I only have a few words, can the singer blame me?

Chapter 378 The speed is too fast, I want to get off!

"The most beautiful thing is meeting each other for the first time. It's so beautiful."

An Zhiyi looked at the screen with her beautiful big eyes and sighed.

In the ending of the first season script, Wanyu and Zhanbo finally came together and became lovers.

The first meeting on the bus was their first acquaintance.

The feeling it gave her at this moment was very romantic.

Xu Feng grabbed An Zhiyi's hand and said with a smile:

"Actually, there are better things. The show starts with the wedding and ends with the wedding."

"Huh?" An Zhiyi blinked cutely.

She understood the phrase "it started with the wedding", which referred to the wedding between Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu, but what the hell was "the wedding in the end"?

Xu Feng did not sell out: "In the final season finale I conceived, two newlyweds, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, entered the wedding hall hand in hand."

As soon as these words came out, An Zhiyi became energetic.

"Did Zeng Xiaoxian take the initiative to confess his love to Hu Yifei?"

"Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia finally got together?"

"And what about Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo? Are they married?"

She has only read the script of the first season. In the script, although Zeng Xiaoxian showed his attitude of liking Hu Yifei, he was too timid and never dared to confess.

And Lu Ziqiao is a scumbag, and Chen Meijia has been hurt by him before.

She didn't expect that the two pairs would eventually become a couple.

"After a while, I will write out all the scripts, and you will know after reading them." Xu Feng did not explain much.

As for Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo, that is a sad story.

……

The beginning of the first episode actually focuses on the wedding of Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu, introducing the protagonists.

While bringing laughter to the audience, the plot unfolds quickly.

As Zhan Bo chats with Lin Wanyu, another character is about to appear.

"The most profound thing in my memory is her eyes, which are bright and wise. And her hands, which are slender and warm. I guess she must be more elegant now than she was a few years ago."

Amidst the very elegant background music and Zhanbo's introduction, a beautiful woman appeared.

She wore heavy makeup, flaming red lips, a red top, white slim trousers, high-heeled sandals, and her fingernails and toenails were painted with red nail polish.

The audience was amazed and it certainly looked elegant.

Zhan Bo continued: "People affectionately use eight words to describe her... as quiet as a virgin, as active as a mad rabbit!"

next second.

The style of painting changes!

Hu Yifei spoke via the intercom:

"Yes, that's right! The red carpet is 80 meters long! How did it happen? It's actually 5 meters short. Isn't this boss so wicked? The price of pork has increased, so the carpet is also short of kilos for me? Their carpets are not pig skins. Did you do it? Inform the lawyer, I will sue him!"

"..."

"Everyone, hurry up. The props department, the catering department, the scenery department, the catering department...and that one from who knows what department will have a meeting at the headquarters in 10 minutes, OVER!"

At this time, the bride called.

Hu Yifei suddenly became gentle, and her voice even had some accents: "Hi, dear, don't worry, everything is OK here. You are responsible for dressing up beautifully and shocking the whole audience. The wedding car is already on the way. Okay, no problem, everything is under control. Okay, I won’t say any more, I’ll be busy first, bye... Muah.”

High energy ahead.

Hu Yifei hung up the phone.

The style of painting changes again!

Her voice became thicker, and the gentleness she had just now disappeared immediately: "Hurry up the sound engineer's progress, it's too slow, I'll go down for a sound check in 10 minutes!"

--"grace".

Hu Yifei's character design highlights two words - toughness.

Just two minutes.

The image of a capable and strong woman was vividly played by the actors.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"I like Hu Yifei."

""Elegance", hahaha, does Xu Feng have some misunderstanding about elegance!"

"nice!"

"..."

In front of the screen, there was countless laughter.

As for the actress Qu Yao who plays Hu Yifei, Xu Feng is very optimistic about her. Even though the girl is only 19 years old and is the youngest among the leading actors, she has great aura in acting.

If she is given some in-depth training, she will achieve great success in her acting career in the future.

Then, another important character also appeared.

There is a famous line when he first appears.

"Listener friends, I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, welcome to continue listening to Your Moon, My Heart."

