Romantic comedy with all members, why am I single?

Chapter 201: Going to be knifed?
Looking at Motoko and Hoshino Ai in front of him, it was as if the big bad wolf had seen Little Red Riding Hood alone in the forest. Their eyes were shining at him. Iura Hide couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth slightly, and a drop of cold sweat slipped from his forehead.

"Hey, I'm going to help my friend check up and change his dressing later. Of course, this time should be the last time!"

"so."

"Just wash them together, no need to soak, right?"

Before they finished speaking, the sweet and expectant smiles on the faces of Motoko and Hoshino Ai were replaced by cold expressions in the blink of an eye.

Yes, this time even Hoshino Ai, who has always been 'sensible', stopped pretending.

"Not taking a bath? It's a dream!"

Immediately afterwards, Hoshino Ai rolled his eyes, like a little fox who was performing a conspiracy, and hugged his arm tightly with a smile, as if he was afraid that he would escape, and said: "Onii-chan doesn't want to either, wait for me Will you go with Motokouchi-chan to help?”

"???"

Iura Hide leaned back tactically, his eyes widened, and he couldn't help but take a breath when he looked at Hoshino Ai's beautiful face that was no less beautiful than Kitagawa Uimuo.

But as he got closer to Kasumigaoka Shiyu's house, his breathing and heartbeat, which had been gradually relaxing, began to reverse again.

Just kidding, how could he not be able to hold on after only a few minutes?

After all, Iura Hide couldn’t last more than a few minutes in the past anyway~
Fortunately, Iura Hide didn't know that Hoshino Ai was thinking about such unhealthy things in her little head. Otherwise, he will definitely sue Hoshino Ai for slander!

Especially when Hoshino loved this guy and was obviously shy, his face was red and his cheeks were burning, but he still stubbornly and boldly knelt down in front of him. His breath was choked, his scalp was numb, and his heart almost exploded. Alright!
"Wait a minute! Not now!"

then
When he skillfully took out the key and opened the door, he had just changed his shoes at the entrance when he heard the sound of messy footsteps coming from far away. When he looked up, he saw Kasumigaoka Shiu and Erili crying. Red eyes rushed towards him angrily.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Iura Hide didn't even have time to turn off the shower, so he quickly picked up the bath towel on the clip and fled the bathroom.

"It should be up to me to decide whether I want to take a bath or not!?"

"Xiao Ai, this guy is indeed a guy who can have sex before having sex at the age of sixteen. His courage is getting bigger and bigger."

Hoshino Ai and Motoko didn't have the physical fitness of him. Just as they were about to come closer, they were splashed with cold water and screamed and backed away.

How about he being able to fight the two of them all night long and get them to surrender on their own initiative!

As Iura Hide said quickly, he stepped back and reached out to grab her slender wrist.

Hearing this, Hoshino Ai winked playfully, showed a cute smile like a little fox's successful prank, and said: "Onii-chan, what are you talking about? I'm just giving Onii-chan a bath!"

"Hoo~!"

After saying this, Iura Hide couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

If you don’t believe me, ask Kitagawa Uimu and Kasumigaoka Shiu.

Iura Hide rolled her eyes angrily, then quickly stood up and went under the shower head, turned on the cold water and washed away the foam on his body.

"what's the situation!?"

"Finally escaped."

Fortunately, the previous physical cooling effect was good. He only paused for a moment and quickly dismissed the images in his mind. He quickly wiped off the water stains on his body, changed his clothes and went out.

Otherwise, God knows how these two little girls will torment him. What if they attack him again at night? The Japanese-style wooden door in his bedroom couldn't block the two of them!
"Then, can you soak a little longer? Next time, I'll definitely make up for it next time!"

"Where did Xiao Ai learn this familiar line!?"

"."

"besides!"

Iura Hide, who had just been about to close the bathroom door, suddenly stopped when he heard the conversation coming from behind him. A picture of Motoko and Hoshino's love for each other appeared in his mind, and his heart beat a little faster.

When those two pairs of soft little hands, smeared with shower gel, kept roaming over his body, Iura Xiu almost screamed.

It's a pity that he only dares to complain about this kind of thing in his heart, and never dares to say it out loud.

When he thought of this, Iura Xiu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then couldn't help but become curious.

