Rebirth, I want to be a prince

Although it only sells roast goose, this shop is really small. There is basically no business area. It is said to be a restaurant, but it is more like a lo-mei shop that can be seen everywhere in Wudong residential areas. There are only a few simple tables at the door. , you can sit down and drink some beer and eat roast goose. [Fiction reading!]

Most of the people who come to this store to buy roast goose take away, and there are very few people who sit down to eat, so the few tables are quite empty.Of course Shi Lei and the two little lolitas would not leave after shopping, so Shi Lei went to line up to buy roast goose, while the two little lolitas bounced around and found a vacant seat to sit down, waiting for Shi Lei quietly.

After queuing for more than ten minutes, Shi Lei bought two sets of roast goose. Although it was said that the two little girls begged to eat them, when they really tried to eat them, the two girls had already eaten a lot of messy goose in Causeway Bay. Snacks, I really don't have much appetite now.Even though the two of them kept praising that the roast goose here was really delicious, but Nai had limited belly and didn't even finish a portion. On the contrary, Shi Lei took a sip and felt that the roast goose in this restaurant really lived up to its reputation, no wonder There are still so many people queuing up at such an hour, and I only ate seven or eight full before, and I drove for more than half an hour all the way, it seemed that I was really hungry again.Ever since, Shi Lei drank a full portion and a half of roast goose with a cold beer.

"I'm here to eat with you guys. There are two servings in total, but I ate more than one serving." After putting down his chopsticks, Shi Lei drank the beer in the glass, feeling very satisfied, only to see two little loli Holding his chin and looking at his expression, he couldn't help but say a little shyly.

The two little lolis laughed together: "It's okay, we also feel a sense of accomplishment watching Big Brother Shi come back to you and you eat, which proves that our choice is good!" The elder sister Ren Xueqin said this , if it were Ren Yaqin, these words might be a little bit harsh.

Stuffing his stomach, Shi Lei noticed that when they came just now, there was only a line about a few meters long at the door, but now, there is actually a long line, it seems that they are still eating greasy Hong Kong in the middle of the night There are really not a few.

"Almost we will go back too." Shi Lei said.

The two little lolita stood up, and naturally surrounded Shi Lei again, one on the left and the other on the right, each hugging one of his arms, and seemed to be very satisfied as they walked towards the car.

After getting in the car and turning on the ignition, Shi Lei was naturally going to drive in the direction of the cross-sea tunnel, but the two little girls pointed him in another direction, Shi Lei saw that the time was only past nine o'clock, and reluctantly agreed.

Not long after, the car drove to the seaside, and there was a long strip of lights in the distance, Ren Yaqin told Shi Lei seriously that it was the famous Qingma Bridge.

"The most famous thing about Sham Tseng is that besides Sham Tseng Roasted Goose, you can see the Tsing Ma Bridge in a panoramic view. There is actually nothing to see during the day, but it is more beautiful at night. Brother Shitou, look at the long strip of lights, like It’s not like a jade belt? It spans the entire Tsing Yi Island to Ma Wan, it’s very spectacular!”

In fact, the Tsing Ma Bridge is almost a must for every tourist who comes to Hong Kong by plane. This bridge was originally one of the ten core projects built for the Chek Lap Kok Airport. You need to pass the Tsing Ma Bridge to reach the city center of Hong Kong. Whether you go to Hong Kong Island or Kowloon Island, you need to pass through here.So Shi Lei has actually walked across the Tsing Ma Bridge quite often, but he has never appreciated the magnificence of this bridge, one of the "Top Ten Architectural Achievement Awards of the [-]th Century", from such an angle.