"What is a woman's biggest dream? Yes, it is to put on a white wedding dress and walk on the red carpet of happiness. Many times, we all live in urban fairy tales, but we don't know that Xiaoxian has such a roommate, He has a girl living in two suites in the same apartment building, but unfortunately one always goes to the left and the other always...takes the elevator."

He made an unexpected turn and missed all the spectators!

It’s unexpected every time!

This kind of bend can be seen everywhere in "Love Apartment".

As Zeng Xiaoxian became a radio host, his image became more and more distinct.

Compared with Yifei, he is weak.

But inexplicably, he and Hu Yifei have a close relationship.

——"Women are strong and men are weak!" Women are strong and men are weak! 》

And at the wedding reception, another protagonist appeared.

He was wearing a white suit, handsome and unreliable, but also a little unreliable.

He amazed the audience as soon as he appeared on the stage.

"So handsome."

For the role of Lu Ziqiao, when casting, Xu Feng specified that the actor must be handsome.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to support the character of a playboy.

I have no money and want to keep galloping, so I can only work hard on my appearance and flirting with girls.

——"The Patriarch has arrived, everyone stands up! 》

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and wanted to sneak into the wedding to eat and drink, but was stopped by the beautiful woman at the front desk who asked him to pay a share.

Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to start a scam.

In fact, Lu Ziqiao does not just rely on scientific experiments such as sperm donation to make money. He has extremely strong sales ability.

This deception provided a lot of laughs and made the audience laugh.

Seeing this, many people were completely mesmerized and couldn't stop laughing.

On the other side, Lin Wanyu and Zhan Bo were in misery.

They were in the wrong car.

I was supposed to take a bus to the city center, but ended up taking a bus from the airport to the suburbs.

Fortunately, Lin Wanyu is a social cow. After getting off the car, she communicated with an uncle for a few words and then successfully got on a... tractor.

When the tractor ran out of oil, she used her communication skills to let a drunken Mercedes-Benz wedding car driver pull the tractor and race on the road.

Yes.

That's right.

Racing!

The famous scene is coming.

Not only the audience was dumbfounded, but the traffic police in the play were also stunned.

"0101, please reply when I receive it. A BMW is driving towards you at a speed of 280 yards. There is also a Mercedes-Benz racing behind it. Please intercept it."

"receive."

"Wait a minute, there's a tractor behind the Mercedes-Benz."

"tractor?"

"That's right, this tractor is more powerful, and it also has a left lane change signal. He wants to overtake!"

The traffic policeman who answered the call looked confused.

Tractor overtaking?

What the hell?

this moment.

The barrage was like a volcano erupting, and the barrage area was flooding the screen like crazy.

"Hahahaha, I laughed like crazy!"

"Me too, laughing to the point of tears!"

"Why is it so funny?"

"Hahahaha, the traffic police are confused."

"No need to ask, this must be a tractor made by Lamborghini."

"Xu Feng is so imaginative that I fell to my knees."

"The actors also performed very well. I loved it."

"..."

All over China, countless spectators had happy smiles on their faces.

Why as long as the quality of comedy is not bad, the data will not be bad.

Because life is already very tiring, and everyone wants to relax.

At this moment, following "Love Apartment 1", I feel the long-lost joy and relaxation. It seems that the fatigue and worries of the past few days have disappeared in the joy brought by the TV series.

Some people in the industry also have mixed feelings.

"The pace is fast and the baggage is too dense. How did Xu Feng think of it? How could I not think of it? Is he also top-notch in talent in this area?" A comedy screenwriter looked envious.

Comedy is a test of talent, and the script is especially important. The first few plots in the first episode alone are enough to prove that Xu Feng has high attainments in comedy and is extremely talented.

"This show... is not simple." Qiyi Video executive frowned.

In just half an episode, "Love Apartment 1" already has the potential to threaten the ratings data of "Legal Elite".

At least in terms of pace, this drama is much faster than "Legal".

"Humph!" Chu Zhengxiong looked ugly.

Although "Love Apartment 1" currently seems to be no match for "Dark Night", if the quality of the subsequent plot is the same as the beginning, this drama may become a hit again.

