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Chapter 311 On the Correct Practice of Monogamy
Chapter 311 On the Correct Practice of Monogamy
It was raining heavily, the night was dark, and the lights were flickering.
An ordinary Mercedes seven-seater business car drove smoothly on the road.
"Speaking of which, did you receive the text message from Long Legs?" Su Enxi, who was in the driver's seat, controlled the steering wheel with one hand and grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into her mouth.
"Of course, after Caesar, Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang are settled, I will go find her." Zhou Xuan, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was closing his eyes to rest, "Speaking of which, I feel that her mood is not right. ,What happened?"
Potato Chip Girl raised her eyebrows and gave Zhou Xuan an annoyed look: "Why do you have the nerve to ask!? Don't you have any AC numbers yourself?"
Hearing this, Zhou Xuan opened his eyes and was confused for a moment: "There are so many things that have happened recently. I really can't figure it out right now. Do you have any tips?"
"The legal loli who is in love with you, the sweet wife who has been watching you for thousands of years, and the long-legged sister who has fallen in love with you."
Zhou Xuan:?
"I understand, no need to say any more." He slapped his forehead and rubbed his brows helplessly.
"In addition, the first one can be ruled out. I have no interest in Zero at all, or anyone who has any thoughts about Zero should be arrested and shot! She is still a child."
I, Zhou Xuan, would like to call you the strongest.
"A kid who is one step older than us?" Su Enxi joked with a smile.
Hey, wait.
"Please remove the 'men', Zero is only six or seven years older than you at most, and I have just turned eighteen this year." Zhou Xuan said nonsense seriously.
Zhou Xuan knew that although Su Enxi's words were a bit out of tune, her attitude was unprecedentedly serious.
When it comes to the ability to talk nonsense seriously, you and I are still far behind.
"Come to think of it, I really don't know what's going on with those women! They all have pretty faces and excellent conditions, but they all fall in love with a scumbag like you who likes to have two things. It's really unreasonable."
"The reason why I'm in this situation is because I haven't hooked up with enough girls, and I haven't achieved the dynamic balance of the Shura field, or..."
Zhou Xuan:......
Zhou Xuan subconsciously said nonsense in his heart, but he did not interrupt Su Enxi.
By the way, if you talk like this, will Mai really not hang you up and beat you?
If it weren't for the fact that these two sisters are straight girls and have no interest in citrus-flavored lilies, there would be nothing else to do.
Su Enxi squinted and gave Zhou Xuan a look of contempt: "I have never seen such a shameless person!"
Sure enough, the strongest will have its own strong hand, and every mountain will be as high as the other.
Zhou Xuan took the potato chips away from Su Enxi's hand, swallowed the remaining potato chips in the bag unceremoniously into his mouth, and started chewing: "As the saying goes, you have two feet. Sooner or later, the boat will capsize, and even if you step on it, it will never capsize.”
Before Zhou Xuan could finish speaking, Su Enxi interrupted directly: "Don't make jokes and talk nonsense at this time!"
Su Enxi and Mai Shutoku have never been plastic sisters. The relationship between them can be said to be that of half-sisters.
She turned to look at Zhou Xuan, the light shining in her bright eyes was more serious than ever before: "You can say that I grew my long legs by feeding them shit and pee. It is not an exaggeration for her to call me mom. Regarding her family's unlucky I take the emotional issues of things very seriously!”
Doesn’t modern society insist on insisting on monogamy?
So if Shutoku Mai and Potato Chip Girl develop some relationship beyond friendship, and then marry Zhou Xuan, wouldn't this mean that they just have a husband and a wife, which is completely consistent with monogamy?
Although this puts Zhou Xuan at a bit of a disadvantage, and can only live a good life with Jiude Mai and Su Enxi with tears in his eyes, silently carrying everything by himself, but isn't that what life is like?
What a man carries on his shoulders is not just a mountain of responsibilities, but sometimes his white and slippery legs... Ahem, stop the car and turn off the engine. Zhou Xuan shook his head, throwing away all these random thoughts.
He has a habit of having his thoughts fly uncontrollably when he is nervous, thinking about things that are not relevant, and saying nonsense words that are completely nutritious.
However, it had been a long time since Zhou Xuan had been so nervous and restless. The last time was when he and Chu Zihang narrowly escaped death while sitting in a Maybach a few years ago.
There is a saying that if he had a choice, Zhou Xuan would rather go to the battlefield to fight the Dragon King.
After all, dragon kings only fight and kill each other, and there is no human connection.
The turbulent emotions between people are far more complicated than the life-and-death struggle between Dragon Kings.
"I told Long Legs before that a woman like her is a bird without legs." Su Enxi continued.
"A footless bird? The kind of bird of paradise that falls to the ground once in a lifetime and dies upon landing?" Zhou Xuan frowned slightly.
As a fan of Wong Kar-Wai's movies, he naturally knows this metaphorical creature.
Su Enxi nodded: "Although I don't know what Long Legs went through before, she actually has a serious lack of trust in the relationship between men and women."
"You also know that with her long legs and good looks, there are so many men who want to chase her!"
"Oil tycoons, Arab princes, fashionable male models, and British aristocrats are like the queen of the river, jumping crazily on her pomegranate skirt."
"However, Long Legs has never been sincere towards those people. He just uses them as amusement to pass the boring time."
"Speaking of which, I really don't understand why Long Legs is so sincere towards you."
Speaking of this, Su Enxi gave Zhou Xuan a nice roll of her eyes again: "Aside from being handsome, having a higher bloodline, being rich, and speaking cheaply, you have absolutely no redeeming qualities!"
Zhou Xuan:......
You have finished speaking, what else can I say?
Zhou Xuan could only continue to remain silent.
Like magic, the potato chip girl took out another bag of potato chips, grabbed a large handful and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Although Long Legs is a native Japanese woman, if you think that she will be like those idiot Japanese women and tolerate you because she likes you, you are totally wrong!"
"If I were in this situation, I would definitely give you two big slaps in the face, and then I would never look back and end our relationship with you!"
Hearing this, Zhou Xuan raised his head and breathed a long sigh of relief: "If you think that all women are like you, you are totally wrong."
Before Potato Chip Girl could get mad, Zhou Xuan's voice sounded again.
"Thank you, I understand."
Su Enxi looked at Zhou Xuan deeply and said nothing.
……
At the same time, an unknown port in Siberia.
The two men struck up a conversation.
(End of this chapter)
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