Please, marry a white snake wife. It’s super cool.

Black satin silk suspender dress with slits?

Gu Gaoxu had never seen it, but had heard of it!
Gu Gaoxu was able to recognize him at a glance and remember such a long name because Lu Yuan left a deep impression on him.

Once, Lu Yuan and Gu Gaoxu were drinking and bragging, saying that slit skirts can promote men's hormone secretion. The full name is Black Satin Silk Suspender Slit Dress.

Gu Gaoxu didn't understand and asked what hormones were.

Lu Yuan pointed at Gu Gaoxu's lower body, gesturing and saying, "It suddenly got bigger!"

But Gu Gaoxu was amused and refused to believe it, saying that Brother Lu was actually bragging.

That time, Lu Yuan held the wine jar and said with a red face: "I have such a skillful hand, I will sew a set for your sister-in-law in the future!"

Later, the two of them drank up all the wine in the pub!

Gu Gaoxu didn't dare to imagine that Brother Lu was actually serious and his sister-in-law actually put it on!
Gu Gaoxu, who was hung upside down, was intoxicated with himself and made a series of "tsk tsk tsk" sounds.

"Brother Lu, it's great! I thought you were just bragging, but I didn't expect you to actually create this sexy slit skirt!"

Tonight, Su Liyan was wearing this slit skirt as a nightgown. She was about to go to bed when she heard the sounds of fighting outside the house and Aunt Song's screams of pain. She didn't even bother to change her clothes and ran to Aunt Song's room.

Later, Lu Yuan asked Su Liyan to protect Gu Gaoxu. Su Liyan was originally walking quickly along the eaves in order to avoid servants and palace guards.

Unexpectedly, before she had time to change her nightgown, she smelled a fishy smell. Knowing that something was going to happen to Gu Gaoxu, she came straight over.

This really made Gu Gaoxu appreciate it.

Gu Gaoxu stared at Su Liyan's sexy slit skirt in a daze, having long forgotten the pain on his face.

Su Liyan was staring at the giant spider at the moment and couldn't care about Gu Gaoxu at all.

"Wait! What is this?" Gu Gaoxu stared at the long legs revealed by the slit skirt.

The long legs are not white, but black.

"Could this be the black stockings that Brother Lu mentioned?" Gu Gaoxu's saliva was about to flow into his nostrils.

Gu Gaoxu slapped his uninjured left cheek.

Gu Gaoxu cursed in his heart: "Gu Gaoxu, ah Gu Gaoxu, what the hell are you thinking about? She is your sister-in-law, a strong half-demon!"

Su Liyan was not happy to wear such tight black stockings at first, thinking it was inappropriate.

But she couldn't resist Lu Yuan's instigation, so Su Liyan crossed it several times in front of Lu Yuan.

Every time she put it on, Lu Yuan poked Su Liyan with great excitement.

Later, Su Liyan found that this kind of tight clothing was really warm to wear, and she gradually began to like wearing black stockings underneath.

Gu Gaoxu murmured, "My sister-in-law looks so sexy in this. Tomorrow, I must ask Brother Lu for a few pairs and bring them home for my wife to wear!"

Just when Gu Gaoxu was daydreaming, the giant spider on the beam suddenly rushed towards Su Liyan, trying to take the initiative.

The giant spider's eight legs gathered together and rushed towards Su Liyan like a drill.

Su Liyan roared and instantly returned to her ancestral state!

A thick white tail appeared out of nowhere, swinging wildly from side to side, hitting the door frame behind it, making a "bang bang" sound.

The pair of black stockings originally on Su Liyan's legs were directly torn apart, turning into countless black strips that scattered in all directions.

A strip of black cloth hit Gu Gaoxu's face. Gu Gaoxu caught it in his mouth and held it with both hands.

Gu Gaoxu, who was entangled in spider silk and hanging on the beam, held the black cloth in his hand and sniffed it.

It smells like Su Liyan's perfume.

"Damn, it smells so good~"

Gu Gaoxu couldn't help but praise. When he looked at his sister-in-law Su Liyan again, she was so ferocious with a human body and a snake tail that he was so scared that he threw away the torn black silk in his hand.

Gu Gaoxu smiled at Su Liyan, not sure whether Su Liyan saw him or not.

Gu Gaoxu doesn't have Lu Yuan's habit of licking snake tails.

Su Liyan's slender waist swayed slightly, and the snake's tail moved to slam the giant spider that was rushing towards her onto the window.

The giant spider crashed through the window and fell into the yard.

When the palace guards heard the sound of fighting in the middle courtyard, some of them came to the middle courtyard from the front courtyard.

I saw a huge spider fighting with a snake woman, and the snake woman was the boss's wife.

