My Wife of the Three Kingdoms is Wu Sheng

They were originally a pair of jewels in the Zhou family, a large family in Xiapi. They were trained by good teachers since childhood. They are proficient in poetry, book etiquette, and female red cooking skills. Their reputation spread far and wide. One is the son-in-law of the Tang family, a wealthy local family in Xiapi, and the other is the young master of the Liu family, a wealthy family in Donghai County. After the spring of the new year, my sister Zhou Tong will get married in a sedan chair.

But there was an unexpected situation, Que Xuan proclaimed emperor suddenly under the instigation of Guan Hai, and went to Pixiang Ruo to conquer.The Zhou family was not counted as servants, a dozen or so members were all killed, and the two sisters were captured by bandit soldiers for their outstanding looks, and wanted to go back and enjoy them.But Qian Ning happened to pass by, rescued the two sisters, and wiped out all the bandits. Except for Guan Hai, everyone knew that there were two extraordinary sisters in Qian Ning's family.

Qian Ning is a modest gentleman. Although he is almost 40 years old and has not married a wife, he has always maintained a clean life and never engaged in such things. He is still a virgin.

He felt sorry for this pair of unfortunate girls, and cared for him like an elder to a younger generation. The two sisters gradually understood his personality and stayed sincerely. When they have time, they will also measure Qian Ning's height and length, use those skillful hands to make a shawl and add a fleece coat for Qian Ning, respect each other as guests, and live a very comfortable life.

It was the first time for Qian Ning, who was used to being single, to feel the warmth of being cared for by others. Zhou Wei didn't understand anything, but her sister Zhou Tong had a vague affection for Qian Ning, who was like her father. She never knew what men and women felt like. Channing was careless and didn't notice it.

"Sir, it's cold at night, so I'd better go to bed early." Zhou Tong put on a plush coat for Qian Ning with distress like a little wife, and lightly reprimanded her, her eyes as pure as water were full of tenderness and pity.

Qian Ning felt warm in her heart, lovingly touched her unmarried girl's bun, and said with a light smile, "Go to bed first, I'm not sleepy yet. Where's Xiao Wei, are you asleep?"

"Sister, um, she's a little lazy cat, she goes to bed so early every day, and she's always lazy on the bed." Zhou Tong murmured with pink lips and said angrily.

"It's nothing. She's still a child. Anyway, there's nothing to do at home. If she wants to sleep, let her sleep more." Looking at Zhou Tongnai's appearance, Qian Ning couldn't help laughing.

"Sister, you're talking bad about people behind their backs again!" At this moment the door was opened, and a quirky girl with a bun in a bun broke in. She was only 14 years old, and she was seven years old from Zhou Tong. Split image, just not as gentle and delicate as Zhou Tong, but it must be a pistachio.She is the younger sister Zhou Wei.

Seeing Zhou Wei with her hands behind her back, Qian Ning pointed to her back in surprise and asked, "Xiao Wei, what are you hiding?"

Zhou Wei's dark and watery eyes turned "gurgling" nimbly, running to Channing's table cheerfully like a deer, and then tied a good one with a red string Si Si put both hands in front of Qian Ning, blinked mysteriously with those big talking eyes and said, "Sir, this is a painting I drew, and it can only be seen by you alone, please don't let my sister see it." Ah. You will swear!"

Looking at Zhou Wei with a serious face, Qian Ning looked at the scroll on his chest, nodded amusedly, and swore to the sky, "I, Qian Ning, swear to the sky, only I am allowed to see this painting alone. I will never be seen by another person, if I break this oath—"

"If you break this oath, you are not allowed to teach me when I do something wrong in the future!" Before Qian Ning could finish speaking, Zhou Wei interrupted him.

Qian Ning nodded, and said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, what you said is done. Go back to sleep quickly, huh?"

When Qian Ning was about to send the two sisters to the door, Qian Ning suddenly remembered Guan Hai's decision to use the two sisters as a fuse to completely intensify the conflict between Li Damu, Yu Du, and Lei Gong, and finally an earth-shattering explosion broke out. Energy, completely changing the structure of this army.

