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Chapter 414 Xiao Tiantian and Mrs. Niu, Zixia’s Tears

Chapter 414 Xiao Tiantian and Mrs. Niu, Zixia’s Tears
As we all know, there are many funny plots in "Westward Journey", such as "I shivered", "Cut the pig's head in half", "Tang Monk's Theory of Shemales" and so on.

But there is a funny plot that is quite explosive even in "Westward Journey".

At this moment.

It appeared in an atmosphere where all the audience were moved by Zhizunbao and marveled at Xu Feng's acting skills.

Princess Iron Fan, who was wearing Tsing Yi and beautiful makeup, discovered Fairy Zixia and the Supreme Treasure, and walked straight to Zixia.

"Who is she?"

"Let me ask you, who is she?" she asked the Bull Demon King sternly.

The Bull Demon King was hesitant and unable to speak. At this time, the Supreme Treasure came out to help him out.

"She is my first wife."

"Brother Xian, you are going too far!" The Bull Demon King said, but he gave a thumbs up and whispered: "Good buddy."

Princess Iron Fan was shocked: "You actually married your sister to him."

"So his wife couldn't stand it and pointed her sword at him." The Bull Demon King was very clever.

These words made Fairy Zixia laugh.

"Come here with me, I have something to ask you."

Princess Iron Fan didn't seem to believe it and took the Supreme Treasure aside to ask.

"Tell me clearly, what happened?"

"I told you, sister-in-law." The Supreme Treasure looked into Princess Iron Fan's eyes.

In the theater, all the audience watched this scene with interest.

This plot is similar to the first wife catching an adulterer, and it has always been a favorite scene for people to watch.

Unexpectedly, the plot did not develop as people expected.

High energy ahead.

Princess Iron Fan, with picturesque features, looked at the Supreme Treasure affectionately: "You call me sister-in-law?"

"I'm sorry, it should be Mrs. Niu."

Princess Iron Fan said with a look of resentment: "When you used to watch the moon with me, you called me Little Tiantian. Now that the new person is better than the old person, you call me Mrs. Niu..."

"Xiao Tiantian?" Supreme Treasure's eyes widened.

Boom boom boom!
this moment.

The audience in the theater was as stunned as he was.

What a huge amount of information!
Good guy!
Just call him good guy!
The high energy continues.

Princess Iron Fan nodded coquettishly.

"Hmm. Do you think it's really because of this smelly cow that I worked so hard to come here? It's because of you, a heartless monkey."

Like a couple, she reached out and pinched the Supreme Treasure's arm, and the Supreme Treasure screamed in pain.

Seeing this, the Bull Demon King next to Zixia sighed sincerely: "Oh, dear brother, it's really hard for you."

In an instant, the entire theater burst into laughter.

Even people with a high sense of humor were amused by this sentence.

"I go!!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!! The sudden excitement hit my waist!"

"The Bull Demon King has grass growing on his head."

"Of course I choose to forgive her."

"I thought Princess Iron Fan was here to catch an adulterer, but I never thought she was here to commit adultery. Xu Feng's tricks were really hard to predict."

"How many romantic debts has Sun Wukong incurred? First it was Bai Jingjing, and now it's Princess Iron Fan."

"Damn it, I'm actually jealous of a monkey. If the Bull Demon King wants to make things difficult for others, just make things difficult for me. I can do that."

"Now, NTR has really turned into a minotaur, and he is also the bull of the Bull Demon King."

"..."

"NTR" is actually the romanized abbreviation of "Neto られ" in Japanese, which means wearing a forgiveness hat.

What's interesting is that the actor who played the Bull Demon King in the original movie was named Lu Shuming. He was actually the actor who played Guan Yu in the old version of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and the color of Brother Guan's hat... was green.

I have to say, life is full of fun.

Then, Princess Iron Fan asked Zhizunbao for a private meeting at the second watch in the evening, saying that she had a lot to say to him. Zixia also agreed to help Zhizunbao get the Moonlight Box. After getting it, she would meet here at the second watch in the evening.

However, at night, during the second watch.

Princess Iron Fan didn't wait for the Supreme Treasure, so she broke the appointment.

He said he didn't love his sister-in-law, but only loved the Moonlight Box.

Zhizunbao was late on purpose and waited for Princess Iron Fan to leave before arriving at the date. Unexpectedly, Fairy Zixia also broke the appointment.

It turned out that Zixia had turned into Qingxia at night and had no idea about the date at the second watch.

