Infinite war begins with Cao thief.

Chapter 395: Funny People Are Usually Not Funny

You have a way to die!
Fa Zheng wanted to point at Nagato’s nose and scold him!
He discovered that Nagato would always use his special train of thought at certain special times to ultimately decide to trick him.

Fa Zheng even wanted to dig out Nagato's Rinnegan.

If Nagato really went to Taki no Kuni to attack, regardless of how much damage he would cause, he would probably have no choice but to commit suicide and transform into a ghost to apologize.

After becoming a ghost, he might even have to get a tattoo on his face because he can't afford to lose face.

That’s very embarrassing!
"Little Takigakure, just leave it to Uchiha Obito. Now that we have taken action against the five major ninja sects, the remaining ninja sects will definitely not give up, and at least they will be prepared.

"Nagato, your ability is useful, but what if the enemy disperses the Ninja Sect? What if they disperse to more than a dozen cities? Or if they get desperate and several major Ninja Sects attack us together, trying to completely destroy the Rain Country physically?"

Fa Zheng questioned.

"This...Aren't they afraid?"

Nagato's idea was still somewhat naive.

He felt that he was the biggest strategic weapon.

However, the fact is, as long as he is not strong enough to be invincible, how could others let him go easily and submit to him?
Everyone knows that Nagato is just a man-made product.

Moreover, to this day, most of the ninja clans have learned from the intelligence sent by other war agents that the Mangekyō Sharingan plus Hashirama's cells may awaken the Rinnegan.

In this situation, other ninja clans would rather obtain the Rinnegan to deal with the possible threat from the Uchiha clan of Konoha.

"I think that the best plan now is to take advantage of the collapse of Sunagakure and directly organize those who are willing to follow us. Then we can go downstream and take the big river at the border between Wind Country and River Country and directly seize Water Country!"

Fa Zheng gave new suggestions based on local conditions.

"Conquer the Water Kingdom?"

Nagato couldn't keep up with Fa Zheng's train of thought at all.

"I heard that the civil unrest in the Water Country is getting worse and worse, and the Kirigakure Ninja Sect can no longer control the situation in the Water Country. We just happened to go there and occupy their nest, keeping a low profile.

By then, we can not only capture two more tailed beasts, but more importantly, the Water Country is isolated from other ninja clans, easy to defend but difficult to attack, and there is no value in attacking it. By then, we can rest and recuperate, and make plans calmly.

Not only that, after we leave, the Rain Country and the Wind Country will become unowned land. Do you think the other three ninja clans will fight for these territories?"

Fa Zheng explained in detail.

"Tayu has a point!"

Nagato nodded heavily.

Nagato was easily influenced and had no opinion of his own. In the original story, he was forced to do something against his will, but now he has made Fa Zheng his backbone.

In order to prevent Nagato from changing his mind again, Fa Zheng gave Nagato another layer of insurance: "The Water Country has been devastated by wars in recent years and is extremely yearning for peace. This is also the best fertile ground for us to promote and practice our ideas. When we unify the Water Country, maybe we can turn the Water Country's ninjas into our comrades!

By then, we will not only have a large number of staunch supporters, but also truly possess a powerful force. With the support of these ninjas, our ideals can be further achieved!"

"I listen to you!"

Nagato's blood boiled at what Fa Zheng said, and he nodded heavily.

So, after defeating the Sand Ninjas and capturing the One-Tailed Shukaku, Nagato directly ordered the Rain Ninjas to migrate.

This sudden order was carried out smoothly under Nagato's authority.

Fa Zheng also fully demonstrated the command and dispatch capabilities of a first-class commander who had led millions of troops to expand territory all year round, and everything was arranged in an orderly manner.

This allowed the Yuyin army and civilians to advance quite smoothly.

Because of the suddenness of the action and Nagato's deterrent power, they did not encounter any large-scale attacks along the way. Instead, Nagato attacked some coastal docks in advance and seized many ships.

The army set out across the sea in a mighty force, but what Nagato didn't know was that real danger was waiting for him on the sea.

However, before the real danger comes, he still needs to deal with one person - Jiraiya.