Thinking of this, Qian Ning felt uneasy for a while.

"Xiaotong, Xiaowei—" Qian Ning called from behind.

The two sisters turned around, looked at Qian Ning suspiciously and asked softly, "Sir, what's the matter, is there anything else?"

Qian Ning always felt that it was inappropriate for the two sisters to show up and be targeted by those rude perverts, but he didn't want to offend his lord because of it. He couldn't speak, his raised hand was frozen in mid-air like that, his mouth was open, but he didn't say a word.

"Sir—" The two sisters walked up to Qian Ning with some worry, and looked up at Qian Ning with concern with black and white pupils shining charmingly under the dim light.

Qian Ning looked down at the pair of beautiful girls who were not stained by the world, and thought of Guan Hai's words, his heart was extremely contradictory.

"Xiaotong, Xiaowei, if one day I take advantage of you and do something wrong to you, will you hate me?" In the end, Qian Ning's belief in dying for his confidant overcame his guilt towards the two sisters. , he stared at the two sisters with scorching eyes and asked in a deep voice.

In the minds of the two sisters, Mr. Qian has always been surprisingly good-tempered. Even if they were mischievous, he would scold them at most, and never lost his smile. Seeing Qian Ning's strange appearance, the two sisters couldn't help but feel scared and retreated one after another. Two steps back.

"Will you hate me?" Qian Ning still asked.

Zhou Tong is older and needs to be more mature and steady in her heart. She came to her senses, stepped forward and looked at Qian Ning tenderly, and said, "Our sisters are suffering. If it hadn't been for my husband to save us, bury our family members for us, and take us in, he would treat us and our relatives. Same, how can our sisters survive to this day in troubled times? Our life is given by the husband, even if the husband wants to take it back, our sisters will never frown!"

"Me, me too—" Zhou Wei didn't know what the two were talking about, and just looked at them with those innocent eyes. After her sister finished speaking, she hurriedly expressed her opinion.

Looking at Zhou Tong, who was soft on the outside and tough on the inside, and Zhou Wei, who was ignorant, confused and cute, Qian Ning felt so warm that he was about to melt away.

He stepped forward with forgetfulness, opened his arms, embraced Zhou Tong's slender and petite body, and hugged him tightly: "Thank you, thank you, I can't do without you— —”

Zhou Tong was held tightly by Qian Ning, almost out of breath, but after hearing his words, the young girl who already had an ignorant love for Qian Ning was fascinated.She let Qian Ning hold her, lying on his broad chest, completely wrapped by his strong arms, feeling his strong heartbeat, smelling his safe manly breath, Zhou Tong felt that she had never After being more at ease, her heart finally fell on a man.

"Why does he only hug my sister and not me?" Looking at the two passionately embracing each other, Zhou Wei murmured to himself in bewilderment.

In the early morning of the second day, Que Xuan, the Taizu Emperor of Tianshui Kingdom, was going to hold a banquet in his palace to celebrate the victory of his staunch ally, General Guan Hai, and to represent the newly established Tianshui Kingdom to formally enshrine Guan Hai and several yellow scarves. Human beings are three men, and the Tianshui Kingdom will always be prosperous and invincible.

At the banquet, Guan Hai glanced at the distraught Li Damu and the old perverts with a half-smile, then looked at Zhou Tong, who was sitting kneeling behind Qian Ning, who looked like a pair of brightest pearls on the left and right. Sister Zhou Wei, and Chan Ning, who was unhappy and drank alone.

Li Damu was already famous for his big eyes, otherwise he would not have been called "Damu" and his original name would have been forgotten.Seeing the beauty, those big bulging eyes are even more terrifying.

What kind of women he has slept with in these years, the total number is five hundred if not one thousand, but he has never seen such a girl who makes people forget the vulgarity and doesn't want to blink, especially the two sisters One year later, they are seven points similar again, and wearing the same clothes today, they are almost the same as twin sisters.