The giant spider shook its body, and densely packed small spiders appeared on its body and spread out in all directions.

The little spiders ran towards the crowd.

The guards among the palace wielded swords and chopped, the Heavenly Master chanted talismans, and the spirit-binding master held up his spirit-binding device and summoned his own guards to join in.

The scene began to become chaotic.

Not long ago, a cavalry of the empire entered Taining City from the west gate and headed straight for the Lu Mansion.

The general of this imperial cavalry had a transfer order issued by the imperial court's Ministry of War. The guards at the Taining city gate did not dare to stop him and let him in.

After the cavalry entered the city, a gate guard said, "We need to report this to the county magistrate. We brothers will guard here."

Nowadays, not only the Lu Mansion, but the entire Taining City is in turmoil. Ordinary people have locked their doors for fear of being affected.

Lu Yuan was in Song Meiqin's room, holding Aunt Song's legs apart, and said:
"Auntie Song, push harder, our baby's head is about to come out!"

Aunt Song yelled, pushed hard, and even farted loudly several times before she finally popped the child's head out.

Lu Yuan gently pinched the child's arm and dragged him out.

Song Meiqin's whole body went limp and she lay there, gasping for air!

"Wow~Wow~"

The baby's cry was so loud that even in the noisy Lu Mansion, everyone inside could hear it.

Lu Yuan who was holding the baby, Gu Ziyue who was hiding in the room, Zhao Qiaoer who was taking care of the two daughters, Xiaotian who was hiding under the rockery, Gu Gaoxu who was hanging upside down on the beam, and the palace guards all said:

"Born! Born!"

The baby's crying made Su Liyan increase the strength in her hands, hoping to end the fight quickly.

Su Liyan is going to see Aunt Song's children.

The great Taoist priests in the palace guards cooperated with each other to form a large formation to subdue demons. Rays of golden light formed a ring above the Lu Mansion and spread to the surroundings.

The golden light illuminated the entire Lu Mansion as if it were daylight, and contained within it was the powerful power of the Heavenly Master.

Outside the Lu Mansion, another team of guards was hiding and looking at the golden light above, since one team was no longer hiding their strength.

Then, the captain of the second team decisively ordered: "Everyone attack, kill the enemy!"

The second team of guards rushed out, gathering all their strength and fighting with all their might to kill the masked man.

If the second team did not take action, the Jinyiwei guarding the gate of Lu Mansion would be slaughtered by the masked man.

After entering the city, the imperial cavalry general looked at the golden light rising above the Lu Mansion, raised his weapons high, and shouted: "Whoa~~~" The entire cavalry stopped where they were, with the horses breathing hot air and stamping their hooves.

A soldier patted his horse's butt, came forward and asked, "General, what's wrong?"

The general looked at the golden light and said, "This Lu family actually has a backup plan!"

"Are we still going?" the soldier asked.

The general waved his whip and said, "Go, of course I'll go!"

The imperial cavalry galloped quickly along the main street of the city.

"Go!" The general riding on a military horse gave the order to attack.

The street in front of the Lu Mansion was quite wide, enough for three war horses to run side by side.

Inside the Lu residence, the demon-slaying formation emitted thousands of golden lights, killing all the little spiders.

There were also a few small spiders hiding everywhere, but they were also killed by other guards.

Su Liyan slapped the giant spider into the air and whipped it mercilessly with her snake tail, as if she was playing with a diabolo.

Every time the giant spider was about to fall to the ground, Su Liyan would flick its tail and throw it high up.

Su Liyan clenched her fists and suddenly punched out, with a punch as heavy as ten thousand pounds hitting the giant spider.

The giant spider exploded, and dark green juice splashed everywhere.

An invisible wall of air suddenly appeared, blocking the sky above the mansion, blocking all the dark green juice and diverting it to another place.

The dark green juice is highly corrosive. Fortunately, Lu Yuan acted in time, otherwise there would be a large number of casualties.

Lu Yuan waved his hand, and the dark green pill that appeared in the air flew into Lu Yuan's sleeve.

Lu Yuan said excitedly: "Wife, come quickly! Aunt Song has given birth!"

Su Liyan, who was in a violent state, saw her man waving at her under the eaves, and then she returned to normal.

Su Liyan pulled down her black satin silk suspender slit dress to cover her bleached thighs, put on the cotton slippers beside her, and trotted away.

Even with such a fierce fight just now, Su Liyan did not get her nightgown dirty, but only damaged a pair of black stockings.

Su Liyan, who was jogging, suddenly thought of something and turned back to say to the palace guards: "Oh, by the way, the second son of the King of Yan is still in the room, save him!"

"Yes, ma'am!" the guards bowed.