"Nagato, stop it!"

Jiraiya blocked Nagato's path with a complicated expression.
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On the other hand, Uchiha Obito separated from Nagato and decided to go to Taki Country. He also specifically sought Kakashi's opinion, or rather, showed off in front of Kakashi.

"Waste Kakashi, I'm going to catch the tailed beast soon. Can you defeat it? You can't, right? Hahahaha..."

Uchiha Obito laughed triumphantly.

Kakashi rolled his dead eyes indifferently. He didn't want to talk to an idiot.

However, he couldn't help but ask his doubts: "As far as I know, the strongest tailed beasts are the Eight-Tails and the Nine-Tails, right? What you are doing now will only make those stronger ninja clans ready. It will be more difficult to capture those powerful tailed beasts at that time, right?"

"Ok?"

Uchiha Obito couldn't help but look deeply at Hatake Kakashi: "Kakashi, I was right about you. You also want to attack Konoha! I have realized the mistake of killing my teacher, but you don't even want to let go of my teacher's only child! You are the real treacherous and evil person!"

Hatake Kakashi: ...

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At this moment, Hatake Kakashi just wanted to slap himself in the face: I told you not to talk too much, I told you not to talk too much, I told you not to talk too much! You are alive to be slapped in the face!
"Humph, Konoha is probably waiting for you now, go ahead, but don't drag me along!"

Kakashi Hatake wanted to kick Uchiha Obito to death with one kick. When he kicked, Uchiha Obito was unable to dodge and was kicked to the ground.

Uchiha Obito, who relied on his Hollow form, was unable to block Kakashi Hatake's mediocre kick.

Obviously, it is impossible that Hatake Kakashi's strength has surpassed Uchiha Obito. In fact, he has lost Obito's Sharingan. Even if he has installed a two-magatama Sharingan, his strength has been improved because the consumption of chakra has been greatly reduced, but he is still no match for Obito and is not even qualified to touch Obito. The fact that this scene can happen can only mean that friendship can indeed transcend everything.

Gay love is a powerful force that can surpass hemorrhoids.

"Wow... Kakashi, are you angry because of what I said?"

Obito lay on the ground with his butt sticking up and yelling.

That look really does look a bit like a hemorrhoid patient being examined by a finger.

Hatake Kakashi: ...

Funny!
But funny things are usually not funny.

There are some things that Obito has never seen in his life, but Hatake Kakashi has already seen them.

"What I mean is, you might as well grab the Eight-Tails and the Two-Tails first. The Eight-Tails is the second strongest tailed beast, and it is protected by the Raigin Ninja Sect, so it is not easy to deal with. Once they focus on protecting it, even if you and Nagato attack together, you may not be able to take it!
Therefore, taking advantage of the time difference to capture the Eight-Tails is the best opportunity."

Kakashi said depressedly.

"Wow, Kakashi actually cares so much about me!"

Uchiha Obito had an expression of honor and joy.

But the next second, he stood still and asked in a cold and villainous manner: "Or do you want to use me to destroy other ninja clans first?"

Although Uchiha Obito is essentially a funny guy, after experiencing so many things, he has become a smart funny guy.

He felt that Kakashi must have impure intentions.

“Well, it doesn’t matter. As long as it’s Kakashi’s suggestion… hehehe…”

Without waiting for Kakashi to answer, Obito imprisoned Kakashi in the Kamui space again, and then headed towards the Kumogakure Ninja Sect.

He felt that what Kakashi said made sense, at least more reasonable than what Nagato and Hosho said.

The best option is to first destroy Konoha and seize the strongest Nine-Tails, and then attack other ninja clans. However, now he is somewhat reluctant to attack Konoha, and feels somewhat guilty towards Minato Namikaze and his wife.

Although he has basically achieved logical consistency, there is still a slight possibility that he can be persuaded.

Although the prince's mouth is not there, the company of his good friend day and night makes him happy and his stupid attributes doubled.

Uchiha Obito went to the Land of Lightning happily.