This made him very unhappy.

At this moment, the traffic police on the screen successfully stopped the racing BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and BMW, and arranged for people to take Wanyu and Zhanbo to the wedding venue.

As soon as the scene changed, another important character in the play appeared.

——Chen Meijia.

A woman who subdued Neptune!

I have to say that she and Lu Ziqiao really match each other.

Like Lu Ziqiao, she also sneaked into the wedding scene, eating and drinking.

Then... he met Lu Ziqiao, who had transformed into a priest.

As soon as the happy enemies met, they started bickering mode, and no one was spared.

"Lu Ziqiao, how could it be you!"

"This seems to be my line." "Are you cospaly?"

"I am the priest today."

"It's still the priest, you're nervous."

"When did you believe in Christianity? Aren't you from Nanbang country?"

"My pursuits are different now, so others specially invited me here today. What about you, why are you here?"

"It's all your business, I'm the bride's friend."

"Tell me, what's the bride's name?"

Chen Meijia was suddenly speechless.

The audience is also very curious. The bride is Hu Yifei's best friend and the groom is Zeng Xiaoxian's good friend. However, the TV series has been playing for almost an hour and the names of the bride and groom have not been revealed yet.

When Lu Ziqiao mentioned it at this time, it must have been a foreshadowing for the future.

For a time, many people guessed the names of the newlyweds.

When Zeng Xiaoxian read out their names, the barrage exploded again.

"Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu!! Damn it! Who could have guessed this?"

"The screenwriter comes out and we talk about life!!"

"The sudden excitement hit my waist!"

"Hahaha, this name is a bit tacky."

"One thing is for sure. Just based on their names, this couple is a perfect match."

……

As mentioned before, the first episode takes the wedding as the main plot and introduces the various protagonists.

Later in the episode, the main characters are reunited at a wedding.

Hu Yifei is the chief wedding director.

Zeng Xiaoxian is the wedding host.

Lu Ziqiao is a fake priest.

Chen Meijia is a guest who cheats on food and drinks.

When the wedding started, amid the sound of firecrackers and the wedding march played by the violin, which was a combination of Chinese and Western styles, Wanyu and Zhanbo also arrived at the wedding venue in a wedding car.

Lin Wanyu: "Wow, it's so grand."

Lu Zhanbo: "Why is everyone looking at us?"

In front of the screen, the audience was laughing their heads off.

"It's because they regard you as today's newcomers."

"Hahahaha, that's too much!"

"Two conspicuous bags hahaha."

"The screenwriter comes out and we talk about life."

"You pissed yourself laughing."

"..."

Hu Yifei hurried over quickly.

"Zhanbo, why are you in the wedding car?"

"It's a long story, I'll talk about it later."

Zhan Bo introduced Wanyu to Hu Yifei.

"Hello, this is my friend Wanyu."

"Hello, this is my brother." Hu Yifei pointed at Zhan Bo.

Zeng Xiaoxian also introduced himself.

"Hello, I am Zeng Xiaoxian."

"This is my enemy." Hu Yifei answered without hesitation.

Countless spectators laughed again.

It's strange, this show seems to have some kind of magic, even simple dialogue can make people laugh.

"There are too many memes, and Xu Feng is the master of them." An industry insider couldn't help but sigh.

Then, the real newcomer arrived. With a face thicker than the city wall, Lu Ziqiao successfully qualified for the priest's job, and acted out a love-at-first-sight drama with Chen Meijia. In fact, for the purpose of "love apartment, couples stay, water and electricity are free" , the benefit of half the rent”.

At the end of the first episode, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia both moved into the love apartment and lived next door to Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian. Lin Wanyu also lived in the apartment.

At the end, she also contributed a famous scene.

I saw her calling KFC to place an order.

She wanted to order five portions of the Hot Chicken Popsicles.

"What? Your chicken popcorn is divided into big bags, medium bags and small bags?"

"Oh, how big is the small bag? Is it so big?" She stretched out her hand and drew a circle in the air, and continued: "What about the middle bag? Is it so big? What about the big bag? Is it so big?"

