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Chapter 252 Brother Lu? Uncle Lu?
Chapter 252 Brother Lu? Uncle Lu?
"I, I didn't scratch you! I was just rubbing your fur, it won't scare you~"
After saying that, Gu Ziyue buried her head in the quilt, leaving only her two ponytails exposed. She was so shy.
This was the first time Gu Ziyue caught a man’s thing.
When a child falls down, adults always help to brush off the dirt, pat his head, and rub his fur.
Gu Ziyue was just following suit and didn't think too much about it.
Lu Yuan, who was lying on one side, smiled. The little woman in front of him was so naive. Could she really take anything away from her?
Gu Ziyue buried her head in the quilt. There was a gap between the quilt and the sheets, which was used for ventilation.
A beam of bright light shone in through the gap.
"what!"
Gu Ziyue screamed.
Lu Yuan thought to himself: "Screaming again? What's going on?"
Early in the morning, there was an "ah" on the left and an "ah" on the right!
Gu Ziyue raised her head quickly, stared at Lu Yuan with eyes wide open, and asked in surprise: "You are not wearing any clothes?"
That’s right, Lu Yuan didn’t have the habit of sleeping with clothes on, as he thought it was a restriction on himself.
Apart from Yue'er who had such doubts, my daughter-in-law and two aunts had no objections.
Gu Ziyue is a princess of the current dynasty and has learned etiquette since childhood. Dressing and sleeping are as essential as three meals a day, so she was so surprised.
Lu Yuan pursed his lips and said, "No! Otherwise, how could you have gotten it? Why is your little brain not working?"
Lu Yuan tapped Gu Ziyue’s forehead with his index finger.
Thinking of what happened just now, Gu Ziyue's ears turned red and she said, "Yuan~ why don't you put on your clothes? I can't adapt..."
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you!"
After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he sat up and went to grab the clothes beside him. His little white butt jumped out of the quilt, with the crack of his butt facing Gu Ziyue's face.
Gu Ziyue's face turned even redder, remembering that night in Taining City when she went out to the toilet and saw Lu Yuan doing that to Aunt Song through the window paper!
The embarrassed Gu Ziyue bit him like an old turtle.
Lu Yuan jumped up with a "whoosh". What kind of person is Yue'er? She bites people.
Lu Yuan turned sideways and lifted his buttocks, and saw two rows of teeth marks left on it.
Lu Yuan joked, "Yuer, you are so cruel. Others leave strawberry marks on the neck, but you leave tooth marks on my butt!"
Gu Ziyue chuckled and said, "Rang Yuan~ point your butt crack towards us!"
Lu Yuan explained: "We are sitting up and need to put on clothes! Do you have any common sense? Don't you put on your clothes by yourself?"
Gu Ziyue turned around and said, "We don't care about that. Put it on quickly. We don't want to see it!"
At this moment, Gu Ziyue's mind was filled with the image of Yuan~'s sloppy look just now, which could not be shaken off.
Lu Yuan shook his head and thought, "My little ancestor, there is really nothing I can do to you!"
Su Liyan was awakened early in the morning by the screams of Gu Ziyue and Lu Yuan.
The sound didn't sound like two people expressing their love, but rather more like they suddenly stepped on a cockroach, rat, snake or something and were frightened.
It would be fine if Gu Ziyue was scared, but why did her brother scream out just now?
Su Liyan, who was worried, put on her clothes, walked through the courtyard, went to Lu Yuan and Yue'er's room, knocked on the door, and said, "Brother, Yue'er, are you okay?"
Hearing Su Liyan's voice, Gu Ziyue, who was lying on the bed, turned around.
Lu Yuan gestured to Yue'er that she hadn't put on her clothes yet.
Gu Ziyue understood what he meant, pouted her lips, and said, "Last night, my sister saw everything after she came in. This time is not a big deal. Yuan~ hurry up and open the door for my sister!"
Seeing Yue'er relaxed, Lu Yuan felt relieved.
Lu Yuan opened the door and welcomed his wife in.
After entering the room, Su Liyan asked, "Brother, Yue'er, we heard a noise just now, come and see what's going on!"
Lu Yuan smiled and said, "Wife, nothing special, just Yue'er..."
Gu Ziyue interrupted: "Sister, we were just joking just now!"
Lu Yuan added: "Yes, Yue'er is too lazy to get out of bed, and we are teaching her a lesson."
Su Liyan understood that it was just flirting, so she pretended to know nothing and said, "Yuer, if you want to lie down for a while, just lie down. It's rare for me to get up so early."
Lu Yuan scratched his head and said with a smile: "Wife, don't expose my past!"
"Prince Consort, a guest has come and said he is looking for you." A maid said outside the door.
"Who can come at this time, so early in the morning? Really." Lu Yuan thought to himself.
Lu Yuan patted his wife's shoulder and said, "You two can chat first, who are we going to see?"
Su Liyan responded: "Brother, you go."
After Lu Yuan left, Su Liyan walked to Yue'er's bed and said half-jokingly, "Yu'er, are you feeling well?"
