I only have a few words, can the singer blame me?

Chapter 74 Fake, all fake!
  Shen Mingyue frowned slightly.

"The title of this book..."

If it were the previous Singularity Network, there would definitely be no problem with this title.

But now, except for the great masters, newcomers no longer play this way.

Nowadays, long book titles are popular, and the highlights are required to be reflected simply and directly in the title.

such as:

"Thank you for the invitation. I'm in the God Realm and have just climbed onto the queen's bed."

"City: The Immortal Emperor returns, dig with an excavator?" 》

"The Dragon King returns to his throne!" All the exes are crying and begging to get back together! 》

"After the divorce, my mother-in-law knew that I was the best son-in-law"

"City: Awakening Space Powers, Delivering Food Every Day"

"Datang: Accidentally Became the Man Behind the Empress"

……

Hey, doesn’t this smell just come out?

Only such a title can quickly attract readers' attention, and the work can attract volume and produce results quickly.

This is the market's choice.

As for a book with a title like "The Weird Immortal", generally speaking, only great authors would dare to do this.

But can their popularity and number of fans be the same as those of Mengxin?

completely different!

Even if the masters named the book "The Shit Pit", readers would still click on the work to read and watch it.

Readers have trust in the masters and know that they can tell good stories.

However, if a newbie in the industry learns from the masters, he will be looking for a pounce.

Unless you really have the strength, it will be difficult to achieve results.

"Hey, another cute and cute newcomer." Shen Mingyue shook her head and looked at the author's pen name: Ma Jia.

"hiss……"

Shen Mingyue's pupils shrank in vain and she became energetic.

She understood the homophone in an instant.

Isn't "hemajia" just "waistcoat"?
  Some time ago, there was a great author on Singularity.com who played this trick.

That was an old eunuch master who was well-known throughout Singularity.com. He published several new books one after another, which made his reputation bad. Every time he opened a book, readers would chase him and scold him.

How to do?
  All I can say is that the great master is worthy of being a great master and has performed a wave of divine operations.

I saw him change hands and wear a vest for himself, open a small account, and the pen name is "Ma Jia". Then when he wrote the new book and got the results, he stopped pretending to me, I showed my cards, and returned to my original position. , took away his own trumpet.

Shen Mingyue never expected that there would be another "sick mana" now.

"Humph, everyone has learned how to act coquettishly, right?" Shen Mingyue snorted arrogantly, but her eyes were full of sparkles: "I want to see who you are?"

The editor has the authority to directly see the author's real-name information in the background, but Shen Mingyue did not do so.

She clicked directly into the text.

Just like reading a mystery novel, it is no fun if you know who the murderer is through spoilers in advance.

She prefers to guess the answer through her intelligent mind, careful analysis, and a woman's powerful sixth sense intuition.

"Chapter One, Master."

Shen Mingyue read quickly, her beautiful eyes scanning ten lines at a time.

This is the basic practice of every online article editor.

If you read slowly and carefully word by word, you won't be able to do this job.

The story begins with a young man named "Li Huowang". In a cave, he worked together with men and women who were similar in age to him but had various congenital or acquired deformities, making medicine together.

Shen Mingyue raised an eyebrow: "Deformed team? Starting with suspense? It's quite innovative."

In online writing, there is a "three golden chapters" writing method, which countless authors have figured out through practice.

The so-called "three golden chapters" refer to the fact that the first three chapters of a novel are particularly important and must explain the protagonist, background, crisis, cheat, etc.

Let readers quickly establish a sense of involvement and expectation for this novel, thereby stimulating readers' emotions to move forward.

An excellent online article can make readers feel ecstatic and unable to stop reading.

Among the "Three Golden Chapters", the most important is the first chapter.

If the first chapter cannot attract readers, it will be difficult to achieve results unless the writing is good enough.

The first chapter of the novel is like the facade of a restaurant. It's not of high quality, but you can get a glimpse of it by looking at the facade.     In the first chapter, the first three hundred words are extremely important. It can be said that every word is gold.

Whether the first chapter can arouse readers' interest depends largely on how well the first three hundred words are written.

In Shen Mingyue's opinion, the first three hundred words of "The Weird Immortal" are very well written and very innovative. Even her editor, who reads novels every day and feels like vomiting, is interested. As an ordinary reader, the effect will definitely be better. good.

