After I committed myself to the yandere villain, the male protagonist turned evil

Chapter 41 40 Bad Jokes (please give me comments and votes for more updates~)

He admired the splattered blood on Yun Zhiheng's body with great pleasure. In the cold and damp cave, the smell of blood spread one after another.

After hearing what he said, Yun Zhiheng couldn't breathe, so he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Shen Niannian glanced at Yun Zhiheng, who fell to the ground and fainted, and couldn't help but feel a trace of melancholy, like a rabbit dying or a fox dying.

But the melancholy only lasted for a second, because the next moment, Lu Wenyan said.

"If you pretend to be faint, your death will be painful."

"Master Yun, please stop fooling yourself and others."

Shen Niannian: "..."

It was really heart-wrenching, and even he was caught pretending to be unconscious.

Yun Zhiheng's eyelids trembled slightly.

He had long thought that Lu Wenyan was a bit crazy, but he didn't expect... that it was true.

Even now, he couldn't believe whether Shen Niannian could be a normal person anymore.

So, he spoke weakly, his voice hoarse and intermittent.

"Brother Lu, our...our situation is not...not suitable for...killing each other."

"How could it be fratricide?" Lu Wenyan said quietly: "I want to kill you unilaterally."

Shen Niannian couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Lu Wenyan's arrogant reply.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she raised her thumb, she saw Yun Zhiheng staring at her thumb angrily.

Shen Niannian silently bent his thumb back.

Although the situation was urgent, she still couldn't help but feel...embarrassed.

However, when he raised his eyes, he saw Lu Wenyan's red-eyed look.

Shen Niannian gritted his teeth... He had to stop this pervert immediately. No matter what the system mission was, he was afraid that he would kill her too if he was interested.

"Lu Wenyan, this is not fun." So, Shen Niannian responded abruptly to what he had just said.

Lu Wenyan raised his eyebrows.

The dim warm light illuminated the outline of his beautiful face, which looked like an immortal, upright and upright.

Shen Niannian had no interest in appreciating it.

In order to ease Lu Wenyan's desire to kill someone, she bit the bullet and continued: "There are more fun things."

"Oh?" Lu Wenyan heard a trace of heat in his eyes.

Shen Niannian took a deep breath: "Have you ever heard of bad jokes?"

Now that she had opened her mouth, she felt that Twitching's spirit must be followed to the end.

Therefore, without waiting for Lu Wenyan's answer, she went on her own.

"A man went down to the river to play. While he was playing, he saw a few melon seeds floating from upstream. The man said happily: "You even get food for playing in the river." "

"Then he ate a melon seed."

"After a while, he saw a poop floating down from upstream, which was full of melon seeds..."

Speaking of this, Shen Niannian seemed quite immersed in it and couldn't help laughing.

She really thought the joke was funny, so she was deeply impressed.

But when he looked up, he saw that Lu Wenyan was still smiling as before, but Yun Zhiheng curled up in pain and actually let out a painful laugh...

I love my dear mother... Shen Niannian wants to cry but has no tears.

Don’t laugh when you should be laughing, and laugh your ass off when you shouldn’t be laughing!

"Isn't this funny?" Shen Niannian said quickly: "I have something funnier!"

So, she said another one.

"Three rabbits pooped."

"The first rabbit pooped in long strips."

"The second rabbit's poop was round."

"The third rabbit's poop is triangular."

At this point, she looked at Lu Wenyan with bright eyes: "Excuse me, why is the third rabbit's poop triangular?"

Lu Wenyan still smiled lightly like a Buddha, and the red lotus between his eyebrows was faintly visible in the dim light.

In extreme pain, Yun Zhiheng still thought hard and hard, but he couldn't think of anything.

Shen Niannian answered: "Because it pinched it by itself."

After the words fell, she and Yun Zhiheng couldn't help laughing.

Only Lu Wenyan stared at her quietly, like snow in spring, making the whole atmosphere drop to freezing point.

An unexpected system sound sounded at this moment.     “The side mission is completed at 50%.”

"The main mission has increased to 40%."

"Host, please keep up the good work."

If there is progress, it is good.

In Shen Niannian's chest, a sigh of relief dissipated a little.

But she still remained vigilant, fearing that Lu Wenyan might try something big.

Just when she was worried, she heard Lu Wenyan smile and say to her: "Miss Shen, come here."

Shen Niannian didn't know what Lu Wenyan was thinking, but he felt that his unpredictable and unreadable expression was frightening.

She hesitated slightly, but Lu Wenyan still had a look in his eyes and said with a smile: "Come here, I can consider not killing him."

This him refers to Yun Zhiheng.

Yun Zhiheng rarely had the conscience to shout to Shen Niannian: "Sister Niannian, don't put yourself in danger for me..."

He felt that he was really not a human being. Sister Nian Nian had tried so hard to persuade him to save him. Just now, he actually thought that Sister Nian Nian might also be a lunatic.

At this moment, Yun Zhiheng silently made a decision in his heart.

If he can survive this period of time, Sister Niannian will be his biological sister from now on!
  And Shen Niannian, who was promoted to Yun Zhiheng's sister, really didn't want to go there at this moment.

So, she found an excuse.

"I was restrained by the Immortal Binding Rope and couldn't move..."

Before she finished speaking, she felt a strong gust of wind blowing behind her, and then her hands and feet moved lightly, and she could move freely.

It was unbelievable that the fairy-binding rope that had even Yun Zhiheng's golden elixir tied tightly was cut off so easily.

Shen Niannian took a deep breath and did not dare to stay any longer.

She stood up immediately, suddenly feeling dizzy.

I have been hungry for a long time and am naturally weak.

When she stood firm, she walked towards Lu Wenyan.

Just as she walked past Yun Zhiheng, she immediately threw a healing grass sprout at Yun Zhiheng's body with lightning speed.

Her original intention was to throw some healing spiritual power over to help Yun Zhiheng stop the bleeding.

But to her surprise, a small piece of grass was lost.

The grass penetrated Yun Zhiheng's body at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Yun Zhiheng burst into tears.

Sister Nian Nian truly loves him.

It's already this time, but we still don't forget to heal him.

But Shen Niannian looked at the grass in a daze.

She recalled the strange situation last night when she broke through the realm.

Don’t the ancient dragons have water spiritual roots?
  Why is she...a wood type?

Her actions were intended to block Lu Wenyan's sight, but unexpectedly, she was easily captured by Lu Wenyan.

Lu Wenyan didn't stop her, but pointed out with a smile: "Miss Shen is really interesting."

He felt more and more that Shen Niannian was very interesting.

Including the cold joke just mentioned, it is also so interesting.

Shen Niannian walked to Lu Wenyan, keeping a safe distance, and then sat down without any coyness.

There was no color on her porcelain face. She just twitched the corner of her mouth and changed the subject: "You can obviously beat Zhou Kun, why did you pretend to be captured?"

"Fuck it?" Lu Wenyan tilted his head, his eyes like gurgling spring water, first showing doubt, and then full of joy.

He suddenly remembered that day when Shen Niannian blew on his face.

The gentle wind, mixed with the sweet fragrance, soothed the restlessness in his heart.

That feeling is really comfortable.

"That's it..." Shen Niannian made a gesture of wiping his neck, which was unexpectedly cute.

Lu Wenyan laughed again, and the iron chains binding him disappeared in an instant as if they were burned.

Immediately, he stretched out his jade-like long fingers with clear joints, grabbed the hem of Shen Niannian's clothes, and tugged: "It's too far, sit here."

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　One second ago: Yun Zhiheng was so miserable.

　　The next second: Yun Zhiheng is so funny
  　　
  　
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