Return to 1983 Hunting Xing'an Mountains

Chapter 69 If two brothers want to become monsters, they only need a kitchen knife
  Xu Ning, this little girl, although sometimes annoying, is also quite rare at other times.

And Xu Chunlin was curious about how cheap Xu Feng was. He couldn't be more curious about it.

Xu Ning filled the dog bowl with food and then pointed at each one and called their names.

When the dog's name was called, Dian Dian stepped forward and took a look at Xu Ning. After receiving permission, she ate her head down.

"Green Wolf! Come over and eat."

When the green wolf heard the name, he ran over with a grin on his face, then put his foot next to Xu Ning's legs and rubbed him twice.

"Okay, stop being such a bitch and hurry up and eat."

The green wolf snorted twice before burying his head in the dog basin.

After watching the dogs finish eating, Xu Ning stepped forward and touched their bellies. They were about seven to eight full.

That’s about it. Dogs, like people, should not eat too much at night, otherwise they will choke easily.

"I'll feed you tomorrow morning! Go back to the nest."

After hearing the sound, a group of dogs licked their mouths, shook their heads and tails, returned to their dens and lay down.

At this time, it was about five o'clock and it was already dark.

Xu Chunlin, Xu Long, and Wang Erli came back from get off work.

As soon as he entered the house, Xu Chunlin muttered: "Why are you eating meat again? I haven't eaten enough in the past two days."

Liu Lizhen felt angry when she heard what he said. My old son had to be beaten back when he was on the mountain. What are you saying that is so shameless?

She turned aside Xu Chunlin and said: "My son has seven wild boars on the mountain. He just gave away three of them. What if he doesn't eat them? If you have the ability, you can also let us eat meat every day. You are too embarrassed!"

Xu Chunlin was stunned, "Look, I didn't say anything. Why are you trying to compete with me? How can you lead a dog up the mountain and beat these old pigs?"

Wang Hu stood up and said, "Well..."

He hurriedly recounted what happened on the mountain in an extremely vivid and realistic manner.

Through these several narrations, he had perfected his eloquence. At every critical moment, he would pause like a storyteller, almost saying, "I can predict what will happen next, and I will explain it next time."

The hooked Xu Chunlin and the three people scratched their ears and hurriedly asked what was going on.

Wang Hu continued with a smile. After he finished talking about what happened on the mountain, he drank some water to moisten his throat.

Xu Chunlin and Xu Long listened attentively and took a long time to recover.

Wang Erli took the opportunity to rush out of the east room and walk around the outhouse twice.

Liu Lizhen asked: "Why did you come out?"

Wang Erli said: "Let me see if there is anyone I can help with."

Han Fengjiao knew exactly what the men in her family were hiding from, so she said with a smile: "You can't help me with this, so hurry up and wait for the judgment."

"Why should I wait to be judged? I am a common man...why are you speaking so out of tune now?"

Han Fengjiao has a very calm personality. She smiled and said, "I learned it all from you. I think you are not as good as your eldest son."

"Hey! You, why have you become like this now! Then you usually have to comfort me. Why, your son and his second brother are so angry that I am not important anymore."

Han Fengjiao nodded: "Yeah, you don't accept it?"

"I accept it! How dare you refuse to accept it?"

After saying that, Wang Erli came forward and put his ear to her ear, whispering: "You will come back to the house in the evening."

Han Fengjiao hurriedly glanced at Yang Shuhua and glared at Wang Laoxie, "You are not serious, please go back to the house!"

"Hey, Erli, you two should stop chatting in the outhouse. We can talk about it later when we get back to the house in the evening."

Liu Lizhen said with a smile.

"Sister-in-law, he is so annoying, talk about him!" Han Fengjiao stared blankly at him.

Liu Lizhen said: "What should I say? It's about you and your wife."

Wang Erli grinned and said, "Come on, I'll go back to the house and suffer. If my sister-in-law says a few words to me, my face will turn red!"

"Ha ha……"

As soon as Wang Erli opened the door curtain and entered the house, he was pulled by Xu Chunlin and asked: "Go to the outer room, I want to talk to you about something."

"Stop talking, brother, I'm convinced, okay?"

"You just accepted it. You accepted it without waiting for me to say it. Then do I still have the energy? You are not allowed to accept it. Listen to me..."

