Romantic comedy with all members, why am I single?

Chapter 126 The witty Pochi-chan
"Onii-chan, what are you thinking about? Go to bed quickly! It's almost twelve o'clock~!"

"Well, here we come."

Iura Hide came to his senses and was about to speak when Hoshino Ai couldn't wait to hug his arm and pull him towards the bed.

Moto on the side didn't know if he didn't want to fall behind, so he followed suit and hugged his other arm.

This made Iura Hide smile bitterly again.

"Can't wait anymore?"

Iura Hide secretly complained in his heart. It had to be said that this was the first time that a girl had urged him to go to bed, or even forced him to go to bed.

It felt just like those poor middle-aged men in those stories I had read in my previous life, who were forced to pay public wages.

Of course.

No matter how careful Hoshino Ai and Moto are, they probably don't dare to really take that step, at least not now.

But Porchi-chan's situation is even more serious.

"Even if there is no Kitagawa Umu-san, there are still Mashiro-senpai and Hori-senpai. Which of them is not more beautiful and has a better personality than you?"

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But after falling asleep so late, it was obvious that Tokyo at four o'clock in the morning could not be seen.

"She is already average-looking, has such a gloomy and inconspicuous aura, and is so frumpy in her clothes. Now with two dark circles under her eyes, she looks even more ridiculous."

As a result, when I washed my face and brushed my teeth early in the morning, not only did my younger sister Goto Oo get shocked, but she herself was also shocked by the dark circles under her eyes that looked like a panda.

But Iura Hide's arms felt like they were filled with lead. They were even more tired than when he practiced kendo after practicing sword swinging all day long.

At least his hard work paid off, right?
On the other side, Kitagawa Uimuo and Pochi-chan also had not slept well all night, but there was no comfort at all.

Although the two little girls themselves are not heavy, it is quite uncomfortable to be pressed like this.

"How could Iura-senpai like you?"

This is especially true for girls.

"Why did this damn old phone run out of battery at such a critical time?"

"Why am I so stupid! I didn't even think of such a simple operation!"

Kitagawa Umume was not only thinking about it when she was taking a shower and brushing her teeth after hanging up the phone last night, she was also thinking about it when she was lying in bed. Even when she was asleep and dreaming, she dreamed that she traveled to the past, and then followed the method that Ohtora taught her, and Iura Xiu went home alone.

Jimi Hen, the Shiba Inu beside him, wagged his tail happily.

"Wang!"

Drowsily, I don't know whether it was an hour or two hours later, Motoko and Hoshino Ai had already fallen asleep, and they slept soundly, and he finally fell asleep.

Ignoring Goto Puppets and Jimi Hen, who were joking and joking beside each other, Porchi-chan looked at herself in the mirror and couldn't help but sigh.

but
"Onii-chan, let's go wash up and have breakfast!"

I guess I won't be able to recover until I go to school, and I won't be able to transform into a tentacle monster.

At this time, Motoko and Hoshino Ai felt comfortable.

"Ugh"

In this case, let alone going to bed early comfortably, it’s already good to be able to fall asleep!

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The figures of Iura Hide and Kitagawa Uimu kept flashing through my mind, and I couldn't drive them away even if I wanted to.

Just as he feared.

They finally woke up until the alarm clock that Hoshino Ai had booked in advance to prevent them from getting up too late and their mother would come up to check on them rang.

And both of them were actually still wearing pajamas, so the situation was actually much better than when they had just taken a shower together.

The smile that usually looked cute fell into the eyes of Pochi-chan at this time, but it made her feel even more depressed and depressed.

"Don't think about it, you can't compare to a beautiful woman like Kitagawa-san."

The main thing was that they were pressing his arms on both sides, as if he was fixed on the torture rack. He couldn't even turn over, so he could only lie there flat.

Iura Hide first looked at Hoshino Ai, who was full of energy, and then turned to look at Moto, who was also much more lively and cheerful than before, feeling somewhat comforted in his heart.

In the end, my fingers started to tremble a little before I stopped. Then I took out the song "Because I Like It" that Iura Hide had written for her and played it on a loop until dawn.

