Return to 1983 Hunting Xing'an Mountains
Chapter 130 Four women singing opera, pure nonsense
Chapter 130 Four women singing opera, pure nonsense
1983 12 Month 2 Day.
Xu Ning had to work all day at home yesterday, which made Xu Ning's back sore and her arms aching. It wasn't until nearly seven o'clock in the morning that she was woken up by Liu Lizhen.
My mother felt very sorry for her old son. Although Xu Ning's animal behavior was usually very annoying, but now he has learned the lesson and his performance has been good recently, so she only called him before the meal.
When Xu Ning opened his eyes, he wanted to hug his mother for the first time, grinding her back molars, but she didn't want to scold him. After all, his performance was very good yesterday, so he had to give a few words of encouragement and then turned around and went back to the house. .
Xu Ning put on cotton trousers on his legs and looked at the snow particles on the window edge. The snow in the yard had been swept away. He guessed that it was done by Xu Laowen and Xu Long.
The snow didn't fall heavily last night, only as thick as the palm of your hand.
When he walked out the door and turned to look at the street, he saw a gust of wind blowing snow particles whistling past, and a snow tornado rising in front of Lao Wang's house.
I definitely couldn't go for a mountain run on this day. On a day like this with heavy smoke and cannons, it would be difficult to open my eyes while walking outside, as if a razor blade was slicing my face, let alone go for a walk up the mountain.
The meal this morning was a little casual. Liu Lizhen took a bunch of leftovers from last night, grabbed some radish sticks and wild vegetables from the pickle jar and threw them on the table.
Everyone looked at each other in silence, then grabbed the chopsticks and shoveled the rice into their mouths. Liu Lizhen squinted her eyes and glanced around, and when she saw that no one said anything, she picked up the rice bowl with satisfaction.
"vomit…"
Suddenly, Wang Shujuan retched and broke the harmonious atmosphere.
Xu Chunlin, Xu Long, Xu Ning, and Xu Feng all raised their heads and glanced at Liu Lizhen, and the atmosphere suddenly became serious.
They thought Liu Lizhen would get angry, but unexpectedly, Liu Lizhen hurriedly put down her bowls and chopsticks, held Wang Shujuan in her hands, and looked smiling.
Concernedly asked: "Juan'er, don't you have it?"
Wang Shujuan was stunned and shook her head hastily: "No, I...I can't count the days..."
"Then why are you so nervous?" Liu Lizhen asked with a smile.
Wang Shujuan moved her pupils and said with some embarrassment: "Mom, I was in a hurry just now and the rice particles got stuck in my throat."
Liu Lizhen was stunned. Although she felt a little disappointed, this matter did not just happen. Besides, Wang Shujuan was her daughter-in-law, so she definitely couldn't scold her like she scolded Xu Feng.
"Ah, that's okay..."
Wang Shujuan turned around and said, "Mom, I'm wondering if I have any illness? How long has it been..."
Liu Lizhen said unhappily: "That's nonsense! What disease could you have?"
Wang Shujuan has good looks and a plump and well-proportioned figure. Liu Lizhen fell in love with her at first sight. Why?
As the old saying goes, a big butt is good for fertility.
This is not a matter of discrimination, but a kind of experience. The older generation has thought this through, because it is easier to give birth easily with big hips, but it is a bit difficult to give birth with a thin body.
Xu Ning remembered that Xu Long and Wang Shujuan's child was born on the street in June 85. He was a fat boy at the time, which meant that Wang Shujuan was conceived in the winter of 6.
Because Xu Ning had just gotten married to Meng Ziyan at that time, it was Wang Erli who found a car at the forest farm and sent Xu Long, Wang Shujuan and others to the street.
However, Xu Ning was not prepared to reveal it at the dinner table, and he would not be able to talk to Wang Shujuan alone about this matter in the future.
How can a brother-in-law worry about whether his sister-in-law is pregnant?
At this time, Xu Laowen coughed twice and said, "Later, you and I will chat with Fengjiao and Shuhua. You can discuss what is going on."