What Ren Yaqin said is quite good. Looking at the Tsing Ma Bridge from this angle, if it is changed to daytime, it really doesn’t make much sense, because the distance is relatively far, so no matter how magnificent the building looks, it is just a bridge, and it may not even be a bridge. It is even more spectacular than the Wudong Yangjiang Bridge.Of course, looking at the Tsing Ma Bridge from a special viewing platform, the feeling will be completely different. The viewing platform is a scenic spot specially chosen by the Hong Kong government to let tourists watch the Tsing Ma Bridge. Naturally, it is the best choice. Angle and position, from the viewing platform, you can have a panoramic view of the entire Tsing Ma Bridge, and its magnificent momentum looks shocking.

And from the seaside of Sham Tseng, looking at the Tsing Ma Bridge from a distance, it is probably really a narrow strip during the day, but at night, when all the lights on the Tsing Ma Bridge are turned on, plus the lights of the passing vehicles One after another, it can be seen how the ants-like vehicles on the bridge shuttle across the Tsing Ma Bridge.If you narrow your eyes slightly, the lights on the bridge and the vehicles will be blurred, and you will even have an illusion that it is not the Tsing Ma Bridge, but the Milky Way in the sky, and the vehicles that shuttle back and forth are the stars in the sky. The chariots of the immortals vaguely feel like a fairyland.

As for the two ends of the Tsing Ma Bridge, Tsing Yi Island is responsible for connecting Lantau Island and Kowloon Island. It is not prosperous. Although it is not yet ten o'clock at this time, the lights are relatively rare.And Lantau Island is even more quiet. The lights at both ends are just like scattered stars, which highlights the brilliance of the entire Tsing Ma Bridge.

While enjoying it, Shi Lei heard Ren Xueqin beside him yelled, he hurriedly turned his face to look, and then saw Ren Xueqin covering her stomach with a frowning face, her brows were tightly knit together, as if she was in pain.

"What's wrong with you?" Shi Lei asked hastily.

Ren Xueqin gritted her teeth and shook her head slowly: "It's okay."

Of course Shi Lei wouldn't believe it, and looking at Ren Xueqin's expression, it seemed a little embarrassed, Shi Lei suddenly wondered, could it be that Ren Xueqin's relatives visited unexpectedly?

With such thoughts in mind, a little awkward look inevitably appeared on her face. Ren Xueqin was still clutching her stomach, but she didn't notice much, but Ren Yaqin saw it with sharp eyes.

"Brother Shitou, are you thinking about it again? It's not because of that reason, sister..."

"Ah? What's the reason?" For now, Shi Lei can only pretend to be confused, and he can't really expose "the reason".

Ren Yaqin gave Shi Lei a white look: "Don't pretend to be confused, I can tell by your expression that you must be thinking wrongly. My sister and I have the same menstrual cycle, and there is at least a week before we come. We are always on time."

"Uh... this... you don't need to tell me this?" Shi Lei was completely embarrassed by Ren Yaqin.

And Ren Xueqin became more and more embarrassed after listening to the conversation between the two. Xiaohui's face seemed to be a little hot and red, and she murmured in a low voice: "Sister, don't talk nonsense...Brother Shitou, I'm not Because of that, it's just that my stomach suddenly hurts a little..."

Shi Lei thought for a while, these two girls ate a lot of sea food at Causeway Bay at night, and ate a lot of cold food, girls, they are always more sensitive to these things, plus running to It seems quite normal to have a sudden stomachache after eating something so greasy like roast goose after coming so far.

According to experience, this kind of stomachache is usually caused by the indigestion of all kinds of raw, cold and greasy food mixed together. Usually, it will be fine after going to the toilet, so Shi Lei looked around to see if there is any food nearby. Public toilets and such.

This place is called Diaohuiyu Bay, and it used to be a very suitable place for swimming and dating, but because of the construction of Tsing Ma Bridge and Ting Kau Bridge, the sea water was polluted, so the original facilities on the seaside are almost gone. No more, just the occasional barbecue on the beach.

However, Shi Lei saw a dilapidated small house not far away. It used to be a place for people who went swimming here to change clothes and wash with fresh water. Now it is obviously dilapidated and no one has repaired it for a long time. .