As soon as these two guys lay down, they used the legendary Konoha forbidden technique 'Arm Sealing Technique' on him, using his arms as pillows, one on the left and the other on the right.

As we all know, in the dead of night and when you are alone, you will often have uncontrollable thoughts in your head.

Obviously this matter had nothing to do with her (in her own opinion), but she just didn't know why she was upset and couldn't sleep all night.

"Jimi Hen, look, sister, she's turned into a panda!"

"Senior, has he calmed down?"

Although she fell asleep again after tossing and turning in bed for a long time, when she got up in the morning, she still had bags under her eyes that were twice swollen than usual.

As a result, just when she was about to pull Iura Hide into the room, Iura Hide suddenly proposed to break up with her, which scared her awake.

Well, she mainly wanted to get rid of Kitagawa Ummu. Unfortunately, when she thought of Iura Hide, she would think of Kitagawa Ummu, and then compare it with her gloomy, rustic, socially fearful, and inconspicuous self.
Unable to sleep, Pochi-chan could only pick up his guitar, headphones, and laptop and hide in the closet. He manually made a guitar-less version of "Sold Out" and played it for most of the night.

Porchi-chan habitually thought to herself in her heart, her aura becoming increasingly gloomy and dark. Coupled with her fatigue and sleepiness caused by not sleeping all night, she was as if she was a wraith crawling out of hell.

If Goto puppets and Jimi Hen hadn't gotten used to her appearance, other children might have been frightened to tears.

But at this moment, Porchi-chan seemed to have thought of something. He had just finished brushing his teeth, picked up the comb, and was about to straighten his messy hair. His whole body seemed to be frozen, and the dark aura on his body suddenly surged. , which frightened Goto puppets and Jimi Hen, who were still fighting, to a halt as if the frame had dropped.

"Ah? Jimi Hen, did we make our sister angry?"

"Wang!"

"How about we just run away!"

"Wang Wang!"

Her personality is completely opposite to that of Porchi-chan. The super lively and cute Goto puppet, who is familiar with the situation, quickly glanced at Porchi-chan through the mirror after realizing that the situation was not good, and then picked up Jimi Hen and swooped. Ran downstairs.

But Porchi-chan was completely indifferent to this, because she was not angry because of the fight between her sister and Gouzi.

To be precise, she wasn't angry.

She just suddenly remembered that she had to go to the club activity room at noon.

Although she often complains about her appearance, aura, and dress, and is used to this kind of self, things are different now.

She didn't want to appear in front of Iura Hide with this 'ugly' and 'funny' appearance!
"What to do, what to do, what to do!" "Is it too late to catch a cold and have a fever?"

"How about taking out all the ice cubes in the refrigerator and taking a cold bath?"

After coming back to her senses, Porchi-chan couldn't help but squirm in front of the mirror, especially when her mother called her downstairs to have breakfast. She realized that it was too late for her to take a cold bath and blowjob like in the anime. After turning on the fan, she suddenly became more anxious.

"How about hitting the wall and knocking yourself out?"

In desperation, Pochi-chan couldn't help but have such an idea.

Fortunately, she rejected it immediately.

"No, no, what if I get disabled in a collision? I'm not good-looking enough to begin with. How about twisting my foot? If I twist my foot, I should be able to take leave and not go to school, right?"

Porchi-chan looked down at his feet, then looked up at the door frame not far away, made a few gestures in his mind, and then made another gesture.

There was nothing she could do, she was afraid of pain!
"No, no! For the sake of seniors, how can I be afraid of even this little pain!"

Seeing that her mother downstairs had once again urged her to go downstairs for dinner, the sound of footsteps even came from the direction of the stairs. When she heard the cheerful rhythm, she knew it was Gotou and Jimi Hen.

She knew that if she didn't make up her mind quickly and muster up the courage, she wouldn't even have the chance to twist her feet.

She couldn't, she had to forcibly twist her feet in front of her sister, right?

As for asking her after she goes out, if she twists her foot at that time, who will send her back?

She didn't want to trouble her family because of her petty thoughts.

So, there is not much time left for her!
"For seniors!"

Seeing that half a small head had popped up at the entrance of the stairs, and the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer, Porchi-chan gritted his teeth, finally made up his mind, raised his legs and kicked towards the door frame cautiously.

