Romantic comedy with all members, why am I single?

Chapter 138 Elementary difficulty?

The sudden irritability made Iura Xiu couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Opposite him, Mashiro seemed to notice something, and there was a nervous and concerned look in his ruby-like pure eyes.

"Did I do something wrong to make Xiu unhappy?"

Iura Hide, who was having random thoughts, was slightly startled for a moment, then smiled and shook his head.

"I'm not unhappy. Mashiro is so cute, how can she make people unhappy?"

Mashiro looked at him, the concern in his eyes still not fading away.

Being stupid does not mean being stupid. Whether it is a girl's intuition or her world-class observation eyes, she can tell that Iura Hide has something on her mind, and this worry is related to her.

What's more, if Iura Hide was really fine, he would have smiled and touched her head just now, right?

I don't know if it's because of her 'pet' attribute or what, but she actually likes Iura Hide touching her head.

However, Qianshi Chihiro took a sip of beer and said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter. Mashiro is already seventeen years old. She has already reached the age to get married. She should understand some things. Otherwise, she will be betrayed by something. What should I do if my scumbag cheated me?"

"No, no! Qianshi Qianhiro is still outside in the living room!" Iura Hide quickly reminded himself in his heart.

Unfortunately, Chihiro Chihiro's intimidation seemed a bit insufficient. When he helped Mashiro put on her underwear and school uniform shirt, he almost ate Mashiro several times.

"Hey, I don't like it. After all, I chose this! It's just that I have to go to school later. I don't have room to put it on my body."

In her opinion, if it were any other boy, facing Mashiro like this, he would probably have been unable to bear it any longer and would eat Mashiro upright.

Iura Hide quickly thought of this excuse.

But now Iura Hide clearly doesn't want to say it, so what should she do?

"Meow meow meow???"

You must know that until now, Kitagawa Uimoto has never defeated him in a small game!
"Please, please don't say this in front of Mashiro!" Iura Hide couldn't help frowning.

Feeling the remaining warmth of Pangji in his hands, the tip of his nose seemed to faintly smell a strange smell, and three big question marks appeared on the top of Hide's head.

Mashiro's brain was spinning rapidly, and then suddenly an idea flashed. He picked up Iura Hide, who had just changed his shoes, and walked quickly towards the bedroom.
Don’t get me wrong, Mashiro has no intention of paying to watch.

Mashiro, who was taking a small bite at the side, raised his head when he heard him mention his name and looked over. There was a look of doubt in his eyes as clean and pure as gems.

"why?"

Behind him, Qianshi Qianxun saw this and let out an unknown chuckle.

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However, Mashiro just returned to the room, and under his dumbfounded gaze, he reached out and took off his Pangji, and then put it in his hand.

Iura Hide smiled and touched Mashiro's head, then handed Fatji back to her.

"Cough cough."

"Well, it feels much better all of a sudden~"

Only then did Iura Hide realize it, and the complicated thoughts in his mind instantly dissipated. He looked at Pangji in his hand and showed a dumbfounded expression, but his heart was filled with emotion.

The Taoist heart, which was originally relatively strong due to the sage mode, also became shaky as the heartbeat and breathing accelerated unconsciously, and it looked like it was about to collapse again.

Iura Hide couldn't help but have a black line.

Qianshi Qianxun sat lazily on the chair, her flaming red lips were eating the sandwich in her hand, and she joked playfully.

"Please don't look at me when you say 'other scumbag'! I feel guilty!" Iura Hide complained in his heart.

This time, Mashiro had no doubts. A look of sudden realization seemed to flash in his eyes, and then he took Fatji and put it on again under his gaze.

Iura Hide also didn't think so.

Until Mashiro asked in a calm voice with a hint of nervousness and expectation: "Would Xiu be happier like this?"

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At this time, she looked at Iura Hide as a mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, and she was actually very satisfied.

If you don’t believe me, ask Kitagawa Uimu!

Of course, she didn't think that Iura Hide would be a scumbag. Instead, she felt that Iura Hide was already very capable for being able to endure it till now.

There were some things that I couldn't see clearly because of my shock before, but now I can see everything clearly.