Zhizunbao originally wanted to find her by himself, but on the way, he was pulled away by Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng to save Tang Seng.

The camera turned.

Another scene has come.

In the prison, Tang Seng still said nonchalantly that the four masters and disciples were not united in their hearts, that the prison was no different from the outside, and that they were unwilling to escape. Then he sent Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng away, saying that he wanted to talk to Zhizunbao alone.

After saying that, Tang Seng stood up, opened the cell door from inside the cell, and invited Zhizunbao to come in and sit down.

Audience: WTF?

What is the difference between this kind of imprisonment and Tang Seng being in his own home?
Some viewers couldn't help laughing
Other viewers who didn't laugh said they were used to Xu Feng's nonsensical style and were no longer surprised.

"Frankly speaking, I am not your apprentice, and I don't want to be your apprentice. Master, you are compassionate, so just let me go."

After Zhizunbao entered the door, he said anxiously that he would not change his original intention. All he wanted in his heart was to get the Moonlight Box and go back in time to save Jingjing.

Tang Monk did not answer directly, but asked Zhizunbao: "Do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang is?"

"What Dang Dang Dang?" Zhizunbao looked confused.

"Dang, dang, dang, dang, that's it..." Tang Monk paused, and then started to sing seriously: "Only, you can accompany me to get the Western Scriptures... Only, you can kill demons and demons..."

The world famous song is coming!

The movie theater was filled with excitement.

"Fuck!"

"Why did you suddenly become a ghost?"

"Hahahaha, so easy!"

"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to die laughing."

"Am I crazy? Or is this movie crazy?"

“I literally couldn’t stop laughing.”

"Discharge."

"As expected of the author of "The Weird Immortal", Xu Feng is such a genius."

"Oh my god, there are famous scenes everywhere. I seriously doubt Xu Feng's mental state!"

"..."

People burst out laughing, all amused by God's turn of events.

The song Tang Seng sang was actually adapted from a popular classic released in 1955 by the famous black band The Platters. It topped the US R&B charts for 7 consecutive weeks.

The actor who played Tang Seng in the original movie is named Luo Jiaying and is a professional Cantonese opera actor.

Director Liu Chunwei felt that it would be very exciting for Luo Jiaying to sing a parody but full of fun English song in a serious manner, so he tailor-made this song for him.

"Dangdangdangdangdangdang" actually refers to the accompaniment of "ONLY YOU", which sounds like dangdangdangdangdangdang.

When Xu Feng made the film in the later stages, he also asked the Tang Monk actor to sing it himself.

Singing skills are not required here. If you sing out of tune, it will make the movie look like a ghost. What is required is a ghost.

On the screen, Tang Seng finished singing half of the song.

Zhizunbao said helplessly: "I really can't do it, let me tell you."

"Oh……"

Tang Seng was ready to sing again.

Zhizunbao couldn't help it and knocked him to the ground with one punch.

"Oh, you're such a big mother. Are you done with it? I've already told you that I can't do it anymore, and you still want to do it. You completely ignore whether others can tolerate you or not. If you do it again, I'll stab you to death."

After saying that, Zhizunbao turned around and walked out of the prison.

Unexpectedly, Tang Seng changed his style again, became serious, and said to Zhizunbao sincerely: "When you understand the principle of sacrificing your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me."

These words make people feel that Tang Seng is not just verbose and funny, nor is he a monk who can only chant sutras. His actions have his own logic, and he is more like an enlightened person.

"Ugh……"

Lao Meng sighed quietly in his heart. Inexplicably, he saw the shadow of his parents in Tang Seng.

When I was young and rebellious, I always annoyed them by being arrogant and lenient.

When I grew up and experienced some things myself, I realized that some of what my parents had said made sense.

This is very similar to the relationship between Sun Wukong and Tang Monk.

"This movie looks like a comedy, but in fact I'm afraid Xu Feng is borrowing the theme of Journey to the West to tell some of his own things..."

Lao Meng felt that he understood a little bit.

……

The plot played quickly, and in the blink of an eye, fifteen minutes passed.

Lao Meng's brows were furrowed. He felt that Xu Feng had hidden too many things in this movie, and he still couldn't see through them for the time being.

On the screen, the scene has switched to Pansi Cave.

In the previous plot, Niu Xiangxiang stabbed Zixia out of jealousy. Zhizunbao escaped with Zixia in his arms, but was blocked by Niu Xiangxiang. Then Niu Xiangxiang used the method of transformation, which caused Qingxia's soul to enter Zhu Bajie's body. , Niu Xiangxiang's soul entered Sha Seng's body, Sha Seng's soul entered Niu Xiangxiang's body, and Zhu Bajie and Zixia's souls existed together in Zixia's body.

