Rebirth, I want to be a prince

Patted Zhang Yisong on the shoulder: "Yisong, catch up with her, I still have something to do, let's get back in touch."

Zhang Yisong's face turned pale, he held Shi Lei's arm tightly, his eyes were full of pleading, obviously telling Shi Lei that he can't be left with this evildoer, it will kill him.But Shi Lei didn't pay attention at all, he decided it's better to keep such strange women in the rumors, sometimes, as the old saying goes, meeting is worse than missing.Shaking off Zhang Yisong's hand, Shi Lei was in a hurry to leave.

Zhang Yisong grabbed Shi Lei's arm again, the begging in his eyes has been replaced by fierce cursing, to the effect that Shi Lei, you bastard, you can't be so disrespectful, if I get killed by this sister Daji today, I will be a ghost I will spare you.

Shi Leina had no choice but to turn to Su Doudou and ask, "Su Doudou, which department are you from?"

Su Doudou didn't seem to know which department he should belong to. Hearing Shi Lei's words, he quickly glanced at the admission notice: "Oh, it's from the Department of Computer Science!"

"What? Are you from the Department of Computer Science?" Shi Lei suddenly felt unbearable. You must know that even after 20 years, the Department of Computer Science is still a well-deserved monk department. Usually the ratio of male to female is more than ten to one. In 97, when computer technology had just started in China, the number of girls in the computer department could be counted by the number of endangered rare animals. Moreover, very few girls were... Forget it, be kind, Shi Lei Decided not to vilify those who make their own decisions are God's fault, looking like binary numbers.

With a dazed expression on his face, Su Doudou handed over the admission notice in his hand: "Look, it's clearly written on it. I shouldn't be mistaken, although I just found out that I'm a computer science student. Speaking of which, is the computer fun? I heard that there are games on it, and it’s much more fun than the red and white machine games, isn’t it? Can you play Tetris?”

Shi Lei fainted again, it seemed that this evildoer really knew nothing about computers, and she even knew nothing about the major she was going to study.But the problem is that he fills in the college entrance examination application himself, and no one else can do it for him. Why doesn't she know what her application is?

Probably seeing something from the surprise on Shi Lei's face, Su Doudou explained impatiently: "You mortals, I have to ask my mother to explain. When filling out the college entrance examination application, except that Wudong University was ordered by my mother to choose , and everything else is decided by rolling the dice. At that time, I filled in the major according to the number I rolled. Who bothered to remember which department it was. Besides, this university is not like that. I have to hurry up and finish these four years. Then I wandered around the world with my little red envelope on my back. Where is the registration office?"

Shi Lei pointed in the direction of the registration office. It was obvious that there were more and more people at the registration office. Shi Lei waited to see what Su Doudou would do when he couldn't get in.

After walking two steps, Su Doudou looked back at Zhang Yisong, stretched out a fair finger and tapped Zhang Yisong's forehead: "I'm going to take my old lady to find something delicious tonight. I heard that Wu Dong's snacks are delicious." Very famous!" After saying that, she strode forward her long legs and plunged into the crowded crowd at the registration office.

Even though she was more than 1.7 meters tall, she was really inconspicuous among the crowded heads and disappeared soon.But soon, Shi Lei and Zhang Yisong saw a scene that made them turn around and disappear immediately.

This picture also has a soundtrack...

A certain evildoer shouted in the crowd: "Squeeze the fart! Who is responsible for squeezing the old woman to become pregnant?" The voice was so loud that the only result was that the group of freshmen scattered, but Su Doudou stayed behind. A huge space.  …

Standing in the crowd, Su Doudou, who was proud and flushed but also a little bit out of breath, stood out from the crowd.

The teacher in charge of the registration was also shocked by Su Doudou, who decisively and quickly went through her admission procedures, and watched the monster leave with dumbstruck eyes, feeling that Wu University might not be peaceful in the next four years.

Shi Lei and Zhang Yisong turned around and ran away, afraid of being caught by Su Doudou. As for the three dumbfounded roommates, and Huang Yaqin, who had been flirting with Shi Lei before and now has no sound or image at all, what did Shi Lei and Zhang Yisong say? I can't even take care of it.While running, Shi Lei was also thinking, probably after Su Doudou yelled just now, excluding her toughness left most people with only a short blank space where the word shock could be chosen. The boy who is holding it will roar in his heart: I am willing to take responsibility!

Fleeing to a cold drink shop outside the school gate, Shi Lei drank a glass of soda in one go, calmed down, and asked, "Yisong, why does that girl call you [-]!"