He was dragged to the edge of the kang by Xu Chunlin. He couldn't leave even if he wanted to, so he could only suffer the pain.

After Xu Chunlin finished showing off to him, Wang Erli said: "Brother, didn't Hu Zi follow him? How come the three brothers of the partnership can hunt more animals than the two of us? Brother, you have to reflect on it!"

This is a saying that hurts the enemy by one thousand and hurts you by eight hundred.

Wang Erli thought, since he had lost several games in a row, let's just go to the ashes together this time.

Sure enough, when Xu Chunlin heard this, his face immediately turned red.

"What should I reflect on? You are the one holding the cannon head against the fire. You can't hit the animals. What should I do?"

"Then if I let you hug me, wouldn't you almost have your balls scratched?"

"Go away, you little bitch! If you don't accept it, let's go up to the mountain and practice, and we'll see who can beat more animals."

"Biji, am I afraid of you? Then let's ask for leave and go up the mountain tomorrow!"

Xu Chunlin nodded and said: "It's true, can we ask for leave tomorrow to go up the mountain? But the two dogs and the gun were taken away by Er Ning..."

Wang Erli patted his thigh and said, "That's easy to do! Let's go along and have fun, and we can also help Erning and the other three share the burden!"

Xu Chunlin also slapped his thigh excitedly, "Yes! Why didn't I think of that?"

"Brother, if you want to talk about this brain, I have to be the one to do it, right?" Wang Erli said proudly.

In fact, you can hear it from the conversation between the two.

The two of them deliberately went to Wangxing to hunt animals!
  During the day, while having lunch at the forest farm, the two of them planned the scene and directed the scene when they got back.

From the effect point of view, the performance is good.

However, they seriously underestimated their own voices, and even more so their wives.

In the room, Xu Ning, Xu Long, Li Fuqiang, and Wang Hu were stunned.

When Liu Lizhen and Han Fengjiao, who were cooking in the outer room, heard this, they rushed into the house with kitchen knives.

Liu Lizhen pointed at the two of them and shouted: "Are you two going to gaha?!"

This move frightened Xu Chunlin and Wang Erli, and they hurriedly leaned up on the kang.

"No, don't make a fuss. There are children in the house, please save some face for us."

Xu Chunlin blinked and said.

"You know how to be a bitch, right? Ah, that's the job my son took. Do you two want to compete with my son for the job? You really don't mind being a bitch!"

Xu Feng came over after hearing the news, leaned against the door and nodded: "Yeah, it's not a shame to fight for a job with my second brother." "Get out of here! I'm a kid."

"Okay." Xu Feng turned around and left after being scolded.

Xu Chunlin said: "She can say whatever she wants. Why are you shushing her?"

"You're the one who got used to it! Let me tell you, my son took over the job of going to Wangxing. If you two want to get into trouble, Fengjiao and I will let you go to the street to sleep. Let's set the table for dinner!! "

After Liu Lizhen finished speaking very domineeringly, she turned around and returned to the outhouse with the kitchen knife.

Han Fengjiao pointed at Wang Erli and said coldly: "Just do it."

Seeing this scene, Xu Ning was very happy and wrote half of a poem: If you two want to become a monster, all you need is a kitchen knife!

After the two daughters-in-law left, Xu Chunlin and Wang Erli looked at each other with a slightly embarrassed look on their faces, a little embarrassed to stand in front of the children.

At this time, Xu Long opened his mouth and said: "Dad, second uncle, if you two want to make a siege, just tell our section chief. He doesn't have any fun, and you don't have to go to see him."

Xu Chunlin hurriedly answered, "That's right! I didn't think about it."

"Well, brother, we don't have to go to see each other. How can we compete?"

"It's not good..."

At this time, Wang Hu and Li Fuqiang who were in the room hurriedly rushed out of the east room and ran to the outer room, and then couldn't help grinning.

But Xu Ning ignored that and just sat on the edge of the kang and laughed.

Xu Chunlin and Wang Erli's faces turned red.

"You little brat, are you laughing at your father?"

Xu Ning said with a smile: "I don't know if you are scolding me or asking me, what should I say in response? Hahaha..."

"Get out of here, you idiot! It's all over the place. Dalong, you didn't listen to your mother's instructions to put the table, so move quickly."

Xu Long stood up and muttered: "The six people in my family are beyond my capabilities."