"Don't you like this style show?"

Mashiro looked at Fatji and then at Iura Hide, seeming a little confused as to why Iura Hide didn't accept it.

By the time Mashiro and I arrived at the dining table, it was almost like playing a two-player role-playing game.

Iura Hide touched his nose awkwardly, and as a result, a strange fragrance rushed into his nasal cavity, making his heartbeat seem to skip a beat.

"Are you going to show me the newly drawn illustrations?" Iura Hide thought this way.

"Ah, ah, Iura-kun, is it really that fast? I was worried just now whether you two would be late, and I was thinking about whether I should call you, but I didn't expect you to have already come out~"

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"You guys can eat. I'm going to wash the dishes and chopsticks from last night's meal." Iura Hide, who didn't want to continue discussing this topic, left decisively.

What does Qianshi Chihiro mean by deliberately accentuating the word "kuai"? He is obviously so hot and long-lasting, okay!

Even if she wasn't already 29 years old, she wouldn't have brought Iura Hide and Mashiro together like this, she would have done it herself.

"Youth, you will never regret it until you lose it~~~"

Qianshi Qianxun took another sip of beer, and then spit out a big wine burp, as if he wanted to take away the depression and melancholy in his heart in this way.

Unfortunately, Iura Hide didn't know that she actually thought so highly of him. Seeing that she didn't continue to discuss the scumbag issue, he let out a long sigh of relief.

"I just want to have a harem. I shouldn't be considered a scumbag, right? A scumbag is irresponsible to girls, but I want to be responsible for every girl I like."

While washing the dishes, Iura Hide worked hard to adjust his mentality.

There was no way, since he had already embarked on the road of no return, the harem, he could only go to the dark side.

Kitagawa Uimuo is already his, he can't let her go, right? Just the plots in the anime he had seen in his previous life were enough to make him unhappy. If Kitagawa Ummu was really with another boy, he would really be uncomfortable to death.

As for Mashiro, let alone that. He hasn't eaten it yet. If someone else eats Mashiro first, then he might as well die. "But I still have no idea how to operate it!"

"How do the male protagonists in those harem anime operate?"

He quickly recalled the harem anime he had watched in his previous life, and then he immediately thought of "The World Only God Knows", which should belong to the 'ancient level', and thought of the male protagonist in it, the 'God of Strategy' Gui Mu Keima.

"However, Kami-sama opened the harem to save the world. In the beginning, every time the strategy ended, the target would temporarily forget the experience. Later, the memory returned, and it was only natural that the harem achievement was achieved."

"I'm not trying to save the world, and I don't have the superpower to clear my memory, so I have no reference value at all..."

Then he thought of Itsuka Shidou in "Date A Live", Kasugano Yuu in "The Sora", Uesugi Fuutarou in "Fifths of Flowers", and... Makoto in "School Days" , and then couldn't help but think smart.

"No, no, cross out the last one! I won't be as useless as Brother Cheng!" Iura Hide hurriedly shook his head and eliminated Brother Cheng from his reference list.

However, if you think carefully, most harem dramas must follow basic logic and require special identities, environments, and time in order to avoid the Chengge-style ending and achieve a harmonious and friendly happy ending.

Only harem fun shows such as "The Supervisor of the Goddess Dormitory", "Monster N's ​​Daily Life" and "As long as there is love, it's okay even for Oni-chan", or just niche anime. It will be forced to open without any reason.

"Forget it about Monster n, it basically has no reference value."

"That kind of niche animation...I'm afraid it won't work either."

"But 'Goddess Dormitory' and 'Onii-chan is okay', maybe you can refer to them."

Suddenly, Iura Hide stopped washing the dishes and his eyes couldn't help but light up.

Because he discovered that these two harem dramas actually have one thing in common, that is, the male protagonist lives with several harem female protagonists from the beginning, and then after living together for a long time, those girls seem to silently accept this relation.

"How about I live together with Haimeng and Mashiro?"

"But...how to do it?"

If he wants to move alone into Haimeng's house or Qianshi Qianxun's apartment, it should be easy. Especially Qianshi Qianxun, she will definitely be very happy to have someone clean her room for free.