Gu Ziyue blinked and said, "Sister, please stop making fun of me. You are almost ruining me."
Gu Ziyue had never suffered such hardship before, and she immediately didn't want Lu Yuan to stab her anymore.
Su Liyan comforted him, "Yuer, you are still young, you don't understand. You may not feel good the first time you do this, but later on, you will want it more and more."
Gu Ziyue said doubtfully, "Really?"
Su Liyan nodded with great conviction.
What Su Liyan said was true. The more you play with this thing, the more addicted you get, and the more daring you become.
As long as I provoked it a little, the fire would burn up and it would take more than a thousand times for the fire to be suppressed.
"Okay, sister, let's try it again tonight." Gu Ziyue said with a roll of her eyes.
Su Liyan nodded. "What's the harm in letting you have it for a few days? We eat it often!"
Lu Yuan walked quickly, wanting to take a closer look at who came to his house so early in the morning. It was really annoying.
Lu Yuan turned the corner and looked up.
It's him!
"Ahaha, Brother Lu, you are really here." Gu Gaoxu shouted excitedly.
Gu Gaoxu lifted Lu Yuan up with one hand, which was quite a bit of exercise.
"Good boy, can you please put your uncle down!" Lu Yuan said in the tone of an elder.
The smile on Gu Gaoxu's face disappeared instantly and he threw Lu Yuan to the ground.
"Hey! What's wrong? You are unhappy!" Lu Yuan steadied himself and teased.
Gu Gaoxu said indignantly: "Brother Lu, why do you still want to take advantage of me?"
You were allowed to marry an aunt who is younger than you, and yet you want to take advantage of your brother.
Lu Yuan didn't say much, turned sideways and pointed to the backyard, saying: "Why don't you ask the aunt lying on the bed?"
"You!" Gu Gaoxu was speechless. This person was using Aunt Yue'er to put him down.
Lu Yuan smiled and said, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. From now on, we'll talk about our own things. In front of Yue'er, call me uncle, and behind Yue'er, call me brother."
Although Gu Gaoxu felt a little uncomfortable listening to this, he had no choice but to nod in agreement.
Lu Yuan changed the subject and asked, "How did you find this place?" Gu Gaoxu crossed his chest and said proudly, "Brother Lu, you may not know that there is a mansion on this Tenth Prince's Mansion Street that was given to my father by the emperor. After the banquet yesterday, when we entered the mansion, we saw a red cloth hanging in this mansion. I guess you are here."
Gu Gaoxu was smart for once and said, "We are neighbors. I live across from you."
Lu Yuan pinched Gu Gaoxu's biceps and said, "I haven't seen you for a while. Have you been working out?"
"Fitness? No, I just throw the discus and practice Zhenwu or something like that on weekdays!" Gu Gaoxu was very humble.
The more humble you are, the more abnormal it is. When something is abnormal, there must be something wrong!
Is Gu Gaoxu the kind of person who has martial arts skills but doesn't show off?
Lu Yuan simply spread his hands and said, "Can you show me how?"
When Gu Gaoxu heard this, a flash of excitement flashed across his eyes that was difficult to detect.
"Then Brother Lu, you have to be careful!" Gu Gaoxu responded directly without any politeness.
has a problem! There is definitely a problem!
In the previous few times, Lu Yuan defeated Gu Gaoxu several times and he always shouted that he would never compete with him again. But this time, he seemed to be a little eager to fight with him.
Gu Gaoxu pulled out a soft whip from his waist. The whip was made of metal in sections and shone with golden light, as if it was made of gold. It could be hidden inside the clothes at the waist and was extremely difficult to be detected.
If it is really made of gold, why would they fight? Just grab the gold!
Picking up five or six grams of gold is equivalent to a month's income for ordinary people.
Gu Gaoxu swung the whip, disturbing the surrounding air with a whistling sound, as if trying to peel the air apart.
Gu Gaoxu attacked Lu Yuan, leaving him without any chance of defense.
"Good boy, you've made great progress. You can even wield a whip!" Lu Yuan said as he dodged left and right.
No matter whether it was marble bricks or rubble from the rockery in the yard, once they were hit by the soft whip in Gu Gaoxu's hand, they were instantly smashed into pieces.
Lu Yuan did not dare to be careless, for fear that if he was not careful, he might get injured.
The sound of the fight between the two soon attracted Lu Yuan's confidants and palace guards.
Lu Yuan's cronies and palace guards surrounded the two men with weapons in hand, thinking that someone was here to cause trouble again.
Taking this opportunity, Lu Yuan used the levitation technique, and the sword in the hand of a confidant was sucked into Lu Yuan's hand.
Lu Yuan's sword-holding became much more firm, and a lot of sparks would fly when the long sword and the whip touched each other.
Crackling sound.
The two men fought back and forth, jumping up and down from time to time, sometimes jumping onto the roof, sometimes jumping onto the rockery.
Otherwise, why is the mansion bestowed by the emperor so huge? Otherwise, it would not be able to accommodate two people.