Seeing Shi Lei looking around constantly, Ren Yaqin said again: "Brother Shi Shi, you don't have to worry so much when you go back to brother, sister just got sick from eating, just go to the toilet in a while and you'll be fine."

Shi Lei also happened to find that dilapidated little house at this time, so he asked Ren Xueqin with concern: "Xueqin, there seems to be a small house over there, why don't you go there and settle it?" The age is also at such a relatively awkward time and place, but when Shi Lei said this, he still felt a little weird, as if it was a movie about family relationships and relationships, and the people in the play were originally fighting fiercely. They were discussing the relationship between family affection and law, but Zhou Xingchi appeared, holding the weapon of the Bull Demon King and sticking an apple in it, singing "Roasted chicken wings are my favorite".

Ren Xueqin obviously couldn't bear the overwhelming pain in her stomach, her face turned red, and she finally lowered her head and gritted her teeth and ran towards the small house.

Here Ren Xueqin just ran over and disappeared under the wall of that small room, and here Ren Yaqin also suddenly ouched and hugged her stomach, with the same expression on her face as Ren Xueqin just now.

Shi Lei rolled his eyes: "Okay, you stinky girl, stop pretending, you know how to laugh at your sister all day long." Shi Lei took it for granted that the eccentric Ren Yaqin was pretending, there is no reason for such a coincidence. Li suddenly felt sick to her stomach?

But Ren Yaqin ignored Shi Lei, and ran towards the small room, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.Shi Lei looked at the direction in which the two little lolitas disappeared, and said to himself: "Huh? Did you really eat up your stomach? Uh... these two are really twins, even after eating Bad bellies all go together."

He was talking to himself here, but he heard the phone ringing in the car.Shi Lei looked at his watch, it looked like ten o'clock sharp, he thought that Su Doudou and Shi Jiajia had settled down, and thought of calling him back, he walked to the side of the car unhurriedly, got out of the car Take out the phone and call back.

But after getting the call back, the caller ID showed the call back number of that little girl, Ren Yaqin. Shi Lei chose to answer it strangely, and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Ren Yaqin's voice seemed very painful, and she muttered and said: "Brother Shishi came back to brother, my sister and I didn't take the paper, we were too anxious, come here and give us some paper..."

Uh... this is not good?It would be easier to do this in the toilet at home, at least through the door, but in this wilderness, although there are a few broken walls there, but the matter of delivering paper...

"My sister and I had no choice but to ask you to give it to me. Even if we wear coats, it's easy to handle, but we only have a skirt..."

Seeing that Ren Yaqin's words became more and more unreliable, Shi Lei hurriedly interrupted her: "It's okay, I'll send it right away, don't talk about it!" The main reason is that Ren Yaqin's words were a little too detailed, and Shi Lei couldn't help it Some people will wonder what the two snow-white little lolis look like when they take off their shirts and tear them into pieces to wipe their little butts and buttocks, as if they are both fragrant and disgusting.

Hastily dug out the tissue from the car, Shi Lei ran to the side of the dilapidated house with small steps, and softly called out: "Little girl, where are you?"

Then, Shi Lei heard Ren Yaqin's voice saying: "Brother Shitou, I'm here!" Following the voice, Shi Lei turned a corner of the wall. He stretched out his hand and waited for him to pass the paper to her, but he didn't expect that when Shi Lei turned around, he saw Ren Yaqin's back was facing him, and her snow-white buttocks were right in front of his eyes, even though the surroundings were pitch black, But Shi Lei is holding a mobile phone in his hand, the light of the mobile phone has more or less played the role of lighting, and this girl is really too white...

This whiteness is definitely useless in a dark place, but as long as there is a little light, that whiteness will be in sharp contrast with the darkness of other places, and it will obviously reflect light. It was a white ball, which caught him off guard and yelled out.

"Ah...Yaqin, you..." Shi Lei turned his back quickly, and said with a little bit of complaint in his mouth: "You girl, why don't you hide behind the wall..."