"Hehe, Nei-chan, just let Oni-chan go this time. Let's give each other a bath~"

Did he do anything else to apologize to the two of them?
It seems not?
Soon, when the two came to him, he finally knew why they had red eyes and looked like they wanted to kill him.

Even these two people should know that each other has been eaten by him.

However.
A few minutes later, a faint white steam filled the bathroom.

"."

Since it wasn't because of the harem, why did Kasumigaoka Shiu and Eiri look so angry that they wanted to kill him?

But then he realized something was wrong. It was clear that Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Eirili knew and agreed to his harem.

Even if you take a bath, you can’t rub in some places, okay?

Fortunately, Hoshino Ai turned to look at Motoko, and after asking for Motoko's opinion, she didn't make things difficult for him anymore and happily agreed.

The deserted quiet streets at night, combined with the cool night breeze blowing in his face, helped him calm down his originally restless heartbeat little by little.

Iura Hide was so excited that he almost thought something had happened to him.

"Ah? Onii-chan, you haven't given us a bath yet!"

"hiss--"

Iura Hide complained as he walked.

"Why do you want Xiaoxun to die!"

"That's right, it's okay to let Kaoru and Sawabe Tsubaki marry Arima Kousei together!"

"That's right, that's right, even that Takumi Watari can have several girlfriends at the same time, why can't Arima Kousei, as the male protagonist, not be able to!"

"Hurry up and bring Xiaoxun back to life!"

"."

Iura Hide was stunned at first, and then looked at the two of them saying each other to each other, as if they had practiced it thousands of times, their cooperation was extremely tacit and skillful, and their mouths opened unconsciously.

"Huh? You want me to resurrect Xiaoxun? It turns out that's why, it scared me!"

Jingura Xiu secretly complained in his heart, and then said in a dumbfounded voice: "Forget it Eirili, Xiaoshi, you should understand that this is a need for plot techniques, right?"

What does 'Forget about Yinglili' mean?
Ordinarily, Eiri would have been furious after hearing this. She would have retorted a few words, and at the same time beat Hide Iura with the 'Twin Tail Meteor Hammer'.

Even if Iura Hide is the 'Hide-sama' she admires and admires, this is a matter of principle.

A principle that is more important than being Iura Hide's girlfriend with Kasumigaoka Shiu.

But now her mind was filled with the confession letter that Miyazono Kaoru left for Arima Kousei. With her small brain capacity, she couldn't pay attention to anything else. "I do not think so!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu took a deep breath and said.

Perhaps because she was talking about the professional field, she finally temporarily restrained her expression of wanting to stab Iura Hide, which made Iura Hide secretly sigh in relief.

There was nothing he could do. Unlike Eiri, a arrogant, stupid, and coward whose probability of turning black was almost zero, Kasumigaoka Shiu's understanding was that there was a real possibility of turning black!
Fortunately, Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't know what was going on in his head. Otherwise, the kitchen was not far away, and her ankle sprain had completely healed. It wouldn't be difficult for her to walk over and get a fruit knife, right?

"In my opinion, it is precisely because most authors will write Xiaoxun to death in this situation, so Xiu also writes it like this, which makes it look very cliché."

"That's right!" Ying Lili nodded repeatedly while listening.

Iura Hide was shocked when he saw this. When had Eiri and Kasumigaoka Shiu ever united the front?
Is the earth going to be destroyed?

"So Xiu should change it to Kaoru and survive, and then marry Arima Kousei with Sawabe Tsubaki, so that it doesn't fall into the trap of convention!"

"."

Listening to Kasumigaoka Shiyu's sophistry, Iura Hide's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

“The heroine is written to death too much, so it’s cliche?”

"Obviously at this time, if you let the heroine survive and then open a harem for the hero, it will be more written and more cliché, right?"

Of course, it would be useless even if he said this.

After all, Kasumigaoka Shiu and Eiri are girls. When they get emotional, let alone being reasonable, even if they are told that 1+1 equals 2, they will think it is wrong.

As for making the modifications as Kasumigaoka Shiu said and resurrecting Kaoru Miyazono, that's even more impossible.

It's not that he doesn't like Miyazono Kaoru and doesn't want to treat Miyazono Kaoru.