The Kumogakure Ninja Sect of the Land of Lightning has always been the second-in-command in the ninja world. Although the number of ninjas is not much different from that of the Iwagakure Ninja Sect of the Land of Earth, because the lightning escape attribute of this world seriously restrains earth escape, the Iwagakure Ninja Sect, which mainly relies on earth escape, has always been restrained by the Kumogakure Ninja Sect, which excels in lightning escape.

In this space and at this point in time, the Kumogakure Ninja Sect has undergone an epic enhancement.

The war agents that emerged from Yunyin are not just Shentu, there are also a large number of war agents belonging to the Brahma pantheon, including Yoel Gandhi, a world war agent who has experienced three mythological missions.

Many of these war agents and their subordinates have practiced chakra.

Although the chakra they practiced was different from the chakra system of this world, they were able to practice it with ease.

After more than a year of settling down, many war agents have brought more than 300 jonin, more than 3,000 chuunin, more than 100,000 genin to Kumogakure, and even several powerful Kage-level masters.

These shadow-level warriors are all Yoel Gandhi's men.

With his powerful strength, Yoel Gandhi became the nominal leader of these Brahma war agents. At the same time, he also became one of the assistants of Kumogakure's Raikage with his extraordinary skills, especially the physical competition with the Fourth Raikage and the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki Killer Bee.

Before this, the Fourth Raikage Ai had sent people to the Rain Country under the planning of Shentu, an important staff officer who was a war agent, to gather intelligence and wait for an opportunity to seize the Rinnegan. However, all these people failed, and the cunning Third Tsuchikage did not attack the Rain Country according to Shentu's plan.

This caused the Fourth Raikage to be unable to release all his energy, and he wished he could have a big man with him.

Yoel Gandhi and others began to instigate him to attack Konoha.

People like Joel Gandhi have received orders from their main god to destroy the Uchiha clan and resurrect Kaguya Otsutsuki at all costs, which makes them feel helpless.

Under the current circumstances, it is extremely difficult to resurrect Kaguya Ōtsutsuki. Even if they are good at adding men on top of men and men on both sides, they are helpless in the face of the current situation - it is really difficult to gather all the tailed beasts to create the Ten-Tails Jinchūriki.

As the war agent most valued by the gods Brahma in this mission world, Joel Gandhi actually has a backup plan guided by the gods, but the cost of this plan is a bit high.

The unusual actions of Yoel Gandhi and others did not escape Shentu's eyes. Shentu, who did not receive enough guidance, began to hinder them in various subtle ways.

The main god of Shentu is a certain incarnation of a Buddhist Bodhisattva of Almsgiving, who is a mortal enemy of the Brahma system. If she had not been smart enough and basically became the secretary of the Raikage, she would have been killed by Joel Gandhi long ago.

The battle of faith is truly a life-and-death struggle.

But even if she had the skills, she couldn't change the Raikage's warlike heart.

The previous incident with Hyuga Hizashi made the Fourth Raikage see the weakness of Konoha.

He thought that perhaps he could use military coercion to force Konoha to give him half of the Uchiha clan and the cells of the first Hokage.

To this end, the Fourth Raikage ordered the Ninja Clan to make full preparations for war.

Although the ninja's logistical requirements are lower than in the era of cold weapons, they are not much lower.

For ninjas, some important and small-volume medicines, military ration pills, detonating tags, etc. can actually be stored in scrolls.

Although storage scrolls are expensive, people at the jonin level can usually prepare a few. Sometimes the ninja clan will also give out some in particularly important battles.

The real big part of logistics is actually food, weapons and a stable and healthy source of water, which is why ninjas need stable logistics points.

During wartime, it is impossible for ninjas to consume large amounts of chakra to create water every day, and not all Chunins know water-attribute ninjutsu. In addition, water sources in the wild and even some wild food are often trapped and poisoned by the enemy, making them very unsafe. Therefore, ninjas are actually highly dependent on logistics.

Although the Fourth Raikage was reckless, he was not stupid and naturally knew the importance of logistics.

During the preparations for war, the Fourth Raikage received news that a coup had taken place in Konoha, and Tsunade had joined forces with the Uchiha and Hyuga clans to overthrow Sarutobi Hiruzen and take power.