Tonight's dinner is a little later than usual, because it's past four o'clock when the meat is cooked.

Making rice, chopping and cooking also kept Liu Lizhen and the others busy.

Tonight's cuisine is simpler than the previous two days, with only one dish of stewed big bones with pickled cabbage, deboned meat dipped in garlic sauce, stir-fried pork with mustard dumplings, wild vegetables and pickles, pork belly with radish, and fried peanuts.

The three of them, Liu Lizhen, had to cobble together six dishes. Among them, the radish and meat were the most tedious, because the cooked meat was too oily, and then they were sliced ​​and covered with radish, steaming in a large pot for about 20 minutes.

As soon as the dishes were placed on the table, a sound came from Xu's courtyard.

I didn’t want to ask but it must have been Liu Daming. He grabbed the two boys with both hands and shouted before entering the room: "Brother-in-law! Second brother!"

"What are you shouting for? Gaha."

Liu Daming said: "These two brats went to the reservoir to catch fish! If the yellow loudspeaker from Taipingtun hadn't put it on the mountain and came back to see them, I wouldn't have known where to look for it."

"What are you doing?" Wang Erli stood up.

Everyone in the room turned to stare at Wang Biao and Liu Tianen, but they lowered their heads and did not dare to say a word.

Xu Chunlin raised his head and asked, "Biao, God, do you two know how deep the reservoir is?"

The two nodded.

"Then do you know how many people have drowned in the reservoir?"

The two nodded again.

"As long as you know, sit down and eat."

Liu Daming was stunned, "Brother-in-law?"

"The reservoir is frozen solid at this time. What kind of fish can they catch by going to the reservoir? Did they go skating in the reservoir?"

Wang Biao nodded: "Yeah, my uncle must understand."

Xu Chunlin said: "Okay, they are on vacation, let's just play for a while. Go wash your hands quickly and serve dinner."

"Eh."

The two of them turned to look at Liu Daming, who was looking at them.

Liu Daming frowned and then let the two of them wash their hands.

"Da Ming, don't keep grinning when you catch something. Then the kid won't play Gaha? Just pay attention to safety."

Xu Chunlin said.

"Brother-in-law, aren't I worried about you too?"

Wang Erli said: "Da Ming did nothing wrong. This happened a long time ago. They don't know where to go home. These two boys are in need of education. I will talk to them later."

Wang Biao and Liu Tianen, who had just washed their hands and walked in, were immediately dumbfounded.

The two thought to themselves, this time they are really screwed!
  "Well, you can talk about this." Xu Chunlin also agreed.

No one is drinking. Even if they have been drinking for several days, they should stop and slow down, otherwise they will become drunk.

Drinking wine should be done occasionally to relieve fatigue. Drinking it every day will not only harm the body, but also easily cause family conflicts.

Wang Biao and Liu Tianen ate this meal quite uneasily. They quickly grabbed two bowls of rice, put down their chopsticks and stood up to leave.

But he was grabbed by Xu Ning and Wang Hu. Wang Erli just finished eating, got up, and hugged the two of them to his house.

Tonight, Wang Biao and Liu Tianen will be tortured between life and death.

Xu Ning could even imagine how obedient the two of them would be tomorrow.

After clearing away the dishes, everyone sat in the room chatting.

Xu Chunlin was a bit evil, trying to get Xu Ning to open her mouth and tell Liu Lizhen that she would take him and Wang Erli to have fun.

But Xu Ning refused to answer, and Xu Chunlin was so angry that he lay on the kang and squinted.

At this time, Li Fuqiang saw that Yang Shuhua in the outer room had finished cleaning up, and his family went back.

And Liu Daming also went to his house with Wang Hu. After all, Liu Tianen was getting an education, and the father had to go and make a fortune.

Xu Ning patted her butt and wanted to go back to the house, but was pulled by Xu Long.

"Why did you come back before you went to Wangxing?"

"Who can say for sure? Do you want Gaha?"

"I'm going to stay at your sister-in-law's house for two days. Then you can bring us back from Wangxing. Isn't there a car to take you there?"

Xu Ning nodded: "Okay, I'll call the Tunbu when the time comes."

"Well, don't tell your sister-in-law about the fifty yuan."

"Haha, I know. I'll give it to you secretly when I get back from Wangxing."

"Yeah, you are my biological brother."

(End of this chapter)