He has also played with twin sisters, but how can those be compared with the pair in front of him?

The two sisters were stared at obsessively by some old perverts who could be their fathers or even grandpas. They were both ashamed and angry, but now that the husband is here, and it was a banquet occasion, they also came out from everyone, and they knew the etiquette quite well. For the sake of Mr., I can only endure it.

Looking at the shy couple, these old guys became even more lustful. They felt their heart beating faster, flustered and short of breath, and the following began to reflect. After so many years, there are not many beauties who can make them so anxious !

One left and one right, hugging left and right, placing two tender girls who are as gentle as water and one innocent and lovely, two tender girls who can squeeze out water, what a wonderful thing that would be.

"Sister, the old guy on the left is looking at me, what should I do!" Zhou Wei gave Li Damu a look, and whispered to Zhou Tong.

"It's not just the left, the right, and the middle, look again!" Zhou Tong said in a deep voice.

When Zhou Wei took a look, it turned out that Lei Gong and Yu Du were also looking at her eagerly, and she panicked when she had no idea, and asked in a low voice: "Sister, what should I do!"

"Aren't they just looking at you? Don't they also look at me? Don't worry, Mr. is here, no one dares to do anything to us." Zhou Wei patted his nervous chest after hearing what Zhou Tong said. He breathed a sigh of relief, and stared at them provocatively, his big eyes seemed to say, with our husband here, I am not afraid of you!

Seeing Zhou Wei's cute actions this time, the hearts of several people were shaken and they almost made a fool of themselves in public.

Li Damu took a deep breath, stabilized his mind, and then said with a wicked smile: "When you get on uncle's bed, you will know that your husband is not the most powerful person, but I am the most powerful person. I can Let you go to heaven and earth, want to die, your husband is like a eunuch, can he?!"

The banquet came to an end when Que Xuan finished announcing the decree and canonized Guan Hai and the others.

Now that Que Xuan is the ninth five-year-old, he has begun to pay attention to the etiquette of the king. Although his officials in the Ministry of Rituals are all half-assed, they have formulated a series of etiquette, such as whether the courtiers have to bow down when they see the king, and the differences between the concubines and concubines. Whoever has a higher rank and what music to play when meeting foreign ministers are all imitating the etiquette of the imperial court in their impression.

However, Quexuan's officials in Tianshui Kingdom are mostly country bumpkins who have never traveled far in their lives. Even Taichang (the official in charge of rituals, music, society, and ancestral temple etiquette) is just a country gentleman who has taught poetry for a few days. Where can the rules that come out be so clever?Imitating the court of the Han Dynasty is a better way to say it. If you say it badly, it is like a toddler in Handan.

No, Que Xuan left the "throne" after Guan Hai and the others had finished symbolically saluting to thank Wan En, and said loudly with a blustery air: "All loves, you are free... the meal is finished, and the wine is also finished." We're done, let's break up—Guan Taiwei stays, and the others go back to sleep, ah."

Que Xuan also learned etiquette for a few days under the guidance of Taichang from his village, how to answer his courtiers, what to say at court, what to say at court, and what to say at banquets.

But Que Xuan is a rough person who hasn't read a book for a day, and he is old and has a bad memory.In addition, as the emperor, he took in more than 100 concubines, and spent most of the time in ** every day, but after half a month, his otherwise strong body was completely emptied.

As a result, Que Xuan began to feel flustered, shortness of breath, night sweats, weak legs, cold body, dizziness, tinnitus, and memory loss.The etiquette that I didn't remember firmly at first, I forgot all of a sudden.

No, what was said in the first half of the sentence just now is okay, but what follows is simply embarrassing.

After all the people dispersed, Que Xuan said to Guan Hai kindly: "I am able to have today, Grand Master Guan has contributed a lot."

"Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, even if there are no ministers, Your Majesty will be able to achieve great things. The ministers are just following the will of God." Guan Hai replied politely.