Su Liyan heard the fighting in the yard and said to Yue'er, "Is there something going on outside? Let's go check it out."
Gu Ziyue also heard the voice and hurriedly got up and put on her clothes.
As soon as Gu Ziyue got out of bed, if she took too big a step without paying attention, it would hurt.
Su Liyan and her daughter rushed to the yard and were relieved to see that it was Prince Yan's second son who had come.
Lu Yuan used the levitation technique again, and the surrounding rubble floated in the air and then flew towards Gu Gaoxu.
Gu Gaoxu was able to resolve all of them easily, drawing cheers from the onlookers!
The sounds of fighting and cheering attracted all the maids and guards in the mansion.
On the second day after his wedding, this prince consort moved into the Tenth Prince's Palace and started a fight in the courtyard of the mansion. He was definitely the first one to do that!
These maids and guards were also wondering what kind of person the prince consort they were serving was.
Gu Ziyue was the last to arrive and immediately stopped them, saying, “Stop! Stop fighting!”
After hearing Gu Ziyue's voice, Lu Yuan and Gu Gaoxu stopped.
Gu Ziyue took small steps, bit her lower lip, walked forward, and asked Gu Gaoxu, "Why are you fighting?"
Gu Gaoxu put the whip back to his waist, wrapped it around his waist two and a half times, and said casually: "Nothing, I've been feeling weak lately, so I'm going to have a fight with Brother Lu and Uncle."
Seeing her nephew being so unruly, Gu Ziyue said seriously, "Ninth nephew, if you cause trouble again, I will tell Fourth Brother and let him deal with you personally."
Being one generation older is like crushing someone!
Lu Yuan quickly took Yue'er's hand and said, "It's nothing, we are just sparring with him."
"Okay!" Gu Ziyue seemed to have grown up a lot overnight and learned how to protect her man.
Gu Ziyue doesn’t have Su Liyan’s extraordinary abilities, but she has the support of the imperial court.
Relying on the exclusive favor of her father, the emperor, and her mother, the queen, Gu Ziyue's sweet voice is more powerful than a million troops.
Gu Gaoxu was a little disappointed that he didn't win against Lu Yuan, as he hadn't yet displayed his new skills.
Lu Yuan held Yue'er and his wife by his left hand and said to Gu Gaoxu, "Let's go and have breakfast!"
Su Liyan's mother smiled and shook her head behind him. If she had married a man like her son-in-law, would her life have been better long ago?
For two consecutive days, Lu Yuan stayed at home and rarely went out. When he had nothing to do, he stayed in the mansion and took care of his own things.
Occasionally, he would ask his wife or Gu Ziyue to have a snack, but Gu Ziyue’s tolerance level was not high enough, so he couldn’t use it frequently.
The princes of various vassal states began to return to their fathers' fiefdoms one after another.
Since you have married Gu Ziyue, why don’t you go back to Taining City?
It was because Gu Ziyue had to go back home on the third day.
The custom of the bride returning to her parents' home was popular among the people and also in the palace.
Early on the third day, Lu Yuan began to lead his confidants to load the carriage with gifts for the return visitor.
Gu Ziyue got up early in the morning and was dressing up in her room with the help of several maids.
Lu Yuan lifted the curtain of the carriage and looked at the things inside.
Only then did he remember that on the day of marrying Yue'er, the gifts given by the Queen had been kept in the carriage.
Lu Yuan opened a box, which contained four fruits. He had seen illustrations of them in "Alchemy". They were one of the medicinal ingredients for refining some kind of earth-level elixir: Yurun Fruit.
The Yurun fruit does not rot all year round, always retains moisture, has a firm skin, and has an excellent moisture-locking effect.
The remaining boxes also contain some precious herbs.
What caught Lu Yuan's attention most were two things placed in the corner, two plants of Tianhun grass with rhizomes and a piece of Fire Phoenix bamboo.
"What a grand gesture! Where did Queen Ma get these treasures?" Lu Yuan muttered to himself.
Is this still the Queen Ma that Lu Yuan remembered?
These herbs are priceless, does that count as making money?
Little did people know that these were all the personal belongings of Empress Ma, which were presented to her by princes who had been enfeoffed in various places during the first few years of her reign.
When Empress Ma was critically ill, the princes searched all over the world for precious herbs and handed them to her, regardless of whether they were useful or not.
That's so filial!
Empress Ma had no need for these herbs, and the Imperial Medical Bureau did not dare to accept them.
Lu Yuan was optimistic about Queen Ma's illness and thought that these herbs might be able to play a greater role if they were given to Lu Yuan.
It is a great fortune that these herbs have not been lost during the two days they have been kept in the carriage.
Lu Yuan quickly ordered his confidants to move the precious herbs in the carriage to the mansion.
"Nephew, which room are we moving to?" asked a confidant.
"Move it, move it to my room!" Lu Yuan paused and said.
The confidant weighed the box and said, "Okay!"
Thanks to "Jiangnan Chong" for the reward of 100 book coins, thank you very much, muah!
(End of this chapter)
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