When the sword comes out of Emei, I will be the front
Chapter 285: 7 hands and 8 feet, like a fairy and a madman
Chapter 285: All hands and feet, like a fairy or a madman
The next day, the sun was blazing.
A land of great sunshine, hehe——
But under the Five Immortals Ridge, a dense vine suddenly parted.
Ye Guhong staggered out with his hands on his waist, wearing only a seedling skirt.
The blazing sun shone on his chiseled face.
But his expression was subtle and his eyes were vacant.
After the vines, there is a dark entrance.
An exclamation of "Ouch" came from inside, and a moment later, Yuchan walked out aggrievedly, holding up his long trousers with both hands, and said with a crying face: "Brother Ye, yours is so long, it almost killed me." I."
The confusion in Ye Guhong's eyes faded, and when he turned around, looking at Yu Chan's bulging mouth and tears in his eyes, he couldn't help but feel a bit of affection.
Ye Guhong calculated carefully with his fingers: "Snow Centipede has worn through Jade Toad's, White Snake has passed through Snow Centipede's, I have worn through White Snake's, Jade Toad has passed through mine..."
His eyes rolled left and right, looking at Ye Guhong and Yuchan. .
Suddenly he stretched out his finger and poked Yu Chan's head hard: "Behave like a spoiled brat. You, a little wife, dare to act like a spoiled brat in front of me."
Then there is another one, who is she?
Ye Guhong smiled and said: "She means that in such a dark place, if you can find your skirt, it doesn't matter."
As she spoke, she held her legs between her legs and walked out of the cave wall. Yu Chan quickly helped her and said, "Ah, please give me back the skirt!"
White Snake said angrily: "What are you whispering in front of me?"
Ye Guhong smiled bitterly and said: "Well, it turns out that you were wearing my pants, so I can only wear your skirt. If anyone sees it, my reputation will be ruined for the rest of my life."
He was thinking hard at this moment, but he could only vaguely remember that before he could complete the detoxification technique, he was knocked over by various hands and feet.
The leader of the Five Immortals, the master, the junior sister...
Then he leaned into Ye Guhong's ear and said, "Brother, I have calculated that I am actually not a little wife..."
White Snake used the golden snake sword as a crutch and walked out angrily.
Yu Chan said aggrievedly: "Then I can't find a skirt, so I can't wear nothing."
Then the problem comes. Eight legs correspond to four people. Now that the three women of Snake, Centipede and Toad have lost their skirts, these three will definitely not be able to escape.
As soon as he finished speaking, Snow Centipede said cautiously: "The skirt White Snake is wearing is mine!"
He stepped forward and gently patted the dirt on her knees, then rubbed them gently, but said angrily: "Who asked you to snatch my pants and put them on? Didn't they break them?"
White Snake raised his eyebrows, but before he could speak, Yu Chan said, "Brother Ye, don't be mean to White Snake, she's not wearing my skirt."
Yuchan shook his head: "But this is not my skirt either."
"this is mine!"
Counting while trying to remember——
The two little golden snakes spit out a lot of drunken immortal golden mist yesterday. It is no wonder that the drunken immortal golden mist is given the word "drunk". Even with Ye Guhong's internal strength, he couldn't help but feel drunk in the end, and his head was filled with confusion. Confused, like a dream or hallucination, like a fairy or a madman.
Ye Guhong frowned and said, "Since you are wearing someone else's skirt, why bother poking at someone else?"
Ye Guhong gasped, his heart gradually rising.
Just as he was panicking, he saw Long Kongkong walking out quickly holding a snake staff.
There were two golden snakes on the staff, and their tails were wrapped around the golden snake heads, but their heads were drooping, but they were sprayed with too much drunken fairy mist, and they died of exhaustion.
Long Kongkong had already put on the gauze again, and looked at Ye Guhong as if nothing happened, and sneered: "You brat, you are so cheap, you are so blessed that even the emperor can't match you."
Ye Guhong looked at her, Long Kongkong's face suddenly turned red, and he said angrily: "You've already eaten and wiped it clean, what else are you looking at!"
Ye Guhong immediately let out a sigh of relief, and his heart that was hanging in the air gradually returned to his heart.
Only then did he dare to ask: "Where is my master?"
Long Kongkong's face turned red again, and he sneered: "After eating it, do you still only have Master in your heart?"
Then he said with a serious face: "Although our Five Immortals Sect is a Miao sect, we are not just wild flowers and weeds you picked. There was a reason for what happened yesterday. It was my golden dragon who caused trouble. Therefore, I don't blame you, but you are. You can't take advantage of it in vain. I give you three months to come to our Five Immortals Sect to propose marriage with your matchmaker and betrothal gifts, otherwise..."
She glanced at the three White Snake girls and said coldly: "The sharpshooter's marksmanship is extraordinary, and his shots are bound to hit the target. If you dare not come, if any of them is pregnant, go to Emei to find a husband. I will see your master's face." Where to put it!”