But he sneered in his heart and said: "You really take yourself seriously, you are just a puppet I supported, with you as the emperor of Tianshui Kingdom, Tao Qian, as a Hanchen, had to send all the troops here Encircle and suppress you. Tao Qian is cautious. Before, the army has been shrinking in the city, and I can take advantage of it. Now that I have you, I can stay in Xiapi, wait for work, and use various means to eat the army of Xuzhou. And wait until the army of Xuzhou is overthrown One day, you, the emperor, will be done. Cherish the present day, you will not have much time to see the sun."

When Que Xuan saw that Guan Hai was respectful to him, he couldn't help but feel confident, so he really has the appearance of a son of heaven, otherwise why would even a hero like Guan Hai submit to me and be used by me?

Well, when I'm free, I'll go buy bundles of paper, prepare some tribute, and go to the grave of the two elders to pay homage, and say that their son has made a career, and the two elders will be the emperor's father and mother from now on.Even in the underworld, this level of status is also very popular. Little ghosts dare not bully, even big ghosts have to respect it. Even when they arrive at the palace of the king of hell, the king of hell has to go out to greet him.

Erlao, you didn’t enjoy a single day of happiness when you were alive, but after your death, you will finally be able to use your son.

"Guan Taiwei also knows that the widow has no children yet... oh, no, there is no emperor's heir... how can a dynasty last without an emperor's heir. And if Tianshui's national fortune is to last, the emperor's heir must be a good-looking person. People. How can we make the emperor's heir a good-looking talent, then he needs his father and his mother... Oh, no, the widow and his mother must be the dragon and phoenix in the world. Of course, the widow does not need to say, but my current empress concubine All of them are crooked melons and dates, and they can tell at a glance that they can't give birth to a good son—so, I want to abolish the current queen and re-establish the lord of the world, so that I can give birth to a prince as soon as possible and protect the Tianshui Kingdom The continuation of the royal bloodline." Que Xuan made a big circle, until Guan Hai felt dizzy, and finally realized that Que Xuan was not satisfied with the current empress and concubines, and needed better-looking beauties to serve him.

Guan Hai endured his impatience and asked, "Your Majesty, can you find a good candidate, so that I can let the minister go to announce the call?"

As soon as Que Xuan heard what Guan Hai said, his long face was overjoyed, and he thought, Guan Hai is really a wonderful person, he can immediately understand what I say, and he can reuse it!

"Today, the two women sitting in Qian Shilang (Qian Ning was appointed as the Minister of Tianshui Kingdom by Que Xuan, a high-ranking official of the third rank) are beautiful, dignified and elegant. I hope Guan Taiwei will go to make peace on behalf of the widow, convey the oral order of the widow, and the widow will send someone to pick him up in the future, what does the Taiwei think?" When mentioning the beauty, Que Xuan's eyes lit up, and his words were poor All of a sudden, it went straight up, and there really was such a thing as being polite.

When Guan Hai heard this, it suddenly dawned on him that he was only thinking of using the Zhou sisters to seduce Li Damu and the other three, how could he forget that Que Xuan, the number one pervert, was also at the banquet.Mistake, misstep.

Guan Hai's mind was spinning rapidly, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and he had a calculation.

He bowed to Que Xuan and said: "I obey the order! However, the abolition of the empress is a national event, how can it be so hasty, three days is too short, how about seven days?"

Que Xuan was right when he thought about it, three days to arrange to go to the ancestral grave to offer incense, a round trip is too short, let alone taking care of the abolition of the queen and the establishment of the queen?

"Okay, then it will be seven days, and I will go to pick you up when the time is too late!" Que Xuan nodded in agreement.

Guan Hai just came out of the "imperial palace" and met Li Damu. Before Guan Hai could speak, Li Damu went straight to the point. He wanted Guan Hai to come forward to beg Zhou's sisters for him. Of course Guan Hai agreed, and Li Damu left happily.

