Please, marry a white snake wife. It’s super cool.
Chapter 261 Lu Yuan: It’s over, it’s over, my aunt has taken control of me!
Su Liyan and her daughter, as well as Gu Ziyue, got out of the car one after another before I had time to step forward and say hello.
Zhao Qiaoer supported Song Meiqin, stood there and waved her hand, with a smile on her face, she shouted: "My dear, come here!"
Song Meiqin was also overjoyed, and said tenderly: "My nephew is back. He missed me so much!"
Oh~ When Lu Yuan saw the two aunts, he also had a thought, because the two aunts’ feet were delicious.
Lu Yuan opened his arms to hug his two aunts, but a dark shadow jumped out from the gap between the legs of the crowd, and before Lu Yuan could see who it was.
The black shadow leaped more than one meter high and pounced into Lu Yuan's arms. Lu Yuan took several steps back before he could steady himself.
Lu Yuan picked him up and saw that it was a flat-headed brother with gray hair - Xiaotian!
Lu Yuan said dissatisfiedly: "You really ruin the fun! Why are you jumping into my arms? I don't care!"
After saying that, Lu Yuan threw Xiaotian out casually, drawing a perfect arc.
"Hehehehe" Xiaotian flapped his claws and screamed.
Xiaotian couldn't speak in front of everyone, otherwise he really wanted to curse.
Xiaotian cursed in his heart: "I have suffered so much in this family. I finally waited for you to come back, but you don't care about me!"
These days, no matter where Xiaotian hid in the mansion, he would be pulled out by Lu Yuan's eldest daughter, Pengpeng.
Although Bengbeng is young, he is very strong. When the flat-headed brother meets a snake, he can't beat it!
He can only be ruthlessly ravaged by Beng Beng, how pitiful he can be.
Before Xiaotian hit the ground, he was caught steadily by the levitation technique. Lu Yuan did not really hurt Xiaotian, he was just playing a joke on him.
Xiaotian was put to the ground, still humming "hehehe" from his mouth.
Lu Yuan put his arm around Zhao Qiaoer, then pulled Song Meiqin over, kissed each of them, and said with a smile, "My two aunts, you really make me miss you so much!"
Zhao Qiaoer put her hand on Lu Yuan's chest and tugged at his clothes, then said, "Don't leave tonight. Come to your room and give your darling something delicious."
Lu Yuan did not refuse and nodded in agreement: "Okay, okay, let's see what delicious food Aunt Zhao can prepare."
Lu Yuan twisted Zhao Qiaoer's butt hard, then looked at Song Meiqin's belly and said, "Aunt Song, you're going to give birth after the New Year, right?"
Song Meiqin pursed her lips and said, "Yes, count the days, after the New Year. Auntie, if it's not convenient, I won't feed my nephew's feet."
The one who understands Lu Yuan’s little thoughts is Aunt Song, who knows what Lu Yuan likes.
Lu Yuan laughed and said, "It's okay. Aunt Song should rest for the next few days. Tomorrow, your nephew will personally prepare some tonic medicine for Aunt Song so that she can take good care of herself."
Lu Yuan spent a lot of money on the pregnancy-preserving medicine. As long as you drink it, you can jump rope with a big belly without any problem.
After hearing this, Song Meiqin looked at Zhao Qiaoer and said, "See, our nephew is really good to us!"
Zhao Qiaoer didn't give in at all. She shook her head and said smugly, "Okay, okay, of course, but these days are ours!"
After hearing this, Lu Yuan shook his head. The two aunts still liked to fight with each other.
A childish voice came from the crowd, "Humph! Daddy doesn't care about us at all. He only cares about talking to Second and Third Mothers."
"Oh, oh, oh, whose little darling is this? Why are you jealous?" Lu Yuan took his and Su Liyan's daughter from the maid and held her in his arms.
While Lu Yuan was teasing Beng Beng, he walked towards Su Liyan who was rushing over and said, "Let's go see where mom is."
Beng Beng pulled the stubble on Lu Yuan's chin and said, "Daddy, why do you have long hair?"
Lu Yuan had been traveling these days and hadn't paid attention to his image management, so his beard had grown some stubble.
“It’s the beard, the symbol of manliness.”
Lu Yuan rested his chin on his eldest daughter's tender face. His eldest daughter laughed and pushed Lu Yuan's chin with her little hand, saying, "Daddy, your beard pricks me, don't..."
Su Liyan took the Bengbeng from Lu Yuan's arms...
After greeting everyone present, Su Liyan's mother came to her daughter's side and teased her granddaughter in her daughter's arms.
Bengbeng shouted happily: "Grandma, Grandma."
"Hey, my dear granddaughter, come and see what good things grandma has brought for you?" Su Liyan's mother was carrying a bundle and took out a small thing from it and handed it to her granddaughter.
After Gu Ziyue got off the car, she walked up to Zhao Qiaoer and Song Meiqin and bowed, saying, "Hello, two aunts!"
Zhao Qiaoer and Song Meiqin looked at each other. After not seeing each other for a while, Gu Ziyue became much more dignified and a little strange.