Although Ye Guhong was good at marksmanship, he had never used it to make a name for himself in the world. Now Long Kongkong gave him a nickname, obviously mocking him for fighting for a long time last night. He couldn't help but feel embarrassed and lowered his head silently.
Seeing his expression, Long Kongkong sneered several times, and then shouted: "Let's go! Let's go quickly, what a bunch of shameless girls, can't they wait even in just three months?"
With his eyes widened, the leader's majesty exuded, the three White Snakes looked at Ye Guhong reluctantly, each shyly and timidly, taking small steps, and followed the long stride of Long Kongkong.
Ye Guhong stared blankly at the four of them going away, and said with a wry smile: "That's all, I have never escaped the poisonous hands of the Five Immortals Sect, but..."
Thinking of the charm and tenderness in the darkness, I couldn't help but feel itchy in my heart, thinking: The Taoist Miao girls are passionate, if you don't deceive me, I vaguely remember that the three little ones were a bit unbearable to conquer, but the leader of the Dragon Church was extraordinarily charming and passionate. , probably also shy, but at this moment he has such a cold expression.
After thinking for a moment, Miejie and Zhou Changli didn't come out, and he was suddenly shocked: "Oh, my master won't be harmed by Long Kongkong, right? If so, even if we have skin contact, we will become enemies of life and death! And Xiao Xiao Junior sister, I was so confused that I forgot to seal her in the python cave?"
When he was knocked down last night, from the corner of his eye, he saw Miejie performing his kung fu in a weird posture. Then his sight was blocked by the white snake, and his ears were blocked by someone's spiritual tongue. Later, when the fire went out, he inhaled more and more Drunken Immortal Mist. , I was completely intoxicated, and I was a little confused at this moment. It was not until a few people from the Five Immortals Sect left that I suddenly remembered the possibility of Miejie being killed. At that moment, I felt anxious and wanted to go back to the Ten Thousand Poison Cave to find it.
The exit of Ten Thousand Poison Cave is at the foot of the Wuxianling cliff. The exit road, which is tens of feet long, is also like the entrance stairs. It is made of various poison-repelling ores and is hidden behind heavy vines, making it difficult for people to see.
Ye Guhong walked a few steps and saw a faint light from the fire, and then saw Miejie slowly walking out with Zhou Changcai in his arms, his expression cold.
Ye Guhong was overjoyed and quickly stepped forward to greet him: "Master!"
Miejie stood at the entrance of the cave and looked at him with complicated eyes. After a moment, he said in a calm tone: "How dare you call me master after doing such an ugly thing?"
Ye Guhong was shocked and thought to himself, although it was pitch dark in the cave yesterday and there were no fingers visible, the sound could not be blocked. Wouldn't it be extremely shameless and rude for him to be intimate with the demon girl of the Five Immortals Sect in front of his master?
He has been a disciple of Miejie since then and has been pampered by her in every possible way. He has never heard such an indifferent tone.
In panic, he couldn't help but knelt down and said, "Master, I was wrong. Please forgive me."
White Snake has a graceful figure, and her skirt was extremely tight when she was wearing it on Ye Guhong. Ye Guhong knelt down at this moment, and with a stabbing sound, it tore immediately.
Zhou Changchun exclaimed, her face turned red, and she quickly turned her head away, not daring to look.
Miejie's expression also changed slightly. He looked away and remained silent. After a long time, he said, "What's your fault? It's the fault of these evildoers from the Five Immortals Sect. They used such dirty methods. It's strange to say that You can't, but Master is incompetent and can't protect you."
Ye Guhong's eyes turned red when he heard this, and he kowtowed: "It's the disciple who can't control himself. How can I blame the master?"
Miejie was silent for a while, then let out a long sigh, stretched out his hand to rub his head, and his voice became softer: "You tried your best. If you hadn't brought up that yoga skill, even the teacher would have been hard-pressed to resist the weird breath of the golden snake. "
Then he patted Zhou Changchun and said solemnly: "Our Emei sect is now based in the martial arts world. We have two signs. One is as a teacher, and the other is that your senior brother, the Emei Jade Hero, has fallen into the Five Immortals Sect's scheme. Our two signs are considered It was demolished. If this matter is spread, the reputation of our sect will be completely destroyed..."
Although Zhou Qiang was young, he was smart and sensible. He immediately said: "Disciple knows that even if I were beaten to death, I would not mention this matter to anyone. It is said that I am incompetent, otherwise senior brother would not be captured by them."
However, she never saw Miejie kill Ye Guhong that day, and always thought it was her fault that caused the sect to suffer such a big collapse.
Miejie's face turned red when he thought of the stupid thing he had done. He shook his head and said, "In any case, don't mention it. If you can forget it, just forget it."