Before he had gone far, he met Yu Du who mysteriously stopped Guan Hai. Before Guan Hai could speak, Yu Du also reported his family name and expressed his thoughts.Yu Du has a far-sighteder vision than Li Damu. He not only wants to win over the Zhou sisters, but also uses the two women as matchmakers. From then on, Yu Du and Guan Hai are in the same family.

Not surprisingly, Lei Gong also appeared after not walking far, and the topic was the same.However, Lei Gong didn't say it as blatantly as he said, but said that he has no children, and he likes the Zhou sisters very much. child.

When Guan Hai heard this, he sneered in his heart and said, "Goddaughter? Hmph, don't you think it's not exciting enough, add a name, godfather, goddaughter, father goddaughter! Becoming a bitch and wanting to set up an archway, pretend I don't know ?”

In Qian Ning's mansion, Qian Ning Guan Hai knelt and drank in front of the table.

Zhou Tong served several delicious side dishes, and asked Qian Ning in a low voice to drink less. Qian Ning nodded gently, and then she left in peace.

"This girl's name is Zhou Tong? She's pretty good. She's gentle and considerate, and she's good at cooking. She must be good at serving men!" Guan Hai looked at Zhou Tong who was leaving, hehe laughed, and took a sip of the wine in his glass And do.

Qian Ning was dull and silent, Guan Hai said with a smile: "What's the matter, sir, since you came back from Que Xuan's state banquet, it depends on your displeasure."

Qian Ning raised his head, looked at Guan Hai, hesitated for a while, and finally said resolutely: "Thanks to my lord's love all these years, Qian Ning doesn't know how to repay my lord's great kindness... It's just that Qian Ning was originally a vulgar rural schoolteacher. Superficial, unbearable to be responsible for a big responsibility...Moreover, I am really tired of worldly things. Before the lord was in trouble, Qian Ning couldn't bear to leave, but now the lord is about to command an army of [-] and occupy the land of Xuzhou, a great cause can be expected... Qian It's useless for Ning to stay here, please allow Qian Ning to resign, take the two sisters with me, and live a life of fighting against the world from now on!"

Looking at the serious Qian Ning, Guan Hai was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed out loud, "How can you say such a thing, sir? A man is alive, and he is in such a chaotic world where he has made great achievements and made a name for himself. If he doesn't take advantage of the situation, Instead, avoiding the world passively and escaping life, wouldn’t it make people laugh?”

With Qian Ning's intention to resign, how could Guan Hai just say a word to Tang Sai?

"My lord, forgive me! Qian Ning is a rotten tree and cannot be successful. Now that my lord's career is promising, and I have a state, and thousands of miles have come to vote side by side, why force Qian Ning, a short-sighted person, to stay?" ?" Qian Ning stared at Guan Hai unwillingly.

The two stared at each other intently for a long time, Guan Hai smiled faintly, nodded and sighed: "As the old saying goes, a twisted melon is not sweet, since the husband refuses to stay, Guan will not force others..."

"Thank you, my lord..." Qian Ning was overjoyed, but Guan Hai waved his hand and continued: "But——before Mr. leaves, I hope that the sound will help me complete one thing!"

Qian Ning was taken aback, looked at Guan Hai's irresistible expression, and asked softly, "My lord, please tell me!"

Guan Hai patted Qian Ning on the shoulder, and said in a deep voice, "Help me subdue Thunderbolt Wu Na, or don't blame me for forcing Mr. Liu!"

Qian Ning looked at Guan Hai's gloomy face for a while, then took a deep breath and said, "It's just that Qian Ning agreed... and I hope the Lord will keep his promise."

But at this moment, the Xuzhou army, which had been driving for two days, finally saw the tall city walls of Xiapi City. While the whole army was cheering, Zhang Yang questioned, "Look, how are the monks and nuns going in and out of Xiapi City?" Are there more soldiers than common people?"