Zhao Qiaoer quickly helped Gu Ziyue up and said, "No, no, Yue'er is a princess of the current dynasty, how can you bow to us?"
Gu Ziyue smiled and said, "Aunt Zhao, you are joking. From now on, we will all serve Yuan. We are a family. There is no such thing as a princess here!"
Zhao Qiaoer stared with wide eyes and asked, "What's wrong? The emperor doesn't recognize you as a princess anymore?"
Song Meiqin made a "tsk" sound and reminded her good sister to say a few more words if she could.
Gu Ziyue laughed and said, "Aunt Zhao, you are still good at joking!"
"Look at me, I'm so worried that I'm in a mess. I should be punished. I'll drink two cups of wine as punishment!" Zhao Qiaoer slapped her lips.
As soon as Lu Yuan got off the car, he saw that the door plaque on the door of the Zhao Mansion was covered with red cloth, but he never asked about it.
Lu Yuan picked up Huanhuan, the daughter of Aunt Zhao, and asked, "Aunt Zhao, what's the matter with this door plaque? Why is it covered with red cloth?"
Zhao Qiaoer slapped her forehead and pulled two servants to pull off the red cloth on the door plaque.
Two servants pulled off the red cloth, and on the door plaque it was clearly written: "Lu Mansion".
Lu Yuan pointed at the door plaque and said, "This is..."
Zhao Qiaoer took a step forward, looked up at the door plaque and asked, "What's going on? From today on, this Zhao Mansion will be changed to Lu Mansion. The Zhao Mansion in Taining City is a thing of the past. Now the Lu Mansion is the largest family in Taining City!"
Lu Yuan said: "I really feel unworthy of this, this is all Aunt Zhao's family property!"
Zhao Qiaoer rubbed Lu Yuan with her big steamed bun and said with a charming smile: "I am yours now. How can this family business be different from anyone else's?"
Song Meiqin, who was standing nearby, glanced at the big slut and helped Zhao Qiaoer to say, "Since my nephew built a factory in Taining City, he has bought many shops.
A large part of the income of the mansion comes from my nephew. After discussing with me, your aunt Zhao changed the name of Zhao Mansion to Lu Mansion. "
Lu Yuan bowed and said, "It would be disrespectful for a nephew to refuse the kindness of the two aunts!"
……
On that day, several banquet tables were set up in the Lu Mansion. Su Changliang, Xiaoqian and others also came. The Lu Mansion was very lively. Except for Song Meiqin, everyone drank more or less.
Especially Zhao Qiaoer, who was about 1.89 meters tall with a broad waist and thick butt. After guzzling several bottles of wine, she started to act crazy while drunk.
Zhao Qiaoer shook her body, waved her hands, and said, "Don't worry about me. Our darling is back. Aunt Zhao is very happy today!"
Su Liyan poked Lu Yuan with her fingertips and whispered, "Brother, help Aunt Zhao back to her room. I'll entertain you here." Lu Yuan nodded and pointed at Zhao Qiaoer and whispered, "Everyone, I'm sorry. I'll help Aunt Zhao back to her room first."
Everyone responded.
Lu Yuan grabbed Zhao Qiaoer's right arm, put her arm on his shoulder, and used his body to support the tall Aunt Zhao.
Zhao Qiaoer staggered, hung her head, and said, "My dear, where are you taking me? Drink, drink!"
Lu Yuan supported Zhao Qiaoer and said, "Aunt Zhao, you are drunk. Slow down and watch the road."
"I'm not drunk, don't worry about it!"
……
Everyone looked at the backs of the two people, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin, with smiles on their faces.
Lu Yuan helped Zhao Qiaoer through the corridor and around a bend. Zhao Qiaoer muttered, "My dear, I want you to carry me on your back!"
After hearing this, Lu Yuan just smiled, picked up Zhao Qiaoer and carried her on his back.
At the beginning, Lu Yuan relied on the "small horse pulling a big cart" style to carry the fat Zhao Qiaoer on his back to win over his aunt.
Song Meiqin picked up a peanut, put it in her mouth and chewed it slowly, as if she was not worried at all whether her good sister Zhao Qiaoer was drunk or not.
Xiao Qian ran to Gu Ziyue and said playfully, "Are you the fourth wife that my brother-in-law just married?"
Xiaoqian and Gu Ziyue had never seen each other before. Xiaoqian had a pair of furry ears on her head that were moving.
The furry ears on Xiaoqian's head are usually folded up. Only when she is in the Su Mansion and the Lu Mansion will her ears stand upright.
Gu Ziyue thought the ears were a stuffed toy and said with a smile, "Yes, you have been here for half a month. The ear hairpin you are wearing is quite nice."
Xiao Qian pinched her ears with her hands, fiddled with them again, and said, "You're talking about this, this is my ear! It's not a hairpin."
"Ah?" Gu Ziyue asked in disbelief that the little girl in front of her, who looked almost the same age as her, was not human.
Xiaoqian's innate skill of transformation can make her look like an ordinary person.