Keep watching.

"I'll just do it, I promise, hehehe~" In the cave, a fat boy with hare lips showed a lewd smile on his face, trying to pull an albino girl into his arms.

What he wants to do is self-evident.

Shen Mingyue bit her lip and became worried about the girl.

According to ordinary novels, the protagonist will definitely step forward at this time and save...the albino girl.

But Li Huowang didn't.

He closed his eyes, ignored the noise, and continued with his work.

Just when Shen Mingyue thought he wouldn't take action, the reverse happened. Li Huowang took action. He picked up a stone medicine jar and smashed it on the head of the fat man with cleft lip, causing his head to bleed immediately.

"Cool!"

The tension of the words and the pictures emerged in her mind, making Shen Mingyue feel refreshed instantly. Her legs were clamped tightly together.

What surprised her was that the male protagonist did not save the albino girl out of kindness, but out of upset. The girl's screams upset him, so he took action.

"This protagonist...has a personality."

These days, readers are tired of the old-fashioned Madonna protagonists and heroic rescue plots, but "Ma Jia" uses almost the same plot, but comes up with something new.

Based on this paragraph alone, Shen Mingyue has determined that this must be a trumpet played by some great god. This kind of writing power, this kind of emotional pull, plot setting and text tension are simply not something that a newbie can possess.

“It’s just that I’ve read too little content so far, and I can’t tell who the great writer is with this style of writing.”

Shen Mingyue's eyes showed excitement and she couldn't wait to drag the page. She was completely aroused and was itching.

How to relieve itching? Just keep watching.

In the cave, Li Huowang hit the fat man with a cleft lip, causing his head to bleed. The two naturally had a quarrel. At this time, a tall young man came to call Li Huowang and another woman with a crooked mouth, saying that the master was looking for them.

The strange thing is that the fat man who was beaten by Li Huowang before was gloating: "Haha! You're done flirting!! It's your turn today."

There was also an albino girl who was rescued by Li Huowang, who acted very frightened, as if she knew the inside story.

This made Shen Mingyue feel that something was wrong. Her reading speed had already slowed down and she was reading word for word.

Subsequently.

Li Huowang and the crooked-mouthed woman came to the alchemy furnace where the master was.

Their master looked like an immortal from the back, but when he saw the front, he was a disgusting old man with a leprosy, and a few scattered yellow teeth in Di Baotian's mouth were exposed in the air.

"Fuck!" Shen Mingyue opened her mouth slightly and exclaimed for the first time.

The contrast is very strong, the immortal Taoist has become the leper-headed Taoist.

Five seconds later.

"hiss……"

Her exclamation turned into a gasp, and she stared at the computer screen dumbfounded, with chills running down her spine.

The crooked-mouthed woman respected the mangy-headed master very much, but the master was so insane that he threw her directly into the stone urn without any hesitation, and smashed her whole body into a pulp with a medicine rod, which was used to make medicine and elixirs. !

"This... oh my god!" Shen Ming Yue felt her scalp numb just as she imagined the scene.

How bloody and cruel this is! How dark and unprincipled!
  ——Is there any royal method? Are there any laws?

But if you think about it carefully, it's very logical. If there really is a spiritual world, what can't those monks do in order to achieve their own goals?
  It is not unusual for human life to be considered as trivial.

Shen Mingyue took a deep breath, her chest rose and fell, and continued to look down.

Facing the murderous master with a leprosy head, Li Huowang remained unmoved. He even closed his eyes and said silently in his heart: "You guys can't deceive me. It's all fake. It's all fake."

His master approached him as if he was going to use him as medicine.

Li Huowang used all his strength to open his eyes, and then he woke up in a bright, clean, and fresh ward with fresh air. His lower body was tied tightly to the bed with a cloth belt.

"Is he a patient? Was he dreaming just now?!!!"

brush!
  Shen Mingyue stood up from the chair in an instant, with a Wang Defa expression on her face!

What the fuck!

The whole person was immediately dumbfounded and confused.

Hahahaha...

who am I?
  where am I?
  What did I just watch?
  Fake, hahahaha, it’s all fake!

(End of this chapter)