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Chapter 205 Let’s teach you some massage techniques
Host Gu Yangguan took the six thousand taels of silver notes with a smile on his face.
The host turned around and spoke to the elder of Shenwu Hall: "Gu Yangguan really can't pretend to be a true god like you. It is so rude to the Destiny Master. I will reduce your position as elder and apologize to the Destiny Master quickly."
The elder of Shenwu Palace walked to the front reluctantly.
The host stepped up and kicked him, and said angrily: "You idiot, hurry up!"
Despite his age, the host is very healthy and his legs and feet are nimble.
The elder who was kicked by the host put the burnt fly whisk on his arm, bowed to Lu Yuan three times, and said, "Master Fate, I was just reckless, please forgive me."
Lu Yuan glanced at it and said coldly: "It doesn't matter!"
The host said: "Yuanzhu, you are such a broad-minded person. This matter has been resolved. Should we continue with the remaining assessment?"
Lu Yuan said casually: "Forget it, no more Yaxing, let's go back now."
The host thought about letting Lu Yuan slip in the next assessment, but failed.
After saying that, Lu Yuan took Su Liyan's hand and was about to leave.
"Master Fate, is it okay to stay and eat the vegetarian meal before leaving?" The host really wanted to make friends with Lu Yuan.
Taoist priest Longchuan signaled Lu Yuan to stay.
After the fight just now, he was indeed a little hungry, so Lu Yuan agreed.
"Destined Master, please move to the dining hall. I will order you to go down and prepare a meal for the Destined Master." the host said.
Lu Yuan said: "Okay, host, please come back. We will go down the mountain after eating fast. There is no need to be polite."
When the host saw this, he flattered him and left the Shenwu Hall with all the great heavenly masters, and specially arranged for two Taoist priests to prepare a fast meal.
In the dining hall, Lu Yuan sat at a table with his wife and Taoist Master Longchuan.
Taoist Master Longchuan first poured a cup of tea for Lu Yuan and Su Liyan, then sat down and started talking.
"Master, your martial arts and French skills are so powerful that you beat the shit out of that great Heavenly Master." Taoist Master Longchuan was chirping, and he made a few gestures from time to time.
"Taoist Master Longchuan, where have you been this year?" Lu Yuan asked.
"Let's, let's go around and help people get rid of evil spirits. When we encounter some opportunities, our strength will skyrocket and we will join the ranks of great heavenly masters." Taoist Master Longchuan could still sneer at ordinary people, but this was not the case with Lu Yuan. No confidence at all.
It can be seen clearly that Lu Yuan's strength has reached the level of a Great Heavenly Master. Even the veteran Great Heavenly Master is no longer a match for Lu Yuan.
Some people spend their entire lives stuck in the strength of the Heavenly Master.
Lu Yuan is young and ranks among the Great Heavenly Masters in terms of strength. Such outstanding talents are rare in the entire Shenling Empire.
Su Liyan sat aside, saying little and looking a little aloof.
After the fast food was served, Taoist Master Longchuan called to Lu Yuan and Su Liyan and said, "Eat, not everyone can eat this fast food?"
Lu Yuan asked in confusion: "What's this? It's just a fasting meal, and the Taoist temple gives out some fasting meals to the poor and downtrodden every day."
The Taoist temple distributes a limited amount of vegetarian food every day, otherwise a large number of refugees will eat the Taoist temple to pieces.
Taoist Master Longchuan stuffed it into his mouth and said: "Master, I don't know, but the vegetarian food that the master left for you to eat is all good food. Look, this mushroom stewed flying dragon is something only the royal family can eat."
Lu Yuan took a closer look and saw that there were indeed meat and vegetables. Thinking that the Quanzhen Sect in Mr. Jin's novel did not eat meat, why was there such tortured game in this Taoist temple?
Seeing Lu Yuan's doubts, Taoist Master Longchuan took the initiative and said: "Don't think about it, you can't just eat it if you want. You must know that there are important religious activities and vegetarian food is eaten on the first and fifteenth day of every month. There will be food tomorrow." The ceremony will be held at the Taoist temple, and the Taoist temple will arrange a good meal before that."
Each Taoist temple will send several Taoist priests to attend the death dojo. In the past few days, Guyang Temple, as the host, will entertain guests from all directions with the utmost sincerity.
Chicken, duck and fish are still available.
Lu Yuan ate everything that only the royal family could afford, which was why Taoist Master Longchuan insisted Lu Yuan stay and enjoy the vegetarian meal.
Lu Yuan and Su Liyan took a few bites and found it was indeed delicious.
However, most of the fast food was eaten by Taoist Master Longchuan.
The three of them finished their fast meal and went down the mountain. On the way down, they met the Taoist priests from Doushi Temple.