Zhou Qiangli nodded solemnly, but couldn't help but think of those charming and strange voices yesterday, and also thought of the five fairies and the girls who wanted to be little wives by themselves, and couldn't help but secretly complain: Master, Master, forgive me for being unfilial. There are some things that I only fear for a lifetime. Can't forget it...
Miejie didn't know what was going on in his apprentice's mind. She had a rough and heroic temperament, so she put it down immediately, looked at Ye Guhong and frowned: "You look like this, and people will laugh to death if they see you."
Ye Guhong glanced down, his old face turned red, and he ran out of the cave, picked a lot of vines, quickly woven a skirt, and tied it with a snakeskin belt.
Miejie sighed: "Although it's still a shame, it's better than wearing women's clothes."
While he was talking, he suddenly heard the sound of horse hooves and turned around to see it was Golden Spider, holding Guaiguai in one hand and holding a baggage in the other.
Seeing this person, Miejie looked a little kinder and nodded to her.
Jinzhu said respectfully: "I have met my master, I have met my benefactor. This horse and these clothes were sent to me by the leader of the church. The leader also said... I asked my benefactor not to forget to come and propose marriage."
Miejie said angrily: "She still has a face!"
Seeing that Ye Guhong's clothes were disheveled, Golden Spider was too embarrassed to linger any longer. He put the baggage on the ground and said, "Master, please forgive me. Please forgive me."
After that, he left quickly.
Ye Guhong picked up his baggage and went to the cave to change his clothes. When he came out, Miejie stared at him and said, "The man named Long said he wanted to propose marriage, but what happened?"
Ye Guhong looked at his junior sister, Miejie put down his junior apprentice, pulled him up and said, "Follow me."
The two of them walked a little further away. Ye Guhong had a grimace on his face and roughly repeated what Long Kongkong said. Miejie sneered and said, "Humph, it's just a bluffing trick. Can't you use your internal strength to force it out?"
He added: "We only came to propose marriage in the fourth month, let's see what she can do to me!"
As he spoke, he stomped his feet fiercely, and a look of pain flashed across his face. Ye Guhong lowered his head and said, "I thought Master would disagree."
Miejie sighed: "You are not a monk, and you cannot live without getting married. Not to mention the White Snake, Snow Centipede, and Jade Toad. When they came to help deal with the Ming Cult, I saw that they had affection for you. Their methods were also empty. If we don't pay attention to what is being done, these two little girls will be pitiful."
After thinking about it for a while, his anger suddenly arose again: "But no matter what, the Five Immortals Sect has always provoked this matter first, and we can't take advantage of them like this. Let's go back to Emei and think about it alone as a teacher."
Ye Guhong thought to himself that all your ideas came from me. If you think about it alone, all you want to do is touch my acupuncture points. Although I dare not say it, if this is not the case, why would things be like this?
He cursed, then when he saw Miejie turn around and leave slowly, he followed behind him obediently.
At this time, after waiting obediently for a long time, he was already impatient. When he saw the two of them coming back, shaking their big heads and coming up to make out, Miejie seemed to be in a better mood and said with a smile, "Do you know the origin of this horse?"
Ye Guhong naturally didn't know, so Miejie told him about it. Ye Guhong was also greatly surprised when he heard that it was the horse that was abandoned in Hengshan. He said in amazement: "It can be seen that everything in the world has been determined for a long time, otherwise it would be so far away." , how can this horse meet us again? "
Miejie's eyes moved, and he nodded subconsciously: "It turns out that it has been decided for a long time. It turns out that it has been decided for a long time."
Ye Guhong and Guaiguai made love for a while, then held the horse and said, "Master, please get on the horse, and my disciple will hold the horse for you."
Miejie looked at the tall Guaiguai, shook his head and said, "That's all, our master and disciple will walk slowly and let your junior sister sit on the horse."
Ye Guhong looked at Zhou Changchun and saw her face full of curiosity and expectation, and couldn't help but smile: "Little junior sister, look how much Master loves you."
He gently picked her up and put her on the horse. He led the horse and slowly left with Miejie.
After walking like this for a day, they only walked more than ten miles. Fortunately, the weather was warm and Mie Jie had obtained the treasure of warding off poisons. Mosquitoes and insects did not dare to come near, so the three of them slept in the wild for the night.
We resumed our journey at dawn the next day. Before we had gone far, we heard the sound of horse hooves. Miejie frowned and asked, "Could it be that the Tatars learned about the death of their prince and came to seek revenge?"
Ye Guhong listened for a moment, shook his head and said, "It's not like that! If the Tatars are seeking revenge, there must be a large group of people. Disciple, let's go and find out."
As he spoke, he spread out his body skills and swept out, turned around the valley, and saw dozens of horses running towards him. The leading woman, whose face was ashen, saw Ye Guhong leaping out, and immediately smiled and shouted: "Junior brother, it turns out you are It’s okay! That’s great, senior sister has been worried day and night, just because she fell into the trap of those witches!”
(End of this chapter)
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