Wang Shujuan nodded, "Hey."
Liu Lizhen picked up her rice bowl again and glanced at Xu Laowen without saying a word.
After Xu Ning finished eating, he got up and went to the ground.
Xu Laowen saw him walking in a hurry and asked, "Are you going to go?"
"Go back to the house and sleep."
"Why do you think it's so big?" Xu Laowen snorted coldly.
Xu Ning turned to look at him, wondering how he had returned to his original state after just two and a half days of walking.
Liu Lizhen said dissatisfiedly: "Just go to bed. Why don't you tell me that my old son worked all day yesterday? Go ahead and I'll give you some meat buns stuffed with roe deer at noon!"
"Yeah." Xu Ning responded and walked out of the east room.
Xu Laowang looked at Xu Ning's figure outside the window and said angrily: "You are used to it!"
Liu Lizhen put down the bowl and chopsticks, "If you have my old son for a while, I will spoil you!"
"..."
Xu Laowang looked at his daughter-in-law and didn't dare to say a word, so he could choke Liu Lizhen in front of his daughter-in-law. If he continued to choke, he would definitely suffer.
He had no choice but to turn around and look at Xu Long, "Look, your mother has forgotten both of us now..."
"Don't stop sowing discord. Then let me ask you, what happened to the 150 yuan?"
Xu Laowen was stunned for a moment, put down the bowl in a hurry, slumped his legs, and dug his feet into the shell of his shoes, "It's money, I don't have money like you, don't accuse people unfairly!"
After that, he ran to the outhouse, not knowing what he was doing.
Liu Lizhen sneered twice and pointed at Xu Long, "Do you know?"
"Don't know? I don't know anything." After Xu Long finished speaking, he hurriedly picked up the food in the bowl without even raising his eyelids.
At this time, Xu Feng raised her hand and said, "Mom, I know!" "Shut up! Sha Leng can eat, why do you owe so much?" Liu Lizhen gave Xu Feng a blank look.
Xu Feng shrank her neck in frustration and hurriedly put dried radish and pickles into her mouth.
Wang Shujuan snickered in her heart as she watched the old lady manage the nest of snakes and rats into submission. At the same time, she also imitated how Liu Lizhen managed these three people.
Because she was thinking that since Lao Xu's family was all scheming, the children she would give birth to in the future would definitely have to be scheming. She should learn more now and be ready to use them in the future.
After Xu Feng, Xu Chunlin and others left one after another.
At about nine o'clock, Yang Shuhua and Li Fuqiang came over.
After Li Fuqiang entered the house and found Xu Ning, he dragged Wang Hu and walked to Lao Chang's house.
In the outer room of Lao Xu's house, four women were chopping stuffing, kneading noodles, and chatting around the pot and cutting board.
When Liu Lizhen mentioned that Wang Shujuan and Xu Long wanted a child, although she didn't rush it, people could feel her eagerness.
Wang Shujuan chopped the dumpling stuffing and said, "Is there something wrong with me? Otherwise, I'll find an old doctor to prescribe some decoction."
Liu Lizhen was a little unhappy. She firmly believed that Wang Shujuan had no illness at all. It was Xu Long who had something wrong, because she remembered that after Xu Long came back from the army, he told Xu Chunlin that he had not looked correctly before training and got stuck on the wooden beam. …
But she couldn't talk about it outside, so she said, "Juan'er, don't think about it. How long has it been? Why are you so anxious?"
Han Feng said softly: "Juan'er, are you too reserved?"
"No."
At this time, Yang Shuhua blinked her eyes twice and said, "Sister, why don't you try some folk remedies? Do you know how I was born into a rich family?"
Wang Shujuan said with a smile: "How else could it be born? It must have come out of the belly."
"Hey, that's not the case. What do I mean? Before I married into your eldest brother's family, my mother left a recipe for me. Later, I asked my brother to combine the contents of the recipe. It's all Then I secretly gave it to your elder brother for two or three months, and I became pregnant with Jinyu and Mantang."