"Uncle Master!" The Taoist priests called Taoist Master Longchuan from a distance.
"Master, hey, let's say goodbye, our nephews are here." Taoist Master Longchuan said to Lu Yuan with his hands in hand.
Taoist Master Longchuan has not returned to Doushi Temple for more than a year. He saw several nephews running into the woods on the roadside without saying hello and disappearing.
Lu Yuan and Su Liyan looked at each other and smiled. How could Taoist Master Longchuan be like a child who ran away from home after getting into trouble, hiding when he saw his nephew?
Only then did Lu Yuan realize that Dou Shi Temple also had a place for certification by the Heavenly Master. Why didn't Taoist Master Longchuan go back to his own Taoist temple to assess the Heavenly Master?
Maybe even some water will be released.
Just like undergraduates taking the postgraduate entrance examination and applying to the same school, as long as they pass the national line, the remaining re-examinations will be more secure.
After Lu Yuan and Su Liyan returned to the post house, Su Liyan took her brother's clothes very gently, and Lu Yuan lay down on the kang very understandingly.
Su Liyan first wiped her brother's back with a towel dipped in hot water. Even taking a hot bath was not very convenient when she was out.
"Brother, you are tired from fighting today. Let me give you a massage to relax you, and then do a facelift to loosen your muscles and bones." Su Liyan said.
This rapier was taught by Lu Yuan before.
Lu Yuan agreed very relaxedly: "Okay, I can't say that I have to exert much strength. I can still easily handle the Taoist priests in Guyangguan Shenwu Hall."
Lu Yuan talked about what happened during the day.
Su Liyan also responded positively to what brother said, "Yes, brother, you showed off your power today and I admire you very much."
Lu Yuan asked again: "What kind of water will put out our fire today?"
Su Liyan, who was watching the whole scene from the side, said: "We saw it. It was the host who took a small jar from the hands of a great heavenly master, chanted a spell, and the water shot out quickly with the help of French. I think it was Wugen. of water.”
It turns out that our flame can be extinguished with rootless water.
As Su Liyan spoke, her white hands were not idle.
The palms of his hands pushed Lu Yuan's back for a while, kneaded his shoulders for a while, and beat his back for a while.
The small fists clenched by Su Liyan's hands looked soft, but they were struck with just the right amount of force.
Every small blow made Lu Yuan want to cry out.
This is simply the gold medal masseur No. 555.
Lu Yuan enjoyed it very much. His wife's techniques were as good as those of professional masseurs.
correct!
Last time I thought about building a food street in Taining City, and also opening a few more massage parlors.
I just don’t know if people in this era can accept it. I think those young men are quite rare.
After half an hour, Lu Yuan turned over and said with a relaxed expression: "Daughter-in-law, thank you for your hard work!"
"Brother, as long as you feel comfortable, I will give you shoulder massages frequently in the future. Please give me some pointers if you don't know how to do it." Su Liyan said softly. What did Lu Yuan do? Got the second construction certificate!
At that time, the industry environment was not bad. On the first day after receiving their salary, they would go out in groups to shout and relax.
It’s no longer possible. The industry environment is too bad. Aren’t those in such and such a large university or such-and-such school all heavily in debt?
Lu Yuan, who was not willing to be a coward, inexplicably traveled through time and came to the Shenling Empire to work hard for his career.
Although I can't go back to that era, what I saw, learned, and enjoyed during that era is hard to forget.
Lu Yuan stood up and motioned for his wife to lie down.
Lu Yuan wants to try out his own techniques, whether it is possible to train a group of gold medal masseurs, or open several massage parlors in Taining City in the future.
When you have nothing to do, as the owner of a massage parlor, you can also go to the massage parlor to relax.
This way, he doesn’t have to ask his wife to massage him frequently.
Lu Yuan stood on his wife's body, rolled up the sleeves of the emperor's new clothes, and showed off.
Lu Yuan said confidently: "Come here, let us teach you a few more massage techniques. They are passed down from our ancestors. Learn them carefully. Remember to tell me how you feel later. Once you learn them, you can serve us."
Lu Yuan pretended to take a sip of massage between his hands. If there is no massage oil, just be cool. You can mix some in the future.
Lu Yuan shouted loudly: "The mighty heavenly dragon, World Honored Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Bama Bang."
"The flying dragon is in the sky, go!"
Su Liyan only thought that her technique was wonderful, "Ah!".
Su Liyan snorted and said, "Brother, why didn't you teach me this technique before? You only taught us some basic techniques. Do you need to match the spells?"
"Yes, with the spell, the effect will be better." Lu Yuan opened his mouth and grinned.
"Well, we learned it!" Su Liyan responded, silently remembering in her heart: The mighty Tianlong.