Wu Na glanced at Zhang Yang, pointed to the all-bald team that was entering the city while chanting sutras, and said, "This is rare for you. I knew it in Wujiabao. There was a monk Guoxiang in Xiapi, and someone wrote a doggerel." , It seems to be: The Prime Minister of Xiapi is a treasure, more monks come to the army and less civilians. The mouth is full of kindness Ami Buddha, the people are hungry and full of the Buddha. The temple is full of Buddhas, and the soldiers can’t escape when the disaster comes. The thin porridge can be bathed, and the steamed buns are hard. Can shoot birds. Lord Buddha, Lord Buddha, do good, we can't take it anymore."

"Hahaha, who wrote this? It's very interesting." Zhang Yang couldn't help laughing after listening to Wu Na's poems, "However, how can a capable person who can only worship Buddha be so important as sitting on the upper and lower sides?" You must know that the three counties of Xiapi, Pengcheng, and Guangling are the main food supply areas in Xuzhou City. Handing over such a key place to such an outsider is like handing over the keys to the family treasury to someone who only knows how to play. This child accidentally lost the golden key and was picked up by others. The house can change a lock. However, the three counties of Xiapi cannot move it away. Once lost, Xuzhou will follow Suffering? I don’t know what Tao Gong thought at the time.”

Zang Lin, who had been silent for many days, heard that someone was dissatisfied with his teacher, and finally couldn't help but speak: "Mr. Liu's words are wrong!"

"Oh?" When Zhang Yang heard someone's rebuttal, he turned his head strangely, and found that Zang Linhan was about to speak, and hurriedly said with a haha: "Don't take what you said just now...Look, there are enemy troops chasing you !"

Zhang Yang is thinking about how to find a reason to expose this matter. This is the only way to deal with Confucian scholars like Zang Lin who are stupid in reading. If Zhang Yang insists on arguing with Zang Lin, he is asking for trouble .

I didn't expect someone to hand me a pillow when I fell asleep, enemy attack!

Looking around, there were more than 2000 yellow-turban cavalrymen wearing yellow scarves brazenly charging towards the bald-headed army not far away. The bald-headed army immediately stopped pronouncing the Buddha's name and reciting Buddhist scriptures. They spread their feet and ran away crying. , the Lord Buddha will not bless them at critical moments.

When the enemy invaded, Xiapi City not only did not send people out of the city to rescue these people and attack the invading enemy, but closed the city gate inexplicably, and then the soldiers on the city wall nervously pointed their bows and crossbows at the tower.

Seeing the panic, the cries and the laughter of the Yellow Turban soldiers in the distance, and the soldiers in Xiapi City doing nothing, Wu Na looked at the army at the top of the city with disdain and said: "A group of bastards who gave birth to boys for nothing body!"

"Look, Nana, what are they doing!" Zhang Yang pointed to the scene of crying, laughing and cursing behind him. Wu Na turned her head and her face flushed. They undress and prostitute themselves.

Cursed in embarrassment: "A bunch of beasts! Boys, who wants to kill the enemy and capture the leader of the thief for my deputy commander!"

"The final general is willing to go!" Liao Hua, Long Yang, Lao Hei, Bo Xiu, and those Xuzhou generals clasped their fists together and said loudly.

Wu Nayu's face was serious, and she shouted without anger and prestige: "Bo Xiu, Huang Long, you two each command a thousand soldiers and horses to outflank the left and right wings, Tang Xiu (Xuzhou general) Kong Long (Xuzhou general), you two lead Two thousand soldiers and horses are facing the enemy head-on, the four of you must leave all these thieves behind, and one of them escapes, don’t blame me, the commander-in-chief! Go!”

The four of them were both excited and nervous, especially Bo Xiu, as a person who surrendered and rebelled, he got the opportunity to lead the army so soon, how could he not be excited?

But to wipe out the enemy completely, and to punish every one of them, it was really embarrassing, but he really had no room for bargaining, so he could only hold his fists and lead the horse away.

"Why make things difficult for them, even if they are a hundred times stronger than the enemy, it would be very difficult to wipe them out, not to mention that their strength is only twice as strong. As for..." Zhang Yang asked puzzled.

Wu Na said coldly: "I will never let go of a pervert who insults a woman!"