Lu Yuan hugged Su Liyan's slender waist, pinched the little flesh on her waist, looked at the dress on Su Liyan and said:
"Wife, you will look even better if you wear the high heels we made for you!" Lu Yuan teased.

"Brother, tonight is too hasty, please don't make fun of me." Su Liyan smiled.

The palace guards rushed into Gu Gaoxu's house. Gu Gaoxu's face was as swollen as a pig's head and was almost unrecognizable.

Gu Gaoxu's head had become congested due to being hung upside down on the beam for a long time, and then there was Su Liyan's palm and his own slap.

Not only was Gu Gaoxu's face swollen like a pig's head, his consciousness was also beginning to blur, as if he had eaten poisonous mushrooms. He muttered to himself, "Huh? I have so much milk!"

The guards squeezed into the room, cleared the spider silk that bound Gu Gaoxu's legs, and rescued him...

In front of the palace gate, the guards have already started cleaning up the battlefield.

Brother Liu Wu stood in front of the mansion gate, commanding the guards and servants, saying, "Quick! Clean it out quickly, or leave no trace."

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Stop splashing water on the ground! It will freeze again tomorrow morning and the ground will be so slippery!"

"Use a mop!"

The guards in front of the palace gate ignored the imperial cavalry and focused on cleaning up the bloodstains in front of the gate.

The imperial cavalry lined up in front of the palace gate. One of the cavalry dismounted and walked up to Brother Liu Wu and said, "Please inform them that my general is here to see you!"

Brother Liu Wu took a quick look and said to a guard beside him, "Go and report it!"

"It's the captain!"

Inside the Lu Mansion.

Song Meiqin was leaning on the bedside table, holding her and her nephew's child in her arms, with cotton wrapped around her head and a smile on her face.

"Aunt Song, Liyan is here to see you!" Lu Yuan began to speak as soon as he stepped into the room.

"Aunt Song, it really makes me feel so distressed." Su Liyan ran to Song Meicen's side, sat down, and glanced at the swaddling clothes with her hands for several times.

Su Liyan was filled with joy and said, "He really looks like Aunt Song. Is he a boy?"

Song Meiqin nodded.

"That's great! He will definitely be a handsome man in the future!" Su Liyan couldn't help but praise.

Lu Yuan remembered that Aunt Zhao was still hiding in the room, so he said, "Let's go and invite Aunt Zhao over, and my wife will help take care of it first."

Su Liyan stared at the baby in the cradle, waved at Lu Yuan, and said, "Brother, go ahead. I'll take care of it!"

The moment Lu Yuan pushed open Zhao Qiaoer's door, an ice cone came rushing towards Lu Yuan's face.

Lu Yuan slapped the flying ice cone with one hand and said to Lu Ruyan jokingly: "Daughter, you are trying to harm Daddy!"

There was such a big commotion in the mansion, and it was normal for Lu Ruyan, who was so young, to be nervous.

When Lu Ruyan saw that it was her father, she jumped into Lu Yuan's arms and babbled, pinching the stubble on Lu Yuan's chin and said:
"Daddy, didn't your daughter see clearly?"

"Daddy, please don't blame your daughter!"

Lu Yuan held his daughter's small and tender hand and said earnestly, "Daddy has said that you are not allowed to use the French method carelessly. It can easily hurt people! If you use it carelessly again, I will spank you."

Zhao Qiaoer hugged Huanhuan, who had just learned to call her parents, and said, "My dear, what's going on outside? Let's go check on our good sisters."

Lu Yuan said: "Aunt Zhao, the things outside have basically been resolved. Aunt Song is going to give us a big fat boy!"

"Really? Oh my! I knew this guy would be pregnant. Now we have a son and a daughter!"

Zhao Qiaoer shook her big body left and right, coaxing Huanhuan in her arms.

Gu Ziyue, who was originally hiding in the room, heard that the noise outside had become much quieter, so she slowly opened the door and stuck her head out.

Gu Ziyue was observing the situation in the mansion, with her twin ponytails bobbing up and down, looking very playful.

Seeing the opportunity, he ran to Song Meiqi's room.

Now, all of Lu Yuan’s women are here.

At this moment, everyone gathered together, forgetting what happened tonight, and gathered around the doll with a handle!
Zhao Qiaoer was the most outrageous. She gently fiddled with Song Meiqin's son's "little stick" with her right index finger and said:
"Beep, beep, fly, beep, beep, fly."

Even Lu Ruyan, who was just over a year old, came forward to join in the fun, and squeezed in between the legs of Er Niang and Si Niang, shouting:

"I want to see it. I also want to see what my brother's penis looks like! How does it carry a penis?"

Lu Yuan leaned against the door, looking at the four beauties gathered together, talking and laughing, muttering in his heart: "They are all my women!" (End of this chapter)