However, it was Ren Xueqin's voice that came from behind Shi Lei, timidly, as if aggrieved: "I'm Xueqin, not my sister..." The little girl probably heard Shi Lei's footsteps just now, and it was too late If you make any reaction, Shi Lei has already seen everything - of course, it's not fair to say that, in fact, you can't see anything, it's just a mass of snow, there is a judgment mechanism in your brain that can tell Shi Lei that it must be Ren Xueqin's It's just a little fart - now hearing Shi Lei's words again, the little girl must be very wronged.

"I heard Yaqin talking to me!" Shi Lei said with his back turned.

Ren Xueqin said extremely aggrieved: "My sister is at the corner, I didn't expect you to come from this side, I thought you would come from there!"

Uh... this seems to be a bit of an oolong!

But Shi Lei didn't have time to think about it, so he could only say: "I'm not moving, you turn around, the paper is in my hand, you take it."

Ren Xueqin snorted, and Shi Lei soon felt a light hand behind his back. The paper he brought had been taken away by Ren Xueqin, but at the same time, he heard that smelly girl Ren Yaqin's voice coming from the corner of the wall. Sneaky laughter.

Shi Lei had completely lost his temper at this time, and left the "crime scene" in a hurry. After a short while, the two little girls ran back into the car, but before Shi Lei started the car, he was ready to drive On the way back, the two little lolis covered their stomachs at the same time. This time, they remembered to take the paper, jumped out of the car, and ran towards the dilapidated little house again.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, seeing the two little lolis having diarrhea for the second time in such a short period of time, Shi Lei felt that his stomach was also a little overwhelmed.But soon, Shi Lei knew that it was not a psychological effect, it seemed that something they ate at night was wrong, Shi Lei's stomach also started to hurt violently, it seemed that he had to find a place to solve it.

Youxin also ran over with the two little lolitas, something seemed wrong, but where else could he go?Can't solve it on the spot?

After hesitating for a while, Shi Lei only felt that his stomach was too much to take anymore, he couldn't take care of anything else, he took out another pack of tissues from the car, and hurriedly ran towards the dilapidated house.This time I learned a little bit smarter, and first called out the names of the two little lolita, and after confirming their positions, Shi Lei found a place where they would obviously not appear, and squatted down...

It's really embarrassing, the good guy actually wants to defecate outside, luckily it's in the middle of the night, no one saw it, and the two little lolis were also tricked, so they won't make a laughingstock of it when they go back.

After Shi Lei finished solving the problem, he stood up contentedly, but he suddenly saw two black shadows rushing towards him, so scared that Shi Lei hastily crouched down again.When the two shadows walked in, Shi Lei realized that it was the Ren family's little lolitas. This was probably the third time they ran this way, but Shi Lei didn't notice that they were running in the right direction this time. in front of myself.

Shouldn't see anything? ——Shi Lei was thinking silently in his heart, but when the two little lolita went around to the back, Shi Lei stood up and was about to put on his pants, but he felt a rush of horses in his stomach, well, don't get up, just keep squatting with.As soon as he squatted down, Shi Lei heard Ren Yaqin say something to him from behind the wall, so that Shi Lei almost fell into the things he defecated, suffocating himself to death.

Ren Yaqin said: "Brother Shitou, Brother Shi, you really don't want to turn back. I didn't expect you to have lucidity. You actually faced me and my sister without wearing a bra!"

God, earth, what kind of little loli are these two!Old man, was that intentional?If you are not young and you are a little girl, Lao Huizi even thinks that you are just going to watch Lao Huizi on purpose, okay?Although it's nothing to look at...

Shi Lei was completely wronged, but he couldn't say a word, only an urge to vomit three liters of blood.

However, Ren Yaqin didn't intend to let him go, and said again: "Brother Shitou, do you feel ashamed, so you can't speak?"

"Ma Hui Le Gobi, I want to slap your ass back!" Shi Lei cursed silently in his heart! .