Mainly because of this change, the classic level of "April" will definitely be reduced a lot.

This is a masterpiece in his mind, and it is also his first work in this world. He really can't do such a thing as destroying a classic!

so.
"Xiao Shi, does your foot still hurt? If it doesn't hurt anymore, then let me help you take off the bandage!"

".The timing of showing off to change the subject is really clever!"

Kasumigaoka Shiu subconsciously activated her poisonous tongue skill, but when she saw Iura Hide kneeling down on one knee, as if to propose marriage, and 'seriously' checking the recovery of her ankle, although her face did not change, she still couldn't bear it in her heart. I felt a warm feeling.

"Does it still hurt here?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore."

"What about here?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore."

"Lift it up, how about twisting it like this? Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt."

"That should be good. Go sit down and let me help you take off the bandage."

"Ah."

Seeing that the embarrassing topic of 'Should I resurrect Miyazono Kaoru' was temporarily skipped, Iura Hide couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

However, just in case, he still helped Kasumigaoka Shiyu remove the bandage. After confirming that there was no problem, he decided to withdraw from the Thirty-Six Strategies for the time being and let the two of them calm down first.

However, as soon as he said he wanted to leave, Kasumigaoka Shiu's face, which had just softened a little, immediately turned cold. She stood up from the sofa in a flash, and together with Eirili, surrounded him. .added in the middle.

"Xiu has made us two girls so sad. Do you just want to walk away? This is the irresponsible behavior of a scumbag."

"."

How could he just go home and become an 'irresponsible scumbag'?
And this is obviously what they read in the novel themselves, so can they blame him?

Iura Hide secretly complained in his heart, but seeing the dangerous light flashing in the eyes of the two men, he wisely did not open his mouth to refute.

"What should I do?"

"This is about showing off yourself. As a boyfriend, making your angry and sad girlfriend happy should be your most basic ability, right?"

"."

What Kasumigaoka Shiu said was so reasonable that Iura Hide was completely speechless.

"correct--"

Iura Hide scratched his hair and suddenly had an idea, thinking of the situation when he was recording the song this afternoon.

Kitagawa Uimu and the others were also depressed by his song "Twinkle Light", and then were cured by his song "Little Star Variations".

That should be okay now, right?
Under the gaze of the two people, Iura Hide quickly took out his phone and unlocked the screen.

But then he suddenly thought of something again and made a move.

"If the Little Star Variation is played again, will it remind them of Xiaoxun again and make them even more depressed?"

This is obviously not impossible.

If he had just finished watching "April" and then went back to listen to "Little Star Variations", Kaoru Miyazono's voice and smile would definitely come to mind.

Then if he plays Little Star again, wouldn't he be shooting himself in the foot?

"Then what should I play?"

Iura Hide racked his brains and thought quickly, and then a melody that was written cheerfully and read as a sand sculpture, together with one of the famous scenes in "The Passerby Heroine", suddenly came out of his head, making his eyes unbearable. A strange look flashed across his face.

Yes, this melody is the BGM "Pig Rush" in the first episode of the original story, when Shiu Kasumigaoka and Eri Riri are wearing yukata, and the rookies are playing table tennis with each other.

"Tsk, tsk, I played "Pig Rush" in front of Kasumigaoka Shiu and Eiri. I'm really a genius!"

As his thoughts opened up, many silly songs suddenly popped up in Hide's head, such as the BGM "Heng Heng Heng" from "Lucky Star", and the BGM "This is the way to survive for otakus" from "My Sister". "etc.

"If it doesn't work, let's have a skewer of divine songs. I don't believe this can't cure it!"

Iura Hide recalled it in his head for a while, and then took the lead in playing "Heng Heng Heng".

Eiri had never heard Iura Hide playing and singing by himself, so she didn't know what he was planning to do when he suddenly took out his mobile phone. She couldn't help but be curious when she saw this.

Kasumigaoka Shiu, on the other hand, very smartly immediately played "Previous Life", which Iura Hide had played and sung specially for her as an 'improvisation', and a glimmer of expectation suddenly arose in her heart.

Then there were no surprises, "Heng Heng Heng", "This Is the Way of Survival for Otakus", "Pigs Advance", "Great". These were sung together, and although the two of them had a black line, they still The corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

(End of this chapter)