But if three people live together,
Iura Hide racked his brains for a long time, but unfortunately he still couldn't come up with any reliable method.

So, everything seemed to have come full circle.

This made him feel a little discouraged.

Of course, if he is discouraged, he is destined to never give up if he cannot let go of either Kitagawa Uimu or Mashiro.

Not to mention, there is a restless Hoshino Ai at home.

"Isn't it just a harem? You are a time traveler! This will definitely not be a problem for you!"

Although Iura Hide himself doesn't know whether there is any necessary connection between the time traveler and the harem, this does not prevent him from cheering for himself.

However, in order to avoid being cheated by Chihiro Sengoku, a 29-year-old single girl who had never been in love but had seen countless men, he could see something now, so he still waited until Mashiro finished his breakfast before wiping it off. His hand returned to the dining table, and then he pretended to be nonchalant, picked up his school bag, and left the apartment with Mashiro.

"We're out!"

"Yeah, Iura-kun, please remember to control yourself as much as possible in school. Forget about holding hands and kissing. If you want to eat Mashiro, it's best to wait until you get back from school~"

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Chihiro Sengoku's teasing came from behind, causing Iura Hide to draw a black line, and quickly pulled Mashiro to quicken his pace.

"Mashiro is really unlucky to have such an unreliable cousin."

"But if it weren't for Chihiro Sengoku's assist, I might have missed Mashiro, right?"

Iura Hide turned to look at Mashiro.

The warmth of the morning fell brightly on the girl next to her, as if it possessed magical power, making people reluctant to take their eyes away.

The fragrance of cherry blossoms was intertwined with the faint fragrance of the girl, lingering on the tip of his nose, which made him feel very happy.

"Actually, compared to most harem male protagonists, the difficulty I face should be relatively small. After all, I only have two or three harems."

"In Lord God's harem, even if we exclude those who have not recovered their memories, there are still nine."

"Based on the number, three is at most a beginner difficulty level."

Compared with other harem series, the number of three is definitely very small. If one more is subtracted, they will be kicked out of the harem series.

And compared with other male protagonists in harem dramas, even if he is not the best, he is at least at the middle level, right?

After rounding it all off, he still has a high chance of success.

Thinking of this, Iura Hide's confidence in his heart increased a little, and even his body seemed to become much more relaxed.

But at this moment, in the convenience store not far ahead, a familiar figure suddenly walked out. When he saw him and Mashiro, he had a pretty face that, although not stunningly beautiful, was very well-behaved and cute. He suddenly showed an expression of surprise, then waved his long sleeves and the steaming buns in his hands, and ran towards them with a smile.

"Oh haha!"

"Oh haha."

Looking at Yoshikawa Yuki's cute and full of energy smile, Iura Hide said hello, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth unconsciously.

"Why did you start walking this way in the past two days?" Iura Hide asked casually with some curiosity.

Although taking this road won't take a long detour, in his memory, Yoshikawa Yuki didn't take this road very often before.

"Because I heard that the new Chinese steamed buns launched by this convenience store are delicious~" Yoshikawa Yuki shook the steamed bun in her hand, which was bigger than her fist, and her eyes dodged slightly.

However, because Iura Hide's eyes were completely attracted by the fat and white bun in front of him, he did not notice this.

"Uh Chinese buns?"

Iura Hide stared at the buns in front of him and suddenly felt a little hungry.

Although he had already eaten breakfast in the morning, and the food had been cooked overnight, it was soft and fragrant, and the taste was comparable to the seafood porridge in restaurants outside.

But as we all know, porridge is digested quickly.

And in the several games from last night to this morning, he really consumed too much energy.

On the side, Yoshikawa Yuki, who was still a little guilty, noticed his expression and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, a strange look flashed in his eyes.

Then she suddenly thought of something, a faint blush appeared on her fair cheeks, and she put the bun towards Iura Hide's mouth pretending to be nonchalant.

"Yes, they are said to be authentic Chinese steamed buns and they taste very good! Do you want to try them?"

(End of this chapter)