As long as Xiaoqian is willing, she can transform into Lu Yuan's appearance. Except for Su Liyan, I'm afraid the two aunts won't be able to tell them apart just by their appearance.
But there is one thing: Lu Yuan, transformed by Xiaoqian, is a girl after all, and her identity will be exposed if she does that kind of thing.
Su Liyan, holding her daughter, quickly explained: "We are one family. This is Xiaoqian, a little fox from the half-demon race, my brother's wife, and also my godsister."
After hearing this, Gu Ziyue glanced at Su Liyan's brother, Su Changliang, and thought, "Fox? Snake? Can they be a pair? And this flat-headed brother holding my calf under his feet, what kind of magical combination is this?"
At this time, the flat-headed brother was holding Gu Ziyue's calf and sucking it hard, "It smells good, better than spicy noodles."
The rouge and powder on Gu Ziyue's body were all top-quality goods, and even the flat-headed brother was dizzy when they smelled them.
This time Gu Ziyue came to the Zhao Mansion in Taining City, no, it was the Lu Mansion.
There have been tremendous changes in the palace. There are many people, including many half-demons.
Especially the honey badger lying on my calf, I couldn't kick it away no matter how hard I kicked it, so I just let it hold me.
Gu Ziyue exclaimed, "Miss Xiaoqian is so beautiful."
Xiao Qian picked up a piece of chicken and stuffed it into her mouth, saying, "You're not bad either. My brother-in-law has good taste!"
"Really? I think so too!" Gu Ziyue giggled.
Lu Yuan carried Zhao Qiaoer back to her room, turned on the spirit stone lamp, closed the door, and laid her down on the earthen kang.
Lu Yuan reached out and touched the head of the kang. It was still warm. Under the kang were the pipes that Lu Yuan had laid. Lu Yuan loved sleeping on this kind of kang.
In such a cold day, especially after it snowed, sleeping on such a warm earthen kang is so comfortable.
Lu Yuan stood up and wanted to pour a cup of tea for Zhao Qiaoer.
A drunk person will feel weak and hungry when he wakes up, and the worst thing is that he will feel dry mouth when he wakes up.
Experienced people will put a glass of water by the bed before falling asleep drunk, so as to avoid having no water to drink when they wake up in the middle of the night or in the morning!
Zhao Qiaoer muttered, "Drink and enjoy!", but stretched out her right hand to grab Lu Yuan who was about to pour water.
Zhao Qiaoer only exerted a little effort and pulled Lu Yuan onto herself.
Lu Yuan buried his head at the bottom of the ditch, unable to breathe for a moment. The surging feeling of oppression was milky and fragrant.
Lu Yuan took a deep breath, looked up at Zhao Qiaoer, whose face was flushed, and asked tentatively: "Aunt Zhao, are you still awake?"
"Drink...drink..." The voice was intermittent.
Hearing Aunt Zhao's confused voice, it seemed that I was overthinking.
This time, before Lu Yuan could get up, Zhao Qiaoer rolled over again, stepped forward with her right leg, and lifted Lu Yuan up.
In front of the 1.89-meter tall man, Lu Yuan felt like a good baby who had not grown up yet, being held in his mother's arms and coaxed to sleep.
Lu Yuan tried to move Zhao Qiaoer's thigh away from him, but he was afraid of waking up Aunt Zhao who had just fallen asleep, so he could only tiptoe and do it slowly...
At this moment, Zhao Qiaoer closed her eyes and buried her head again, biting Lu Yuan randomly...
Lu Yuan's face was covered with water left by Aunt Zhao.
"This, is this real sleep or fake sleep?" Lu Yuan had to doubt again, so he stretched out his index and middle fingers and made a scissors hand gesture in front of his eyes.
Lu Yuan chuckled and thought to himself, "We'll know if it's real sleep or fake sleep after we try it! Aunt Zhao, I'm sorry!"
Lu Yuan made a scissors gesture towards Aunt Zhao's vagina!
"Little monkey picking peaches!"
Zhao Qiaoer's body trembled violently, and then she said, "My dear, you are just bad!"
Hearing Zhao Qiaoer's voice, Lu Yuan was really frightened. He looked up at Zhao Qiaoer's chin and said, "Aunt Zhao, you are not drunk?"
Zhao Qiao'er was obviously stunned for a moment, but she simply stopped pretending and said, "Half drunk, half drunk..."
Seeing that her thoughts had been exposed, Zhao Qiaoer began to act impatiently...
"Aunt Zhao, wait..." Lu Yuan was panicked, as if their identities had been reversed.
Lu Yuan didn't even finish his words. Shouldn't this kind of thing be my home ground?
Lu Yuan waved his hand and extinguished the spirit stone lamp on the table. "Aunt Zhao is such an impatient person!"
"My dear, just obey Aunt Zhao!" Zhao Qiaoer exerted some strength on her hands.
"Ah..." Lu Yuan yelled, thinking:
"It's over, it's over. Aunt Zhao has me completely under her thumb!"
(End of this chapter)
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