Don’t be too poisonous to the concubine of the Wu family who was born in Wu

Chapter 1686 1345. Pretending to be a female official (To save his life, Shangguan Kunyang pretended to be a female cultivator from Tianmen)
  The three people outside the door withdrew. Shangguan Kunyang's legs suddenly became weak and he collapsed on the ground——

He is also aware of his current situation. Regardless of his status in the Quan clan and the personality of Marquis Wu Xuan, he understands everything clearly.

Just as the female officer who reported the news from Tianmen said, Adou, who is a useless person in the Quan clan and cannot afford to be promoted, may think that his value after death is even greater than the value of living...

At least, his death was an excuse for his uncle to open Zhan Tianmen and crusade against Tian, ​​but what if he was alive? To put it bluntly, he is just a burden to the Quan clan!
  Where is Marquis Wu Xuan?

Wu Xuanhua was good friends with him, and he often scolded his second brother in front of him. He had no bottom line and was vicious. He would resort to any means to achieve his goals and kill people without batting an eyelid...

It is not an exaggeration to label Wu Xuanhou as a bad guy!
  Now that I am in Tianmen, I have fallen into a tiger's den. If I don't think about how to escape, I am afraid that my life will really be in danger!
  The three Qinglong men beside him were also so frightened that they all trembled and collapsed on the ground.

The Qinglong disciple who was the best at flattering him before has lost all his intelligence and energy and is now a complete coward - full of cowards.

"That...that...young master...what should we do!"

Shangguan Kunyang was anxious and confused. He frowned and cursed: "Ask me! Who am I asking!! Damn it! Why am I so unlucky! I have never practiced in Tianmen before, but this time I encountered such an unlucky thing. , Damn it, Marquis Wu Xuan, you really know how to pick the right time to attack Tianmen! When the attack fails, I have to be here and you come over to slaughter the gate. Is that intentional?"

Who would have thought that when Shangguan Kunyang scolded him so harshly, the two men beside him started crying!
  "Oh my God! I have a white-haired mother at the top, a wife and children at the bottom. If I have a bad boy, what should I do?"

"Next month I will be promoted and transferred to the Tiger Army Camp... As a result... As a result... What a rush!"

Shangguan Kunyang glared at the two little men in front of him, became even more anxious, and shouted angrily -

"Cry, cry, cry! Why are you crying!! Just like a girl! Aren't we still dead? Stop saying such depressing words!!"

The two men choked with sobs and wiped away tears to suppress their emotions.

Seeing the two grown men crying, Shangguan Kunyang became even more irritated. Just when he was about to continue cursing, something suddenly flashed in his mind and he thought of a plan.

"That's right!! Marquis Wu Xuan just didn't want me, Shangguan Kunyang, to be alive because I am the young master of the Quan clan. My identity determines my life and death. If... if I am no longer Shangguan Kunyang. , can we escape the disaster?"

Shangguan Kunyang's eyes flashed with shock. He said that he was too smart. He quickly ordered the people below: "Why are you still standing there? There must be a lot of Tianmen corpses outside. You go out quietly and pick off some well-fitting clothes from the dead." Clothes! Oh, yes! Don’t forget to pull off some of the hairpins on your head!!”

Hearing this, the three men seemed to suddenly understand what Shangguan Kunyang was planning. Almost at the same time, the three of them jumped up from the ground with a "pop", and ran towards the door with piss in their urine.

Shangguan Kunyang was not idle either. At this time, the sound of fighting outside the door became more and more prominent. He was so anxious that he didn't care about anything. He took off his green clothes and wore a thin pair of obscene clothes. This was not enough, so he hurriedly took them off. He put a gilded crown on his head, then looked around, and sure enough he found a dressing table in this room!

Shangguan Kunyang couldn't care less and rushed over, sticking his butt out and rummaging around on the dressing table.

The rouge and gouache didn't even care about the amount, and he slapped it on his face indiscriminately, making him look extremely ugly.

He picked at random things in his hair again. This work was almost completed. Now he was waiting for his men to get the red women's clothes and put them on himself. In a sudden change, he became Tianmen's. Female nuns are not.

However, he didn't seem to realize that with his appearance, even if he ran into the pursuers, he might not be able to survive...

All the women in Tianmen are outstanding in appearance. Shangguan Kunyang is the only one who can be so ugly.

However, the current situation is in chaos, Shangguan Kunyang can't care so much anymore, saving his life is the most important thing.

Not long after, his own men came back rolling and crawling with several bloody clothes in their arms. After closing the door, the three men's faces turned pale, and they gasped one after another. Thinking back to the scene they just saw, they were all frightened.

Unexpectedly, several people had not calmed down yet. When they saw Shangguan Kunyang who appeared like a ghost, the three of them were stunned and shouted!

"Ghost!!"

"It's scary! Stay away from me!"

The last one scared me to the point of peeing.

Shangguan Kunyang lifted his hair and cursed fiercely: "What do you guys call you? Are you afraid that the pursuing troops don't know we are here? Shut up! Tell me what you guys did and how did you do?"

The three of them looked at each other intently, and were immediately shocked. Shangguan Kunyang's inhuman appearance was even more frightening than the dead man who took off his clothes outside.

The three of them took a deep breath and didn't know how to show their kindness in words.

The tall man in green clothes took out a ball of bloody clothes from his chest and held it in front of Shangguan Kunyang.

Shangguan Kunyang snatched the bloody clothes and hurriedly put it on himself, while he kept giving instructions -

"What are you guys doing standing around here? Why don't you quickly take off your clothes and change? You are strutting out in a Tsing Yi. Are you preparing to wait for death? Remember!! Get dressed, imitate me, and slap that rouge and gouache on your face. Some……"

"This one……"

"Let's forget it~~ Young Master..."

Shangguan Kunyang suddenly turned around and said fiercely: "What? You think I'm ugly, don't you? I also know that I'm ugly, but compared to a man wearing the blood-stained clothes of a Tianmen female officer who can be seen through at a glance, I would rather be a man that no one can recognize. An ugly girl!"

As soon as these words came out, the three men suddenly realized that they understood Shangguan Kunyang's original intention this time, and no longer disliked Shangguan Kunyang's bad face, and they rushed to imitate Shangguan Kunyang's makeup.

There was a burst of makeup and powder, and this outrageously ugly quartet was born. The four of them looked at each other, and none of them could hold it back. They touched their chests, bent over, and vomited.

"I'll go! I've never seen such an ugly woman in my life! You guys are too ugly!"

The taller man smiled awkwardly: "Ugly, it's a bit ugly... It should be safe for us... It would be strange if the soldiers of the Nanwu Sect were not scared away when they saw our appearance. Well, we are all men and we understand men’s personalities!”

Who would have thought that Shangguan Kunyang sighed loudly, "It doesn't matter if we meet others, we can probably survive. If we meet Marquis Wu Xuan, I'm afraid he will not leave us alive and slaughter them all if he sees the ugly behavior of us! "

"what?!"

"Ah what! So if you see Wu Xuanhou, just lie down among the dead and pretend to be dead with your face down!"

"Yes, yes! The young master has thought carefully, and everything must be obeyed by the young master!"

(End of this chapter)