To be honest, this was her first time twisting her foot, so she didn't know if it would work.

But fortunately, her movements were relatively slow.

Just before she kicked the door frame, the phone in her pocket rang early.

Although she has made many new friends in the past two days, and yesterday, she also added the contact information of Hikaru Itachi, Ryo Yamada, Ai Hoshino and Motoko.

But there are probably only those who will take the initiative to send her messages.
"Ah? Did the senior send me a message?"

Without any hesitation, Porchi-chan retracted his foot almost instinctively, and at the same time took out his cell phone from his pocket as quickly as possible to check it.

"Because I have other things to do, I won't go to the club activity room at noon today, right? Senior, he won't go to the club activity room at noon today?"

After reading the message from Iura Hide three times, Pochi-chan raised her head and blinked cutely.

"If the senior won't go to the club activity room, doesn't that mean that today's club activity at noon is cancelled, and I won't be able to see the senior today?"

"T-that means seniors won't see my funny dark circles?"

After coming to this inference that even an idiot could draw, Porchi-chan's first reaction was not only to let out a long sigh of relief, but also to feel disappointed.

After all, the only time she can see Iura Hide is during club activities.

"Sister, it's time to eat!"

"Hello~ hello~ sister? It's time to go have breakfast~~~"

"Jimi Hen, why don't you give your sister a bite?"

"Wang!"

"Okay, forget it then."

"Mom, my sister has slipped into her own world again and can't come out~~~"

After calling several times but unable to wake Porchi-chan out of the gloomy world, Goto had no choice but to run downstairs with Jimi Hen.

Anyway, Pochi-chan often misses breakfast. We have prepared a lot of breakfast bread and boxed milk at home, so we can take them with us on the road.

But as soon as the man and the dog ran away, Pochi-chan was already out of her own world, because Hideo Iura sent her another message.

"By the way, let's go to the cafeteria for lunch together!"

She knew that if she let Pochi-chan make the choice, she didn't know how long she would have to hesitate, so Iura Hide directly made the decision for her.

But after reading it, Porchi-chan felt a little complicated.

"S-Senior, he hasn't forgotten me yet! He even took the initiative to invite me to have lunch together!!!"

The first time he saw the content of the message, Poch-chan's eyes lit up, his face turned red with excitement, and all the gloomy atmosphere in his body was swept away.

But then she thought of the dark circles under her eyes that rivaled those of a panda.

This is very confusing.

Now even if she was given another chance, she didn't want to take time off due to illness or injury, because she had realized that she wouldn't be able to see Iura Hide all day today.

But if you don’t ask for leave
"Porchi-chan, it's time to eat~"

The mother's voice came from downstairs, and a flash of light suddenly flashed in Porchi-chan's head.

"Yes, yes, yes! I can use makeup to cover the dark circles under my eyes!"

Pochi-chan clenched her fists in excitement when she thought of this good idea.

"But... should I secretly get my mother's cosmetics and paint them myself, or should I ask my mother to help me paint them?"

While she was thinking, Pochi-chan's mind suddenly flashed into Kitagawa Ummu's delicate and pretty face, which made her make an immediate decision.

"Well, I'd better let mom help me draw it! Otherwise, if I draw it myself, what if it gets uglier as I draw it?"

So, Pochi-chan, who finally found the 'perfect solution', ran downstairs with a happy face, and then... embarrassed her mother.

".With these dark circles under my eyes, you are really testing my skills!"

Mrs. Goto, who was originally about to sit down for breakfast, saw her daughter running up to her with excitement, imitating Jimi Hen's look, shaking her stupid hair crazily, and begging her to put makeup on her to cover it. With a pair of dark circles under his eyes, he couldn't help but have black lines all over his face.

Although as an adult, makeup is one of the skills that must be possessed.

But the problem is, having it does not mean being proficient!

How could an ordinary office worker like Pochi-chan be able to do this?

Even if Kitagawa Uimu and Ohsora saw it, they would definitely shake their heads!

But looking at her daughter's pitiful and expectant eyes, she could only take a deep breath and bite the bullet.

(End of this chapter)