Lin Wanyu drew two circles in succession, and it was obvious that the sizes were different.

But the question is how do you use gestures to communicate on the phone?

"Hahaha, no, I'm going to laugh like crazy!"

"I laughed so hard! I laughed so hard!"

"What did the chicken popcorn do wrong?"

"'So Big'!"

"Describing it from a distance... the screenwriter comes out and we have a chat."

"Wanyu is absolutely amazing!"

"This part is really funny, so humorous, hahahaha."

……

"Love Apartment 1" premiered on Penguin Video and Oriental TV, both with two new episodes.

After watching the first episode, Penguin Video members clicked on the next episode without hesitation.

I just wanted to relieve the itching, but after watching one episode, it became even more itchy and I couldn't stop it.

After a while, laughter resounded throughout China again.

Like the first episode, this episode is also high-energy and full of laughs.

Not only that, it also has all kinds of drag racing.

For example, Lu Ziqiao was going to work a small part-time job in order to collect rent.

Chen Meijia looked curious.

"Are you going to make money? Take me with you."

"My job is not something everyone can do."

"Forget it if you don't take me with you, the income will definitely not be good."

"This is the number once." Lu Ziqiao held out two fingers.

"Twenty...two hundred..." Chen Meijia guessed.

"Stupid, two thousand at a time!"

"Pay-per-view? Huh..." Chen Meijia looked disgusted.

Lu Ziqiao quickly explained: "What are you thinking about? I am participating in a scientific research project."

Chen Meijia: "Does that require using your brain?"

High energy ahead.

Lu Ziqiao smiled broadly: "It's mainly physical work, but it requires a little imagination."

Chen Meijia thought for a moment, then suddenly realized, pointing at Lu Ziqiao somewhere: "Oh... you are not going to donate... oh no, you are selling... that one?"

——"I couldn't understand it when I was a child, but now I understand it instantly!" 》

After this episode was broadcast, the barrage surged like crazy:

"I want to get off the bus, this is not a bus to kindergarten!"

"The wheels rolled over my face!"

"Hahahaha, old driver Xu is driving again!"

"The car is going so fast."

"To educate the children, Lu Ziqiao is going to sell her kidney, not anything else. Don't think too much."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Another example is the first meeting between Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao said to him: "I know your Japanese culture very well."

--"learn"

Guangu was surprised: "Really, you can speak Japanese?"

Lu Ziqiao said with a confident smile: "You know a little bit. Yeah daddy, yeah daddy, Yiku, right?"

——"I understand again"

Sudden driving is always hard to guard against.

One look at it and you can tell that Lu Ziqiao is also a person who has read countless films.

On the screen, this time "The speed is too fast, I want to get off!" was flashed intensively!

In fact, the car behind is faster.

Meijia and Guangu were in the room magically, while Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were eavesdropping outside the door.

"Wow, you're so skilled. This is your first time." Guangu praised Meijia magically, but he was actually praising Meijia for her skill in drawing the curtains.

"How could it be? I do this with Zi Qiao Lao." Chen Meijia replied.

"Zi Qiao must be very capable."

"Don't mention how lazy you are, you have to look at me every time."

You should taste this line carefully.

At this time, Guangu magically took out a stuffed bear from the suitcase.

"Ah..." Meijia screamed: "It's so cute, I like it so much... My belly is so soft... Can I kiss you?"

"of course."

"mua...mua...mua..."

It seems like a very serious line, but in the minds of Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei, it should be another picture full of color.

"I didn't expect it was Meijia who took the initiative." Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, his eyes couldn't help but stare at Yifei's chest.

……

After the second episode aired, the Internet became extremely lively.

Discussions about "Love Apartment 1" are everywhere, and a strong wind is blowing again, but this time it is in the field of comedy.

northwest.

"I also want to be lazy..." Xu Feng whispered in his sister's ear.

An Zhiyi's pretty face suddenly turned red.

　Two thousand words have been updated in the previous chapter. Those who are interested can go back to the previous chapter and take a look.

　　

　

(End of this chapter)