."
"No, no, no, he is my elder, you misunderstood."
"But I was on the carriage and felt your murderous intention towards him."
"Forehead…………"
"Now that I'm full, I want to rest. Arrange a tent for me."
"Okay, that's no problem, but senior, can you tell me your junior's name? If it's inconvenient, just pretend I didn't ask. I just feel that I will regret it for the rest of my life if I can't learn my senior's name after seeing your heroic appearance tonight."
"You Central Plains people have a saying that a man should not change his surname even when he is doing business; my name is Que Shi, Sha Tuo Que Shi."
hiss! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
What the hell!
"And you, young man, what is your name?"
Zheng Fan took a deep breath,
Hold fists with both hands,
Very solemnly:
"My name is Fan Li."
(End of this chapter)