Immediately afterwards, the Bull Demon King, Iron Fan Princess and his wife arrived.

One wants to take back Zixia, and the other wants to find the Supreme Treasure to settle the bill for breaking the promise.

Eventually, a chaotic fight broke out.

Zixia, Sha Seng, Qingxia and Niu Xiangxiang were captured by the Bull Demon King.

Princess Iron Fan was so sad that she sealed her heart with cement and returned to the Flame Mountain.

The Supreme Treasure lost its footing and fell down the cliff. When it fell, it hit the officers and soldiers and saved three robbers who were arrested for stealing grapes and sent to the army. The leader of them was the previous life of Patriarch Bodhi. His younger brother called him Brother Bodhi. .

Zhizunbao took the three people to Pansi Cave in a coma.

At this time, in Pansi Cave.

Zhizunbao was unconscious, and he was chanting Jingjing. The next second, the figure of Fairy Zixia was playing in the movie.

Here, the foreshadowing has actually been laid for who Zhizunbao's favorite person is.

When the Supreme Treasure woke up, Bodhi told him.

"When you passed out, you called Jingjing's name ninety-eight times."

Zhizunbao smiled: "Jingjing is my wife."

Bodhi added: "There is another person named Zixia, and you called her seven hundred and eighty-four times."

You could call it a slap in the face at the speed of light.

"Ah?" "Seven hundred and eighty times, this Zixia must owe you a lot of money."

This is another foreshadowing.

the other side.

Qingcheng is good at mathematics and is very sensitive to numbers.

She made a mental calculation.

“Seven hundred and eighty-four divided by ninety-eight is exactly eight.

Mouth can lie, but dreams cannot. In other words, Zhizunbao loves Zixia much more than Bai Jingjing. "

But when did he fall in love? Why do you love so deeply? "

Qingcheng couldn't understand.

At this time.

Bai Jingjing came to Pansi Cave. She knew that this was once the Water Curtain Cave, and she came here to learn from Pansi Immortal.

And her appearance caused some sounds in the cinema.

"It's Jingjing!"

"It should be Bai Jingjing from five hundred years ago."

"Yes, I remembered that in the last movie, Bai Jingjing was dressed like this when she went to the Water Curtain Cave to find Monkey King."

"It feels like a love triangle is about to begin."

"Xu Feng's film and television works are operating normally."

Many people think of Xianyi and Xianer.

In Xu Feng's works, love triangles appear very frequently.

At the same time, in the movie, Bai Jingjing’s first words when she saw the Supreme Treasure were:
"Smelly monkey, so you are still here, why are you doing this to me?"

Here again the audience is reminded of the emotional entanglement between Bai Jingjing and Sun Wukong.

"I'm not Sun Wukong." Supreme Treasure said to her.

Then, he told Bai Jingjing the story between himself and her five hundred years later, without saying that he was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.

"On a dark and windy eerie night..."

After that, he said he wanted to marry Bai Jingjing, and Bai Jingjing was almost shocked.

"If I could take out my heart and show it to you, you would know that I didn't lie to you at all."

"It's very simple."

Bai Jingjing, like Zixia, got into Zhizunbao's body, and then asked questions about his heart.

"Coconut, coconut, is what he just said true?"

Zhizunbao's heart is like a coconut, Zixia also said so before.

Regarding this question, the film handles it as before, without giving a clear answer.

However, the happy smile on Bai Jingjing's face already explained the answer.

She asked again: "Then I would like to ask you if the person he likes most is me?"

The movie still doesn't have an answer.

The camera turned.

The Bull Demon King asked Zixia to marry him in seven days, and Zixia agreed.

In fact, Zixia was lying to him. She was waiting for Zhizunbao to go back to pick her up.

Qingxia was shocked: "You actually believe that that little slick guy will come back to pick you up. If it's true, I have to congratulate you. But even if he comes back, what ability does he have to snatch you back from the Bull Demon King?"

Zixia, played by An Zhiyi, looked like a little girl in love, and replied in a crisp voice: "Since God has arranged for him to pull out my purple-green sword, he must be an extraordinary person, and he can't be wrong. I knew one day he would show up in a very public way.

Wearing golden armor and holy clothes, and stepping on seven-color clouds, come and marry me. "

"Humph, you said you're not crazy."

