Dragon Clan: My Word Spirit is refreshed every week
Chapter 174 3 Miss Wu wants me to confess! ?
Chapter 174 Miss Sanwu wants me to confess! ?
After talking nonsense to Ling in a serious manner, Zhou Xuan quoted many girls' usual perfunctory excuse for licking the dog's spare tire: "I went to take a shower," and escaped smoothly.
At this time, in the exquisite bathtub carved from smooth stone, Zhou Xuan was enjoying the hot spring water while thinking about life in boredom.
He didn't have the habit of taking a bath, but Hanyu Junpei was so good at enjoying it. The bathtub was a high-end product with a massage function.
As we all know, no one can say no to a Jacuzzi.
Zhou Xuan leaned in the bathtub in Ge You's paralyzed posture, feeling inexplicably that something was not right with today's three-no girl Zero.
According to his understanding of Zero, the Russian girl who always upholds pragmatism should not have the tone of Chinese petty bourgeoisie literature and art.
I won't look at the grass and trees in the courtyard in the miserable wind and rain, feeling sorry for myself, and then cry miserably.
Although the Russians are among the best in the world in terms of literature and art, the tone of their art is mostly melancholy and deep, not so tender-hearted, and they shed tears before they want to speak.
In other words, even if Zero suddenly wanted to show off his artistic side, the scene would probably look like this:
The cold wind howls, the flowers break and the leaves fall.
Ling looked up at the starless dark night sky at a 45-degree angle with a solemn expression, and suddenly thought of the red giant who once divided the world with America.
So he lowered his eyebrows and took out a Soviet-style ПГ-18 portable anti-tank equipment, or rocket launcher for short, from under his skirt.
Then he fired several artillery shells into the sky, singing Katyusha amidst the roaring sound and his face full of fire, while gently blowing away the white smoke from the muzzle of the rocket launcher.
"Sure enough, things like cannonballs are most beautiful when viewed from the muzzle." Zero said softly with a lonely and regretful face.
After seeing Zhou Xuan arrive, she would raise her head slightly, her eyes as deep as an ancient spring, with no expression on her face.
"Comrade, do you know where Stalingrad is? I can't find it on the map."
……
Thinking of this, Zhou Xuan couldn't help scratching his temples.
Eh.
If I remember correctly, a few years after Zero was born in Moscow, he was sold to Black Swan Port by his parents for experimentation, and later fled Russia directly with Lu Mingze. His thoughts should not be so popular.
This picture seems a bit off...
At this time, a slight sound suddenly came from outside the bathroom door.
Zhou Xuan instantly became alert.
The strong body tightened quickly, like a vigorous cheetah ready to go, and crystal water drops slowly dripped along the clear ravines between the muscles.
Thanks to his super high bloodline, Zhou Xuan's hearing even under normal conditions is much better than Caesar who has activated the Word Spirit: Kamaitachi.
Despite the noise of the water, he could roughly identify the physical characteristics of the person outside the door.
A young woman, weighing about 45 kilograms and about 150 centimeters tall. Judging from the stride length, her body proportions are very good and her legs should be quite long.
None of the three maids in the family have such a figure, so the answer is already obvious.
"Why is Zero coming to the bathroom at this time!? She doesn't think the bathroom is empty, does she?"
"No! I should have locked the door when I just entered the bathroom. How did she get in..."
Zhou Xuan's thoughts were racing, and he was a little confused about Ling's intention for this operation.
In other words, all of Zero's actions today were somewhat unclear, making him as confused as King Louis XVI of France.
While Zhou Xuan was brainstorming, Ling, who was just a door away, was also caught in a dilemma. She hesitated whether to push the door open or not.
Potato Chip Girl's previous "teachings" couldn't help but echo in Zero's mind.
"Sanwu, I, Mr. Su, have been in love for who knows how many years. The romance novel authors who rely on my rewards to support me can make up several teachers!"
"That is to say, I am absolutely a first-class expert in girls' messy emotions, and I have a deep understanding of girls' psychology."
"According to the analysis of your current psychological situation, you have definitely developed a liking for Zhou Xuan, but it has not yet reached the level of like or love!"
"Or maybe you, this unlucky bitch, don't know what love is! Except for the boss, you have never been in contact with any man!"
"But there is no Kansai! I will help you confirm your heart and test out Zhou Xuan's feelings for you. You only need to do this, this and this..."
Potato Chip Girl sent Ling a document with tens of thousands of words, exhaustively listing the possible developments of various events after Zhou Xuan returned home.
After Zhou Xuan escaped just now, Ling immediately opened the file and found a solution to this situation in the dense text.
"Scene 12138: If Zhou Xuan is taking a shower, don't hesitate! You just need to pretend that you didn't see it accidentally, break in carelessly, and meet Zhou Xuan candidly in the bathroom."
"PS: To tell you the truth, according to my understanding of Zhou Xuan, Mr. Su, although he is so fierce that he can defeat the Dragon King, he is actually an Asian man with quite traditional thinking, a bit like an ancient storybook. The kind of young lady from a good family."
"It's the kind of person who, once his little hand is held by his disciples and he sees his innocence, he will fight to the death to hold him responsible."
"Although Zhou Xuan will definitely not go to that extent, as long as he sees your innocent body, he will definitely feel guilty towards you..."
Ling recalled Potato Chip Girl's despicable and out-of-touch plan in his mind, and he couldn't help but feel hesitant.
Although her understanding of male and female emotions is almost a blank slate, she instinctively feels that this operation is a bit unreliable.
"Shouldn't it be simple and pure to like this kind of thing?" she thought to herself.
Before Zero could make the next move, Zhou Xuan's plain voice came from the bathroom.
"Is that Zero outside? I'm using the bathroom, maybe I forgot to lock the door. There's another bathroom on the second floor."
Hearing this, Zero's body couldn't help but stiffen, and the expression on his face was a little embarrassed.
"Well, sorry."
Before she finished speaking, she quickly slipped out of the door. At the same time, she secretly cursed herself for being a little dizzy, and she would completely believe the nonsense of that guy from the potato chip girl!
But for some reason, Zero felt relieved.
……
Listening to the footsteps outside the door quickly disappearing, Zhou Xuan breathed a long sigh of relief and slumped in the bathtub again.
"Something's wrong! There's something 12 out of 10 that's wrong!"
"First of all, I told Zero that I wanted to take a bath; secondly, Zero's extremely severe mysophobia will definitely not share the same bathroom with others."
"In summary, it's very problematic!"
Zhou Xuan rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought.
(End of this chapter)
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