The Raikage's first reaction was that it was bad, Konoha would never be so weak again.

There has never been a Hokage who can perform such spectacular operations as Sarutobi Hiruzen, and no one wants Sarutobi Hiruzen to stay in office more than the Kage of the four major ninja sects.

As for Tsunade, she is a well-known hardliner.

But at this point, the Raikage had already made up his mind and had to continue preparing for war.

However, when the Fourth Raikage had initially completed preparations for war and was about to attack Konoha, he received news that the Sand Ninja Clan had been captured by Nagato and Uchiha Obito, the Fourth Kazekage Rasa, the elder Chiyo and other elites had all been killed in battle, and the One-Tail Shukaku was under the control of Nagato.

This news is explosive.

After receiving this news, the Fourth Raikage's first reaction was that Killer Bee and the two Yukitos were in danger!

One of these two people is his good brother and the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, and the other is the cute Two-Tails Jinchuriki.

However, the Fourth Raikage's reaction speed was still a little slow, and the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki Killer Bee had already been attacked.

At that time, Killer Bee was outside the Ninja Clan with his disciples Samui, Karui, and Omoi on a mission, and then Uchiha Obito appeared quietly.

Relying on his powerful physical skills, Uchiha Obito sneaked up on Killer Bee's female apprentice, Karui, and forced Killer Bee to surrender.

Killer Bee was certainly not stupid. He quickly ordered his other two disciples to return to the Ninja Clan for reinforcements, while he himself confronted Uchiha Obito.

Uchiha Obito unceremoniously cut off one of Karui's arms and forced Killer Bee to surrender. However, the angry Killer Bee directly entered the half-tailed beast state and was ready to fight Uchiha Obito to the death.

"Let her go, or I'll make your death very difficult!"

Killer Bee, who had transformed into a half-tailed beast, said angrily.

In response, Uchiha Obito directly broke Karui's neck.

"Karui!"

Killer Bee, who was extremely angry, launched a fierce attack on Uchiha Obito.

At the same time, Samui and Omoi also sent out a distress signal.

However, their signal had been sent, and there was a man in front of them - Hatake Kakashi.

The thrown out Hatake Kakashi was confused but put the work inappropriate for children in his hand into the ninja tool bag with ease, and extended his hand to greet in a friendly manner: "Hello?"

In response, he was attacked by Samui and Omoi, who had witnessed Karui's death.

The fierce battle lasted for more than thirty minutes. According to the intelligence, Uchiha Obito's hollowness could only last about ten minutes, and Izanami could only last about ten minutes. More than thirty minutes of continuous attack was enough to kill Uchiha Obito.

However, Uchiha Obito, whose clothes were torn, calmly tore off his right arm, revealing rows of Sharingan on it...

"you!"

Kirabi was stunned.

At this time, he has entered the state of complete tailed beast transformation.

In this state, he would have no problem protecting himself from Uchiha Obito's attack in the plot, and he might even have a chance to fight back. However, facing Uchiha Obito's arm equipped with Shimura Danzo's upgraded Sharingan, he was at a loss.

Uchiha Obito did not do nothing during that period. When Uchiha Fugaku fought Nagato, most of the Uchiha clan elites who were sent by Uchiha Fugaku to find Nagato were actually killed by him. This gave Uchiha Obito enough surplus of the three-magatama Sharingan, and he developed the correct use of the Sharingan - the Izanami trigger.

In this case, he can use Izanami to recover during the cooling period of his Hollow and launch powerful ninjutsu attacks.

Even the Eight-Tails was in a very bad state after being attacked for half an hour by powerful Kage-level ninjutsu, which also included some Wood Release ninjutsu and a large number of detonating tags. What's more, Uchiha Obito also used his Mangekyō Sharingan illusion from time to time.

Even though it is not a special genjutsu eye, with the blessing of the Mangekyo and Hashirama's cells, it can also exert extremely powerful power. Even if the Eight-Tails and Killer Bee remove each other's genjutsu, they can't hold on for too long...
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That's all I have. I'm so exhausted these past few days. I'll add more if I have time this weekend...

(End of this chapter)