Zhang Yisong's eyes were about to burst into flames, but under the pressure of Shi Leigu's eyes, he replied dejectedly: "I had a problem with counting when I was a child. Every time adults asked me to count, they would give me candy if they said they were good enough." Eat, and then I will stretch out one finger, which is one, and then stretch out the second finger, saying that this is two, and then I will quickly stretch out the third finger, but there will always be Said, this is six! As a result, there is no candy every time! He fucked! "

Shi Lei burst into laughter: "Every time?"

Zhang Yisong was dejected: "Yeah!"

"No, that girl lived at your house when you were in elementary school? There are a lot of words, can't you count them well after you are in elementary school?"

"Count your sister! It's not all my old lady. Why don't you tell that girl who has ruined the country and the people, you have to tell her this."

Shi Lei laughed out loud, making the waiter in the cold drink shop look at him in surprise.

"One-two-six, haha, Yisong, you are a bull! Take it, take it!"

"Laugh at your sister! Numb you are laughing like this, I won't tell you such nonsense in the future!"

Shi Lei managed to hold back his laughter, ordered another glass of soda, and drank slowly: "Tell me about that sister Daji again, why is she called sister Daji?"

Zhang Yisong looked at Shi Lei suspiciously, frowned and said, "You won't fall in love with her anymore? Don't say a lot of words. Don't say that the brother didn't warn you. Anyone who moves her thoughts will end badly. Absolutely psychological. Disabled, don't touch her with anything!"

Shi Lei couldn't bear Zhang Yisong's style of talking about the relationship between men and women whenever something happened, he waved his hand: "I don't talk like you, she is like that, there is no time to hide, how dare I have any interest."

After thinking about it, Zhang Yisong felt relieved: "That's true, you already have Sister Feng Yue and Xiao Shui Shui... Oh, Xiao Shui Shui is in danger. Just now Su Doudou said that Xiao Shui Shui belongs to her. Shi Shi , I advise you to give up, with Sister Fengyue, your life is enough, although Xiao Shuishui is very cute, but since Su Doudou likes it, you'd better stay away."

Seeing Zhang Yisong's cautious appearance, Shi Lei couldn't help but sigh with emotion, it seems that Su Doudou's childhood shadow on Zhang Yisong is really extensive, and he probably will remember it fresh in his life.No wonder he heard a lot about Su Doudou from people in his circle in that life, but he never heard Zhang Yisong mention this girl.It turned out to be the reason.

"I'm just curious. This girl is really top-notch. To some extent, she is really of the same breed as Su Daji, and it just so happens that they both have the surname Su."

Zhang Yisong sighed: "That's the reason. Do you still remember a TV series in 90? Fengshen Bang, Su Daji played by Fu Yiwei, how beautiful that Su Daji was. I was still in the fifth grade of primary school at that time, and Su Doudou and him in the summer vacation The eldest brother came to Runyang together. At that time, the TV station was just broadcasting the list of gods. As soon as Su Doudou saw Fu Yiwei, she immediately said that she wanted to be Su Daji when she grew up, and even asked her elder brother to change her name. Fortunately, she Brother didn't agree." Zhang Yisong wiped off his cold sweat, his heart still trembling.  …

Shi Lei smiled, he seemed to be able to imagine how a long-legged and thin girl pestered her elder brother who was 20 years older than her and was enough to be her father to change her name on the household registration book.

"But that's good, at least after she calls herself Su Daji, I only need to call her Sister Daji, and I don't need to call her little aunt anymore!"

Shi Lei couldn't hold back, and sprayed soda on the table, causing Zhang Yisong to complain. While wiping the soda on the table, Shi Lei said, "Don't blame me, it's because your childhood was too happy!"

In fact, even if Zhang Yisong didn't say anything, Shi Lei could figure it out, just because of Su Doudou's flamboyant personality that she wanted to announce to the world that she was a disaster for the country and the people. How could he let go of the opportunity to force Zhang Yisong to call her auntie?It's just that girls will grow up eventually, and when girls grow up, they will be less and less willing to be called old by others, so the little aunt has become Sister Daji, and it seems that even Su Dou, who has long been extraordinary Beans are no exception.

In a few years, she might make Zhang Yisong change his name and call her Sister Daji! ——Shi Lei thought to himself.

However, if the history of that life really develops, it seems that let alone the younger sister, even the title of Daji will not last for a few years.It seems that Su Doudou went abroad after graduation, and never came back after going abroad.Otherwise, there will not be only her legend left in the circle.It fits very well with the theme song of "Feng Shen Bang", the last line of the lyrics: only the legend of the gods is left...

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