"This is not crazy, it's ideal." Zixia smiled beautifully.

Seeing her smile, many viewers in the theater were dumbfounded.

Little did he know that a tear-jerking knife was about to fall.

Xu Laomo is about to use the knife again.

On earth, whenever people rewatch this movie and see this, they can't help but feel heartache.

On the other side, in Pansi Cave, the progress was faster. The wedding scene had been arranged and the red cloth was pulled up.

However, Bodhi told the Supreme Treasure.

"Last night in your dream, you called Miss Zixia's name seven hundred and eighty-five times, one more time than last time."

Zhizunbao opened his eyes wide.

Coincidentally, he married Bai Jingjing on the same day as the Bull Demon King married Zixia.

"It's been six days, and you're going to get married tomorrow night." Qingxia said to Zixia, "Huh, it's weird that he will come."

Zixia didn't answer her. She held her chin with both hands and her eyes were firm.

She believed he would come.

The scene turned, and in the Pansi Cave, the Supreme Treasure was dreaming.

In a dream.

He walked to Zixia.

"Last night, I asked a spider to tell you that I miss you very much. Do you know?

Do you know that I have been lying to you? "

He looked into Zixia's beautiful big eyes.

Zixia was still admiring the scenery and replied with a smile: "Just lie, just like a moth, even if you know you will be hurt, you will still throw yourself on the fire."

Then he chuckled: "Moths are so stupid."

The next second, Supreme Treasure opened his eyes with a faint smile on his face.

He knew Zixia's love for him.

And he himself had already fallen in love with Zixia.

For some reason, Qingcheng felt heartbroken and sweet at the same time.

"The most regrettable thing in the world is missing out. Zixia is waiting for him to save her, but he is about to marry Jingjing, and he doesn't have the ability to save Zixia."

Qingcheng said to himself.

It was obviously a funny comedy, but she felt a little sad at the moment.

Here comes the most classic dialogue in the movie.

Bodhi: "Is Zixia an exclamation point in your mind? Or a period? Is your head full of question marks?"

Zhizunbao: "Zixia is just someone I know. I told her a lie before, but now I just feel a little guilty. I hate her more and more. I'm getting married tomorrow. What do you want? ah?"

"One day when you find out that you fall in love with someone you hate, this relationship is the most fatal."

"But how could I fall in love with someone I hate? Can you please give me a reason?"

"Do you need a reason to love someone?"

"Don't you need it?"

"do you need?"

"Don't you need it?"

"..."

After Bodhi finished speaking, he left directly, leaving Zhizunbao alone to meditate.

This passage also made the audience think deeply.

do you need? Maybe not.

Sometimes love comes for no reason at all.

"This passage is so classic!"

Countless viewers also sighed, Xu Fengshen is amazing.

From the time the movie was broadcast to now, there have been too many famous scenes and famous lines.

In the movie, after Bodhi left, Zhizunbao heard the clear ringing of the bell. When he looked back, he saw something glowing with golden light. When he got closer, he realized that it was the silver cord golden bell of Fairy Zixia.

Seeing it, all his thoughts about Zixia seemed to explode in an instant.

……

In a blink of an eye, the wedding day arrived.

The Tucheng is decorated with lights and colorful decorations, and it is a festive scene. The Bull Demon King is about to marry Zixia.

But on a high platform in the city, the style of painting is completely different.

Zixia looked sad and had no joy at all about getting married. She was still waiting for her lover to come and save her, but the longer she waited, the slimmer her hope became.

On the other side, Bai Jingjing left without saying goodbye on the big day and left a letter to Zhizunbao.

"Your conscience tells me that what you love most is not me, but another woman. When I see what she left in your conscience, I feel that after these 500 years, it is not me you are looking for when you come back. It's her. You and I both believe that this is God's will and the legendary fate."

Sudden.

Chun Sananniang arrived and asked Bai Jingjing where she had gone. Then she ruthlessly killed the three Bodhisattva who didn't know about it, and also wanted to kill Zhizunbao.

"I'm going to die anyway, so just do me a favor."

Zhizunbao took off his clothes and exposed his chest.

He wanted to dig out his heart and see what Zixia left in his heart.

"baffling."

Chun Sansanniang sheathed her sword, turned and left.

"You're bluffing me!"

The next second, Chun Sananniang drew her sword and turned around. The sword flashed and snowflakes flew.

The Supreme Treasure is dead.

……

Brush brush.

There was an uproar in the cinema.

"The protagonist is dead?"