Liu Lizhen's eyes lit up when she heard this, "Shuhua, can your recipe give birth to double sticks?"
"Ah, they say they can give birth, but my brother has been drinking for more than half a year, but he only has one child at home." Yang Shuhua said.
"What's going on in Fang Li?"
"Nothing else, there are deer fetuses and whips, but the deer fetuses need to be twin cubs...it's not easy to find. The one my brother put on has already been broken into pieces." Yang Shuhua's face turned red as she spoke. .
Liu Lizhen clicked her tongue, "The whip is easy to say, but the twin deer fetuses are really hard to touch. Your brother went to Wangxing and shot three deer. His stomach was completely empty. There should be nothing to play with."
At this time, Han Fengjiao said: "Sister-in-law, do you think Er Ning can hunt that deer carrying a calf? The Er Li family always mentions the rules of running in the mountains."
Liu Lizhen frowned: "That's right, this thing should be a little bit...it's okay, I won't let him take care of it. He doesn't know a lot of people outside, so he can just buy it if anyone has it for sale."
"Shuhua, is this recipe made by soaking it in wine, or grinding it into powder and rolling it into pills?"
"It's best to take pills, but I think it's better to make wine. When I gave Qiangzi a drink, he didn't know it at all. Even now, he doesn't know about it." Yang Shuhua smiled sheepishly.
Liu Lizhen said with a smile: "Oh my god, Shuhua, you are so tight-lipped. That's true..."
One thing she didn't say was that few gentlemen were willing to admit that it didn't work.
Wang Shujuan turned to look at her mother-in-law and blinked, "Then...Mom, what did you tell Er Ning?"
"I told you to give it to your third uncle and grandpa's family, Dazhi. Dazhi has been married for eight or nine years and has no children."
"Ah, that's okay!"
If Xu Ning were present, he would be laughing so hard because this is pure nonsense!
It is true that deer fetuses can cure deficiency of essence and blood, replenish the kidneys and strengthen yang, etc., but if you soak the deer fetuses with twin cubs in them and drink them, you can give birth to twin babies? Isn’t this nonsense?
But in the eyes of Liu Lizhen and Wang Shujuan, because Yang Shuhua really gave birth to Jinyumantang, this pair of dragon and phoenix became convinced!
Besides, what's wrong with Xu Long and Wang Shujuan? He and Wang Shujuan have been married for so long, why don't they have any children?
One is that the two of them have not studied systematically and have not mastered the rules. The other is that the two of them have mutually exclusive physiques.
Some people have no children for three to five years after marriage, but they have children after they divorce and reorganize their families, and they are all identified as biological children. Why? Mainly because of physical incompatibility.
This is not nonsense, but there are real examples.
At this moment, the east room of the old Chang family.
Xu Ning and others tilted their heads and looked at Wang Hu chattering.
Just because Wang Hu heard from his younger brother Wang Biao that the night before yesterday, his classmate stayed at Huang's house and screamed until midnight, causing Wang Biao's classmate to fall asleep in class and the teacher pulled him by the ear. Penalty to stand at the back door.
Wang Hu thought something was wrong when he heard it. He thought of the big yellow horn that Xu Ning mentioned while working yesterday, and instantly figured it out.
After learning these words, everyone in the room understood.
"I heard from Wang Biao's classmates that the man's face was full of bloody Daoists. He wandered around the streets as soon as he got up in the morning. He was not a bit shabby at all."
Xu Ning shook his head: "Then why is he being so arrogant? In his words, he dared to kill three of his beloved dogs, but he was still brave..."
Li Fuqiang smiled and said, "This big speaker is quite interesting, isn't it?"
Chang Danian curled his lips and said, "He's bragging. He didn't mess with the 600-pound pig, so why should he measure it? Isn't that right! I heard your sister Juan say yesterday that the big horn Come to Zantun's small shop and have a meal. Sister Juan came back without hearing the details."
Li Fuqiang said with a smile: "What else can I do? It's to promote his story of hunting a big solitary pig alone. I'm looking for someone to help him shell the big solitary pig."
(End of this chapter)
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