On the second day, the Death Dojo was held normally.
Lu Yuan took his wife and all his cronies outside the dojo, mingling with the crowd and watching the excitement.
Guyang Guan spent a lot of money to open a dojo. There was a circle of flags surrounding the place, engraved with various complicated runes.
Guyang Temple sent three great heavenly masters to sit in the center and sit on the ground.
The Taoist priests sitting around the three great heavenly masters came from different Taoist temples, and their costumes came from at least eight or nine different Taoist temples.
Each Taoist temple sent two or three Taoist priests, some were martial Taoists and some were literary Taoists.
The highest level of a martial artist is the level of a heavenly master.
None of the Taoist temples that came to participate in the ceremony sent any great heavenly masters.
The ritual ceremony starts at three o'clock in the afternoon and lasts until seven o'clock in the evening.
Not long after the ceremony began, Lu Yuan pinched two camphor leaves and rubbed them in his eyes, watching the lonely souls drifting from all directions gradually disperse under the chanting of Taoist priests, which represented the success of salvation and reincarnation.
Su Liyan could see it by herself, no need for any help.
Lu Yuan observed for more than half a moment. These Taoist priests who were sitting cross-legged could save lonely souls just by chanting sutras. They were quite capable.
Lu Yuan asked Su Liyan: "Daughter-in-law, why does a ritual of this scale require Taoist priests from other Taoist temples? We also saw it yesterday. The number of Tianshi in Guyang Temple is enough."
Su Liyan explained: "Brother, you have never been to a Taoist temple or participated in this kind of religious ceremony. I heard from my mother that in the past, great heavenly masters chanted sutras here to achieve salvation, but now it is a bit formal. Although it can also be saved. It’s a free act, but the effect is greatly reduced.”
In the past, the world was relatively chaotic, and there were too many lonely souls that needed to be saved. The dojo to save the dead required many great heavenly masters to perform rituals.
Since the number of great heavenly masters is small, there are often ten or eight great heavenly masters from Taoist temples who come together to hold rituals together.
This custom was passed down, and later each Taoist temple gradually sent only Taoist priests with the level of Tianshi to participate.
As the host, the Taoist temple needs to send a great heavenly master to take charge.
Lu Yuan groaned and stood looking for a while.
At this time, many people watching the excitement outside the dojo had left one after another.
Lu Yuan also felt that there was no point in standing here and watching all the time. He would have gained more experience.
Just when Lu Yuan was about to leave with Su Liyan, Su Liyan said: "Some big business is coming!"
"What? Da Xingzi? With so many heavenly masters in charge, how can there be some unsighted Xingzi to cause trouble?" Lu Yuan felt incredible.
Since when has the Celestial Master become so worthless that the prostitutes dare to come and provoke him?
Su Liyan nodded, obviously feeling that the Daxongzi who came here was quite capable.
Suddenly, a dark wind blew, and the leaves carried dust, overwhelming the sky, and even the sun was blocked.
The heavenly masters sitting in the field swayed involuntarily as the cold wind blew by, and their mouths were filled with sand.
"Bah, bah, bah"
I can no longer recite this sutra.
The lonely soul was no longer bound by the scriptures and immediately dispersed.
This Da Xingzi was summoned by this ritual, but the overall strength of the heavenly masters was not enough to save this Da Xingzi, so he was counterattacked by the Da Xingzi.
There were not many people there, and they all covered their faces to block the dust. Adults with children directly picked up the children by their collars, then hugged them in their arms and spread them out.
Seeing this, Lu Yuan became more playful and picked up Su Liyan.
The sudden hug from the princess made Su Liyan even more flattered. She hugged Lu Yuan's neck and said, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Lu Yuan shouted: "Retreat quickly, retreat quickly!"
Lu Yuan has great strength, and Sayazi can run very fast.
All the cronies were also stunned and said nothing. They followed Lu Yuan and followed the common people as they slipped down the mountain, away from the place of right and wrong.
Su Liyan said very shyly: "Brother, we can run by ourselves."
Lu Yuan, who was taking three steps abreast, said, "It's okay. We are now strong enough to withstand a thousand pounds. You can't move forward in this pink cheongsam. I'm holding you."
Just as Lu Yuan was running down the mountain, he found a large number of troops standing in formation at the foot of the mountain, blocking the mountain road.
The common people in front of Lu Yuan did not seem to see the army at the foot of the mountain. They ran not far away and fell to the ground one after another.
Lu Yuan, who realized something was wrong, quickly stopped and asked, "Can you see the group of soldiers at the bottom of the mountain?"
A close confidant asked: "Young nephew, where is the army?"
Lu Yuan even doubted what his cronies were doing with their holes in their eyes, "Neng Nung, isn't that what it is?" (End of Chapter)
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